Jellyfish

Chapter 11: Advertising and courier

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stills.

The jellyfish looked at this picture, and there were two people in the picture, one black and one red, one behind the other, one of them... Well, he didn't know him, and the other was Hua Ji.

Jellyfish threw away the textbook in his hand, two tentacles tapped on the keyboard, the other tentacle began to tap on the phone, and the other two tentacles tapped on the ipad, and began to check this still photo.

After a while he figured it out.

"Pretty Girl? Stills? Acting?"

The jellyfish murmured: "Yes, the little fox's profession is an actor, an actor... Well, publicity in the past was based on word-of-mouth, now there is this Internet, but it can be promoted through the Internet..."

Jellyfish stared at the notebook in front of him, tsk tsk: "Is it the Internet? Maybe I can choose this major for further study."

The tentacle on the mobile phone is still searching for the stills and information of the Merry Girl, the tentacle on the notebook has already started to search for occupations related to the Internet, as for the ipad...

"Huh? Fourth Citizen?"

When Jellyfish was searching for the latest technology on the Internet, he found a documentary. Jellyfish immediately watched it with great interest, and then...

"Edward Snowden? Internet monitoring around the world?" Countless light spots flickered on the jellyfish's big umbrella cover. Except for two of these light spots, which were left in front of the laptop and one in front of the mobile phone, the rest were all on the iPad. forward.

The blips stare at the English word: Hacker!

"Hacker? Hacker?"

When the little girl He Baiyu was struggling under Mrs. Baimei, Hua Ji didn't stay on the crew, and Boss Wu picked up a print advertisement for him. In fact, for a weirdo like them, it was much easier to shoot an advertisement than a TV movie. , and the time is short, the money is fast, and you don't have to toss for so long.

It's just a pity, manufacturers won't find unknown people to shoot advertisements =v=

Therefore, Huaji still needs to maintain a certain level of exposure every year.

Hua Ji saw Yan Butterfly, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

Yan Butterfly looked at him with a smile: "In view of your little red hair with a transparent sheen when you were in Hawaii, I recommended you to the boss, I believe you will like it."

Hua Ji had a bad premonition, and when he took a look at the advertisement, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Yan Butterfly picked up the underwear advertisement for him = =

Hua Ji sneered: "Are you embarrassed to call me? Mine is red hair, and yours is colorful hair!!"

Yan Butterfly said leisurely: "It's a pity, I'm an agent, not an actor, and the other party won't let me shoot."

Hua Ji: "… "

Seeing that Hua Ji was about to explode, Yan Butterfly took away the advertising plan Shi Shiran and gave it to him.

"That's their new underwear for the season. You're also making underwear, but it's not this, it's... swimming trunks."

Yes, sub-brands under the same brand.

Only then did Hua Ji calm down a bit, he glared at Yan Butterfly, opened the swimming trunks advertisement plan and read it.

A few print advertisement pages, and a ten-second video. The planning is also simple. Just go swimming in the sea and meet... Wait what the hell? Met a jellyfish!

The tentacles of jellyfish are highly poisonous, and other people's key parts will wilt when they are poked by the jellyfish! ! And the underwear that Hua Ji wears is very protective, and the highly poisonous box jellyfish is powerless!

In the end, all the men on the beach were admitted to the hospital, and only Hua Ji walked across the beach alone, dating all kinds of beauties, and spent a pleasant holiday... What the hell is this? !

Take a deep breath... Take a deep breath, Hua Ji calmed down for a few seconds, and finally kept his calm, he asked Yan Butterfly: "What kind of rubbish plan is this? Did it pass?"

Yan Butterfly said slowly: "I think it's good, or that sentence. Your experience in Hawaii has brought me great inspiration. Although the advertisement is a bit ridiculous, most people may sneer, but what if?"

"Which man will relax the protection of the most important parts? Even if there are no jellyfish, being caught by a crab while swimming in the sea will bring disaster!"

Hua Ji: He is so right that I am speechless!

Yan Butterfly said meaningfully: "So as soon as my plan was submitted, the manufacturer's boss immediately decided to use it."

Hua Ji silently pointed at Yan Butterfly: "You actually wrote it?"

Yan Butterfly smiled and said nothing.

Hua Ji said helplessly: "Jellyfish is going to take the college entrance examination, you'd better not ask him for help."

Yan Butterfly shrugged: "Just like what I wrote in the planning copy, crabs, shells, etc. will do. Of course, it will be safer if jellyfish play in friendship."

