In the morning, I took the Chinese test, and in the afternoon, I took the math test. Jellyfish worked hard and finished it very quickly.
After the exam, Hua Ji was still waiting beside She She's car, and when she saw the jellyfish came out, she immediately waved.
"This year's math wasn't difficult."
Jellyfish wanted to apply for computer application, so the exam was science and mathematics. The test questions were not so much calculation questions as reading questions. Jellyfish felt that the test papers were not difficult.
When Hua Ji heard that Jellyfish was so confident, he was relieved. She She drove them back to the hotel. He originally planned to take Brother Fox and Jellyfish to have fun together, but considering that Jellyfish had not finished the exam, temporarily postponed.
Hua Ji was sitting next to She She in the front row, brushing his phone, and suddenly laughed.
"The jellyfish is huge. This year's math in City B is not difficult, but it doesn't seem to be the case in other provinces!"
He handed his Yali Plus to Jellyfish from the front row, and Jellyfish took a look at it. The above was the Weibo of Huaji Little Fox. The little fox was searching for the college entrance examination, and instantly swiped countless Weibos marked with the topic of the college entrance examination.
Among them, the candidates from Hubei cried the worst.
Turtle? Yangma
What the hell is this? Why does this kind of thing appear in math test questions? What if they can't read
The jellyfish raised her eyebrows: "Isn't this a word in the Nine Chapters of Arithmetic? Don't they know?"
Hua Ji was silent for a moment, and said speechlessly: "Even the goblins are not many who study the nine chapters of arithmetic, let alone these candidates."
The jellyfish shook her head and wanted to say something, but in the end she just said lightly: "There is still tomorrow, you will be fine after you pass the comprehensive exam."
Hua Ji was taken aback: "Jellyfish still has English in the afternoon."
Jellyfish Avenue: "English is no problem."
She She said: "Senior Wow, you are really amazing. Many monsters on the mountain have a headache when they come out of English!"
The jellyfish was silent for a long time before saying: "... I have traveled all over the planet, watching this world go from a barbaric to a civilized world. I know many languages. From the birth of the language to the evolution of the later period, I will."
He looked out the car window at the fast reversing scene. The bizarre scene was like the waves that were constantly rising in the long river of history. It was like a bubble that broke when touched. His tone was very flat, as if I drank a bowl of porridge tonight.
"I only worry about accidentally writing it in Old English."
Hua Ji & She She: "… "
Jellyfish is a big prophecy.
His comprehensive science exam is a mess = =
Hua Ji actually understands it very well. After all, Jellyfish has only reviewed it for a month. After a math attack, there are formulas to follow. In Chinese... Jellyfish has lived in the flower-growing country for a long time in the past, and can also pick it up, even in English. All can be evolved from Old English, only rationale.
No, it's physics, chemistry, and biology.
Adding these three disciplines together, it is really difficult for jellyfish.
Hua Ji couldn't help but said: "Actually, you can take the liberal arts exam for Jellyfish, and the comprehensive literature is easier for you."
The comprehensive examination of liberal arts and science is history, politics and geography. Let’s not talk about politics. History and geography are too easy for Jellyfish. Jellyfish itself is a history textbook, not to mention that jellyfish grows together with the entire planet. Geography The climate has long been familiar to the heart. If you choose Wen Zong, the jellyfish only needs to recite the politics.
The jellyfish stared blankly at the Yali notebook in front of her. The answer to this year's college entrance examination in City B had already been announced. Her originally silver-white hair was instantly dull, and her smoky gray eyes seemed to have turned into fragile glass, as if it only took a minute. It looks so pitiful, as if it will cry.
He said dryly: "My reasoning..."
Except for the basic formulas, the basic biological principles, and the laws of physics, all other mixed problems are... zero eggs.
Seeing the pitiful jellyfish that was about to melt into water in the next second, Hua Ji felt very distressed.
The jellyfish that has always been arrogant and dazzling is about to turn into water. It can be seen how sad the jellyfish is
Hua Ji hurriedly said: "It's okay, jellyfish, we monsters have extra points."
Jellyfish still looks like she wants to cry but has no tears: "But I'm afraid my score is not enough for one book..."
