Jellyfish

Chapter 3: Audition

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"Failed?!" On the other end of the phone, a young man growled: "I paid for it!"

Aradku said dissatisfied: "I haven't got the money yet!"

The young man sneered: "You didn't succeed. If you don't have the skills, I'll replace you! If it wasn't for that kid who went abroad, would I need to place an order through the alliance?"

Aradku is very angry, the people of Huaguo are so cunning, and the target of the mission is not ordinary people, that is an orc. Originally, it was a loss according to the charges of human beings, but the employer still despised him, so sorry, uncle quit!

"Then you can find someone else!"

Aradku hung up the phone directly, tapped on his mobile phone for a while, entered a dynamic webpage, entered the password and entered the alliance website, quickly found the order he received, and clicked the abandon button directly. By the way, he also marked the employer with a bad review .

After Aradku let out a bad breath, he recalled the magical creature he saw that night, and posted on the forum.

Shudong: I encountered a milky white translucent circular membrane when I was out of the mission. It also had its own light, it was sticky, highly poisonous, and it was five stories high. What the hell is this

Someone replied to him soon.

[Where did you meet?]

Aradku said immediately.

[At the seaside, at night.]

The man replied to him.

[Oh, then you are confused.]

Aradku nearly broke the keyboard.

Soon someone replied to him.

[Or a transparent octopus, does it have tentacles?]

Aradku rejoiced.

[Yes, there are many tentacles.]

[That is the octopus, the mutant transparent octopus.]

Aradku thought about it, mutant octopus? Do octopuses suck blood? Immediately, he lied to himself again, it was a mutation, so he sucked blood.

This is a new blood-sucking breed...

Aradku calculated, if he reported to the council of elders, how much would the council give him

Hua Ji cancelled his Hawaii vacation the next day and flew back home.

It's not safe abroad, but it's better at home!

Let a jellyfish living in the sea fly, slightly cruel.

So the jellyfish go to sleep directly.

As soon as he returned to China, the boss of the company called and said he wanted to meet him.

The three major companies in the domestic entertainment industry stand side by side. Huaji belongs to the Wangu Entertainment Company. The owner of the company is an old tortoise who has lived for five hundred years.

Countless people who talk business with the old turtle can't wait to strangle him, because this guy is always slow and shrewd!

But for Wangu Entertainment's subordinate stars, the more astute the company's boss, the better.

Boss Wu looks very old. He has gray hair and reading glasses. He sits tremblingly in the boss chair, but he is playing games at a hand speed faster than that of young people.

When Hua Ji came in, he didn't raise his eyes, he just shot the opponent's nurse and won another arena victory.

He said in the team chat: "If you are in a hurry, leave for a while."

Then Boss Wu pushed away the notebook, looked at Hua Ji and said, "I heard you brought back a senior?"

Hua Ji nodded, proudly holding out his chest: "Is this robe beautiful?"

Boss Wu glanced at the robe on Hua Ji's body: "Old Bee's new work, but I saw him supply this suit to Daomen. If you want to die, go out in your clothes."

Hua Ji stuck for a moment, and he pointed to the robe on his body: "Boss, take a closer look?"

Boss Wu raised his white eyebrows. He squinted and watched carefully for a long time, and suddenly looked incredulous: "Is this senior?"

Hua Ji was very proud: "Yes, this is the jellyfish of the first generation of starfish!"

Boss Wu said meaningfully: "Are you sure this senior will stay by your side for the time being?"

Hua Ji raised his head proudly: "Of course!"

Boss Wu tentatively said: "Then let me have a word with senior?"

Hua Ji immediately said, "He is still resting. It is said that as long as I don't get too excited or encounter danger, he will not wake up."

The jellyfish is still in airsickness.

Boss Wu said: "That's good. I was still hesitating. Since you have a new bodyguard, this script is yours."

Hua Ji's eyes lit up, and he happily took it over: "What book? Whose book? Is it safe?"

The last one is particularly important.

"It's a large-scale costume TV series planned by Chuangshi Media. There are 44 episodes in total. There is a charming pervert in it. I think it suits you very well."

Hua Ji: "… "

Boss Wu said nonchalantly: "This film is to support a little girl who is new to Daomen, so the producer of the film is a monk sent by Daomen. You are also familiar with it, Li Shunhua."

"WTF! He was the one who bought the murderer and came to trouble me!!" Hua Ji was angry: "If I hadn't encountered Jellyfish, I would have become a fox with a scarf!!"

Boss Wu said calmly, "Look at the role settings. You and Yan Butterfly will audition tomorrow."

Hua Ji did not want to go.

But when he saw the director's name, he became dumb again.

