Zhu Mimi, one hundred and fifty-three years old this year, is a body bee.
She is a queen bee, she will become a semen by fate and then transform into a human, but her state is unstable when she transforms, and she cannot maintain her human form for a long time.
Like Hua Ji, she is also a fairy who ran rampant in the world before the founding of the People's Republic of China. Even if her strength is not strong, she can linger in the world all year round and has rich life experience in the world. When she turned into a human being, the entire flower-growing country was changing colors, and countless heroes and heroes competed for each other. Come out in large numbers and run to save the world.
She inadvertently followed a great man, watching him go up and down, all the time, and finally the hero died and died in the battlefield.
After the baptism of blood and fire, human and sexuality, Zhu Mimi has completely changed from a simple little bee to a queen. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the world is peaceful and the country has strengthened the supervision of goblins. The house girl, don't go out anymore.
Zhu Mimi has a large amount of property and various company shares, so she does not have to worry about food and clothing. Even after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become spirits, let alone monsters that did not meet the standards to go down the mountain. The nameplate caused her to be often harassed by the fledgling Taoist priests and monks, and she did not have a real legal identity to appear in front of others. Zhu Mimi lived a wonderful life, and every twenty years passed, she pretended to be her own daughter and appeared there. In front of the person, he swayed twice and then retracted. After a long time, no one found the clue.
Ten years ago, when the Internet developed vigorously, Zhu Mimi was obsessed with video editing. She already had bee-like compound eyes, which made it very convenient to watch movies. In addition to her rich experience, she knew some classical musical instruments. come out.
Her nickname is Queen Bee. After years of accumulation, she is a big name in this small circle. Even many film and television companies will ask her to edit and score music, but she never shows up and only picks up online, so the outside world It is rumored that the queen bee has a cold personality and does not like to deal with people, and the price is inflated.
But even so, there will still be people who come one after another to hook up with the queen bee, just for the editing and soundtrack that is amazing.
The video edited by Queen Bee has a very strong sense of rhythm, and people can't help shaking their legs when they watch it. At the same time, she is also good at all kinds of classical musical instruments. The style of music is majestic and magnificent. .
A few days ago, she received a request from the old turtle to edit the soundtrack for a documentary. Zhu Mimi didn't want to accept it, but considering that most of the old turtle's Wangu Entertainment was full of weirdos, the face of the old turtle was worthless because of a film. In the end she agreed.
Of course, to talk business with the old turtle, she doesn't need to hide at home, even if she shows her wings in Wangu Entertainment, no one, no monsters will make a fuss.
Zhu Mimi looked at Hua Ji up and down with critical eyes, she frowned slightly, and always felt that the other party was familiar.
Hua Ji blinked, he suddenly realized, raised his hand and tore his face off, revealing another face.
By the way, when the old turtle asked for video editing, he really didn't realize it was her, just like himself, Zhu Mimi...
Zhu Mimi looked at the exposed face with a strange expression: "It turned out to be you..."
"I didn't expect it to be you. You changed your name and changed your face, but as soon as you opened your mouth, I knew it was you." Hua Ji smiled and said, "Long time no see, Xiao Jianhong."
Zhu Mimi looked a little dazed, and after a while she said: "...you still call me Zhu Mimi, Xiao Jianhong is dead, now I am Zhu Mimi." After a pause, she asked Hua Ji: "How about you? Who introduced me to me before? , said Shangguan Hao?"
Hua Ji touched his nose: "My name is Hua Ji."
Zhu Mimi smiled, and she said softly: "Since they are all old friends, then I don't want the money, what do I want to cut?"
Hua Ji pointed to the crystal ball on the table: "This is a senior's memory, about... the memory of the formation of the planet under our feet, you can think of it as Pangu Kaitian."
Zhu Mimi was stunned, and she took a deep breath: "Where did you... get it? A certain senior? Did that senior agree to make the video public? Do you understand what this video will cause? If it is really about the earth The memory of birth, Kunlun and the old guy on the mountain will definitely break through after reading it."
She fixedly looked at Hua Ji: "The entire cultivation world will be messed up by your film."
