In view of the changes in the Huafei·Kyuzhou Forum, Hua Ji found that no matter what he did, it was best to prepare in advance. For example, this time, if he had not attended school in his early years, he had left a graduation certificate and a graduation photo and uploaded it to the online identity registration. The college entrance examination will definitely harm him.
So after falling in love with Shui Mu, he immediately took Shui Mu and ran to the United States to get a proof. In the marriage column of human society, he changed from unmarried to married, and he had a documented partnership.
"Humans are really weird, no, it should be said that the human world is really..." Shui Mu shook the marriage certificate in his hand: "A marriage contract can be concluded with a piece of paper. What's the use of such a marriage contract?"
Hua Ji smiled: "Of course it is useful. For human beings, any property and possessions exist in the whole society. At the moment of receiving the marriage certificate, both parties will jointly own the property. No matter where they go, their names will be It's going to be tied together with a lot of benefits, like first home loan benefits and so on."
Shui Mu raised his eyebrows. After he became the president, he needed to attend various banquets frequently. His ears were so smart. Every time he came back, he heard a lot of gossip. Lele alone is not as good as everyone. He also told these gossip to the company. Listening to other monsters, these monsters who live in the company every day are very happy to hear it, they can't stop listening to it. The bunny at the front desk also said that he would write a script based on this, and he must write an annual tearing drama ~ So I heard Hua Ji said that, Shui Mu said lightly: "Human marriage contracts are not guaranteed, it's the same as having them."
Hua Ji pouted and said bluntly: "No, it's useful, at least before you and I divorce, anyone who comes to talk to you can be scolded by me as a mistress."
Shui Mu was stunned, Hua Ji said proudly: "I have uploaded our marriage certificate to the forum, so that everyone in the circle will know..."
After hearing this, Shui Mu felt as sweet as honey, he lowered his head and rubbed Hua Ji's neck, and said coldly, "Come home with me."
Hua Ji said: "Okay, I also want to see where you live."
The days of their departure were not very good. Now it is the middle of winter and the twelfth lunar month. The North Pole has already entered the freezing period. The entire ocean is frozen into ice, and all living things are hibernating. It is a silent and forgotten country.
Hua Ji thought they would pass by land, fly to Canada, rent a car and drive all the way into the Arctic Circle, but Shuimu rejected his plan.
"Let's go from the sea."
Hua Ji said in surprise: "...Isn't the sea frozen?"
Shui Mu shook his head: "The surface is frozen, let's go from the deep sea."
Hua Ji's mouth twitched, is he going to soak a fox all the way to the North Pole? Does he really not get edema
"I don't worry about going on land, it's still the most comfortable in the sea." Shui Mu raised his hand and stroked Fu Huaji's eyebrows, his expression was extremely soft: "Nowadays, many people are staring at me and you, I don't care, it will stick to when it is torn apart. Get up, but you are different."
After hearing this, Hua Ji quietly snuggled into Shui Mu's arms, and said after a while, "Listen to you."
They walked directly from the sea, and Hua Ji was a little worried when he went into the water. Although he has become a water fox now, occasionally squatting and diving for a long time are not the same concept. Can he do it
Shui Mu told him that he could do it.
After Shuimu entered the sea, it turned into a prototype. Hua Ji looked at the transparent film that was invisible in front of him in awe, all of which were Shuimu's body!
On the thin film, a small mushroom head popped out, with two light spots and a hole on it, and the hole was curved: "Come up, I will take you."
Hua Ji turned into a fox, stepped on the soft film with his limbs, and asked curiously, "Is it just floating all the way?"
In the next second, the huge membrane stood up, bringing the sea water to the sky, but the strange thing was that the sea water was bounced out the moment it approached the membrane, and the huge transparent membrane fell on Hua Ji's head and wrapped into a circle. shape.
Wrapped in layers of film, it soon turned into a ball with a diameter of two meters, and those tentacles merged with each other and turned into a dozen long tentacles. Hua Ji felt that he had also shrunk a bit. On the film, I also poked curiously, and then the big jellyfish sank directly, and the surrounding sea water changed from light blue to dark blue, then black blue, and finally turned into pitch black.
