Stepping on Qi Zhifan's shoulders, Wei Han entered the yard smoothly, recalling Qi Zhifan's extremely reluctant face just now, he felt so happy, all worries and worries were swept away in an instant, not to mention how happy he was.
It is said that extreme joy begets sorrow, Wei Han didn't expect that when he jumped in, he jumped into the chicken coop, and suddenly an unpleasant stench pierced his nostrils.
Covering his mouth and nose, Wei Han took a look, damn, the car keys are still in the pile of eggs, surrounded by a group of roosters and hens.
Probably the folk customs here are fierce, and the chickens raised are all domineering, especially the big rooster with fiery red combs, arrogant and high-spirited, staring straight at Wei Han, who is not kind.
Wei Han didn't want to provoke them either, but he couldn't help himself in the chicken coop.
The ferocious rooster yelled "Ooooh", chasing Wei Han and poking his butt non-stop, but couldn't drive him away; the fat hen was quite surprised, and flew straight with its wings flapping. It's a pity that he couldn't fly and he couldn't fly, but the fan made chicken feathers flying all over the place, causing Wei Han to sneeze several times.
After finally picking up the car keys, Wei Han quickly escaped from the chicken coop.
Covered in chicken feathers, he also inevitably stepped on chicken shit several times. The very embarrassed Wei Han hurriedly took off his coat, which smelled strange, and shook his head full of chicken feathers vigorously, shaking off another chicken feather.
Wei Han, who was thinking about finally getting out of the sea of suffering, had just walked a few steps when the big yellow dog guarding the yard also barked, "Wow, woof, woof" barking fiercely.
Wei Han patted his chest, luckily the dog was chained, otherwise it would have charged over and bit him long ago.
"moo moo..."
Misfortunes never come singly, Wei Han's ears twitched, he heard a cow barking, did he make a mistake
Looking at the big black bull not far away that was ready to charge, Wei Han was dumbfounded, and looked down at his red wolf T-shirt. For the first time, he realized that his red body was so red that it was dazzling.
Fuck, help! He's not interested in being a bullfighter!
Qi Zhifan, who was waiting outside the iron gate of the yard, heard a rooster crowing inside, the dog started barking, and now even the barking of a cow came out, and he was a little flustered by the wind.
Finally, Qi Zhifan waited for the sound of the iron gate being opened, and his mood, which had sunk to the bottom, turned around a little bit. As a result, as soon as Wei Han came out, he ran away with his head in his arms, running wildly.
"Wei Han, you are sick, why are you running?" Qi Zhifan grabbed Wei Han.
"Run only if you are not sick! If you are bitten by the mad cow behind you, you might get mad cow disease!" Wei Han yelled, threw Qi Zhifan away, and continued to rush forward.
Qi Zhifan was startled when he heard the words, and when he turned his head, he saw the menacing big black bull. Sure enough, something was wrong, and he immediately ran helplessly.
So, in the wilderness of a natural area with few people, a big black bull frantically chased two figures, Wei Han in red and Qi Zhifan in pink.
Running and running, looking at Wei Han who was running side by side with him, Qi Zhifan was about to faint from anger: "Damn! You idiot, don't run in the same direction as me! We have to separate!"
"I don't want it!" Wei Han yelled and refused, "When we run away separately, it must be chasing me in the bright red. Once I lure him away, you must run away, anyway, you always I don't care whether I live or die."
"you… "
Qi Zhifan froze slightly, he didn't expect Wei Han to think so badly of himself.
Although before he had the idea of simply throwing Wei Han away and driving back by himself first, but this idea just passed by in a flash. He was planning to scare Wei Han, maybe after ten minutes of driving by himself, his mood would change. After a little relaxation, it will turn around and drive back.
After all, Wei Han's cooking is so delicious, and he always thought that it is really "willing" to let Wei Han cook for himself willingly every day.
