When Shi Wudu was young, he drank Miss Liu Fenglu and almost drank his life. Later, about a millennium after the disaster, he accidentally came back to life and developed a weak constitution. Since then, he has been very afraid of the cold. When it comes to winter It is easy to catch a cold and cough.
Later, when he grew up, he was struck by lightning for doing bad things, and almost killed his life. Later, he was still a scourge for thousands of years, and he accidentally came back to life. After getting a new body, I have been afraid of cold and heat since then. I really treat myself like a plant, and I don’t go out of the house during the dog days.
Bai Li was very worried, so he specially went to Daputi Mountain, carefully observed the sacred tree Bodhi tree, and found that it is neither afraid of cold nor heat, it grows with the grass and trees in summer, and the leaves are fragrant. , it is still evergreen.
He was very confused and asked the suzerain what was going on: "Why does he feel very cold in winter?"
The suzerain replied: "You will also feel very cold in winter."
Bai Li then asked again: "Then why does he lose energy during the dog days?"
The great suzerain said: "People will lose energy in the dog days."
Bai Li thought for a while, and felt that it made sense, but he was still worried, and said, "But he wasn't so delicate before."
The suzerain replied concisely: "If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to expose the tiles."
Bai Li glanced at him, recalling the time when the old man asked him to weave a straw man last time, he felt that he knew nothing but cheating and farting, so he left.
Shi Wuduan used to say that he could not be free, but now he is finally free, but he didn't see where he went everywhere, instead he lived a life of not going out of the gate, not going out when it was cold, and not going out when it was hot. Don't go out, don't go out when it's windy and rainy, the wind must be sunny, the sun must not be too poisonous, then he will lazily stroll out of the small yard on the mountainside like a shellless bastard , Go to the back mountain to hang around.
It seems that "freedom" to him is just a feeling.
In his own words: "It's like, if I'm locked in a room, I might try my best to run out every day, and I'd rather fight to the death to get out, but, if I'm like this , I can go wherever I want, the most I can do is to think about it, and after I think about it, I have a look, the sun is so big, I don’t bother to move.”
When he said this, the two were lying side by side on the roof, with a round moon on top of their heads, and a pot of wine in the middle. They were probably held by Bai Li, and Shi Wudu didn't want to talk to him. Rob, anyway, the wine is light and not intoxicating.
After hearing what he said, Bai Li said, "Then come here."
Shi Wudu turned his head to look at him, Bai Li turned sideways, stretched his arms, grabbed him and hugged him, rubbed him coquettishly, then frowned and muttered: "Mmm..."
Shi Wuduan asked: "What?"
Bai Li said rather distressed: "What you said sounds reasonable, but it's actually not the case."
Shi Wuyuan was puzzled and said, "Why isn't that the case?"
Bai Li said: "For example, if I want to hug you now, I will hug you, and I can touch wherever I want, but I am still not satisfied, and I want to do something else."
As he said, his hands had already slipped into Shi Wuduan's collar and rubbed his fingers against his shirt, but he didn't poke inside, and softly called out: "Unprovoked..."
Shi Wuduan grabbed his wrist and asked, "Have you reached the estrus period?"
Bai Li said frankly: "I was thinking about it every night when I slept next to you, but you went to bed too early, and I was afraid of waking you up, so I held back."
If someone else was around, he would consider saving face for Shi Wudu, and Bai Li would consider it for a while, and he would not say a word if he was too lazy to think about it, but there were only the two of them in the small yard on the mountainside, anyway, Shi Wudu would not be able to do it because of a few people. A sentence was awkward with him, so he said something.
He plausibly said: "It's good for the two of us, together, don't we never do this kind of thing?"
Shi Wuduan thought for a while, and felt that this remark was reasonable. Being rubbed by him made him feel quite uncomfortable, so he put his elbows on the roof for a while, turned over to hold Bai Li down, and grabbed his wrist. The hand moved up a little bit, hooked Baili's palm, narrowed his eyes and smiled, and said: "Okay, then I will serve Master Bai."
