Hua Ji slowly returned to the hotel.
Although he is only a third-tier star in the domestic Chinese season, he is less popular like a bubble in the waves, but as a little fox who has lived for 200 years, he is quite valuable, and it is not bad to choose a vacation this time The Hilton Hotel, as soon as I entered the hotel, I saw girls and handsome guys coming out to party.
Hua Ji was in a state of embarrassment, which was very different from these people, but he was handsome, and with his calm expression, he could not see the embarrassment of disheveled clothes at all, so even if he walked into the hotel lobby wet, the waiter next to him hesitated. After a while, he still didn't step forward... Drive away? No no no, they will offer a yukata thoughtfully.
Hua Ji was exhausted and collapsed on the sofa when he arrived at the house. He said helplessly, "Can you come down?"
He wears a transparent soft puffy face all the time on his head, claiming to be a jellyfish that was conscious as soon as the Earth was formed and lived for countless years recently awakened by the slowly changing ocean.
Yes, jellyfish are very accustomed to the body, not accustomed to walking around in human form.
The jellyfish didn't move. It was still covering Hua Ji's head. Bright spots of light flickered on the transparent umbrella membrane. Its countless eyes looked around: "The houses where humans live are getting more and more bizarre."
Hua Ji said lazily: "Oh? When was the last time Jellyfish saw the dwelling of humans?"
The jellyfish hesitated for a moment: "...more than 3,600 full moons and suns?"
"Oh, then you are out of the era." Hua Ji sneered: "More than 3,600 full moons and suns? That's more than 300 years? The stars are changing, how many springs and autumns are there!"
When he said this sentence, he also used Chinese, and finally the two characters of spring and autumn elongated his tone, with a strong playful tone.
Jellyfish said: "I once participated in Kangxi's 60th birthday, and I also collected a Kangxi Tongbao that was released that year!"
The jellyfish's Beijing accent was round and round, and Hua Ji was suddenly stuck.
He pinched his fingers and calculated that three hundred years ago, it happened to be the Kangxi era.
Hua Ji sighed and took a correct attitude: "Thank you for your help today, senior, what are your orders?"
The jellyfish did not explain, it asked: "That little bat said the mercenary alliance, what is that?"
"A place where any disputes can be resolved is also a place where a new round of disputes arises." Hua Ji shrugged: "The little bat just took over the task, and I have no grudge against him."
The jellyfish said: "Oh, I didn't kill him in one bite. It's a pity that I should be able to bite again if I follow you."
Hua Ji silently waxed the little bat.
He smiled happily: "So you plan to follow me temporarily?" Anyway, this big jellyfish is very powerful!
Jellyfish is not stupid: "Yes, but I didn't ask you for tolls."
"...What are tolls?"
The jellyfish twisted its tentacles: "I used to pay tolls for ships passing by at sea."
Hua Ji blurted out: "Isn't it the protection fee!"
The jellyfish learned quickly: "Yes, I am your protector, you don't pay the protection fee, but you are responsible for all my actions, yes, that's it!"
"..." Hua Ji sighed deeply, he suddenly felt that this jellyfish... is really smart, smarter than his fox!
He couldn't help asking, "Are all the monsters in the ocean like you?"
The jellyfish spoke with a flat voice, but Hua Ji felt strangely despised: "I have one brain for every four eyes, how many brains do you think I have?"
Its umbrella membrane turned milky white, Hua Ji raised his head subconsciously, and was blinded by countless white lights.
Hua Ji... Well he doesn't want to say anything anymore.
After resting for a while, Hua Ji got up and went to the bathroom to take a bath: "I'm going to take a bath, you see..."
The jellyfish finally moved its body and got down from Hua Ji's head. Its many tentacles turned into eight, long, standing upright as tall as a human being. The bottom two tentacles walked like a human, and the tentacles next to them touched from time to time. Look at the surrounding walls and objects, looking curious.