"Wei Han, listen carefully, I...I will...absolutely..." Running a little hard, Qi Zhifan gritted his teeth, and emphasized every word, "No, yes, throw, drop, you, no, don't care." ,of!"
"..." Wei Han was stunned to hear this, and after a moment of stupefaction, he quickly turned to the other direction, and Qi Zhifan also instantly relaxed and took several breaths.
But it never occurred to him that this mad bull ran in the direction of Qi Zhifan, and actually fell in love with the pink color of the beautiful sheep? !
Qi Zhifan: "..."
Wei Han: "..."
"Ji Fan Fan, don't be in a daze, run!"
Finally, thanks to the timely appearance of the master, the farce ended. After running several times, Qi Zhifan supported the big tree, bent his body, panting heavily.
After watching Qi Zhifan's embarrassment the whole time, Wei Han's mood was a bit complicated, and after feeling relieved, he felt a little guilty.
Wei Han walked over slowly: "Qi Zhifan, are you not angry? Didn't you just run a few more laps, just treat it as exercise. By the way, you are such a big man, why are you panting so badly? Could it be that you have a heat stroke? Or is it because of kidney deficiency? ?”
"Cough...cough cough!" The stimulated Qi Zhifan suddenly raised his head, his face was bloodless and pale.
Seeing that he was about to collapse, Wei Han didn't have any intention of joking, so he hurriedly stepped forward to support him: "You look so bad, do you really have kidney deficiency?"
Gazing at Wei Han fiercely again, Qi Zhifan rolled his eyelids, and immediately lost consciousness.
Wei Han hugged Qi Zhifan who had fainted in his arms: "Too bad, it seems like something big is going to happen now."
At ten o'clock in the evening, the hospital in the resort.
Wei's mother guarded Qi Zhifan who was still awake, while Qi's father called Wei Han outside the ward, and wanted to explain some things to him clearly.
"Originally, Xiaofan didn't want anyone else to know about this matter except for me. His self-esteem has always been very strong. If you have hypoglycemia, you cannot exercise vigorously, otherwise you will easily faint."
Listening to Qi Hao's words, Wei Han kept his head down: "I'm sorry, Uncle Qi, I really don't know, otherwise I wouldn't..."
"It's okay, I don't blame you." Father Qi interrupted him and shook his head.
"I don't ask him to be smart, I just hope he can be healthy. In fact, you will gradually find that Xiaofan is not perfect in every aspect, because he has hypoglycemia, so he has never liked to exercise."
"That's right, Uncle Qi, what you said..." After listening, Wei Han also fell into thinking.
It is true that Qi Zhifan seldom exhausts his body, but he never uses force to solve problems that can be solved by brainpower. It seems that God is quite fair, the so-called "moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor" has developed in an all-round way, Qi Zhifan is only "intelligent" and "beautiful", and he is not good at sports, so it is nothing special.
He didn't know what Wei Han was thinking at all, and Qi's father said earnestly: "Xiao Han, now that Xiao Fan has grown up, I can't watch him all the time, so I will trouble you to help me a lot in the future." Take care of him."
"Uncle Qi, don't worry, I will definitely take good care of him."
On the surface, he looks like a good brother, but Wei Han is reveling in his heart, haha, as expected, hard work pays off, this time he really discovered a major weakness of his rival in love.
The next day, Wei Han took a nap, and most of the joy and excitement of discovering the weakness of his rival subsided. As a good young man with moral integrity and lower limit, he thought he had to apologize to Qi Zhifan.
Hearing that Qi Zhifan had woken up, Wei Han hurriedly made a bowl of rock sugar pears and brought them over. When he walked to the door of the ward, he happened to bump into Wei's mother who had just come out of it.
Wei's mother was a little surprised, and smiled: "Hanhan, I just saw Fanfan, and his mental state is much better now."
"Well, that's good, I'll go in and see him."