Bai Li's throat moved with difficulty, Shi Wudu lowered his head, and licked the corner of his mouth calmly, like a thousand-year-old lover, Bai Li looked at his approaching face, closed his eyes and immediately Open it, as if reluctant to lose sight of him.
later…
Then Bai Li suddenly turned over, pressed Shi Wuduan's hand, and said, "Why are you so careless?"
Shi Wuduan said patiently: "Little lady, being a husband is not to be careless, but to be hands-on."
Bai Li said bluntly: "You are pretending to move your hands and feet, but you don't even know where to move it?"
Shi Wudu pushed him away, pinning his legs with his knees: "I know!"
Bai Li pounced on him again: "You know what a fart."
Shi Wudu asked back: "Don't you know? Who made me have a fever for several days last time?"
Bai Li paused for a moment, as if recalling the past, he felt a little sorry for him, and after a moment of distraction, Shi Wuyuan used brute force to suppress him again.
So Bai Li whispered: "I know...I hurt you last time, and then I bought a book to read."
Shi Wuduan didn't seem to hear clearly, and said in horror: "What did you buy?"
"A booklet in the market place." Bai Li didn't seem to think it was a trivial thing at all, and said openly, "It's just to teach two people how to do together. There are pictures step by step, and I will write them down one by one. gone."
... as if what he was reading was not some "Longyang Eighteen Styles", but a martial arts secret book!
Shi Wuyuan was at a loss for words... He really hadn't read this one.
His eyes are wide open, his eyeballs are rolling around, and his eyelashes are fluttering, as if in sync with the breath on his face. I don't know if he is recalling what was taught in the booklet, but Bai Li feels in his heart. As soon as it got hot, his hands moved down behind Shi Wu's back, touching his crotch...
Shi Wuduan suddenly said: "No, you are talking on paper."
So the two started pinching again, rolling over and over on the roof, and ended up rolling off the roof together.
Bai Li hugged him, turned around briskly in the air, and landed on the ground with both feet, who knew that this foot stepped on the vegetable field next to the small courtyard. There was only a soft sound, and a puff of white smoke fell from the ground. popped out.
Bai Li had an ominous premonition—
The vegetable plot in his small courtyard is not for growing vegetables, but for playing with formations for no reason when Shi has nothing to do.
Shi Wuduan only felt that the arm holding him loosened. If he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have almost been thrown to the ground. Then he turned his head... and saw that Bai Li was stepping on a formation of small stones with one foot, and he turned into a child about ten years old, with an adult-like bun on his head, but the fox ears It got out from the top of its head and looked at him expressionlessly.
Shi Wuduan endured it for a long time, lowered his head and raised his head again, finally couldn't help it, took two steps back and laughed loudly.
Bai Li said angrily: "What are you laughing at..."
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he closed his mouth, and what came out of his mouth was a soft child's voice, as if he was acting like a baby.
He took a deep breath, lowered his voice as much as possible, and said, "What the hell is this, please explain it to me quickly."
Shi Wuduan squatted on the ground, looked him up and down with his chin in his hand, and said: "This... is called the Bound Immortal Formation, no matter how much you can do it, if you step on it, you will lose your cultivation within an hour, little monster , and was beaten back to the original form, thinking that you can't turn into a little fox, you can only turn into a young child with fox ears."
As he spoke, he put his palms together over Bai Li's ears, and held them in his hands to play. Bai Li's face turned red, and he shouted sternly, "What are you touching!"
"Oh, you can't touch this place?" The more Bai Li dodged, Shi Wudu became more energetic.
The vegetable garden was full of traps set up by this idle man, even Bai Li didn't dare to step on it casually, so he could only shrink into a ball and let him tease him. Xiao Baili hugged him out of the vegetable garden, and seeing him memorizing the route under his feet, he lazily said: "Don't look at it, this will change every day, with your brain that can't even pay for it when you buy vegetables , will not understand."
