Fu Lan and Qi Yin stood at the entrance of the town, staring at each other.
"Brother monster, I've said it ten times, I'm not your bride." Qi Yin said helplessly.
"You are." Fu Lan said.
"I'm not."
"You are."
"I'm not… "
Fu Lan was very determined, "You are."
"..." They had just repeated this ten times, and now it was the thirteenth time. Qi Yin was about to go crazy, and instead asked, "How do you know who I am?"
Fu Lan tilted her head to look at him for a while, Qi Yin got goosebumps in his eyes. Just when Qi Yin thought he had nothing to answer, Fu Lan suddenly stepped forward and pulled him into his arms. Immediately after the heat on his neck, it was Fu Lan who buried his head in his neck and took a deep breath.
Qi Yin suddenly exploded, goosebumps all over his body, he shoved Fu Lan abruptly, clutched his neck and exited far away, shouting, "What are you doing!"
"The breath is right," Fu Lan looked at him, "You are a puppy."
"Hey, you doll." The black cat said, "We took you when you were a child. Back then, the idiot was twelve years old and you were only four years old. You followed the idiot every day and called your brother. Later, the demons invaded the southern border. , The old man and the fool just left Wujiang. Who knew that this battle has been fought for so many years, and your mother... Well, baby, you are in this world for no reason, why don't you come with us. Your brother is now a demon The co-owner, at least I can protect you for a or two."
"The co-owner of demons and demons?" Qi Yin twitched the corners of his mouth, "This cat master, could it be that you are Yu Sang?"
"It's the old man."
Qi Yin didn't know what Yu Sang looked like, but the notice clearly depicted Fu Lan's appearance—a pig. Qi Yin looked at the pig's head on the notice, and then looked at Fu Lan's white face, and asked tentatively, "Brother, you said you were the emperor of the Southern Border, are you a pig?"
Fu Lan shook his head.
"Where's your bodyguard?"
Fu Lan pointed at the black cat: "It."
"Where's your eunuch's attendant?"
"it."
"Where's your general minister?"
"it."
"Where's your beautiful concubine?" Qi Yin was speechless, "It's not like this cat too!"
Fu Lan shook her head honestly, "It's not it, it's you."
Qi Yin: "..."
This man and a monster really have a brain problem. The aunt said that his mother was entangled by demons, and counting the time, it seems that it was almost at that time, and it seems that these two goods are correct. But they're not bad, they're just mentally ill. The big fantasies are that he is the emperor of the southern border, and the small fantasies are that he is the military advisor of the southern borders. He also did this when he was a child, but he often imagined that he was the reincarnation of a great god, preferably the son of the goddess Fuxi and the goddess. If you make a mistake, you will be demoted to earth, and one day you will return to the sky and become a god.
Later, when I went to the school, I found that nine out of ten children thought they were the great prince. Qi Yin felt that he was not special enough. He happened to get lost in the wild forest once and came across a stone statue of an unknown wild god. The wild god looked like a white deer. He held the mirror and looked at the deer's face for a long time. I don't know how he saw it, but the more he looked at it, the more similar it became. Since then, he has announced that he is the reincarnation of the White Deer God. Maybe there is a goddess in the sky who has a crush on him and follows him to reincarnate into the world, waiting for him to achieve a good marriage somewhere in the world.
Children, it's all like this, everyone is willing to have a noble birth and an extraordinary fate. Later, he gradually realized that he was just an ordinary mortal. Besides, he is a son of evil, maybe even lower than ordinary people.
Qi Yin shook his head helplessly, patted Fu Lan's shoulder, and said, "Although one of you is a demon and the other is a demon cat, no matter what it is, you must be down-to-earth and work hard. Xiongtai, I have saved my life just now. If you don't think it's worth it, I'll give you a few words of advice. Again, find a way to earn a living, don't think about yourself all day long and think that you are an emperor, fairy, demon, ghost, or monster. You are so handsome, and when you have a little silver in your pocket, you will naturally be able to find it. With a daughter-in-law. Okay, the green hills will not change, the green water will flow, leave, and there will be no future."
"Hey, Qi Yin!" Someone called him from behind.
Qi Yin is getting impatient, do these two stinky monsters still want to rob each other? Turning around, Fu Lan and the black cat were still standing there, and the silent white-clothed man he had seen at Yao's house came over with his sword Shi Shiran in his arms. Only then did Qi Yin realize that Fang Cai's voice was neither from the black cat nor Fu Lan, but from the man in white.