Hua Ji... Reluctantly took out the ipad and started to swipe Weibo.
Mainly it's too boring
But soon he was no longer bored, and Shuimu separated out a small jellyfish and got in: "You might as well double repair instead of brushing your iPad."
Hua Ji... En soon lost the mind to swipe Weibo, and he didn't know where the iPad was thrown. The whole soul seemed to be wrapped in the warm sea, and the body was brutally opened, but excited and stimulated, he opened his body Under the huge impact and penetration, the heart is infinitely close to the sea, and finally indulges in it.
When Hua Ji woke up, he had already entered the Arctic Ocean ==
Hua Ji's head is full of black lines. When he returns in the future, if he is asked what the Arctic Circle is like, how should he answer
Should I answer that I don't know, or should I answer that I didn't notice
Afterwards, he justly refused Shui Mu's invitation and asked Shui Mu to take him to the sea.
Shui Mu was a little embarrassed: "The sea is already frozen."
But it's better than nothing in the deep sea! !
Hua Ji is not a fool. People all over the world know that there are actually many plankton and cartilaginous animals in the deep sea, but along the way, he has not seen anything except the soul sublimation of playing Hai Zhen! !
Hua Ji pinched the film in front of him desperately: "Say! Did you block it? What about the walrus? What about the penguin? What about the polar bear? Even without these, what about other marine creatures? What about other jellyfish? What about other magical creatures? Why didn't I see any of them?"
Shui Mu pouted, Hua Ji is a fox who can only look at jellyfish, and the ghost knows what other magical creatures he will look at.
He has heard that the most promiscuous person in the non-human circle is the fox, and the most affectionate person is also the fox. If a fox demon doesn't love you anymore, then it doesn't love you at all, it's unfeeling, and it's impossible to even save it. , If Hua Ji takes a fancy to other creatures, even if he strangles each other, if the little fox doesn't love it, he doesn't love it anymore, wouldn't he cry to death.
So Shui Mu firmly believed that he didn't open the back door for the little fox at all, and he went all the way to the North Pole in the dark.
Hua Ji almost died of depression.
At this moment, he even had the heart to climb the wall, but as soon as he thought about it, he was sensed by Shuimu there, so he was eaten and wiped clean.
Just eating all the way, making trouble all the way to the North Pole, on this day, Shui Mu finally floated up, and Hua Ji almost cried with joy when he saw the light blue deep floating ice above his head.
So touched that there is wood! !
Shuimu brought Hua Ji close to the ice floes, and there were countless krill swimming near the ice floes, which looked densely packed. Shuimu asked him, "Want to taste it?"
Hua Ji said repeatedly: "I want to ask for it!!"
Even though Hua Ji no longer needs a normal diet to supply his body functions, he only needs to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, but suddenly bigu still doesn't get used to it. He has long wanted to eat, but every time he wants to eat, Shuimu will only let him drink. Water... Hua Ji felt that he could no longer look directly at drinking water.
Shui Mu opened his head and directly caged some krill, raised the water temperature, and in a short while, a pot of krill was cooked, and Hua Ji ate it excitedly.
To say how delicious krill is... that's nonsense, the water that is smothered with water is the main krill, and the taste of the water is full of the smell of water. At the end of the meal, Hua Ji was not excited at all, only speechless.
Damn it, even eating shrimp is a succulent taste, this is really domineering and cruel to the extreme tyranny...
But even so, Hua Ji has a strange feeling of peace of mind==
Or for monsters who advocate freedom, this ultimate control can best reflect the depth of feelings.
So even though Hua Ji was irritable in his heart, he was not angry.
But when he was stepping on the ice cap of the North Pole, he completely broke out.
Although he didn't appreciate the scenery in his long travel career, he and Shui Mu did some extremely meaningful things, especially reducing the ice-cold spiritual power that Shui Mu left in Hua Ji's body, and the power between him and Shui Mu reached After balance, it will cause another problem.
baby problem.
Hua Ji: Wait, I am a male fox! !