Jellyfish

Chapter 4: Straight A student

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When the jellyfish is not moving, it is transparent, and it is quiet as if it does not exist, but when it moves, it drips all over.

Given that Hua Ji is facing Director Yu from the side, in Director Yu's eyes, it is Hua Ji, who plays Feng Huixue, who is sobbing with his head down. The tears from the corner of his eyes are extremely transparent, but strangely bright. At this moment, the third male The confidant seems to be made of colored glass, which is very beautiful.

Director Yu patted the table excitedly: "That's the feeling!!"

These days, if you want to increase the ratings, you need a very controversial character, such as this Feng Huixue, in the setting, Feng Huixue is required to speak a little bit more feminine, to have a charming face that a man does not have, to be ruthless and ruthless, and to be loyal at the same time. The Lord finally died tragically in the second-hand male.

Such a set of lovable characters will definitely cause a topic when it is broadcast, and as the maker of the topic, Hua Ji will definitely become popular.

In fact, at the beginning, Director Yu wanted to give this role to a young student who sang Peking Opera. Who knew that Wangu Entertainment suddenly called and indicated that he wanted this role. The head boss, Chuangxia Media, agreed, and even the investors had no opinion, so Director Yu had to be different. opinion side.

He solemnly stated before that if the other party does not meet his wishes, he has the veto power.

Whether it is Wangu Entertainment, Chuangxia Media, or even investors, they all agreed to Director Yu's request.

Because they all know that if a fox spirit is used to play the fox spirit, if it is not qualified, that fox spirit will become the biggest laughing stock in the flower-planting inhuman circle this year.

Sure enough, Director Yu praised Hua Ji: "Very good, go back and think about it."

Hua Ji smiled stiffly. His hair was a little wet. He wanted to use the demon power to evaporate the water, but he was afraid that the jellyfish would be reluctant. The expression of Li Shunhua next to him was also a little stiff. At that moment, he seemed to be stared at by ancient beasts. As usual, he will die in the next second.

If Director Yu had a video recorder to play it back, you could see that Li Shunhua, who was facing Hua Ji, was terrified and desperate at that time. At the same time, the little girl in the white skirt beside Director Yu was also preparing to save people. panic.

But fortunately, Hua Ji's performance at that moment greatly conquered Director Yu, so that Director Yu, the screenwriter and assistants focused on Hua Ji, but not Li Shunhua and the little girl in the white skirt.

Director Yu indicated that Hua Ji could leave, Hua Ji saluted stiffly, and then turned to leave without even looking at Li Shunhua, whose expression was uncertain.

On the ground after he left, there was a pool of water for no reason.

Li Shunhua silently tapped the ground with his toes, and the pool of water disappeared instantly.

All this happened silently, and ordinary people such as Yu Dao didn't notice it at all.

Director Yu lowered his head and wrote down Hua Ji's name in his notebook, then turned to the little girl in the white skirt beside him and said, "This Hua Ji performance feels very good, you can learn more."

The little girl in the white skirt smiled dryly, and she said cautiously, "Director Yu, I want to go to the bathroom."

Director Yu looked at his watch and nodded understandingly: "Go ahead, I just have an idea to ask those interviewers to wait for ten minutes."

Director Yu turned his head to discuss the plot of Feng Huixue with the screenwriter. Looking at Hua Ji's performance, it seems that some more pleasing settings can be added, such as those who like embroidery or something? Ha ha.

The little girl in the white skirt turned around and went to the bathroom, and Li Shunhua followed him secretly.

The little girl grabbed Li Shunhua's hand and said in horror, "Senior brother, you lied to me! The monsters are so scary!"

The murderous aura released by the transparent monster at that moment was so terrifying, the little girl felt as if she had died once.

Li Shunhua reassured the younger sister: "Ahe, don't worry, I'll go back and have someone check it out."

The little girl's surname is He. People in Taoism call her A He. Her real name is He Baiyu.

A He grabbed his senior brother's sleeve and said worriedly, "Senior brother, is it okay? That senior is so amazing, why don't you go."

Li Shunhua said proudly: "It doesn't matter, this is a regular procedure. The state stipulates that the monsters who go down the mountain must be registered. The soft-faced senior on the dead fox's head must not be registered, otherwise we will receive a notification!"

Only then did A He let out a sigh of relief: "That's good, don't worry about Senior Brother."

"You should just read the script!"

Hua Ji returned to his apartment as quickly as possible.

"Jellyfish, are you awake?"

The jellyfish came down from Hua Ji's head, with four tentacles as limbs, looked at the apartment steadily, looked around, and the jellyfish asked Hua Ji: "Why did you stop me when you were so sad just now?"

Hua Ji tried to explain clearly: "I'm acting, you know? It's just the actor on the front desk!"

Jellyfish understood in a second: "Oh, I understand! Those are all performances, right?"

Hua Ji nodded again and again: "Yes, yes."

Jellyfish asked: "How can I tell that you are playing in the future?"

