"Senior brothers," Qi Yin said solemnly, sitting upright, "Senior brother has something to ask for."
The sky was getting dark, the windows and doors of the tile-roofed house were closed, a candle was lit on the lacquer table, and the dim candlelight settled down. The faces of the brothers and sisters were covered with golden light and shadows, like statues of gods sitting in meditation in the temple. Yun Zhi was the first to speak: "Junior Brother Black, you might as well say it directly."
"Please don't call me Junior Brother Hei." Qi Yin grabbed Fu Lan, who was sitting beside him, with one hand, held him in front of the candlelight, and said, "Yun Lan, our classmate, is seriously ill, and his name is Duanxiu. I'm safe, I beg you brothers to think of a way."
Yun Zhi threw the black broken fan, the fan opened, and the words "nonsense" were written. He shook his head and said, "Junior Brother Hei's words are not good. The love of Junior Brother Hei transcends human relations and physics, and he is not afraid of worldly common opinions. It is pure innocence. You don't answer his good intentions, but you contaminate his illness. What's the reason?"
"Don't call me Junior Brother Black!" Qi Yin repeated hard, almost frantically saying, "Come and live with him if you have the ability, or don't talk nonsense."
Liu Bai put his sleeves on his back, raised his eyebrows and said, "What happened, I haven't seen you like this before, what did junior brother do to you?"
Qi Yin has a headache, what does this make him say? Is it hard to tell the world that he was kissed by the lewd monster Fu Lan? Where does he put his face? Angrily pursing her lips, wanting to say nothing, Fu Lan replied dumbly, "I kissed Xiao Yin."
As soon as these words came out, Qi Yin almost vomited blood, and all the brothers and sisters were shocked by Fu Lan. Liubai asked with straight brows, "Dear? Is that what I thought? Mouth to mouth?"
Fu Lan nodded honestly, and lowered her eyes gloomily, "Did I do something wrong?"
It's over, this time is completely over, Qi Yinsheng thought desperately, or else go back to the house and hang a rope to commit suicide.
"Young junior brother, the young couple pays attention to mutual affection. You have forced junior brother Hei to such a situation..." Yun Zhi covered his mouth with a fan, and gasped, "Could it be that the overlord is hard on the bow?"
A senior brother in the corner sighed: "I have lost my conscience."
Another senior brother said sympathetically, "Destroy humanity."
Qi Yin said coolly, "If you don't come up with a trick for me, I'll kiss you all one by one."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone shuddered, thinking about being kissed on the head by a man, and they all retched. Liu Bai was so frightened that he quickly stood up and took out a mahogany box under the bed to place on the lacquer case.
Liu Bai smiled smugly, "This is the treasure of my town house, Junior Brother Hei, this time it's cheaper for you."
But he was not in a hurry to open it, and first coaxed and coaxed the youngest junior brother Liu Zhu to see the door. Since the precept elders returned to the door, from time to time at night, he came to check the bed. Feng Huanshan had no good goods from top to bottom, but he was not afraid that he would drive out all the brothers and sisters from the court, but he was afraid that he would hand over the white treasure and keep it for himself.
Liu Zhuzhuo blushed and refused to go to death. Several senior brothers slapped their faces and threatened him that Xiaozao would lose his share tomorrow. Liu Zhu stomped his feet angrily, went out the door reluctantly, and squatted under the water eaves to watch the wind.
Liu Bai sold enough money, and finally was willing to open the box. The brothers and sisters buried their heads in the small circle of candles, and stared into the box without blinking. Liu Bai took out a scroll, put it on the table, and opened it carefully. The scene inside is revealed little by little, and the sight is a good scene of golden mountains and green waters. In the pavilions and pavilions, there are one after another small people, the clothes are half loose, the autumn waves are hidden, and they are doing that kind of thing.
Everyone let out a long "Oh", and hung up ambiguous smiles and nodded with their fingers white, "You boy is so good, there is a treasure hidden and tucked, and it is only now taken out."