Hua Ji smiled slightly. He stretched out his hand and groped the surface of the crystal ball. The silvery crystal ball felt cold to the touch. His tone was flat and distant: "How is it?"
Zhu Mimi was stunned for a while, and then burst into laughter. Her laughter was a bit sharp, but full of unrestrainedness. She nodded repeatedly: "Yes, this is you, you feel a lot better with a different face, I thought Your temper has also changed!"
She asked: "I only ask one question, does that senior agree?"
Hua Ji sighed deeply: "That's what he told me when he gave it to me..."
[I have too many brains. These two brains are my earliest memories, and they are useless now. Please help me clean up, keep the useful ones, and throw away the useless ones.]Zhu Mimi: "… "
After a while, she said, "Too many brains? The earliest memory? Wait, the earliest memory is actually the birth of the earth?"
Zhu Mimi's expression became extremely distorted: "Shangguan, no, Hua Ji, tell me, how old is that senior?"
Hua Ji has a deep face: "He grew up with the earth..."
"Lying wipe! Isn't he more than four billion years old?"
Hua Ji smiled and said, "How do you calculate it? Although the earth is indeed more than four billion years old, the real life on the earth has only been born more than two billion years ago..."
Shit does it make a difference
Zhu Mimi was speechless. She looked at the crystal ball on the table and suddenly felt very excited.
This is a true record of the beginning of the world and the blooming of life. What an honor to have the honor of editing and soundtracking such memories! !
She stretched out her hand, rubbed the crystal ball carefully, and said after a while, "How many years are there?"
"The memory here is about 10,000 years old."
2.4 billion years ago, the jellyfish was only a small jellyfish, and even the jellyfish at that time was still blue. The seawater in my memory was full of large swathes of blue-green algae. The sun in the ancient times was terrifying and deadly. I dare not touch the sunlight falling into the sea, so I can only hide behind the blue-green algae and watch the light from a distance.
It was the most primitive and desolate era.
Hua Ji said slowly: "The senior told me that from 2.4 billion years ago to 600 million years ago, the earth changed slowly, and he stored it all in two brains at one time. The special crystal he gave me The ball can be fast-forwarded, but this one I give you can only be seen slowly…”
Zhu Mimi looked bad: "It's been so long, can't I see it when I'm dead?" She stretched out her hand: "Give me the fast-forward crystal ball."
"No." Hua Ji said stingly: "That's what the senior gave me, not for you."
Zhu Mimi laughed and laughed: "How can you become stupid when you are young? Stop being funny, give me a crystal ball that can fast-forward, otherwise I can't finish it at all."
Hua Ji pouted: "...then you can stay in my apartment and do it, don't take it away."
Zhu Mimi raised her eyebrows, and she said meaningfully: "It is convenient to tell me, what is that senior?"
Could it be a female fox? Or... across the race, she-wolf
Hua Ji thought about it, Zhu Mimi should know who the memory came from after reading the crystal ball, he didn't need to hide it.
He said, "It's a jellyfish."
Zhu Mimi: "… "
This race has gone too far, right
With great reluctance, he gave Zhu Mimi the crystal ball given to him by Jellyfish, and Hua Ji took the fish tank to shoot the advertisement.
As soon as Hua Ji put on his swimming trunks and came out, the manufacturer was extremely satisfied.
Wow, this little white face is really good, the skin is a natural and healthy wheat color (he used his spiritual power to hold back), and there is no messy hair on the exposed skin (… Can the red hair be seen by people? Could it be an advertisement? Dyed hair?), the muscles on the body are firm and tight (the red-haired fox is transformed into a prototype, and even the jellyfish is drooling!), he raised his head and shook his hair, and a bright smile appeared on his face, suddenly summer, sunshine, beach and beauty The smell came.
The director is very satisfied, but the focus of this ad is not the actor, but the jellyfish.
How to ensure that this little jellyfish can kill with one blow in the sea directly entangles a certain position of coughing, this is the point.
The director took out a... Lying on the cucumber wrapped in swimming trunks! !
He said nervously: "Let's practice first!"
He went to the jellyfish in the fish tank.
Hua Ji: "… "