"Hahahahaha!!!"
Yan Butterfly couldn't straighten his waist when he smiled. He was lying on the bar with tears in his eyes. The bartender looked at Yan Butterfly speechlessly, and directly took back the cocktail in front of Yan Butterfly and replaced it with a glass of soda water. Yan Butterfly accidentally choked to death herself.
Hua Ji drank the rest of the cocktail in one gulp without changing his face, pushed the glass to the bartender, and also changed a glass of soda: "Xiaoxiaoxiao, just know how to laugh, what's the use of you?"
The cold soda water went down his throat, as if a basin of cold water was poured from his head, Yan Butterfly finally regained some sense of reason.
He said: "In other words, you fell in love with that Shui senior, but that Shui senior didn't think so, so you planned to seduce him, but unfortunately failed?"
Yan Butterfly wanted to laugh again when he said this. Oh my god, there are vixen in this world who can't seduce people. How many people will die of laughter if this is spread out? The monks who died under Xiang Jiuniang's skirt would never let Hua Ji go. It's too embarrassing for a fox, isn't it
Hua Ji shrugged, it's shameful to fail to seduce, but it doesn't matter, what matters is how to seduce successfully.
"Since you go out to a banquet, you can get a little white face back..." He looked up and down Yan Butterfly: "As my agent, as a good friend who has been helping each other since before the founding of the People's Republic of China, shouldn't you give me some help? ?"
Yan Butterfly sneered: "Don't tease me, I am indeed your agent, but I am not your nanny. We did know each other before the founding of the People's Republic, but at that time we were still in hostile camps!"
Hua Ji sighed: "Do you really want me to ask Xiang Jiuniang? She is going to S City."
Yan Butterfly was startled: "Why is that woman here?"
Xiang Jiuniang is a big killer. Wherever you go, you will be unlucky, and where you will be torn. Yan Butterfly used to be involved with Xiang Jiuniang because of a trivial matter. A butterfly is not good.
"If you don't help me, I can only find her." Hua Ji said solemnly: "She has the most experience..."
Yan Butterfly's expression was as ugly as swallowing a toad.
After a while, he said slowly: "Okay, tell me carefully what happened between you and him."
After Hua Ji left the house, he asked Yan Butterfly to go to the bar. It was a common thing for two handsome guys to stay in the bar all night.
The things the two were talking about could not be leaked casually. Hua Ji habitually cast a silent spell before speaking. There was no sound within the range of the spell. When he got close, he could only hear a sound rather than a faint voice. He was out of the house. One of the best spells to use when talking about things.
Hua Ji has used this method to cheat many people and monsters. For cultivators, what they see is not necessarily true, and what they hear is more likely to be false information. Unless you swear by heaven, don't believe the monster's mouth. This is the consensus of all cultivators, and it is the common sense of cultivators.
It's like the two people chatting all night and they don't care if someone takes a photo, because they know, what if they spread it out? No one cares at all, and the monsters won't believe it when they see it.
Therefore, neither Hua Ji nor Yan Butterfly thought that this photo would end up in the hands of a little white face.
Looking at the photo, Yang Can's handsome face was distorted. As the third generation of the Yang family, he can be said to be able to do anything. He is not a playboy who only knows how to eat, drink, and have fun. He was thrown away by his iron-blooded father. He entered the military camp and practiced, and followed his second uncle to go abroad. Because of this, his character was more powerful and domineering than he showed.
Yang Can has met many women since he was a child, and there are also many men who lie on his bed. He never cares about these Yingyingyanyan, but only Yan Butterfly is the first time he wants to get but can't get it. .
Yanbuyue, yes, Yan Butterfly is famous, and Yanbuyue is just an agent of an entertainment company. If Yang Can wants to do something, it should be very simple, but!
Useless, no matter what means are useless, money? No words, no money, career? Words don't care at all, stress? Boss Wu is such a tortoise, he has nowhere to speak! Block people every time? Yang Can has been scolded n times by Yan Butterfly with various elegant words!
This is Yang Can's first setback in his life.
This kind of setback is even more serious than the failure of the mission in the army. It is as if he was aggressive and determined to get the shot, and then the target was light, and he turned away without even looking at him.
