Huangfu Taiming laughed, and said: "Don't worry, Xiaodouzi must report my whereabouts according to the rules, but he is my person after all, and he is very clear about what should be said and what should not be said. I have already ordered the necessary things, and he will not report them. Moreover, it is not me, a prince, who makes friends with Green Forest Yingjie. My father takes care of everything every day, and we children do not ask too much. This is pretty good, I made friends with a hero like Brother Zhan, and among my brothers, there is still a school of my own, selling private salt secretly... What's more, Father has always had complicated feelings for King Ying, even if If he knows about this, he probably will pretend not to know..."
puff-
A sip of water and wine came out.
Not to mention Zhan Yu and Ye Qingxuan, the brothers around who heard this all looked like they had seen a living ghost. These are relatives of the emperor, and there are even some who take the lead in gangsters. It's a goddamn miracle that they managed it and they haven't lost their cards yet.
"Hey, I said that your Huangfu family has a bad family style, how can you do such wicked things?" Ah Yuan shouted, pulling his neck.
Everyone laughed.
Huangfu Taiming also drank a little wet, and his mouth didn't have a handle.
"Then what's the matter? I think the members of our royal family are pretty good today. You don't know, my uncle was the prince who was taken away by my father. He opened a shop in Zhongzhou and Jiangnan. A high-end kiln, not to mention other places, is the "Closed Moon Shame Flower Boat" on the Qinhuai River, a famous kiln in the whole country, right? The head of the kiln inside is the first emperor, my emperor's grandfather just married a few days ago. He's thrown in a roll and used to be his grandma's whore... What the hell do you have?"
boom-
Everyone laughed.
It is said that the former deposed prince is a bastard, but he did not expect to actually dare to do such a thing. The Shenwu Continent is originally a world of martial arts, and the royal family is just an official uniform organization serving the martial arts faction. In terms of status, there is no How much more prominent than the martial arts school, so people don't feel that the royal family is absurd, and they will feel that the country is not good. It's just a joke, so there's nothing to talk about.
"Hehe, I don't understand your royal family relationship, nor your brother relationship..." Zhan Yu shook his head and sighed, toasted Huangfu Taiming with a glass of wine, and drank it all by himself.
Huangfu Taiming smiled and drank the wine in his glass.
Ye Qingxuan interjected: "I can't control the feelings, family, friendship, and love around you. I only know that the one who can sit under this roof and drink with me is my brother. Come on, have another drink..."
Ah Yuan on the side was the most out of shape, suddenly slapped his forehead, stood up holding the wine glass in his hand and shouted loudly: "Hey, let me tell you guys, what do you think of our Xiao Ming?"
"Not bad... definitely good..."
"Xiao Ming is such a good boy..."
"Yeah, born in the royal family, but with a good temper like a shy little girl, it's rare..."
Hahaha…
"Ah, Ah Yuan, you, what the hell are you going to say?" Ruhua slammed the table and shouted loudly.
Ah Yuan drank the glass of wine abruptly, and said, "Let me tell you, since Xiao Ming is so righteous and a good person, why don't our brothers recommend him to be emperor..."
puff-
Ye Qingxuan spat out the water and wine from his mouth again.
It's over, these bastards dare to rebel after drinking a few cups of cat urine...
Ye Qingxuan hurriedly wanted to smooth things over, so Huangfu Taiming's honest gentleman and cowardice must not piss out of fright...
As a result, when I turned around, I saw Huangfu Taiming slapping the table and laughing loudly, and shouted: "Okay, okay, you can push it if you have the ability, and I will give you a note when the matter is over. You can go to the unowned mountain on the boundary of the dynasty." Pick, after picking, I will make you a big bed, build a big house, you will be a master, and then I will match you with a big woman, and I will let you torment... "
The crowd applauded loudly, this one said they want Zijin Mountain, that one said they wanted Yijian Villa, and some said they wanted Lingyun Palace, all of them threw off their lips and went so far as to say...
Well, this bunch of goods are all drunk...
Ye Qingxuan wanted to cry without tears, and told the disciples of Qingyun Temple outside the door to watch around quickly, don't let outsiders come over, a group of rebel terrorists will appear here soon...
Two hours later, Ye Qingxuan sent away the last brother who was so drunk that he didn't know the north and south. When he turned the intersection, he saw Ah Yuan smiling and waiting for him at the intersection. He still looked drunk just now.
"Isn't it? You can still pretend to be drunk if you drink with my brothers?"
"I didn't pretend to be drunk, I was really drunk... But after I went back, I remembered that there was something else to do, so I used my kung fu to force out the alcohol." A Yuan came over and put his arm around Ye Qingxuan's shoulders, and walked towards the pavilion next to him, "Brother Ye, Brother Ye, Grandpa Ye..."