Hua Ji thought for a while and said, "Well, if I'm not acting, I'll beg to hug my thighs, okay?"

Jellyfish largely agreed.

It said again: "Are you free?"

Hua Ji thought for a while, except for retreating and pondering the new script, there is nothing else to do.

"Before the role of the film is confirmed, I should be fine on my side."

By the way, I still need to call Yan Butterfly to say something. Hua Ji took out his mobile phone and said while sending a text message to Yan Butterfly, "What, is there anything wrong with the jellyfish?"

Jellyfish came over and looked at the iPhone in Hua Ji's hand carefully and said, "Yes, teach me to use all human supplies, and I need books."

As a senior latent party, Jellyfish will go out to sea every few hundred years, learn about planetary culture, and make up for his progress. Now its progress bar is still stuck three hundred years ago, and it is in urgent need of tutoring.

Hua Ji stayed for a while, thinking deeply.

This jellyfish is much bigger than the goblins on the mountain.

The fairy who just came down from the mountain has a simple mind like paper, but what about the one in front of her? People can also sing Peking Opera!

Thinking of this, he did not dare to play tricks, and directly introduced the best learning tool to jellyfish: a notebook.

"I'll give you a notebook!"

Hua Ji sneered: "Of course, which one do you want, let's talk about it after you understand it. This is my notebook for you to use first."

Then he taught Jellyfish how to turn on and off the machine, how to use the search engine, as for the text and so on, Jellyfish can barely recognize it, and it's a big deal to use online translation!

The only serious warning is that...

"Jellyfish, you must pay attention, don't drop water into the keyboard, this thing can't get wet."

The jellyfish looked at her tentacles and assured: "Don't worry, I can control it."

Hua Ji went back to the bathroom to take a bath. Jellyfish quickly learned pinyin and began to crack on the keyboard to use Du Niang and Google.

Jellyfish first searched for the word education, and then understood the current national education system. Once again, she published a pdf file of elementary school textbooks for grades 1 to 6. After downloading it, she read it with relish.

Half an hour later, Hua Ji came out of the bath. He walked behind Jellyfish Da, and found that Jellyfish was reading a middle school textbook in horror.

His voice was swirling.

"Are you reading your textbook?"

The jellyfish nodded, turning the pages of the middle school textbook pdf in front of her.

Hua Ji said incredulously: "You watch so fast? Do you understand?"

Youkai's memory is inhuman, but remembering doesn't mean you can understand.

The jellyfish turned her head and gave Hua Ji a stingy glance. The small milky white umbrella was flashing with light spots. Hua Ji remembered that these were the big eyes of the jellyfish.

The jellyfish repeated greatly: "Four tentacles belong to one brain. I don't know how many brains I have. These things are very simple, just glance at them."

Hua Ji walked away with a wooden face.

As a scumbag, he didn't want to talk to the tyrants.

Hua Ji played with his mobile phone silently, and the jellyfish turned the book at the speed of light to study. An hour later, someone knocked on the door.

Hua Ji went to open the door, he thought it was Yan Butterfly, and when he opened the door, his expression changed instantly.

"I'm the director of the National Magical Creatures Protection Club. I heard that you have another one coming down from the mountain? Why didn't you take the exam?"

The person who came was wearing a suit, with an official accent, a big belly, and a hypocritical smile.

This is the Magical Animal Protection Club under the National Supernatural Administration. You can tell from the name. It specializes in the management of ghosts down the mountain.

Hua Ji twitched the corners of his mouth. This guy's surname was Yuan. He was a great monk in a certain forest temple. He was best at identifying spirits and monsters.

He let Monk Yuan in, and pointed to the Jellyfish Avenue where he was cracking and typing on the keyboard: "Senior just came down the mountain. I just taught him how to use a notebook. Even if he goes to the exam, he will have to wait."

There was a different meaning in Monk Yuan's smile: "Wait again? How long will it take? The longer you stay in this world, the longer you need to pay the detention fee."

Hua Ji sneered inwardly, these vampires, before he could speak, a transparent tentacle touched Monk Yuan's forehead at some point.

The monk Yuan was stunned.

As soon as Hua Ji lowered his head, he couldn't help sighing with emotion, it really deserves to be the big jellyfish with the most transparent, longest, softest and silent tentacles!

This tentacle turned around three times and ran to Monk Yuan's forehead, but it didn't frighten Monk Yuan!

The small milky white tentacles fell from Monk Yuan's forehead, facing Monk Yuan's big eyes.

There was a small umbrella cover on the small tentacle, and the umbrella cover was extremely humanized and opened a big black mouth full of barbs.

He said: "When is the test? What is the test? Is there a test scope? Are there specific test test questions? Do I need to pay? What about the test time? What can I bring? Are there tutorial books? When will the results be released? Can I supervise your rewriting? How many points are you qualified? Do you have a passing rate? Who rewrites

Monk Yuan and Hua Ji were stunned at the same time.

The jellyfish thought proudly, is it difficult for a group of cubs to have a scientific examination