Oops, hit the jackpot. He responded to the boy's call, and the boy knew that he was the real Qi Yin.
"Pin Dao Yunzhi, I have seen Junior Brother Qi." Yun Zhi smiled at him, "I have seen Master Qi, you look a lot like him, especially your eyebrows, which are carved out of a mold. You can be fooled. Guo Zhaoran, that idiot, can't fool me."
These words were like a piece of burning iron, which slammed into Qi Yin's heart. He turned his head and happened to be facing the red lacquered pillar of the archway. His face was reflected in it, with long black eyebrows and swarthy eyes. Are they the same as that man? He felt disgusted, put on a mild smile, and said, "Don't need to say more, Taoist priest, anyway, someone is going to Xianshan, this matter is rotten in the stomach, Qi Yin said goodbye."
"I didn't come to persuade you to go to Wufang Mountain, I just feel disappointed." Yun Zhi looked at him with a smile, "I met Uncle Qi when I was seven years old. Uncle Qi is proud and handsome, standing among the disciples, like standing out from the crowd. , Guanghua is hard to hide. When I came here this time, I thought that his child should be like him, even if it is not comparable, it will not be much worse. I just didn't expect that his son would be like this... " Yun Zhi paused for a while, As if thinking about a word to describe it, he finally said, "Wool."
"..." Qi Yin raised her eyes to look at him, "My dear fellow, speak directly."
Yun Zhi hung the corners of his mouth and laughed mockingly, he continued: "Zhao Ran said that your mother you are not angry, your mother pulled you hard, and I heard that you were dragged into the water by the water ghost in the end. Zhao Ran is disrespectful to your mother. , are you not angry at all?"
Qi Yin took a breath and was about to say something when Fu Lan suddenly said, "Are you bullying him?"
Yun Zhi froze for a moment and looked at him.
Fu Lan said, "If you bully him, I will kill you."
When he said this, there was no expression at all, as if he was saying ordinary words like "Have you eaten?" Qi Yin was frightened by him, worried that this fool was really doing something out of the ordinary, and hurriedly dragged him behind, knowing to Yun: "Okay, Yun knows you're long, you're right, I'm just such a fool. You guys It doesn't matter how you scold me, I'm just like this, I'm not worthy of the name of your uncle Qi's son. It's okay now, let us go."
Yun Zhi looked at him for a while, then bowed his hands and took a step back.
Qi Yin pulled Fu Lan out, and the black cat followed behind Fu Lan. Yun Zhi looked at the two men and one cat, and suddenly said: "Qi Yin, if I say that Wufangshan is now making fun of your mother, and if there is a woman who seduces Wufangshan's disciples beyond her own capabilities, she will be ridiculed immediately as '' Meng Furen, can you bear it like that?"
Meng Fu Niang is his mother, he hadn't heard this name for many years. Qi Yin took a step and turned back slowly.
There is clearly a fire burning in his heart, but the more this time comes, the more Qi Yin doesn't want to move. At that time, squatting under the window and hearing the conspiracy of the aunt's family, he was so angry that he wanted to go in and scold them one by one, but he finally went out alone and kicked stones on the flagstone road.
He knew that Wufangshan looked down on him and his mother, what could he do? He is such a failed person. His father did not love his mother and died early, and the girl he liked has not had time to propose marriage, and she has already been an aunt to others. At most, he played with caution, swapped his aunt's beauty soup, made her smash the scandal at home, made his house uneasy, and then ran away from home to protest without a word. This was his biggest counterattack.
But he didn't expect that in the end, his aunt's family was destroyed, and his heart full of joys, joys, and anger were all emptied. The strange bird man's body was covered in blood, which made him dizzy.
"You guys are great at cultivating immortals." Qi Yin gave up on himself, and shrugged his shoulders, "I'm an ordinary commoner, and it's not like you can fly anywhere. I'm doing your own father's work, what a shit without Fangshan, I'll play with my mother! But can I?" Qi Yin smiled boringly, and answered this by himself, "I can't. ."
Fu Lan poked his back and said, "I can."
The impatience and anger finally broke, Qi Yin turned her head and scolded: "You shut up Laozi, and then I will beat you first!"
After speaking, Qi Yin regretted it. Although this fool was annoying, he saved his life. Seeing Fu Lan staring blankly at him with wide eyes, Qi Yin felt powerless and sad, and sighed deeply.