This is Director Yu. He has always been famous for making costume films. His costume dramas are out of vulgar taste. When they are mixed with love and hatred, he will try his best to popularize some ancient common sense to the audience. It is regarded as the least bug in costume dramas. The most popular director with the highest popularity among age groups.

Hua Ji muttered: "If there are not many roles, I will not act."

"Well, there are quite a lot of them. They're the male No. 3... Confidants, that is, the scumbag who beat the male No. 3 and the female lead." Boss Wu smiled and said, "Forgot to mention, Li Shunhua is the male No. 2."

Hua Ji was stunned.

"He didn't get the first male lead himself?"

"Male No. 1 is Director Yu's royal male protagonist, and he specially asked him to bring a little girl. Naturally, he can't use Li Shunhua's half-assistant." Boss Wu told Hua Ji: "Although your character is a little perverted, it is very lovable, and you play it well. To get you a step further, with a snack, you know?"

Hua Ji nodded, Boss Wu is an old tortoise, and he has the magical powers of prophets, so it's right to listen to him.

He took the script and went back to prepare.

The next day, he went to the audition in good spirits.

There were quite a lot of people auditioning, but Boss Wu had already made arrangements, Yan Butterfly said a few words to the staff, and Hua Ji went in through the back door.

He waited in the corridor for a while and found that there were a lot of actors coming to interview. He saw a lot of familiar third-rate little stars, of course he was one of them.

After a while the staff informed him to come in for an interview.

Hua Ji tidied up his clothes. Today, he is wearing a suit with a waist and wide shoulders, but the cuffs are slightly relaxed. The hem of the suit is also longer than that of ordinary suits. The hair is fixed with hairspray, slightly curved, and some The feeling of pulling up, the makeup on the eyebrows and eyes is extremely light, and there is some romance between the low eyebrows and the eyes.

He pushed open the door and went in, and the person sitting in front of him was Director Yu. Director Yu was in his forties this year. He was wearing a gray coat and looked a little irritable. Sitting beside him was a little girl in a white dress. The little girl was very Spiritually, Hua Ji knew at a glance that this little girl was the girl who just came out of Daomen, the heroine of this play.

On the other side of the little girl sat the nasty villain Li Shunhua, who was leaning on the back of the chair, looking at him with a half-smile.

There are also writers and producers sitting next to them, but those people are not important.

Hua Ji secretly clenched his fist and settled the director and Li Shunhua, the role is his!

As soon as Hua Ji stood still, the little girl rolled her eyes and blurted out, "Fox spirit!"

Hua Ji smiled: "Hello everyone, I'm Hua Ji from Wangu Entertainment. I'm here to apply for the vixen. No, it's the role of Feng Huixue!"

Yu Dao twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled.

"Do you know the setting of Feng Huixue?"

Hua Ji nodded: "I know, fox spirit."

Director Yu added: "It's just a fox who didn't succeed in hitting the mandarin duck with a stick, and was finally skinned by the master and used as a scarf for the heroine."

The little girl in the white dress next to her smiled again.

Hua Ji was slightly heartbroken.

Li Shunhua said leisurely: "What? Is it difficult?"

Hua Ji sneered: "I think I can try it."

Director Yu handed Hua Ji a piece of paper: "This is an excerpt."

The content of the excerpt is very simple. It is a segment where Feng Huixue euphemistically speaks ill of the heroine, but is ignored or even questioned by the third male lead.

When Li Shunhua was asked to test Hua Ji, Li Shunhua pretended to be the male No. 3. He was wearing a Chinese tunic suit today and looked stylish.

He stood with his hands behind his back, suddenly turned around, and was furious: "What did you say?!"

Hua Ji immediately entered the play, his figure was crooked, like a weak willow Fufeng, and the whole person's momentum was softened by three points.

Director Yu's eyes lit up when he saw this scene, and he sat up straight.

Hua Ji turned his face slightly, his pale complexion combined with his thin cheeks, creating a beautiful but haggard silhouette. He lowered his head, his long eyelashes fluttered like cicada wings, and his lips turned pale for a moment. green.

His voice cracked like a drizzle: "Master... don't you believe me?"

The word "Master" has the slightest charm, and the ending sound is still swirling, which makes people's whole body swell involuntarily after listening to it.

The little girl in the white skirt sucked in a breath of cold air and muttered to herself, as expected of a vixen.

Hua Ji blinked and tried to cry.

He thought about the chicken legs that he had managed to steal when he was a child, but was taken away by a wolf, and he suddenly felt sad.

Xu Shi was overwhelmed with grief and anger, and the jellyfish on his skull was awakened immediately. He yawned lazily and met Li Shunhua's horrified eyes.

"Did he make you cry?" The jellyfish was very happy: "Then I will eat him!"

The chicken leg in the head turned into a big jellyfish.

Hua Ji: NO! ! ! ! !