The so-called water skin, like the painted skin, is to use water with demon power or spiritual power on the human body, and cloth a fine net on the body, which can be used as protection, can be used as preaching, and can also be used as monitoring and control.
No matter how stupid Hua Ji is in the eyes of Jellyfish, he is a vixen who has lived for two hundred years, and after a hundred years of turbulent mountains and rivers, Jellyfish said that he was going to rub the water skin on him, and he immediately thought of it with a shudder. Worst place ever.
What does jellyfish mean
But then Hua Ji slowly put down the alert that he raised. The jellyfish is so strong. If he really wants to do something to him, he can't refuse, and... I haven't heard that jellyfish eat foxes, right
Even if the jellyfish likes his blood with aura, isn't Feika by his side also a monster? Li Shunhua La He Bai Yu La in the same crew are all cultivators, and the taste of Qi and blood must be very good. Is it possible that jellyfish only like to drink the blood of foxes
Who believes.
"... How did Jellyfish remember to draw water skins?"
Hua Ji smiled and looked at Jellyfish: "Although the water skin is good, it's more reassuring to have Jellyfish around!"
The little fox's sweet words instantly put Jellyfish in a good mood, he said: "I'm going to B city to get the transcript in a few days, and I'll fill in the application by the way. It is estimated that you will be away for two or three days. Are you not in a weak period? What kind of guy, isn't it your adversary?"
Hua Ji was stunned for a moment, and felt a little warm in his heart. Sure enough, the jellyfish was for his safety.
He said, "Don't worry, the jellyfish is big, he won't do anything to me."
After all, he also signed a play contract with Chuangxia Media. The contract signed by monsters is different from other actors. They can sign a contract that prohibits maliciously hurting all spirit monks in the crew, unless the other party does evil and ordinary people can take action.
If you violate this rule, when you cross the robbery, you will be full of demons, and the calamity will be liquidated together, then it will be death.
Otherwise, Hua Jiming knew that Li Shunhua would make trouble for him, so why would he run into the crew
The only thing Li Shunhua can do is to arrange his scenes very tightly, with the help of ordinary people, such as embarrassing him by real big names in the circle, or stab him twice during the martial arts drama.
Of course, Hua Ji can also fight back in martial arts scenes, as long as there is no human demon life, it doesn't matter.
This kind of behavior of pulling each other's backs and pitting each other within a reasonable range is the acquiescence of the non-human circle in the flower-growing country. Without fighting, there will be no progress. This year is different from before. The Siberian tiger has also become a national first-class protected animal. , or else that Tiger Meng in Macau is so happy playing casinos, but still no one is looking for trouble for him
Because he is a Siberian tiger! There are only a few hundred Siberian tigers in existence, and those hundreds are almost all his disciples and grandchildren. If anyone finds trouble with him, they will directly turn into prototypes and go to the zoo as rare animals. Note, please come to the bureau for tea~ After Hua Ji and Jellyfish explained, the jellyfish can't see anything different, or the expression on the big milky white umbrella can't be seen at all, but Hua Ji still almost intuitively found the jellyfish. unhappy.
Jellyfish Avenue: "Then you go and peel off the painted skin on that human, and I will apply a water skin to him."
Hua Ji was puzzled, and he said cautiously: "That painted skin can only last for a month, and it will automatically dissipate as soon as the TV series is finished. By then, Daomen will definitely blur Yun Bieshen's memory, and he doesn't remember the painting skin at all. "
The jellyfish was silent for a long time before he said: "... After talking for a long time, do you dislike my water skin?"
"..." Even if Hua Ji has a qiqiao and exquisite heart, nine songs and eighteen words, he is stuck at the moment, he said dryly: "No, I don't despise you at all."
The jellyfish slowly came down from Hua Ji's head, and four long tentacles supported the body. The moment he stood upright, it turned into a pool of water and flowed down the floor... Toilet = =
Hua Ji hurriedly followed and opened the door, and saw a pool of water accumulated in the corner of the toilet, with water marks rippling on it.
"..." Hua Ji's mouth twitched slightly: "Big jellyfish?"
The jellyfish's loud voice was limp: "Don't talk to me."
Hua Ji almost laughed out loud. He didn't realize that the corners of his lips were rising. He asked, "What are you doing?"
"Draw circles."
Hua Ji smiled even more: "... why do you draw circles?"