He looked at Hua Ji with a smile: "You don't want to be caught by a crab during filming, right?"

Hua Ji: "… "

Jellyfish greatly connected Hua Ji's phone.

"Jellyfish, have you been busy lately?"

Jellyfish Avenue: "A little bit, what's wrong?"

Hua Ji suddenly shivered. Jellyfish is so arrogant that he is a little busy in the face of the college entrance examination. He should not disturb him, right

He hurriedly said: "It's okay, jellyfish, prepare for the exam, I wish you a successful exam!"

Jellyfish Avenue: "I saw your stills."

Hua Ji: ! ! !

Jellyfish Avenue: "It's pretty, but looking at the photos, do you want to be submissive?"

Hua Ji instantly knew which photo Jellyfish was seeing, it should be the one of the magic duo.

"It's okay Jellyfish, the senior I played against is very strong, I can learn a lot, and the senior is my immediate boss in the script setting!"

Jellyfish Avenue: "I see, are you filming now?"

"No, it's not my turn yet, there will be another week or so."

"Then what are you doing?"

Hua Ji was stunned for a moment, why did the jellyfish ask this

"I'm shooting an ad..."

Jellyfish said nonchalantly, "Do you want me to help you shoot an advertisement?"

"Yes... No!" Hua Ji's mouth twitched, and just as he was about to continue denying, he heard Jellyfish Avenue: "You are stupid, do you know?"

Hua Ji burst into tears: "Yes, the jellyfish is big, I have an advertisement here and I hope you can make a cameo appearance with the jellyfish body, but then I think you are preparing for the college entrance examination, I am afraid you will be very busy, so... "

"Oh, use the main body, this is easy." Jellyfish said indifferently: "Wait for the express delivery."

… what

Early the next morning, Hua Ji received a text message from Jellyfish Da, asking him to go to the Huangpu River to receive express delivery.

Hua Ji ran to the Bund foolishly, and according to what Jellyfish said, he threw a transparent bag into the Huangpu River, and the end of the bag was still tied with a rope.

Soon, he felt the bag move. He took the rope and pulled the plastic bag to take a look. He saw a palm-sized transparent jellyfish in the plastic bag = =

He calmly asked Jellyfish Da: "How did you deliver the courier?"

The jellyfish said calmly: "I separated a single cell from me and threw it into the moat of the Second Ring Road. It swam all the way to the entrance of Tianjin Binjiang and Bohai Sea. It happened to be where you are, which is very convenient."

Hua Ji: "… "

Considering that he would have to take the subway back for a while, Hua Ji first went to the aquatic product store to buy a fish tank. He put the small jellyfish the size of a palm into it. The small jellyfish was transparent and could hardly see the color. The two highlights are pale yellow.

One brain controls four tentacles... Hua Ji observed it, there are eight tentacles on the little jellyfish, which means that this little jellyfish has two brains

He was holding the fish tank, and the subway staff barred him from entering.

The staff smiled at him, pointing to the no-pets sign on the wall.

Hua Ji's mouth twitched: "Dogs are prohibited on the sign but jellyfish are not prohibited?!"

This time it was the subway staff's turn to twitch the corners of their mouths, and the other party said gloomily: "Then go through the security check!"

… let the big jellyfish go through security in the bathtub

Hua Ji took the fish tank and left silently, he should honestly rent it out.

After hanging up the phone, Jellyfish continued to search for hacker information, and finally came to the conclusion that if you want to be a hacker, you must learn computer technology, and based on the information he found, he finally locked... Zhejiang University!

Yes, although in the computer field, the best college in the flower-growing country is Tsinghua University in City B, but that would be too far from the little fox. Instead of going to school in City B and traveling the Bohai Sea all day, it is better to live in City S directly. Zhejiang University is a day student.

Well, it's such a pleasant decision. If you major, choose Computer Science and Technology.

After confirming the test college, Jellyfish began to prepare for the test with all their strength.

The college entrance examination is not difficult for him at all. It is much simpler than the imperial imperial examinations in the early days. Even if he memorizes it by memorization, he can get a lot of points, not to mention the jellyfish that has mobilized six brains.

At the same time, Hua Ji sat in front of a woman.

She has long golden brown hair and looks enchanting and beautiful, but there is a touch of hostility between her brows, and her whole body reveals a fierce aura.

"I heard you want me to do background music?"

Hua Ji carefully took out a crystal ball: "Yes, I need the best music!"