It turns out that my roommate is my hater

Chapter 224: Extra 2 What to do if my wife becomes smaller 3 is a joke

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In the end, it was Jiang Xingzhou who helped brush his teeth.

Next was washing his face. Jiang Xingzhou's hands were too big for Song Ci now, so Song Ci had to do it herself.

He found a cup and filled it with water, and Song Ci used his little hands to wash his face.

She splashed water on her little face again and again, and her hair got wet.

Jiang Xingzhou couldn't help laughing and bent down to help her hold her hair. Only then did Song Ci finally finish washing her cheeks.

She used Song Ci's face towel again. Song Ci wiped her little face, then looked up and smiled at her with a refreshed look.

If it were in the past, Jiang Xingzhou would have hugged her and kissed her, but unfortunately, if he opened his mouth now, he would probably eat most of Song Ci's face into his mouth.

Shaking his head, Jiang Xingzhou picked up Song Ci again, carefully held her against his chest, and asked, "Are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, Jiang Jiang, can you tie my hair up for me?"

"OK."

Song Ci was immediately happy and couldn't help twisting her hand in Jiang Xingzhou's.

Jiang Xingzhou was startled: "Don't move, or you'll fall down and my wife will be gone. What shall I do?"

Song Dynasty Porcelain: “…”

Why does it feel like this is a curse on her

Song Ci still lay obediently in Jiang Xingzhou's arms without moving, and whispered: "There is a small rubber band in the small box in the right drawer, just use that to tie it."

"Know."

Jiang Xingzhou walked over and took out two small rubber bands.

The rubber bands Songci bought were all black, and he had no choice.

He took out a comb and gestured on Song Ci's head twice.

"Song Song, how about a pair of ponytails?"

“… I don’t want to.” She lowered her head and swirled her hands in front of her body.

Although Jiang Xingzhou couldn't see her expression, he could guess that she must be pouting at the moment, and her little face was puffy.

He smiled and said, "Okay, then tie your hair into two ponytails."

Song Dynasty Porcelain: “…”

“Oh.”

Her voice was very light, but Jiang Xingzhou still caught it keenly.

After a moment of silence, Jiang Xingzhou suddenly laughed out loud, with a beautiful arc at the corner of his mouth.

I originally just wanted to tease Song Ci, but I didn't expect that she actually agreed.

Is this a pleasant surprise

Jiang Xingzhou couldn't help but pinched Song Ci's ear.

All four were taken care of seriously.

This made Song Ci look at him angrily, and even her cat ears turned a faint pink.

He combed Song Ci's hair a little clumsily, and then tied it into two crooked ponytails.

Just like a child holding a baby, he placed his hands under Song Ci's armpits, lifted her up to his eye level, and admired his masterpiece with satisfaction.

The more he looked, the more satisfied he was. Jiang Xingzhou quickly took out his cell phone and took advantage of Song Ci's lack of reaction to snap a photo: "Take a picture to commemorate it."

Song Ci was a little confused, and then she realized that she had been photographed by Jiang Xingzhou.

She subconsciously tried to cover her face, but Jiang Xingzhou simply put her on his shoulder.

"Song Song, hold me by yourself~"

He tentatively let go, and Song Ci no longer covered her face. She quickly used her short arms to hug Jiang Xingzhou's neck. Unfortunately, her arms were too short to hold him, so she could only sit on Jiang Xingzhou's shoulders with her legs apart, trying to steady herself.

Her expression suddenly became more expressive.

At this time, Jiang Xingzhou pressed the shutter button frantically and happily took many photos with Song Ci.

bad.

It’s really too bad!

By the time he picked Song Ci up, Song Ci no longer wanted to pay attention to him.

"Baby, I was wrong. I promise I won't do this again next time. Really, I swear!"

However, Song Ci would not believe it.

Jiang Xingzhou had no choice but to use his trump card.

He lowered his voice and called out, "Wife."

Song Ci's ears suddenly turned red.

So shameful.

It's so embarrassing to be called wife like this.

She immediately understood why Jiang Xingzhou didn't want to call her that just now.

Song Ci suddenly pounced on Jiang Xingzhou's arm, kicking and biting him.

Jiang Xingzhou let her make a fuss for a while, and only picked her up when she was tired.

"Let's go and cook. Are you hungry?"

Song Ci played with his head and felt that he might have become smaller, and his stomach had shrunk as well.

She wasn't hungry yet, but it was definitely time for dinner, so she shook her head and nodded.

Jiang Xingzhou: “?”

"What's the meaning?"

Song Ci's face turned pale and said, "It's time to eat."

"Oh~ I'm not hungry, but it's time to eat, right?"

"Yeah!" Song Ci pursed her lips and smiled shyly.

