Jellyfish

Chapter 6: little rooster

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"What kind of broken script is this?"

Hua Ji roared to Yan Butterfly: "There is actually an upright male and female supporting role in the script? How is this possible? Even if we want to serve the vast number of corrupt audiences, will the Guangguang General Bureau pass this kind of plot?"

Yan Butterfly seemed to be busy, and his words were slurred: "How is it possible? I have read the script. Although it is a bit vulgar, Director Yu will definitely change the plot in the end. Besides, there are no upright male and female supporting characters."

Hua Ji's liver hurts angrily: "Aren't the chief executive of the demon sect and the leader of the demon sect just standard male and female supporting characters? In one scene, the line actually says to let me go? What a fool?!"

Yan Butterfly said immediately: "Yes, let go of the leader and let me serve. I remember the scene in the back where the chief manager devoutly put on boots for the leader..."

Hua Ji: = mouth =! ! Wear boots? !

Yan Butterfly sneered: "I said that you can roar after reading the script? It's just selling and selling your lines. You are an actor after all, so be more dedicated? Even if you are sold, it's not you who suffers, so what are you excited about! ?"

Yan Butterfly is very dissatisfied, Hua Ji is a fox spirit! Even if it's really him who gets the benefits, why is he irritable

"But it's Li Shunhua who plays the leader of the demon sect!!" Hua Ji said angrily; "How dare he go abroad to buy and kill me?! It's still a bat spirit!!"

"Who told you to go to Hawaii for vacation? Even if you want to experience the island style, you can go to the Nansha Islands, which are also the territory of the country. As long as they are within the territory of the country, all non-human members of the Supernatural Bureau are not allowed to fight infighting, and it is not safe to go abroad. , you should stay in the country." Yan Butterfly said impatiently: "It's alright, the boss has arranged for me to bring a new person, I don't have time to talk to you, you can honestly serve that bodhisattva at home and read the script. , I will notify you of the exact shooting time, don't screw it up, did you hear it!!"

Slam, Yan Butterfly hung up the phone, Hua Ji was angrily waiting for his mobile phone, his mind changed quickly, bring a new person? Haven't heard of a little demon coming down the mountain recently? Is it an ordinary human being

To be honest, Hua Ji is different from ordinary actors. Some third-tier actors are afraid that their agents will bring other actors to share their resources, but Hua Ji has no such concerns. He himself is not short of money. The years before the founding of the People's Republic of China were quite turbulent. He made a lot of good things in troubled times, but now in a peaceful and prosperous world, he can exchange a large amount of money for the full set of Yuan Dynasty blue and white pots and pans in his collection, not to mention that he has a lot of similar things.

These days, monsters must unite to survive better. On the surface, Wangu Entertainment is a well-known entertainment company in China, but it is actually one of several places where monsters secretly launder money. Hua Ji himself has several other investments. He might not be qualified enough to be on any wealth rankings, but most of the time he didn't worry about money.

So even if Yan Butterfly brings new people, as long as it's not a monster, he has nothing to worry about.

After reprinting the script, Hua Ji resisted the urge to shred it and read it again. After reading it, he was completely desperate.

Looking at Li Shunhua's little white face to look affectionate, this is really challenging his acting skills, but he is also a third-tier actor, or he will not be dedicated once

Just when he secretly planned to make trouble for Li Shunhua on the set, Jellyfish had already read all the basic education materials.

He asked Hua Ji.

"It says there is an exam called the adult college entrance examination. Can I take it?"

Hua Ji immediately bent forward in frustration: "Did you want to take the college entrance examination?"

"It seems that after taking the college entrance examination, you can enter a higher institution?" Jellyfish said, "Is this a disguised evolution of the National Child Proctoring Exam?"

Hua Ji is a little ashamed. He is 24 years old on his ID card. He graduated from high school and has not gone to college, let alone the college entrance examination, so he is not sure about the college entrance examination.

He said dryly: "You can take the Shenbao Club's exam first. If you pass the exam, you can get an ID card and a fake growth file and student status file. After you get these things, you can take the college entrance examination."

Jellyfish nodded: "I see. I swiped your credit card and bought a mobile phone and a laptop. It's not good to always use yours."

Speaking of this, the jellyfish stopped greatly, and the four tentacles held up the big umbrella cover. He looked at Huaji. The large milky white umbrella was full of light spots. They were all facing Huaji, and the umbrellas rose and fell like sea water. The same faint waves swayed, maybe it was Hua Ji's illusion, and the voice of the jellyfish was much softer.

"Thank you, fox."

