"I don't want your martial arts, I want you to promise one thing..."
"Anything is fine, just don't get involved with me..."
"That's fine, as long as you agree to 'not recognize the result of our contest'!"
"The result of the martial arts competition? Okay, I'll go and tell the people at Nanlong Mountain Villa that you beat me just now, so I will automatically withdraw from the competition and let you continue the competition, okay?" Ye Qingxuan had no idea at this time, so he just Thinking of getting rid of such a dog skin plaster.
"You don't have to change the result, as long as you say yes and admit 'I don't recognize the result of that match'."
Ye Qingxuan was confused about whether he admitted it or not, but at least he could satisfy his request and not have anything to do with this bastard.
"Okay, I promise you—" Ye Qingxuan roared loudly, for fear that others would not hear him, and the bastard would renege on his debt later.
The crowd around fell silent, staring fixedly at the two protagonists in the arena, as if they had fulfilled some agreement.
"Then you always admit 'I don't recognize the result of our match just now'?"
Everyone around looked at Ye Qingxuan!
"Yes, I admit it!"
"Let's high-five and swear, we will never go back on our word!"
Ye Qingxuan stretched out his palm, slapped, made an alliance with Guibiesheng's three palms, and never regretted it!
"Hurry up and let go, let's go—" Ye Qingxuan couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, I don't care how he can brag with others when he goes back? Even if it was me who cheated and cheated and won him, or he lost to me on purpose, it doesn't matter, just get the hell out of here!
"It's done—"
Gui Biesheng immediately let go of his hands, straightened his clothes, and knelt down in front of Ye Qingxuan with a groan, making Ye Qingxuan jump up so high in fright, "Bastard, what kind of moth are you trying to fix?"
"Father, daddy—godfather, please be respected by your son—"
Boom, boom, three loud noises, hitting the ground...
On the spot, everyone was stupid!
Ye Qingxuan tentatively asked: "Brother, you, what did you just say? What are you praying for?"
Gui Biesheng knelt on the ground and cupped his hands, saying: "Bai Dad, congratulations on your old age, now you are my father and I am your son..."
"Fart, fart—" Ye Qingxuan was so angry that he jumped to his feet and scolded, "I don't have that much ability, how did I get such an eldest son like you, we have already agreed, as long as you admit what...you have to go anyway, do not bother me… "
Guibiesheng kowtowed, and said: "That's the thing, godfather, you forgot, when we competed in martial arts, we made a bet, as long as I didn't beat you with three moves, you won, if I don't admit it, I am your son... Is that right, do you have that? Now you always agree with 'I don't admit it', I don't know what your son is? We clapped three times just now and everyone saw it. You can't play tricks now, you can't refuse Admit it, you are my godfather, and I am your godson... "
boom…
The crowd around burst into laughter.
Ye Qingxuan felt his face swell, and he deliberately refused to admit it, "Don't talk nonsense, is that what I said at the time?"
There is no need for Gui Biesheng to answer, there is a person watching the excitement and not afraid of big things next to him, yelling: "I said it, you said it, many of us heard it during the martial arts competition... Hahaha..."
Ye Qingxuan took a deep breath, knowing that he was moved with affection and reason: "Brother, don't be like this. There are old people in the family, and the old people can't agree. How can there be parents who don't know how to be filial, but go out to find a filial father?" ? Stop making trouble, go back quickly... "
"No, there is no one in the family, and they are all dead. There are two fathers, the first one threw me into the ice and snow, and he loved me to death; Now I am the third... The fortune teller said that I have great blessings, and everyone who is with me can make a fortune and have good luck... "
"Both your two elder fathers were killed by you, and you still have great blessings?"
Gui Biesheng looked innocent, and said: "The fortune teller said, it's because they are too weak to bear such a great fortune, so they are reborn in bliss, if they meet someone with a hard life, especially after death, Uh, I didn't understand it at the time, maybe he was a person who was reborn after the catastrophe. When you meet this kind of person, you will definitely make him a big hit, and you will definitely be able to rise to the top... Look, this sentence "Straight up from the sky" and the rebirth after the disaster , isn't this right for your teacher
Besides, godfather, look at your body and skill, and then look at me, I have to walk in front of you in 80% of my life. Although I can't die for you, you don't have to worry about me worrying about your old family... I only recognize you as a godfather for filial piety, and I will never touch a dime of the legacy of my brothers and sisters... "
The surrounding crowd laughed and smoked no less than ten...
The phrase 'rebirth after death' made Ye Qingxuan's heart skip a beat, and he couldn't help asking: "Which fortune teller told you that?"
"A drunk old Taoist, who is said to be the grand master uncle who is the current head of the Dragon and Tiger Taoist sect..."
The crowd around him burst into laughter again, this time no one believed what he said, they all said he was bragging.