"Okay, can I cook some porridge?"

"good!"

Jiang Xingzhou cooked porridge for breakfast. During this time, the answerer still did not reply.

When it was time to eat, Jiang Xingzhou became conflicted again.

He handed the spoon to Song Ci: "Here, see if you can lift it."

Song Ci held the spoon with both hands. She underestimated her enemy and the spoon fell to the ground.

“It’s so heavy.”

Jiang Xingzhou showed a triumphant smile on his face, but he really couldn't hold it.

He handed over a small takeout spoon. The plastic one was much lighter, so Song Ci could hold it.

"Then I'll eat by myself." Song Ci said happily, looking up, looking very confident.

Jiang Xingzhou served some porridge to Song Ci in a small dish.

Song Ci praised in a baby voice: "Jiang Jiang is great, this is just enough for me~"

Jiang Xingzhou couldn't help it and poked her again, and then Song Ci sat down on the table with a squeak.

“Hahahahahaha…”

This is really fun, Jiang Xingzhou thought, isn’t this more fun than raising a child

Song Ci puffed up her cheeks angrily again, drank her porridge silently, and ignored Jiang Xingzhou.

After breakfast, Song Ci's little belly made her clothes bulge out a little.

This time she took the initiative to sit on the table, rubbing her belly comfortably.

“I’m so full~”

She found a spot where the sun could reach, and actually lay down, turning over with a look of contentment on her face.

Jiang Xingzhou: “…”

When going out, Jiang Xingzhou put Song Ci into his schoolbag, along with a rabbit doll.

Jiang Xingzhou carried it on his back without zipping it up, so the Song Dynasty porcelain would not suffocate even if it was hidden inside.

But to outsiders, Jiang Xingzhou didn't seem very smart, always looking down and talking to himself with his schoolbag.

Probably talking to his pet or something.

He is really interesting.

When they arrived at the door of the ready-made clothing store, Jiang Xingzhou lowered his head and said, "Hide your baby. I'll take the rabbit out later. Don't show it."

"Okay~"

"Okay, stop talking~"

"Uh-huh!"

Jiang Xingzhou went in, took out the rabbit and asked the boss if he could make a few more clothes for his rabbit.

The boss frowned and looked at his rabbit with a bit of disgust.

She works for people here, so she brought a rabbit here on purpose, isn't she trying to ruin things

But Jiang Xingzhou is rich!

Jiang Xingzhou raised the price and the boss agreed.

Jiang Xingzhou raised the price again, so the boss let him cut in line.

I don’t know when Song Dynasty porcelain can be restored to its original state. Jiang Xingzhou didn’t make a lot. He only made five sets of samples, even a small skirt.

The clothes are small, so they can be made quite quickly. The boss said I can pick them up at 2pm.

Jiang Xingzhou left the rabbit there and left the shop with Song Ci.

He didn't go home directly, but went to Song Ci's bookstore.

"Ah! Why are you taking me to the bookstore?" Song Ci's baby voice revealed obvious panic, "What if someone finds out!"

"Don't worry, it won't happen," Jiang Xingzhou smiled, "Didn't the baby behave very well just now?"

Song Dynasty Porcelain: “…”

Her cheeks flushed and she stopped talking.

The next time I heard Jiang Xingzhou's voice, it was Jiang Xingzhou talking to the employees in the store.

"Hello, boss."

The employee looked behind Jiang Xingzhou curiously and realized that it seemed that the other boss couldn't get up again today.

The two bosses have a really good relationship. The boss from the day before yesterday didn't come with us for the inspection in the afternoon.

Hehe~

The bosses were also very energetic, especially the one in front of her.

"Hello, Xiao Wu."

"Boss, your bag's zipper is unzipped."

Xiao Wu was quite puzzled as to why her boss suddenly carried a schoolbag today. But she naturally didn't want to gossip about her boss's affairs, so she just gave him a reminder.

Jiang Xingzhou was stunned and looked down. Through the gap, he saw Song Ci covering his mouth tightly, afraid that he would make a sound. Jiang Xingzhou couldn't help but smile, with a comfortable arc on the corners of his lips. The warm sunlight sprinkled on him, and he still looked very young, just like a student.

Xiao Wu couldn't help but sigh. Although he didn't know what the boss was laughing at, he still looked very handsome today.

Jiang Xingzhou smiled at Xiao Wu: "Thanks for the reminder."

"Well, boss, I'm going to work."

"Well, go ahead."

Jiang Xingzhou sat down at the cashier counter, took off his schoolbag, lowered his head and asked Song Ci: "Do you want to come out and take a look?"

Song Ci shook her head like a rattle: "No."

Afraid of being discovered.