Bai Li turned sideways and bit his neck.
It didn't hurt anyway, so Shi Wuduan patted him on the back and said, "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, although you have been handsome since you were a child, your husband would never do such an animal thing."
Bai Li didn't say a word, but faintly sensed the force suppressing him, so he resisted wholeheartedly.
Shi Wudu had no sense of crisis, carried Bai Li all the way into the house, and then put him on the bed, seeing how his legs couldn't reach the ground, it was really fun no matter how you looked at it, so he lowered his head and secretly laughed After waiting for a long time, fetching a basin of water, coaxing him with a smile, he said, "Baby, after wiping your face, Daddy will undress you."
With Bai Li's current appearance, the clothes on his body were too long and too wide, dragging on the ground.
When Shi Wuduan turned around, Bai Li lowered his head and stared at his sleeves, only to see that the sleeves trembled for a moment, then shortened bit by bit, until it became a shape that fit him.
Bai Li didn't say a word, but there was a smile on his face, and when Shi Wuduan turned around, the sleeve returned to its original shape.
He sat there sternly, like a little doll pretending to be an adult.
When Shi Wudu finished wiping his face like playing with a doll, and raised his hand to take off his clothes, Bai Li raised his hand to stop him, and said, "Take off first."
Shi Wudu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "You are already like this, what else do you want to do?"
Bai Li ignored him, rushed over and stretched out his hand to untie his belt, Shi Wuduan opened his hands as if coaxing him to play, and tossed him casually, seeing that Bai Li was about to strip him naked, he said slowly: "Okay. All right, leave one for me, it's cold at night."
The words hadn't finished yet, a sudden flash before his eyes, the weight of Bai Li kneeling on his knees suddenly dropped a lot, before Shi Wuduan had time to react, he was pinned to the bed by his shoulders, and Bai Li returned to his original state He sneered and said: "Your little trick can trap others for an hour, can it also trap me?"
Shi Wuduan said "Ah", and immediately changed the direction of the wind, and corrected faster than when he was beaten when he was a child, and said in his mouth: "I was wrong, I was wrong, ah... daughter-in-law, don't pick it up, it's cold... Hey, hey!"
What about later... Anyway, Bai Li won't let him freeze, the guards all understand, don't take anything wrong.
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The years are gurgling.
Taizu Gu Huaiyang established Dayuan, passed away in thirteen years, passed on to the crown prince, and the crown prince was renamed "Duanrui".
In the second year of Duanrui, the general Wang Mengzhongyong and his wife retired, and the emperor asked him to stay again and again, so he resigned and was granted permission.
In the sixth year of Duanrui, the third prince Lu Yunzhou died of illness, and died in his bed. Later generations commented: Loyalty throughout his life, no false words.
Many things appeared, many things disappeared, and many things became legends.
As Shi Wuduan once designed, goblins never appeared in the world again, and occasionally one or two little goblins strayed in, and they would be dealt with quickly. Over time, goblins finally only existed between folk tales.
The pope, who had been glorious for thousands of years, finally disappeared in people's memory with the inheritance and forgetting of generations. The scholars of later generations only knew that the so-called "pope" was a special party in the court and no longer believed in it. There is a matter of cultivating Taoism.
The world where immortals and demons coexist has become a secret buried under thousands of feet.
As for those who are still alive and still remember, there is no stage for them, so they slowly retreated behind the scenes and became the legendary "hidden strangers".
Jiulu Mountain gradually became a barren mountain, and later, the son of Taizu's son issued an imperial decree to draw it to the nearby Chaozhou territory, ordering the governor of Chaozhou to lead people to open the mountain, so that the local farmers raised tea trees on it, I don't know if it is true The aura of many years ago was vaguely affected. Jiulu camellia tastes sweet and has a long aftertaste. It was once a tribute tea from Da Nei. Can real people receive incense
The valley bottom of Tantric Buddhism was washed away by a big mountain torrent two hundred years later, and then Sanghai Sangtian changed several times, and it became a place with excellent scenery for outing.