"The good-looking ones are still to come," Liu Bai hooked on Fu Lan's shoulders and said, "Young junior brother, look good."
He pinched a magic formula with one hand, golden light flashed on the picture scroll, pavilions and pavilions rose from the ground, mountains sprang up from the paper, and the water flowed around the mountains and down to the flat ground, murmuring, faint sound. . The little man also moved, and gradually he could hear human speech, babbling, like a woman groaning softly. In the middle of the green pool is a small bridge, and a graceful woman dances quietly on it. Every time she turns a circle, she takes off a skirt, and the white veil floats out in the wind like a reed flower. A senior brother stretched out his hand, but he didn't touch anything.
The people at the table didn't blink, Qi Yin was stunned and said, "I finally know the benefits of learning the Immortal Technique."
""Peach Garden in Spring", I saved three years of money to get this thing, sir, and I am reluctant to watch it on weekdays." Liu Bai was complacent and pouted at the dancer in the middle, "This is my daughter-in-law. , I named her Xiangxiang, how about it, it looks good."
"Junior and brother are really good, and my daughter-in-law is willing to show it to my brothers to appreciate." Yun Zhi sincerely praised.
"I've won awards and awards, all for the sake of my junior brother and my junior brother." Liu Bai cupped his hands and turned to Fu Lan, "How about it, idiot junior brother, is there a scorching heat in the crotch? Do you have any desires? The urge to transform into a beast? Broken sleeves, most of them have never seen a woman, just open your eyes and keep the medicine until the illness is cured!"
Fu Lan shook her head and said, "No."
Liu Bai was stunned and said, "None of this? It seems that you broke your sleeves very cleanly!"
Yunzhi tapped the bridge of his nose with a fan, and suddenly tore off half of Qi Yin's collar, revealing his wheat-colored shoulders and most of his chest, and said, "Junior brother, now?"
Fu Lan shook his head blankly.
Qi Yin stood up abruptly, hurriedly pulled back her clothes, and shouted, "You're sick!"
"Tsk," Yun Zhi closed his folding fan and tapped his palm, shaking his head, "Junior brother, I don't think you have a broken sleeve."
"What is that?" Qi Yin asked suspiciously.
Yun Zhi gently spit out two words: "No lift."
Fu Lan: "… "
Everyone was silent.
The senior brother in the corner sighed, "It's horrific."
The senior brother next to him deplored and said, "My condolences and change."
Qi Yin said angrily, "Fuck you, the idiot is stronger than three cows, so you won't lift it."
"Forget it, in short, it's fine if you don't cut your sleeves, Junior Brother Hei, you can rest assured now." Liu Bai rubbed his hands together and said, "Xiangxiang can also sing. Brothers, why don't you have fun together?"
Everyone laughed for a while, and put their heads together.
The shadow of the candle swayed, the singing on the scroll was harmonious, and the woman's voice was soft and soft like spring water, and in the pale yellow aperture, it swayed lowly into the darkness. They were all looking at the pictures, Qi Yin was absent-minded, inexplicably remembered the sudden kiss in the afternoon, the vast world, the raindrops all over the sky, and the two people under the round green bamboo umbrella.
His ears were burning hot and his heart was beating.
He couldn't help looking at Fu Lan, and the silent man turned his head and looked out the window, looking at the dim lights outside through the thin window screen. He knew that Fu Lan was in a daze again. This guy usually sat in meditation for a long time. Others thought he was practicing, but he was in a daze. No one knew what he was thinking when he was in a daze, maybe he didn't think about anything, his heart was like smoke and water, because his pair of pupils were always so empty, as if there was nothing, and it seemed to reflect the whole world.
This guy doesn't have the emotions that ordinary people should have, like a little mayfly lying on the tip of a leaf without thinking, like a god in the sky overlooking all living beings indifferently. Qi Yin suddenly felt that it would be great if Fu Lan was a girl. He was so good-looking and had a quiet temperament like a girl.
"Uncle Jie is at the door." Fu Lan said suddenly.
