The monk Yuan was greatly frightened.
Jellyfish is discussing the Diamond Sutra with monk Yuan.
"All appearances are illusory, what is the appearance and what is the absence of the appearance? The existence and non-existence are not obstructed by the illusory, but have a great relationship with Prajna."
From the beginning of the rebuttal, the monk Yuan listened respectfully, and his attitude changed very simply, and it only took the jellyfish ten minutes.
Hua Ji listened beside him and rolled his eyes, but he couldn't understand a word.
In the end, he simply got up and opened his cabinet, took some good tea leaves, brewed them into tea, and brought them over.
Just at this moment, the jellyfish stretched out its tentacles to hold the tea bowl, and asked crisply, "What is this?"
Monk Yuan said, "Tea bowl."
"What's in it?"
"Tea."
"No, there is nothing in it." Jellyfish Avenue: "All appearances are false."
Monk Yuan frowned and let go after a while.
Then he respectfully retired.
Hua Ji looked at the jellyfish in awe and asked cautiously, "What were you talking about just now?"
The jellyfish turned her head slowly, revealing the notebook behind her.
"Nothing to say."
Hua Ji silently looked at one of the two or three refutations of the Diamond Sutra that Du Niang came out on the laptop screen, and couldn't believe it: "You, you... Did you read it from the back?"
Jellyfish seems to have completely lost hope of Hua Ji's IQ.
"In the words of your flower growers, I am a monster, and he is a demon slayer. What am I doing studying the Diamond Sutra?"
Jellyfish greatly closed the page of the Diamond Sutra that Du Niang came out, and picked up the materials and forms left by the monk Yuan.
"The management here is quite strict, unlike before."
Hua Ji said dryly: "Is the country established..."
The jellyfish waved its tentacles greatly, and made a chest-holding shape: "You can often build a country before, but the previous imperial court did not count monsters."
The other tentacle turned over the form, Jellyfish Avenue: "I still need to take the exam."
"Yes, after all, the flower-growing monsters live in hiding in the crowd. If they want to pass the exam in the human world, they must not cause panic among ordinary people." Having said this, Hua Ji quickly said: "You were running water during my interview before. Now, I almost showed my stuff in front of Director Yu."
The jellyfish tapped the small canopy: "Okay, I see, I won't let other people see me next time."
After a pause, he said: "The one who is playing against you seems to be different from ordinary people. His life is much more prosperous than ordinary people."
Hua Ji waved his hand: "It doesn't matter to him, he is a monk of the Taoist sect, and he is from the cultivation world just like us."
Jellyfish Avenue: "He is hostile to you, can I eat him?"
"..." Hua Ji swallowed and shook his head: "This is also one of the reasons why you must take the exam. Monsters must abide by the laws stipulated by the state, which are laws specially formulated for our monsters."
Jellyfish greatly understood: "I will study hard."
After this day's conversation, Jellyfish has always occupied Hua Ji's notebook. Four tentacles are cracking and typing on the keyboard to turn over pdfs. See Explore and Discover.
Hua Ji looked at this scene and didn't realize it.
The next day Yan Butterfly called him and told him that the script had been emailed and asked Hua Ji to check it out.
Hua Ji asked: "It's strange, you usually send it directly."
Yan Butterfly said, "Hehe, no one dares to go to your place now."
Hua Ji is very proud, the jellyfish is very famous!
"That's right, this senior is amazing." Before he could show off the story of the jellyfish that scared the monk Yuan to Yan Butterfly, he heard Yan Butterfly say: "Yesterday, Director Yuan of the Shenbao Club (Magic Creatures Protection Club) went to Is it your home? After he went back last night, he called the director of the Supernatural Administration to ask for leave to return to a certain forest temple, and today there is news that it is said to have raised a small realm."
Hua Ji was dumbfounded.
"Now it's rumored that you went abroad and brought back a Bodhisattva." Yan Butterfly's tone contained a touch of banter: "It's still a great Bodhisattva who can help people improve their realm."
Hua Ji hurriedly said: "But you also saw it with your own eyes, he is a monster, a monster!!"