Yang Can was very angry, he stared at Hua Ji in the photo, and started calling viciously.
Hua Ji and Yan Butterfly talked all night.
Yan Butterfly began to summarize after listening to the stories Hua Ji and Shuimu had to tell.
"That is to say, the relationship between you was originally hiring and being hired, and then gradually became a good friend. In the end, Senior Shui saved your life and wanted you to be his servant, and you agreed. Right?"
Hua Ji always felt that something was wrong, but Yan Butterfly was right, so he nodded: "Almost."
"During this period, Senior Shui was very caring for you, and sometimes he would eat some tofu, but you were frightened by him at first, and then you felt that you were being too careless, right?"
Hua Ji remembered the massage yesterday, his face darkened, so... right
Are you really overwhelmed? But he always felt that Shui Mu was really teasing himself!
Yan Butterfly slapped her thigh: "He's just teasing you!"
right! Hua Ji nodded again and again.
"But he's acting as a hooligan unconsciously, so you can only continue." Yan Butterfly said with a smile: "We little monsters can't understand Senior Shui's thinking, we just think of ordinary marine creatures, well, fish's thinking. think… "
Hua Ji thought thoughtfully: "A fish's thinking? I'm sorry, I don't think a fish thinks a fox is good. After all, fish is also among the best in our recipes."
Yan Butterfly rolled his eyes, and he said, "What about that fish that has lived for billions of years? First of all, I want to ask you one thing, monsters and monsters, in the final analysis, are all kinds of spiritual creatures that were born and raised in the world. We were all animals before, right?"
Hua Ji nodded silently.
"Mating is the instinct of every creature, and some species even die just to mate, right?"
Hua Ji nodded silently.
"So if two foxes look at each other, or even different species, a fox and a lynx look at each other, even if it's not for mating but just to vent, will you stay together?"
Hua Ji pursed his lips, they are beasts, removing the so-called moral norms, animal instincts, of course they are doing the right thing!
It is only when the eggs hurt that we fall in love. For a fox with a life of only ten years, the first three years will grow up, and the next three years will be old. The time to really mate and reproduce is only five or six years. The second estrus period is two months, and the lactation period is once a year. It is so short after careful calculation! !
What's more, very few foxes can live to the end of their lives, and they don't live to be twelve or thirteen years old at all. If they can meet a person who sees the right eye in such a short and limited time, of course, they will do Fa-rectification immediately on the spot!
Hua Ji sighed: "I seem to understand what you mean."
"What about Senior Water? His body is a jellyfish. I checked it before. Ordinary jellyfish have no brains. They only have neurons. Well, jellyfish demons that have lived for billions of years may have evolved brains, but... You should understand Well, a jellyfish is not a vertebrate or a mammal. Does it have an estrus period? Isn’t it ok for the jellyfish to automatically spray rice and green seeds to the female jellyfish, and then throw the fertilized eggs into the ocean?”
Yan Butterfly said leisurely: "What is emotion? Every monster needs to learn emotion when going down the mountain, but modern research shows that emotion, especially love, is a hormone secreted by the brain. Senior Shui, who leaves one or two separate brains to control his own behavior, does he have feelings?"
Hua Ji was speechless after hearing this.
"There is no estrus period, and there is no so-called concept of love. For such a senior Shui, do you expect him to understand you and be your partner?"
Yan Butterfly wanted to laugh again: "Are you stupid?"
Hua Ji sighed, yes, let Yan Butterfly make such an analysis, he is really stupid.
"So it is quite stupid to talk about feelings with Senior Shui." Yan Butterfly said: "If you really want him to fall in love with you, there is the easiest way."
Hua Ji looked at Yan Butterfly.
He said, "Do it."
Hua Ji: "Huh?"
"I mean you don't need to entangle so much, just do it directly, we are animals and not humans, so why is it so troublesome?" Yan Butterfly considered his tone, and his expression was cautious: "I am serious, Senior Shui has no estrus period, and never has If you have the concept of love, then it's up to you to teach him, love robbery, if you don't really sink into it, how can you survive this calamity? You want to pay equally, but you forget that in the game of love, never There is no real winner."
"Man, be confident." Yan Butterfly smiled, "You are a fox."
"...Ah." Hua Ji smiled slowly.