Song Ci changed her posture in her schoolbag and begged Jiang Xingzhou for mercy by making a please-please gesture: "Can we go home~"

It's so scary here, someone may come at any time.

"No, I'm at work, so I can't go home. Otherwise, what if my boss deducts my salary?"

Song Ci: “!

!”

He is obviously the boss!

And he didn’t even go to the dessert shop or the milk tea shop!

Song Ci was furious.

He did it on purpose!

She pouted, turned her back to Jiang Xingzhou, and ignored him again.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xingzhou really left her aside and ignored her. He turned on the computer and started looking at yesterday's performance.

Of course, they don't sit in the store every day, they just come to take a look every day. After all, there are so many stores.

Jiang Xingzhou looked for a while and found everything was normal. He quietly looked into the bag, but to his surprise, the little guy inside was asleep.

Jiang Xingzhou: “…”

He took out his cell phone and took a picture of Song Ci's sleeping face, then carefully put on his bag.

When I came out of the cashier counter, I happened to meet Xiao Wu again.

"Boss, your zipper is not zipped up again."

Jiang Xingzhou: "…Thank you."

Xiao Wu: “…”

They just say thank you but still don’t do the work. I really don’t know what kind of performance art these bosses are trying to do.

Is it possible to hide a living person in the schoolbag

Forget it, the boss has left, I can slack off again later~!

Song Ci woke up when she heard the conversation between the two people and found that she seemed to be moving. She rubbed her arms, then carefully stood up from her schoolbag, revealing a small piece of cat ears.

Jiang Xingzhou: "Awake?"

Song Ci suddenly felt guilty and sat back down in fear. He quietly showed his tail and hooked Jiang Xingzhou's clothes.

Jiang Xingzhou reached out and pinched her tail, stroking it comfortably for a while, and threatened: "Don't move, or I'll pull you out and let others watch you, and then you'll be taken to the institute."

Song Ci: “!

!”

After being scared for two seconds, Song Ci suddenly became more aggressive, stretched out her little hand, pulled Jiang Xingzhou's hand into her schoolbag, held it in her arms and started to chew on it.

"You're not sending me to graduate school."

"That's not necessarily true." Jiang Xingzhou said with a smile.

"Humph~ Then you won't have a wife."

Jiang Xingzhou: “…”

Okay, this matter is really serious.

He can't live without a wife!

"Okay, I'll take you home."

"Hmph~"

Song Ci's tail was curled up proudly, with the tip of its curved tail sticking out from its schoolbag, as if showing off.

Jiang Xingzhou: “…”

It would be nice if it could get bigger and have a tail.

He secretly took out his cell phone.

"What are you doing?" Song Ci asked cutely in the schoolbag.

Jiang Xingzhou said without blinking: "Oh, let's see if that person has replied to me."

Song Ci suddenly became excited: "Did he come back? Did he come back?"

Jiang Xingzhou: “…”

Can he say he doesn't know either

The tails on Taobao don’t look as realistic as the one Xiao Songci has now.

Jiang Xingzhou whispered: "Let me check, I haven't found that interface yet."

"Well, okay~"

Jiang Xingzhou found the one that looked the most realistic and spent a little more money to order the tail.

The store was very thoughtful and gave me matching ears.

Private delivery.

After doing all this, Jiang Xingzhou went to find the answerer.

He stopped and looked at the reply given by the answerer, then frowned.

I recovered the next day without any adverse reactions. It was just like a dream. It has not recurred since then and everything is normal.

Jiang Xingzhou let out a light sigh.

Just one day.

I thought I could have a few more days to experience more of the joy of raising a little Song porcelain.

However, there were no adverse reactions, and Jiang Xingzhou was finally relieved.

"I replied, and you can recover tomorrow."

"Really?!" Song Ci was so excited that her voice became louder.

At some point, a girl came over from behind. She seemed to have heard Song Ci's voice and looked over in surprise.

Jiang Xingzhou was panicking, but he calmly said to the phone, "Yes, really, I'll be home soon. If you want any flowers today, I'll bring them to you later."

Suddenly, the girl's expression changed from suspicion to envy.

You can see couples talking on the phone on the street. It’s not a good day to go out today.

You can’t find such a man even with a lantern nowadays.

Good man, remember to plug in your headphones next time you make a phone call!

The girl went crazy for a moment, quickened her pace and left, and Jiang Xingzhou finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking down, Song Ci's face turned red, and Jiang Xingzhou couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"… "

"Already gone."

"Phew~ I'm scared to death~"

"I was scared to death, too."

"Then let's go home quickly~" Song Ci danced happily, her furry cat ears moving around, looking very cute.

Jiang Xingzhou's heart softened, and he whispered back, "Well, let's go home."