Hua Ji coughed again and again, he didn't feel happy at all, being stared at by so many eyes, he only felt that all the hairs on his body stood upside down.

"You can call me Hua Ji, or Aji." He waved his hand: "You can swipe it if you want. I gave you the credit card before to let you buy the items you need."

The jellyfish said seriously: "I will pay it back."

Hua Ji shook his head: "No, really no!"

Jellyfish said: "I have money."

His tentacles slowly wriggled, and the long, barbed tentacles seemed to be swallowing something, and suddenly a thumb-sized pearl rolled out.

"I bring some of this with me every time I go out. This should be very valuable."

Humans' love for jewelry and accessories has not changed since ancient times.

Hua Ji's eyes lit up, he picked up the pearl and looked at it carefully: "Good thing! This pearl must be at least three hundred years old!"

Jellyfish Avenue: "Every time I go home and go to sleep, I will grab a handful of sand and stuff it into the pearl shell next door. When I wake up, there will be a lot of pearls in his shell, and I just take it out and exchange it. currency."

Hua Ji: ... What a ferocious jellyfish.

"How many do you need?" Jellyfish asked with a good temper: "I brought a lot."

Hua Ji rolled his eyes: "That's it, I will open a separate account for you, you will give me all the pearls, and I will give these yuan pearls to an old friend to process and make them into exquisite jewelry, which can sell more Rich."

Shuimu Dada seemed to take a serious look at Hua Ji, and after a while he said slowly, "No need."

Hua Ji was taken aback: "Why?"

"My pearl, just give it to you, not to others."

Hua Ji was a little embarrassed, and he said dryly: "... This, only for me?"

"My pearls are good for the body when ground into powder, why give them to others?"

Hua Ji's heart warmed, and those messy thoughts suddenly disappeared. He sat next to Jellyfish and gently touched Shuimu's tentacles, which were slippery and felt great.

"Okay, I will take good care of this pearl."

A few days later, the phone that Jellyfish ordered arrived, the Yali 6Plus, which is absolutely easy to use.

Seeing that the days are still free, Hua Ji took the jellyfish to the capital to take the exam of the Shenbao Club.

The jellyfish does not fly, and Huaji can only buy high-speed rail tickets. The jellyfish is still lying on Huaji's head, but he does not faint on the high-speed rail.

On the way, Hua Ji went to the middle of the carriage to pick up hot water, and accidentally encountered a little monster while picking up the water.

The little demon was nibbling on corn, and when he found that Hua Ji was looking at him, he was stunned for a moment, then shivered and shrank into a ball.

Hua Ji was dumbfounded, what happened

The flight attendant immediately called the station in front and asked to call 120. The little demon was unwilling to live or die. Hua Ji was full of black lines. If this was pulled away by 120, the little demon would face a huge fine from the Shenbao Bureau.

Adhering to the beautiful quality that monsters need to help each other when they go out, Hua Ji went forward to negotiate with the flight attendant.

"I'm his friend, he's just having a nightmare, no need to call 120, really no need."

The little demon trembled even more.

In order to convince the flight attendants and the marshals of himself, Hua Ji grabbed the little demon and put his arms around the other person's shoulders as a gesture of affection: "Look, he's really fine, thank you for your concern."

The little demon almost cried.

The marshals looked at the two suspiciously, and turned back three times as they left. He always felt that Hua Ji was like a liar, and seriously told the little demon, "Call us if you have anything!"

The little demon looked at the marshals with tears in his eyes, as if he saw his own mother, and could not wait to pounce on it.

Hua Ji was very helpless, he whispered: "If you are pulled away by 120, you will be in trouble!!"

Xiao Yao also knows this, but he just can't help it! !

Mom Yamashita is terrible QAQ

At this moment, the mobile food truck came.

The jellyfish said loudly: "Do you want to eat chicken?"

Hua Ji shook his head: "I don't want chicken, I want black pepper beef fillet with rice."

The sales clerk just heard this sentence and handed Hua Ji a box of rice bowls. Hua Ji paid for the meal, and the seat beside the little demon was vacant, so he simply sat beside the little demon.

The jellyfish wondered: "Then why are you following this little rooster?"

… small roosters.

Hua Jihou looked at the little demon in hindsight: "...Brother, what's your surname?"

"Ji Hong..." The little rooster pulled Hua Ji's sleeve with tears in his eyes: "Can you not eat me?"

Hua Ji took a deep breath and said after a while, "Don't worry, I don't eat chicken, I recently switched to eating bats."

The little rooster immediately burst into tears and laughed: "Fox is really a good man."

Hua Ji suddenly felt a little ashamed.