The Great Supremacy of the Mahayana Pope, as early as Emperor Duanrui was in power, passed on to his disciples and wandered away. Some people said that he died overseas, while others said that he went to the deserted land in the southwest to preach alone. , and later became a fairy in the world, anyway, no one has seen him again.
Since then, the Mahayana pope has had several ups and downs, was once forgotten, and once again became a belief that everyone believed in, from the emperor's ministers to the common people. A bunch of articles.
However, people no longer know what the word "Pope" once meant.
That was... many, many years later.
And the six magic mountains where the last ascetics went to garrison were gradually forgotten. Over time, in order to reduce the court budget, they were changed into post stations.
The sun, the moon and the stars have shifted, and the wind and frost have lasted for a hundred years. Xia Duanfang carved all the classics left by Shi Wuduan on the stone, and the handwriting on the stone was finally smoothed. So far, there is not even a trace of the earth-shattering war. Clue.
As if it never existed.
The three words Shi Wuduan finally left a mysterious name. All the records about him started from the weird boy that Emperor Taizu picked up during a riot, and when Taizu appointed the king to send a general, he said "like me!" "Children", until he was given the title of "Six Princes".
There is no hereditary, because he has no heirs, and he has not built a temple, because he does not know where his hometown is.
He seemed to have come from another world, but unfortunately fell into the human world. He only made a passerby once, and left nothing but his reputation.
As time passed, there were many rumors about him. Some people said that he was a down-and-out nobleman, some said that he was sent by the gods to change the dynasty, and some said that he was just a counselor. The rumors about him were mostly deductive and exaggerated. As for the ending, the orthodox saying is that he died in the last battle when Taizu led his troops to besiege the Pingyang imperial capital. More wildly, he retreated bravely in a torrent, and after helping Taizu achieve great things, He took his family and lived in seclusion in the mountains.
"Little ion, come here, look."
In the small tea shed next to the ancient road, there were two passers-by.
Passers-by had to take a second look at the two of them, only to see a boy who looked like a young man, wearing a big sun-shading hat on his head, with his trouser legs rolled up one long and one short, sitting on a bench, with one leg dangling , holding a dilapidated history book that I don’t know where to get, and a weird qin on the back—it looks like a zither, but it has a lot more strings than the usual zither. The other young man looks very handsome, but he only wears a longbow. Judging by his appearance, he might be someone from the world, and he might not be easy to mess with.
Pointing to a passage in the book, the young man read: "The six kings did nothing for no reason, their birth and death are unknown, they are resourceful, unattractive, thin and sick, with a sharp mouse-like face..."
The man with the longbow was choking on the tea, he quickly raised his sleeve to cover the water stains at the corner of his mouth, and a smile appeared in his eyes.
The boy lowered his voice and said angrily: "He actually called me a rat! Am I thin? Am I ugly? Do I look like a mouse?"
The man with the bow on his back took the book, flipped over the cover, and saw that it read: The original book, Xia Duanfang.
That young man was actually Shi Wuduan who was said to have been dead for a thousand or eight hundred years. He said, "Let's go, let's dig the ancestral grave of Xia."
Bai Li said: "Are you lacking morality?"
As he spoke, he opened the book, and after a while, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said, "Why is everything that mentions you a compliment?"
Shi Wuduan said: "Hmph."
Bai Li thought for a while, closed the book, lowered his voice a bit, and asked, "By the way, for no reason, there is one thing I wanted to ask you just now. Now the Magic Mountain has changed its name several times. It has even become a post station, won’t there be any problems?”