Jellyfish is great in Chinese... The composition and writing are off topic; math is great, but this year's math problems in city B are simple, so it's not easy to open up the score difference; rationale... Not to mention; English is not a big problem, jellyfish is greatly estimated Should get a good score.
But only English can be used for shit! !
Hua Ji asked cautiously, "How much do you estimate to be able to take the test?"
Yuwenguang has 60 points in composition. Even if the teacher is merciful when rewriting the book, how can he deduct 30 points for such a serious problem as writing off-topic? In addition, there has always been no so-called correct answer in the reading comprehension of the Chinese test. The jellyfish has three views that are different from ordinary people, and the answers written are not very good. Except for the solid foundation of ancient Chinese reading, there is no problem. It is estimated that there can be a hundred plus or minus. About ten minutes.
Mathematics is no problem, it is estimated that I can get about 140 points, English is about the same, if you think about it... Jellyfish can get 100 points and burn high incense.
110+140+140+100=490
That is to say, the jellyfish is estimated to be only five hundred.
but! ! He is a monster! According to the policy of the Shenbao Club, the jellyfish can be greatly increased by 100%!
That's six percent!
In a place like City B, the test is 600%, and one line is appropriate~
Hua Ji let out a long sigh of relief after the calculation, and vowed: "Don't worry about the jellyfish, even if you apply for Tsinghua University and Peking University, there will be absolutely no problem."
Jellyfish is still unhappy that he needs extra points to be admitted to college? What a shame! It's as embarrassing as taking part in cheating.
Hua Ji was very happy. He actively raised his eyebrows and prepared to call the Shenbao Club.
"I remember when you declared at the Shenbao Club, your age was registered as two thousand years? Two thousand years is enough to add one hundred percent."
The jellyfish said gloomily, "Why do monsters need extra points?"
"Because in the eyes of today's people, monsters are all ignorant and backward existences." Hua Ji shrugged: "In fact, this concept is not wrong. After all, ghosts and monks retreat for hundreds of thousands of years at a time, and it is very disconnected from society. It's normal, for the flower-growing country government, if a two-thousand-year-old monster can clarify the rules of the world, abide by the law, and be a good citizen, it will be a very exciting and exciting thing."
Jellyfish frowned: "I don't understand."
"It's very simple, not to mention the jellyfish you have lived for so long, just to say that a little fox like me who is only more than 200 years old is of great value. At least in my eyes, the entire modern history is transparent." Hua Ji Meaningful words: "What's more, I have personally experienced all the foreign wars after the Opium War. If I tell everything I know, it will have a huge impact and change on the entire country."
"Simply saying that countless folk skills that have gradually disappeared can be revived, which can represent the cultural heritage and soft power of a country and a nation."
"And every monster is the recorder of the entire civilization. The longer the monster lives, the more it understands, and the more it can play a role in the system. It's too late for the country to be happy, not to mention the extra points?"
"It's like saying that you have seen Emperor Ming of Tang, you only need to annotate some of the history recorded in the Tang book, you will become the leading Tang history professor in China in minutes, and countless precious cultural relics and historical materials of the Tang Dynasty will be delivered to you. It is impossible for humans to perform identification and repair in our hands, but what we demons can do."
The jellyfish was stunned, and after a while he said: "But there are still many humans who can live for a long time..."
"But they will still die. Even if the sect inherits it, it will be lost one day, and the inheritance of our demon clan comes from blood. As long as we live, everything can be reproduced."
Hua Ji smiled.
"Even if the world comes to an end, even if the world is overturned, as long as the blood of the demon clan lasts, the inheritance will not be cut off."
"And compared to humans, youkai's desires are simpler and easier to control than humans."
Huaji far-sighted.
"Of course, monsters are too lazy to be lazy, not to mention their uncontrollable nature. Few monsters can adapt to the current society, so the above tried to attract monsters to experience human life with extra points in the college entrance examination, but..."
"Ahem, basically everyone is used to false certificates and impatient to learn those things, so..."
Jellyfish was very upset: "Am I the first?"
"No, you are the first senior candidate. The oldest spirit candidate was only seventy-two years old."
Jellyfish: "..."