Hua Ji is red, and he doesn't know why he is red.
He didn't really understand it, so he went to Boss Wu specifically.
Boss Wu looked at Hua Ji with a smile, like a hen laying golden eggs. He coughed, exited the arena, took out the remote control, and clicked on the wall behind Hua Ji.
In the next second, the wall turned into a huge screen, the screen flashed, and rain was everywhere on the screen. It was the day he survived the calamity more than a month ago.
"The day you crossed the robbery, do you still remember what the senior beside you did?"
Hua Ji laughed immediately after hearing this.
In ancient times, Bai Suzhen flooded the Jinshan Mountains to seek a thousand-year-old marriage for Xu Xian, and now there is Shuimu rewinding the Huangpu River to seek peace in this world. This joke has been uploaded on the Huafei·Kuzhou Forum, and he naturally knows it.
At first, I felt embarrassed, but soon Hua Ji felt happy again. With such a person who cares about his existence, why can't he be proud and proud
He said, "And then what?"
Boss Wu said: "The Huangpu River is flooding, do you know that the city of S is flooded?"
Hua Ji shook his head sincerely, he really didn't know this, he was still worried about the tattered water in Chongming Island.
Boss Wu said: "Now you know, many places are flooded, the water depth is even more than one meter, and you have to drive a small boat to go out to deliver express delivery. In short, under this situation, many interesting creatures in the Huangpu River are It was swept into the city by the river."
Hua Ji opened his mouth wide. He remembered that when he was filming the commercial, the director wanted to use crabs instead of jellyfish.
Boss Wu smiled: "Yes, as you think, some people have some indescribable little problems, and the underwear you endorsed... Oh, well, swimming trunks solve this problem perfectly, you see this."
The TV on the back wall flashed, and an interview appeared.
It was a school student, the student was naked, covered his head with a textbook, and said dryly: "The school was suddenly flooded, and even the koi and crabs in the school pond rushed out, this is really bad ."
Reporter: "Then what do you do with the creatures that came out of the pond in the end? Are they released?"
"It was released at first." The student's voice was muffled: "But later I found out that we shouldn't release animals, such as crabs or something. Even if we release them, they will still trap other students. In the city of S, there will always be someone to raise them. Strange things, several tropical fish even appeared in our school, and even a classmate encountered a piranha."
Having said this, the student's voice became angry: "Is this very dangerous? That fish directly bit my classmate's waistband and bit his thigh. Fortunately, there is a flower bed next to it, and my classmate jumped on the flower bed. Stepping on the anti-theft website on the air-conditioning table outside the teaching building, otherwise he will really die!"
The reporter took a deep breath: "How is that classmate now?"
"Ah, a piece of meat was torn off from his thigh. In fact, he was lucky." Speaking of this, the student's voice suddenly jumped up: "He said that he just finished his swimming class, and he was wearing newly bought xx swimming trunks, especially Strong, he said that he felt it at the time, the fish directly bit his dick, but when he desperately climbed up on the air conditioner, he took off his pants and saw that there was nothing inside!"
The reporter also seemed dumbfounded.
The student said: "The swimming trunks are very sturdy. The next day, I and other classmates placed an order directly on the mobile phone, and we bought one for each person. No, it is the one I am wearing now."
At this moment, the camera moved down and was facing the student's underwear. The dark red underwear was printed with auspicious clouds, with the xx brand logo on it, and a profile silhouette of a human face.
Hua Ji angrily slapped the sandalwood table in front of Boss Wu!
"That's my face!!!!!!!"
Boss Wu coughed: "... silhouette, the manufacturer is very satisfied with you, didn't you go to B city to take a few hard photos, they finally used one of the profile silhouettes to make a graphic as a material, and it became a swimming pool. trousers pattern."
Hua Ji stared gloomily at Boss Wu: "Remove."
Boss Wu shrugged: "No, the hard photos you took were bought out by others, and no one can see it except yourself."
Hua Ji stared gloomily at the picture, and said after a while: "...So I'm red because of the printing on my underwear?"
Boss Wu said with a smile: "How is it possible? Because of this interview, the advertisement of this swimming trunks was turned up. Hua Ji, we are goblins. Goblins have always had a great figure, so... "
He said: "Your next job is to take a photo shoot, a photo of swimming trunks. The price is very good, do you want to go?"