Longhu Daomen in Longhushan, Yangzhou, ranks third among the "Top Ten Sects". It has always been the ancestral home of the Taoist school. The third sect, but has never been involved in affairs of the rivers and lakes, but has a fierce fight with the court. Every sect master is conferred the title of "Heavenly Master" by the emperor himself, and can even be said to be a professional national teacher of the Huangfu Dynasty. , the masters of each dragon and tiger Taoist sect are almost the national teachers of the current dynasty, enjoying the imperial court's offerings, refining elixir for the imperial court, exorcising demons and curing diseases, and in charge of the "Qin Tianjian", observing celestial phenomena, calculating solar terms, and formulating calendars , His subordinates even have the right to confer Taoist priests as officials. Therefore, many of the famous Taoist priests in the Dragon and Tiger Taoist sect are not only figures in the Jianghu, but also officials of the imperial court. Their status is respected and they are extremely special.
The current master of the Dragon and Tiger Taoist sect, Master Mingwu, was bestowed "Zhengyi Honghua Master Mingwu" by the imperial court at the beginning of his ascension to the throne. Then you can't be four or five hundred years old...
"Don't you believe it, it's true..." Gui Biesheng said with straight eyebrows, but there was another burst of wanton laughter. Gui Biesheng lowered his head and murmured, you believe the lie, but don't believe the truth, it's so fucking evil.
Ye Qingxuan's face turned livid and purple, and the purple was turning black. He didn't have the mood to confirm whether what the bastard said was true or not, but at this time, not to mention the crowd around him, even the brothers behind him burst into laughter. On the spot, the Lu sisters and Zhongli Lingqing laughed so much that they cried out in pain, and their stomachs cramped from laughing...
Ye Qingxuan was like looking for a master who could support him. Looking back, the fourth senior sister and the fifth senior brother, needless to say, they laughed heartily, without any scruples, and didn't feel sorry for the little junior brother at all. Liberation meant that even the stern elder brother shook his head and smiled wryly, looking helpless.
Damn, who told you to swear by high-fives with others? Now you don’t even have a wife. A boy of 17 or 18 has a godson in his thirties. It’s really a set...
Meng Yuanyun clutched his stomach and walked forward, couldn't help but patted Ye Qingxuan on the shoulder with a smile, and said, "Recognize me, seventh brother, it's rare for someone to show his sincerity, and you give him a high-five as an oath. I can't escape, admit it...hahaha..." Ignoring Ye Qingxuan's eyes that could kill people, Meng Yuanyun went up to tease the bearded Guibiesheng, and said, "Come on, nephew, I am your sixth uncle , Call Sixth Master to listen..."
"Oh, sixth uncle, my nephew kowtows to you..."
"I am your second uncle..."
"I am your fifth uncle..."
"I am your Fourth Grandpa..."
…
Ye Qingxuan was furious: "You bastards, what are you doing to join in the fun..."
"We are your Aunt Lu and Grandma Lu..."
"Hey, okay, grandparents, uncles and aunts... My nephew Guibiesheng kowtows to you..."
Guibiesheng confirmed this son-in-law amidst the booing of the crowd...
Ye Qingxuan wanted to cry, but felt aggrieved.
Today I just let these bastards be betrayed collectively, it's too fucking a thing...
Amidst the shocking laughter, Ye Qingxuan looked around sadly, but couldn't find any comfort. Suddenly, his heart moved a little, and he looked to the high place on the left with a heartbeat, and was close to the tent on the left, one by one. The stunning beauty in white clothes stood there like a proud plum in the snow with a cool fragrance, her clothes flew like flying, with a long jade white sword behind her, she was looking at herself with a smile...
It was Mei Yinxue who I hadn't seen for a long time...
Ye Qingxuan was obsessed with watching it at that time, a mass of warmth exploded in his heart, and all the troubles entangled in his heart were burned away, leaving only the purest happiness and pity...
Ye Qingxuan's unexpected absence immediately attracted everyone's attention. When everyone followed his gaze to the left, the first person who couldn't stand it was that bastard Guibiesheng.
"Oh my god... the fairy, the fairy has descended to earth! Hurry up and slap me, tell me this is not a dream..."
Snapped-
With a crisp sound, Gui Biesheng stared blankly at Ye Qingxuan who gave him a mouth, and was stunned at that moment.
Ye Qingxuan pointed at his nose and cursed: "You son of a bitch, what are you looking at? You have called so many uncles, uncles, and aunts. Now that you are a godmother, don't you hurry up and kowtow?"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck mother!!?"
Gui Biesheng stared, stunned, stretched out his thumb, his plump face like a gong was glistening with excitement, and said in admiration: "Oh, godfather, you are so awesome..."
"Stop talking nonsense and call someone..."
Ye Qingxuan let out a cold snort, Gui Biesheng stepped forward a few steps, and flew two or three meters away, and kneeling in the air, he yelled: "Godmother, godson kowtows to you..."