"Qi Yin, calm down." Yun Zhi didn't care about Qi Yin's anger at all, and said, "Qi Yin, how about I show you a clear path? As far as I know, you have no relatives, even if you want to hide, There is nowhere to go now. If you don’t go to Wufang Mountain, there are other places to go.”
The black cat bit Qi Yin's trousers. It has no demonic aura, and there are other people around, it has to pretend to be an ordinary cat, it is inconvenient to speak, so it has to signal to Qi Yin that he can follow them to the southern border.
"Forgot to mention, I'm not from Wufang Mountain," Yunzhi held the sword, his eyes were bright, "I sent Xianshan, called 'Fenghui'. We have always been at odds with Wufang Mountain, and my master asked me to come. Grab you, but fortunately Zhao Ran didn't recognize you, otherwise we'd have to fight."
"Oh," Qi Yin said indifferently, "Niaoshan, don't go."
"Think about it. When you are successful, you can hit anyone you want. I've seen Zhao Ran as disgusting, so let's beat him with a sack together." Yun Zhi said with a smile.
Qi Yin walked out without looking back.
"Hey, Qi Yin," Yun Zhi called to him from a distance, "you don't want to know, what kind of avenue of longevity your father dreamed of abandoning his wife and children?"
Qi Yin stopped.
Yun Zhi walked up to him and said sternly: "Your mother was dragged away by a water ghost, and you were only five years old at that time. Qi Yin, if you can cultivate the supreme sword heart, you will become an invincible sword. In the face of difficulties and obstacles one day, relatives and friends will also have a sword to protect them when they are in danger."
Qi Yin sighed and said, "I don't want to be a bachelor."
"I'll be vulgar again after I've learned it." Yun Zhi raised his eyebrows.
The black cat was still biting his trouser legs with perseverance, and the trouser legs were bitten. Qi Yin's heart is very complicated, what's going on now? He has become a treasure, and everyone wants him. But he didn't feel happy at all, and felt gloomy in his heart, as if a big stone had been pressed down.
Closing his eyes, he seemed to see his blurred mother being dragged into the river by a pale water ghost, while he felt nothing on the shore. Turning around again, the strange bird of the Yao family stretched out from Auntie's mouth and hissed at him.
It turned out that without the power to tie the chicken, it could only be slaughtered by others. But can a person who is used to being a swallow bird really become a Honghu soaring for nine days
"If I go back and regret it, can I come back down the mountain?" Qi Yin asked hesitantly.
"Of course you can." Yun knew, "I will send you my sword in person."
Anyway, there is nowhere to go, there is a place to sleep and eat. Qi Yin was ruthless and said, "Then I will try it."
Yun Zhi was about to be happy when he looked down and saw that the black cat was still pulling on Qi Yin's trousers. Yun Zhi poked it with his scabbard and asked, "What's wrong with this cat?"
Qi Yin turned his head to look at Fu Lan, who was standing beside the red pillar of the archway, standing like a dark shadow. He remembered that this guy, like him, had neither father nor mother, and couldn't help feeling sad. Probably without parents, they would want to get married earlier, so that they can have a warm embrace earlier, and snuggle with each other under the silent and cold eaves.
"Dog, do you want to regret your marriage?" Fu Lan looked at him quietly.
"..." Yun Zhi scratched his head, "Uh, Qi Yin, you may have to learn from your father and give up."
Qi Yin is helpless, big brother, although you are very pitiful, you are also a man who tear up strange birds with your bare hands, can you not pretend to be a resentful woman? Also, he's not called a puppy!
"However..." Yun Zhi raised his chin towards Fu Lan, "Demon, I don't think you are too demonic, and you will be in the demon realm soon. That kid Zhaoran is right. Good. Do you want to go up to the Phoenix to the Mountain with you, as long as you don't go too far on the mountain and don't let the teacher find out."
I have heard of the famous black cat of "Feng Huanshan", one of the four immortal mountains, a place specializing in Niubi-nosed Taoist priests. Their demons and Taoists are natural enemies, how can they enter the den of thieves? But Qi Yin didn't listen to advice. Just as he was anxious, Fu Lan had already spoken, "I'll go."
The black cat was stunned, turned his head to look, Fu Lan's expression was light, as if he didn't know the difficulty and danger of this road.
"What's your name?" Yun Zhi asked.
"Fulan."
There was silence under the archway for a moment, Yunzhi covered his stomach and laughed, "What did your father think? Why did you name a pig for you?"
Black Cat: "… "
Fu Lan: "… "