"Wow, this is..." Wei's mother looked at the rock sugar pear in Wei Han's hands, and smiled even brighter, "Hee hee, my Han Han is indeed a good wife and mother."
"... Mom, I'm a man." Wei Han frowned.
"Oh, let me change it, it's the type of a good husband and a good father."
"...Mom, you better stop talking."
As soon as he entered the ward, Wei Han didn't look at Qi Zhifan, put his head down and put the bowl of rock candy Sydney on the table first, then turned his back a little embarrassed, and continued talking without waiting for Qi Zhifan to speak.
"That...that, Qi Zhifan, I'm sorry, I caused you to be chased by a bull and you passed out directly. But you also know the cause and effect of the whole thing, uh...it's a bit complicated, and I can't blame all of it.
Also... Also, about your mobile phone, I know you are so rich, so it is definitely not rare, but I will still save money to compensate you for a new one, I don't want to owe you anything, so as not to leave you with trouble in the future. "
Wei Han probably finished speaking, seeing that Qi Zhifan didn't respond for a long time, he turned around and saw that Qi Zhifan was leaning on the hospital bed with his mouth tightly pursed, with a very bad expression on his face.
"Hey, I sincerely apologize to you, why do you look like you're about to throw up?" Wei Han was angry.
In the next second, Qi Zhifan really lifted the quilt and got out of bed, rushed into the toilet and vomited.
When Mother Wei came to visit earlier, she seemed to have mistaken sugar water and salt water, causing Qi Zhifan to drink a bowl of salt water.
Looking at Qi Zhifan who was once again mutilated by his confused mother, Wei Han patted him on the back, feeling a little sympathetic to him.
Offering the rock sugar pears he made with both hands, Wei Han said with a smile: "Drink, drink, I made this specially for you, and this time I am really willing."
"..."
Qi Zhifan glanced at him with deep meaning, Wei Han's first "willingness" came unexpectedly.
Seeing that Qi Zhifan was still skeptical, Wei Han curled his lips, and simply took a mouthful from a spoon and handed it to him: "Okay, in order to fully express my sincerity of apology, come on, open your mouth, and I will feed you with my own hands."
In an instant, Qi Zhifan's heart skipped a beat, then he looked away calmly, and opened his mouth slightly.
Eating the pear in his mouth, it was sweet, Qi Zhifan also felt the long-lost sweetness deep in his heart, he looked at Wei Han, and suddenly felt that this brother was quite pleasing to the eye after watching too much.
While feeding and feeding, Wei Han began to persuasion: "Qi Zhifan, since you have hypoglycemia, you still dare to picky eaters and don't like to exercise, and you are cold and weird, looking at the time on your phone and computer. There are too many.
You can’t do this. Patients with hypoglycemia should live a regular life, so you should develop the habit of exercising, eat a balanced diet, cultivate a cheerful personality, and ensure enough sleep. "...
Qi Zhifan: "..."
What to do, he is super annoying.
During this family outing, Wei Han encountered many unlucky things, but he also discovered Qi Zhifan's major weakness, and immediately felt that all the suffering was worth it. Of course, he also recorded all the grievances and grievances that Qi Zhifan had to say in the "Record of Strange Troubles".
In the Qi family, across a wall, Wei Han on the other side buried his head in the room to write down the grievances and grievances of the past few days, while Qi Zhifan on the other side opened the drawer of the bedside table, looking at the bright pink color inside, thoughtfully .
He thought back and forth, thinking that his accidental fainting this time, apart from his own physical reasons, could not rule out the possibility of being fainted by Wei Han's stupid lack of energy.
Moreover, since then, every time Wei Han looks at him, he has strange eyes, mixed with sympathy and ridicule that he never had before, heh, it seems that he has been underestimated.
With a "boom", Qi Zhifan suddenly pushed the drawer in again.
This pair of underwear was lost by Wei Han a few months ago, and the day when it will return to its owner seems to be ... far away.