Seeing that the jellyfish was observing the surrounding environment, Hua Ji stripped naked and got into the bathtub, feeling the comfort of the warm water. Hua Ji groaned comfortably, and the exhaustion of running for his life disappeared instantly.
The jellyfish looked curiously at the brand-new bathing equipment. After watching it for a while, it tentatively put its tentacles into the bathtub. When it found that the water temperature was slightly higher, it shrank back again. There was a shelf next to it, and there was a stack of Bath towels and three bathrobes are provided.
The jellyfish tilted its head, it felt the fluffy touch on it, and after thinking about it, it would not be good to always lie on the fox's head, it would be safer to wear it as clothes.
Thinking of this, the jellyfish's body began to change, the milky white body turned beige, and the brilliance and delicate outer membrane on it gradually creased, and it turned into a robe exactly like a yukata.
While it remembered the shape of its body when it turned into a robe, it thought about going to see the other clothes of the little fox.
Just then, there was a knock on the door outside.
Hua Ji was stunned for a moment, and in a hurry, he got up and grabbed a bathrobe and put it on.
When he opened the door, he saw his agent with a beautiful woman in a red evening dress.
The beauty stared at Hua Ji blankly, and said to the agent next to her with a half-smile, "This invitation is too hot, I thought you were always reserved."
The beauty then turned and walked away.
The agent rushed up and tried to make amends for the woman. Hua Ji's face was dazed. He bowed his head and his face turned pale.
I don't know when the robe on his body actually became transparent! ! ! !
His white and tender skin that was almost squeezed out of water was exposed, the two points on his chest were pink and tender, and even the little brother below him was drooping wetly, and there were smooth little red hairs on it...
Yes, Hua Ji is a red fox!
"Do not!!!"
"I can't believe you screwed up!!!"
The agent's surname is Yan, a butterfly spirit.
"Do you know who that is? The heroine of Paramount's next upcoming film!! Have a good chat with her, have a sweet night, and she can recommend you to the director! Even if you are only in Appearing on the screen for five minutes, you have Hollywood qualifications, do you understand?!"
"With this qualification, you can compete for big domestic productions, but you actually screwed up! Everything is screwed up! I tried my best to hook her up and you screwed it up!!"
Yan Butterfly roared at Hua Ji for two full hours.
Hua Ji slumped on the sofa and said nothing.
It wasn't until two o'clock in the morning that Yan Butterfly finally lost his temper.
Hua Ji glanced at Yan Butterfly silently, and suddenly took out a robe from the wardrobe next to her.
"In order to express my apology, I will give you the custom-made brocade robe that I just got from China, a thousand-year-old Congjiapu." He turned his face away: "I remember we are about the same size?"
The anger in Yan Butterfly's stomach had already vented, but seeing Hua Ji's good attitude in admitting his mistake, he snorted and took it carefully.
The owner of Cong's shop is an old bee who has been practicing for thousands of years. This senior's craftsmanship is absolutely nothing to say, and he can't buy it with money. Every year, the country is very strange, and even those monks will go to him to order clothes. It is said that the queue number It's already next year.
Yan Butterfly looked at the blue and green robes in front of her, and couldn't help but smile.
Hua Ji's expression is also very subtle: "Try it?" After a while, he added: "You can wear it close to your body, and the robe is engraved with a formation that absorbs spiritual power!"
Yan Butterfly took off all his clothes and put on a brocade robe without saying a word.
Just when he looks in the mirror...
"Ahhh!!!"
WTF
What did he see? Why are you naked
Yan Butterfly in the mirror was wearing nothing, revealing the same fair and tender skin.
Hua Ji sneered, and he pointed out: "Cut, it's not as big as me." After a pause, he said: "Oh, you have colorful hairs there, I can't compare that."
Yan Butterfly: "… "
The author has something to say: One of the wonderful uses of jellyfish, clothes that can change colors and styles at any time!