Jellyfish

Chapter 15: college entrance examination

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Jellyfish write papers very fast.

In the first language test, Jellyfish wrote like a god, and it took less than 20 minutes to reach the final composition topic.

The first is a micro-composition, which introduces four works, namely Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Four Generations in the Same Church, Notre Dame Cathedral, and the Ordinary World.

Jellyfish hesitated for a while. He knew Notre Dame de Paris and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The other two works should be excellent works that were newly released within a hundred years of Planting Flowers. During this period, he was still sleeping in the sea, so naturally he had not seen it.

When the college entrance examination attacked, he had read the introductions of two works, but if he copied the introductions in the textbooks, he would not have many scores. After thinking about it, he chose to introduce the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Three Kingdoms, Three Sovereigns, and Three Kings' Paths. In the end, Liu Bei died in battle, Sun Quan died of old age, Cao Cao died of illness, and finally the three families returned to Jin. According to historical records, only Sima was the real winner.

Therefore, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms tells the story of how the three kings rose to the end, and eventually had to die.

After a pause, the jellyfish hesitated for a while before adding another sentence.

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is also the process of the three kingdoms' gentry gradually becoming the master of the world. No matter how much the master of the Three Kingdoms suppresses the gentry, in the end, the king and Sima rule the world together, and even before the king is Sima, it can be seen that the gentry is strong. Even in the Sui and Tang dynasties, the energy of the clansmen and clans could still control the dynasty, and the peak of the gentry began at the end of the Three Kingdoms and the beginning of the Jin Dynasty.

After writing, Jellyfish looked at another micro-composition, what do you think of the capital

Great view! !

Jellyfish was outraged and wrote about the blockage of the underground waterway in the capital. He delivered the courier with jellyfish for a whole night. Isn't it just from the Bohai Sea to the Huangpu River? It took a full 24 hours for such a short distance. The underground waterway was blocked. Cheng Xiang has not! It is everyone's responsibility to protect the environment! Everyone should standardize the code of conduct, at least never litter in the water!

Jellyfish has written a lot, and at the end, there is almost nowhere to go, and I have to end it with regret.

The last one, great essay!

This year, there are two essay topics in city B, one is if I live with the hero in my heart for a day, and the other is the love that goes deep into the soul.

The previous topic was directly passed by the jellyfish.

His hero? I'm sorry, no one can become the hero in his heart yet. As for the monsters and monsters... They are all dead and he is still alive, so for Jellyfish, he is an unmatched hero!

The second topic is the deep love of the soul.

Jellyfish stared blankly at the question, remembering for no reason what the girl had said to him when he entered the exam room before.

lover

But he has never felt the taste of love, so how can he write this deep soul love

Jellyfish was trying to analyze how she felt about the little fox.

First of all, the little fox is a red-haired fox. It is red and hot, and it looks warm, like an underwater volcano, and like sunlight falling into the sea.

Secondly, the little fox is stupid, stupid and a little witty at the same time, not stupid. In modern Internet vocabulary, what is that called? Oh, yes, cute!

And finally? Why did he stay by the little fox even after driving away the bat spirit

Is it really because the little fox is delicious? No no no, in fact, it should be said to be staying with the little fox... Well, are you comfortable

He is not as violent as other monsters, nor is he arrogant like most humans. The little fox seems to have all the edges and corners smoothed, and it is as gentle as a stone in the depths of the sea.

The jellyfish took a deep breath and began to write the second topic.

The love that goes deep into the soul.

The existence I love has a red that makes me unable to move my eyes, it is gentle and elegant when it is quiet, it is full of power when it erupts, and the beauty is breathtaking.

Jellyfish has written a lot of descriptions about the character of the little fox, focusing on describing that the other party is very suitable for his character and preferences, and at the same time, the little fox is very concerned about him...

Writing this, Jellyfish looked up subconsciously and looked out the window, and then he remembered that his seat was actually against the corridor, so he could hear the movement in the corridor, but couldn't see the scene outside the window.

What is the little fox like at this time

Is it standing in the crowd looking forward to it

The corners of the jellyfish's big mouth raised unconsciously, and just as he was about to continue writing, he heard a noise outside the corridor.