"What happened to the monster, Monkey King is still a monster? People still fight over the Buddha." Yan Butterfly didn't care: "Your bodhisattva is said to be the protector of the famous master in the history of the flower country, and now everyone is betting on which master it is. ."
Hua Ji was completely speechless.
He said, "Who is the dealer?"
Yan Butterfly said: "Menghu Tiger, you know, he has a casino in Macau, and the plate is very big."
Hua Ji immediately said, "What options are there?"
"Don't worry, there's a 'it's total nonsense' option."
"OK is good to help me bet on this nonsense option. What are the odds?"
"One to one."
"...Huh?" Hua Ji said in surprise: "It's not worth it at all!"
"Yes, because everyone knows it's a joke, only Daomen believe it, but they don't gamble."
Hua Ji was dumbfounded.
The source of funds of Daomen is regular, and every Daomen child spends money on the record. It’s really pitiful. It’s not as free as monsters.
… what? Does the country ban prostitution? No, no, for some foxes who specialize in Huanxi Dafa, not letting them have sex is fatal, so for monsters, certain prohibitions can be ignored.
Cough, of course, Hua Ji did not take the Huanxi Road, but took the path of submerged cultivation by absorbing the essence of the moon. Even though the cultivation was slow, it was solid enough. This was also the reason why the Taoist sect tried to trouble him several times, but couldn't kill him.
One of the rules of Taoism after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you must not harm Qingxiu monsters for no reason, and all life is equal.
Oh, and thanks for the American Empire's Declaration of Independence.
After hanging up the phone, Hua Ji went to the desktop computer in the study, opened the mailbox and started looking for mail.
Yan Butterfly passed the script to him, Hua Ji downloaded it and printed it all, ordered it into a thick book, and read it carefully.
The name of this TV series is tentatively set as "The Merry Pretty Girl".
It's vulgar.
The name is vulgar, and the plot is also quite vulgar. The one-sentence story is that a little girl in a mountain gate met a handsome guy after going down the mountain. The end of the play.
... This kind of rotten script has already started preparations for filming
Hua Ji shook his head, how did the vulgar setting and the vulgar story content become popular
Depends on how the story is told and the blush of the actor.
Director Yu has the ability to turn vulgar blood into a classic love story.
Hua Ji roughly browsed the content of the story, and began to focus on his own part.
His name is Feng Huixue, and he is the chief executive of the leader of the demon sect on the rivers and lakes. The heroine goes down the mountain and meets the protagonist who is a protagonist. The hero is framed by a friend and falls into the cliff.
And when the heroine was about to jump off the cliff, the chief executive Feng Huixue took this opportunity to secretly ambush a new rising star in the arena. The man killed the woman's captive, and then the first good show came.
The heroine stepped forward and helped those who betrayed Nanzhu.
She said that even if these people betrayed Shao Ting (the name of Nanzhu), they would not be guilty of death, let alone die at the hands of the demon sect.
So these little friends who betrayed Nanzhu were shocked by the heroine's aggressive performance, and they fell down under the heroine's pomegranate skirt. run away.
So the heroine fell into the hands of Feng Huixue.
Feng Huixue ridiculed the heroine, but she still firmly believed in her own justice. The little friends went back to summon the seniors, and they would definitely save her.
Facing such a lady of the Virgin, Feng Huixue simply detained her all the way back to the Demon Sect.
Feng Huixue did not complete the task because of the female lead's stalking. In order to explain it clearly to the leader, he asked the leader to see the female lead.
As a result, the wise and wise leader was instantly brainless after seeing the heroine.
The demon leader was enveloped by the heroine's holy halo, and he actually thought that there could be such an innocent, pure and beautiful woman in the world.
Unexpectedly, when the heroine was brutally treated by the leader of the demon sect, she said with a sympathetic expression: "So-and-so, you actually treat me like this, you, you, you, have you never been a woman?"
The heroine looked at the demon leader with a pitiful look on her face, and then decided righteously to feed the demon with her body, so that the demon leader understood what a man and a woman were.
At this moment, he kept listening to Feng Huixue breaking through the door in the corner, and he shouted: Let go of the leader and let me come! !
"Pu-~!!"
Hua Ji spat out a sip of water and tore the script directly.