Hua Ji was angry, and just as he was about to refuse, he heard Boss Wu say: "There is something you don't know, when Daomen went to the mountain to look for trouble, the guys on the mountain showed the documentary you made to the people of Daomen. The strength is super strong, and after watching it, there are many epiphanies, and a small part directly begins to transcend the calamity."
Hua Ji reluctantly calmed down, but he knew about this, which was also the reason for the magnitude 10 earthquake in a certain area.
"Hua Ji, you also know that transcending the calamity... may not be successful."
Boss Wu looked at Hua Ji deeply: "Three, three died."
Hua Ji's whole person was cold, as if being poured over by a basin of water, he looked at Boss Wu blankly, and said in a dry tone: "Then what?"
Boss Wu shrugged: "The mountain has taken this matter down. After all, some people who have had an epiphany have survived the calamity, and some have not survived the calamity. The Daomen's immortality is indeed powerful. They have merit and directly postpone the calamity. Three reasons for the death, otherwise, our demon mountain will be dragged to the ground by these old bastards who have crossed the sky."
Hua Ji was silent for a long time before saying, "Okay, I promise."
The old tortoise helped him settle this matter, and he owed the old tortoise a favor.
only…
"Just a photo of swimming trunks?"
With such a great favor, the old turtle only asked him to take a photo of swimming trunks
The old turtle smiled slightly: "Fox, what do you think I opened the Wangu Entertainment Company?"
Hua Ji was stunned. He remembered that the old turtle came to this small fishing village after the reform and opening up, and said that he wanted to give the wandering spirits a place to live. Ten years later, Wangu Entertainment became one of the three major film and television entertainment in China.
Hua Ji twitched the corners of his mouth and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, and thank you."
Boss Wu smiled, and he tapped the sandalwood table that was split by Hua Ji in front of him: "You're welcome, and there is my table."
Hua Ji was dumbfounded: "I see, I'll give you a new one."
Hua Ji left the company and went back to his small apartment, where he saw Shuimu sitting in the study and seemed to be looking at the computer.
Hua Ji looked at Shui Mu's back and smiled involuntarily. He changed his clothes and walked into the study. He stood behind the jellyfish and said, "I'm back, why are you so fascinated?"
Shui Mutou didn't know how to say: "Forum, Huafei Forum."
The Huafei·Kuzhou Zhonghuafei section is full of monsters. At this moment, Shui Mu is writing posts, and he is very fascinated by it.
Hua Ji followed Shui Mu's line of sight, eh? post? Um? Then, that... What nonsense topic am I rubbing on
[August 18 The Love of a Fox Spirit One Two Three]
Hua Ji's mouth twitched: "Wait, isn't this what I thought?"
Shui Mudao: "Well, just as you think, the forum has listed all your previous emotional experiences!"
Hua Ji suddenly looked embarrassed: "This is slander! Our demon fox clan only has six tails to find a partner!"
Shui Mu was stunned for a moment, then he turned his head, his silver eyes were crystal clear and flawless: "Mate? What does this have to do with your partner?"
"..." Hua Ji said dryly, "Uh, isn't this a post about emotional experiences?"
"Yeah, but the relationship between master and servant!" Shui Mu pointed at the screen: "Your first master was an official lady, your second master was an old man, your third and fourth..."
He asked Hua Ji: "Is it fake?"
Hua Ji breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be this, he nodded: "Yes, these are all true."
After a pause, he asked, "Why does it suddenly look like this?"
Shui Mu glanced at Hua Ji slowly: "I want to know something about your past."
Hua Ji's heart warmed after hearing this, and he smirked: "Is that so..."
Shui Mudao: "I read this post that your first master, the lady of the official family, saved you on the mountain, so you followed that lady and thought she was the master?"
"Yeah." Hua Ji nodded, and he said with a little nostalgia: "I just had the wisdom at that time, and I didn't understand anything. It was she who taught people how to behave in the world. She... is a very good person."
Shui Mudao: "She is very important to you?"
Hua Ji nodded: "Well, my magic weapon, the plum-patterned jade pendant, was given to me by her. I have refined it for nearly two hundred years and have always kept it."
Shui Mu looked at the screen silently, especially in the column of the master, and suddenly said: "I saved you from the catastrophe before."
Hua Ji's smile was even softer: "Well."
Shui Mu looked at Hua Ji: "Then why don't you recognize me as the master?"
Hua Ji: "… "