"I'm really myself! I didn't take the exam for me!"

The jellyfish was taken aback, this voice...

Immediately, a stern voice sounded: "No substitute exam? Then I ask you, what's your math teacher's name? What's your Chinese teacher's name? Report your name, and I'll check it right away!"

"Uh, call, call..."

"What's it called?" The owner of the stern voice said angrily: "You don't know! The college entrance examination is so important, this student is actually looking for a substitute!? Hurry up and find the patrol teacher and take her away!"

The girl was forced to leave crying, and the jellyfish was silent for a long, long time.

He remembered the scene when the girl hurriedly rummaged through the ID card in the school bag when he entered the school. It turned out that the girl did not forget to bring it, nor did she forget to put it in the book, but the student did not explain clearly when she gave it to her = =

It turned out that she was taking the test = =

Then everything she said to him was false, right

Jellyfish looked at the composition that she was about to write, and changed her strokes.

Ah, my love, thank you for giving me shelter, in your peaceful harbor, I feel like I'm back in my mother's arms.

O my love, the sea!

After the Chinese test, Jellyfish left the test room and saw Hua Ji waving at him.

The jellyfish slowly squeezed past, and Hua Ji took the jellyfish to a car on the side of the road. The air conditioner was running in the car, which was very cool, and the jellyfish's mood suddenly went up.

Hua Ji somehow got a big box of... seawater.

"Offshore water, I don't know if you like it or not." Hua Ji was a little guilty, and the water quality in the offshore waters was not very good. Then this kind of seawater would greatly quench the thirst of jellyfish.

The jellyfish stretched out her hand and stirred it in the cool sea water. The originally calm and indifferent eyebrows eased a lot. Whether it was a lover or not, the little fox really cared about him, which made him feel comfortable.

Thinking of this, the corners of his lips lifted slightly, and his originally bland face suddenly became very soul-sucking.

Hua Ji looked straight.

"Yo, this senior, you better not look at people like that!"

There was a handsome guy sitting in the front row of the car, the handsome guy pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and said in a low voice: "Brother Fox is stunned, if this is another monster, it is estimated that he will be completely obsessed, and he will be full of demons! "

Jellyfish glanced at the handsome guy and said, "Snake demon."

Brother Snake said with a smile: "Hello, senior, your eyes are really sharp, my name is She, and my name is She She. I opened a taxi rental business in City B. If you come to City B to play, you can take a taxi under our company for free. Oh car!"

Jellyfish Avenue: "Free?"

"Yeah, the only requirement is that if you go out and accidentally see that an employee of our company is in danger, you can just pull it at will." The snake demon brother said with a smile: "After all, this year's murderous maniac boss I like to find a taxi driver, it is a life for us to do our best!"

Hua Ji interjected, "This is a snake raised by a monk."

The jellyfish is very clear, no wonder, all the sea snakes in the sea are very sinister, but this snake is so kind, it turned out to be raised by a monk.

"How was the jellyfish exam?"

Jellyfish remembered the essay title: "...I may have written off topic."

The jellyfish remembered something with hindsight. He used to write fox, and later wrote sea, but the adjective he described was fiery red. The sea is blue these days, where did the fiery red sea come from... 囧.

Hua Ji shrugged: "It's okay, jellyfish don't need to worry about it. We monsters have bonus points for taking the college entrance examination. The monsters who go down the mountain take the college entrance examination. The older they get, the more points they get, and the maximum can be increased by 100 points!"

He said: "Don't say that you have lived for billions of years, you only need to say that you have seen Tang Minghuang with your own eyes, and the above will definitely allow you to enter the Department of Archaeology or History or Literature without exams."

The jellyfish was stunned for a while, before saying, "I did meet Tang Minghuang."

She She: "Wow, senior, you have actually met Tang Minghuang!!"

"I have not only met Tang Minghuang, but also Tang Taizong."

Hua Ji and She She suddenly stared at each other.

Hua Ji: "Then what kind of college entrance examination are you taking?!"

"Because I want to learn computer science."

Hua Ji & She She: Oh yes, there were no computers in ancient times, so this can't be exempted from the test...