“…I read online that the unhappy human being is squatting in the corner and drawing circles.”
"But we're not human."
Hua Ji walked to the corner and squatted down. He even curiously stretched out his hand and poked the pool of water. It felt soft, warm, and slippery, as if it was wrapped in something. The soft feathers brushed against my heart, a little itchy and a little trembling.
Jellyfish seemed to get stuck: "Then I'm angry in my own way."
Hua Ji showed a big smile: "Okay."
When the voice fell, the toilet next to Hua Ji burst suddenly, and the yellow water flowed back, spraying Hua Ji's face.
That night, the sewer pipes of the hotel where the crew stayed were completely scrapped, and the yellow water in the toilet counterattacked. The whole hotel exuded a strong indescribable smell. Everyone in the crew had the smell of reincarnation of grains. It was summer, everyone. They all stink and Yu Dao couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to take a day off and ask Li Shunhua to send someone to clean up the crew.
Jellyfish took the opportunity to go north to get exam results.
All non-human grades taking the test will be drawn from various regions and aggregated to the Shenbao Club.
Even those provinces with independent proposition scores not 750, the final test scores will be converted into 750 system, unified ranking admission.
There are 11 monsters taking the college entrance examination this year. Of course, the highest score is Jellyfish, with 513 points.
- If the monster test scores are ranked separately, naturally they are not considered as a bonus item.
The lowest score in the test was a guinea pig essence, with a total of 98 points in the four subjects.
Jellyfish Dada accidentally saw Luhua Chicken Essence at the Shenbao Club, Ji Hong.
Ji Hong was also very excited when he saw Jellyfish, and he asked cautiously, "Which school are you going to apply for?"
"Zhejiang University, I want to learn computer applications."
Ji Hong was taken aback: "Then why don't you take the Tsinghua exam? That's the best school for science in China, right?"
Jellyfish Avenue: "The campus is not in S City."
"But Zhejiang University isn't in City S either." Ji Hong was still puzzled: "There are many good schools in City S, Fudan and East China are all good schools."
"But the best computer college I've searched online is Zhejiang University besides Tsinghua University..."
Ji Hong sneered: "Jellyfish, don't think so, the reliability of the Internet is not sure, and the master leads the door, and the practice is personal. The teachers of the top schools in China are actually similar, and each institution of higher learning is also similar to There are cooperation programs with well-known foreign schools, even if you study abroad, you have to do it by yourself. If you really want to learn something, you have to rely on yourself.”
The jellyfish was stunned for a moment. He thought about it carefully, and nodded slowly. It was he who thought to the left before.
Yes, even in the past, if you wanted to get the teacher's approval, you needed to hang your head on the beam. Now the government has lowered the threshold of learning, but if you really want to achieve something, you need to study hard, as long as you work hard and keep looking for various resources. When you study, you will always find a good teacher.
He said solemnly: "You are right."
Ji Hong added: "And I heard that the really important place in the university is the library, where there is a campus internal network, with the help of the school network ID, you can browse the papers and research materials of educational institutions all over the world at will, which is the most precious thing in the school. If you want to continue to use these resources after they come out, you need to pay a fee.”
After listening to the jellyfish, he wrote in his heart: "Thank you."
Ji Hong scratched his head embarrassedly: "Actually, I said so much, I still hope to be in the same school as Jellyfish."
He smirked and said, "The household registration given to me by the Shenbao Club is in City S, and I will be a neighbor with Da Da in the future."
The jellyfish doesn't mind at all, and it's good to know a few more monsters.
"What school did you apply for?"
"It's an art school. After all, this score is very low, and we have lived for a long time, and we have been absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon all the year round, and we can easily improve our artistic and aesthetic attainments." Ji Hong shrugged: "I took the test. Tongji, but I don't think the score is enough, or it's okay to play, Donghua is also okay."
The jellyfish thought for a while: "Then I will listen to you and take revenge."
So Jellyfish chose Fudan when applying for volunteers. As the first place in the monster test, Jellyfish easily passed the test, but the problem is... The average score for city B to apply for Fudan is actually more than 670 points, and Jellyfish adds a hundred points. Not enough points for QAQ613 points...
The Shenbao Club solemnly recommends: "Your score is enough to go to China Normal University..."
Jellyfish Dada: "..." Suddenly I felt weak.