"Stop it, it's useless to call grandpa, let's talk about things first..." Ye Qingxuan finally convinced this fast-talking braggart.
Ah Yuan smiled, and said: "Brother Ye, look, I know you are not a mortal, and I have taken care of everything that brothers can take care of, but there is still something I want to ask you..."
"Tell me, I'll do—"
"Zhouyi—" Ah Yuan said excitedly: "You don't know, I, Ah Yuan, is also a child of a rich family, but it's just that my family fell into ruin, so I fell into the rivers and lakes, and I have nothing to eat..."
"Just you? Return to a rich family?" Ye Qingxuan pursed his lips to express his disbelief.
A Yuan clicked his tongue and said, "Look, brothers are honest with each other, why am I lying to you? Show you something..."
A Yuan conveniently took out a jade pendant from his bosom, the translucent suet white jade, very valuable, it is the most common jade pendant for children, with a dragon and a phoenix on it, surrounded by three words in the middle, "Meng Yuanyun".
"Meng Yuanjun? Where did you steal this thing? Hurry up and return it..."
"Master, this is mine, really mine..."
"Isn't it stolen?"
A Yuan raised his hand and swore: "I swear, this jade pendant is really mine, and my name is also mine. My brother's name is Meng Yuanyun. What a poetic and grand name... Alas, it's a pity that he is a thief."
Ye Qingxuan asked suspiciously: "Since you have such a good name, why don't you use it? Every day you call 'A Yuan' and 'A Yuan', don't you feel uncomfortable?"
"It doesn't matter if I'm called Ah Yuan, it sounds kind, but no one knows that my 'A Yuan' is actually called 'Meng Yuanyun', so I feel aggrieved sometimes."
Ye Qingxuan didn't understand, "Then you call me back..."
"You don't understand," Ah Yuan said, holding the jade pendant close to his body, "The luckiest thing in my life is that my master picked it up, adopted him, and passed on all my abilities... But I have been persuaded by my master since I was a child, to revive the family, to be an upright person, not to spend a lifetime in Buddhism, and to be a thief until death... "
Ye Qingxuan understood somewhat, but he also felt that it didn't matter, what's so bad about being a thief, the handsome thief Chu Liuxiang, is quite sexy. But this is related to Ah Yuan's lifelong dream, so Ye Qingxuan did not interrupt, but listened quietly.
A Yuan said slowly: "My biggest dream in this life is to be an upright person, not to stare at others mischievously, to see which one is a fat sheep and which one is an official errand...Meng Yuanyun, it was when I thought that in the future I would no longer wander around the Buddhist sect, You can only use a name when you are famous in the Jianghu. This name is sacred, and I will never let others add any bad comments in front of this name... Do you understand?"
Ye Qingxuan nodded.
This is an aspiring young man who has been looked down upon and ridiculed by others when he was a child. Although his small wish is not as great as serving the country and the people, it is still respected.
He wants to be a man with a straight back, to be respected and admired by others... This is a good thing, no one can laugh at the ideals of a person with upright ideals.
"I see what you mean. All along, I have given you the opportunity to make you a better thief, but this is not what you want. You want to be like us, walking in the light without sneaking A human being... right?"
A Yuan nodded.
"No problem, you are my brother, your dream is my dream..."
Ye Qingxuan patted Ah Yuan's shoulder, no, it was Meng Yuanyun's shoulder, and asked: "To be honest, what is your best quality? I think we have to go right, our heart is right, and this martial art has to be right, ah You don't have to be embarrassed, you might as well just say it, your best skill... "
A Yuan chuckled, and said: "You also know that my master is the number one thief in the world, and his greatest ability has also been entrusted to me. Apart from lightness kung fu, hey, this lightness kung fu is actually not my master's most powerful ability. The greatest skill is this..."
Ah Yuan stretched out his two hands proudly, and said confidently: "My master said, my hands are the most dexterous hands in the world, and the fastest hands. Paint a face on your ass, that bitch doesn't even know..."
What kind of metaphor is this, Ye Qingxuan can't laugh or cry.
A yellow light flashed, and a copper coin appeared in Meng Yuanjun's hand, and said: "It's useless to just talk, I'll show you..."
As soon as the words fell, Meng Yuanjun flicked the copper coin in his hand, and Meng Yuanjun stretched out his right hand. The copper coin seemed to come to life, flipping back and forth on his right hand, like a lively elf, jumping back and forth, neither regular nor rhythmic , is a complete mess. But Ye Qingxuan knows that the more such an operation is, the more difficult it is, because once there is a rhythm, he can predict the next step and the direction of the next step of the copper coin, so that before the copper coin is sold, it will be more difficult. Waiting for its arrival on a fixed place...
So the more irregular, rhythmless, and casual jumping, the more difficult it is to control.