Everyone was excited, and they made a trick, but in the blink of an eye, everyone disappeared. In a square lacquer case, only Qi Yin and Fu Lan were left. The two were staring with big eyes, the door slammed open, and Qingming broke in. Liu Zhu had just woken up from a nap, and he raised his head with stared eyes. When he saw Ye Qingming, he took a deep breath and ran away without a trace.
Ye Qingming looked down at the "Peach Garden in Spring" on the case, then looked at Qi Yin and Fu Lan who were stunned, shook his head and said, "Okay you two, hide here and do this deed. Good you Yun Lan , I saw that you were usually quiet and thought you were an honest man, but I didn't expect you to be so... nasty."
Fu Lan looked at him blankly.
Qi Yin wanted to cry but had no tears. Fu Lan didn't run because his reaction was slow, and he didn't run because he didn't know any magic other than drawing a few talismans.
"Although I usually don't care about you guys, and occasionally Chamen'er just goes through the motions, but the rules are still the rules," Ye Qingming rolled up the scroll and put it in Qiankun's sleeve, "I'll take these pickled things for you. You two are not allowed to sleep tonight, go and sweep the mountain steps from top to bottom. Remember your first offense, this time is gentle, and you can't offend again in the future!"
After he finished talking, he lifted his hairband, and he was gone in a flash. Qi Yin was stunned, there are nine hundred and ninety-nine steps in the mountain, sweeping it all over from top to bottom, isn't this killing people!
Liubai appeared, hugging the doorpost and crying, "My Xiangxiang..."
A group of senior brothers released the invisibility spell one after another, persuading Liubai to mourn and change, and to save enough money to marry a daughter-in-law as soon as possible.
Qi Yin dejectedly took Fu Lan out of the door, carrying a broom to the mountain steps. The fallen leaves were flying along the road, and the bluestone mountain steps stretched out to the vast night. The end of the night could not be seen. Qi Yin was dizzy and dizzy, and suddenly felt that life was hopeless.
Fu Lan was already swept up in the ground, he has always been so obedient and obedient. Qi Yin was helpless and had to accept his fate. The mountain wind was icy cold, and it made people shudder. A piece of clothes was draped over his shoulders, Qi Yin was startled, Fu Lan retracted his hand, and picked up the broom again.
Qi Yin twitched the tip of his nose, his clothes smelled of mountains, reminiscent of the fallen leaves in the cold mountains and the misty winter snow. why? He is obviously a dumb and stupid young man, but he has such a desolate and desolate taste, and he always feels very lonely. It's like... It's like a dead leaf drifting across thousands of miles without knowing where to go.
"Hey, Dude." Qi Yin suddenly called him.
"Huh?" Fu Lan stood under the steps and raised his head.
"Your hometown is in southern Xinjiang, right? Why did you come out?"
Fu Lan was stunned for a moment, and said: "The demons there don't like me, the cat asked me to come to the mortal world, and stop by to see the miracles in various places. There are many people in the mortal world, and there are some demons, but I didn't know until I got here. This is not very popular with everyone.”
"No, are you looking for a man to talk to?" Qi Yin said, "You are so handsome, of course men don't like you, you should find a girl."
Fu Lan looked at him and said nothing.
Qi Yin hesitated for a moment, scratched his head and said, "That... is it possible, do you really not lift it?"
"Xiao Yin." Fu Lan lowered her head dejectedly, "Stop talking."
"What's wrong?"
"I don't want to hear it." Fu Lan said.
Qi Yin: "..."
"Junior Brother Hei, Junior Brother Dude!" Sang Ruo called them from the top.
Qi Yin is helpless, is the title "Black Junior Brother" being shouted by the whole sect
"It happens that you are going to sweep the mountain steps. Please help me find Miss Lanxian's lilac ring. She seems to have landed on the mountain steps this morning. I searched for a whole evening and couldn't find it. Can you take a look by the way?"
"Okay, wrap it on me." Qi Yin gave a reassuring gesture.