Shi Wuduan brought the "Original Book" over, began to tear up the book with a look of resentment, and said casually: "What's the problem? Back then, I used a ghost disk to pretend to be a star, and sealed all the six conversion exits of the six rounds. Separate the Demon Sect from the human world long ago, otherwise why do you think I should be punished by lightning?"
Bai Li was dumbfounded for a moment, then said puzzled, "The six magic mountains are..."
"Of course they were fooled." Shi Wuduan said bluntly, "otherwise, how can we arrange for those fellow Taoists who are strangely capable? With the unstable thing of the entrance of the Magic Mountain, they, the men who take the rise and fall of the world as their own responsibility, must be If you want to sacrifice yourself and do more work for others, I won’t find trouble for them. Is it possible to let them fight for power in the court, and then install some new popes, so as to bring back that set? At that time, if my elder brother wants to Cleaning up, maybe it will get the reputation of 'killing the donkey'."
Bai Li: "..."
After a while, he finally couldn't help but said: "I think Xia Duanfang figured it out in his later years."
Shi Wuduan said: "I don't have many things left, but if he is smart enough to study and understand, he must understand later."
Bai Li paused, and said: "He wrote you like this, probably because you are in his heart, and it really came from his heart."
Shi Wuduan was silent for a while, lowered his head and thought for a while, and after a while, raised his head and said: "Xia Duanfang loved collecting money all his life, and the small treasury was very interesting during the war. I said that the world is impermanent, only brother Kong Fang is eternal, after death there must be many funerals, we can rob the rich and help the poor, how about it?"
Bai Li: "..."
For a moment, he thought that Shi Wudu was guilty of cheating such a large group of people, but now he realized that he was thinking too much.
"You also followed the incense money that the believers on Jiulu Mountain threw into the Tea Immortal Ancestral Hall." Bai Li said rather weakly.
Shi Wuduan said: "My master won't mind."
"You also broke off a section of the great Bodhi tree on the Mahayana pope."
"Born from the same root."
"Last night, you drew a formation at the entrance of the hotel where you were staying. The little girl called Zao walked around there for two hours, and she was so scared that she peed on her pants."
"It's a black shop. Didn't you notice the smell of sweat medicine in the tea?"
"You are only a piece of wood, what are you afraid of sweating? When you meet such a bad person, you can kill him with a knife."
Shi Wuduan said confidently: "What's the fun in that? Oh, yes, I also left a charm at the door of their house. From now on, the boss who looks like a human bun will have sex dreams every day."
Bai Li sighed, and asked, "What else did you do? Why don't you sleep well and go out over the wall in the middle of the night?"
Shi Wuyuan confessed honestly: "I also put the other half of the yin charm on the door of the county magistrate's house. The two of them can meet with hysteria tonight, which just happens to let the gang of officials and gangsters get their name back. Look at the big lady boss The ability to catch rape."
Bai Li couldn't help but flicked him on the forehead, and commented: "You old ghost who is too idle."
Shi Wuduan stood up, put the book he had torn into pieces into his bosom, and planned to stuff it into Xia Duanfang's coffin, then threw down the tea money, and said with a smile, "You think I'm old? Break first."
Bai Li walked over, walked side by side with him, did not shy away from others, held his hand generously, and said, "How dare you, am I old too?"
Shi Wuduan tilted his head and glanced at him: "I'm not dead."
"If you don't grow old and never die, with your laziness, you won't be able to complete these three mountains and six rivers in your life."
"A man moves to live, a tree moves to die—I am a tree now."
"I see that you are living well moving around, just pouring some bad water is enough..."
They walked leisurely on the smoky official road, not in a hurry, anyway, the future is long.
There are only a few pens in the history, but the name "Shi Wuduan" will be engraved in every inch of rivers and mountains.
The Yangtze River flows for three thousand miles, and the moon is bright in the sky for three thousand miles.
But now, the grievances are dead, I just want to be a pair of annoying old urchins with you.