Jin Yong Martial Arts Otherworld Rampage

Chapter 573: Weird old way

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Monk Ruhua stood up abruptly, about to rush out to kill.

All the brothers hurriedly pressed him down in a panic, Ye Qingxuan patted him on the head, and said with a low voice: "What the hell are you in a hurry for, and they didn't say they were dealing with you, what if they killed you wrong?"

Ru Huajing said with a dazed neck: "How is it possible, at first glance they are one group, here we are the other group, not against us, but against whom?"

Ye Qingxuan glared, and the brothers came forward to persuade him, and Ruhua just sat down resentfully.

Duan Sanshi pretended to be relaxed, and said calmly, "Who could the other party be?"

Ye Qingxuan shook his head, expressing that he was not clear.

There is no way, there are too many enemies, and I don't know which one it is.

Meng Yuanjun pulled out a dog's tail grass from nowhere, put his hands behind his head, bit the grass stem in his mouth, and said indifferently: "Whoever he is, the one who deals with us is the enemy, and the enemy will fall..."

Monk Ruhua immediately interjected: "For so many years, you are the only one who is good at this sentence!"

Everyone couldn't help chuckling.

After a while, the waiter brought up the dishes, and he wanted to eat them like flowers, but was grabbed by Duan Sanshi, smiled at the waiter, and said: "Shop, what good wine is here, come and have a pot..."

The waiter in the shop didn't find anything unusual, so he hurriedly went to drink again.

The elder brothers stared at Ruhua with murderous eyes, Ye Qingxuan gritted his teeth and said: "Fifth Brother, how many times have I told you that when you are outside, you have to test for poison first, and then you eat, no matter how good your martial arts are, you will not be able to do it in the future." I have to die here, if you are so messed up again, you don't want to go to the holy land of martial arts, and you don't have to follow this time, go back by yourself... "

Monk Ruhua chuckled, slapped his hand, and said with a smile: "I'm very hungry. Seventh brother, don't be angry, don't be angry...you check, you check..."

Everyone stared at him helplessly.

After Duan Sanshi inspected it, he shook his head and said, "It's clean, not poisonous..."

As soon as the voice fell, Ruhua raised a chopstick, and a plate of fried meat strips was caught by his chopsticks, and there was only a little soup left. Before everyone could stop them, they swallowed with a grunt...

"Fuck, are you reincarnated from starvation?" Meng Yuanyun was furious.

"No way, I'm hungry..."

"What smell?"

"have no idea… "

"What meat?"

"have no idea… "

"Okay, treat it as a dog feed!"

"How do you talk?"

Ye Qingxuan was helpless, raised his head and shouted: "Shop boy, here are twenty steamed buns!"

Ruhua is something that ordinary people can't afford.

Duan Sanshi tested the wine, the dishes, and the steamed buns... everything was normal and not poisonous.

"There's no poison in the food, and there's no poison in the wine. What's the matter? Have we misunderstood?"

This situation made the brothers a little confused, so forget it.

"After dinner, let's go. Although the other party may not be dealing with us, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time..."

After drinking and eating, the brothers were about to leave when a bell rang outside, because everyone in the restaurant became nervous at this moment.

Everyone's mood suddenly became tense, and when they looked outside, a donkey walked into the door of the wine shop amidst the clanging sounds, and a shabby Taoist priest lay on it, snoring like thunder, and fell asleep on top of the donkey.

The Taoist was sloppy, but the donkey was extremely clean, the gray hair was scoured and polished.

A beautiful little donkey carried a sloppy Taoist priest who was upside down. The strange thing was that no matter how the little donkey wandered, the Taoist priest would sleep on its back without falling to the ground.

When the donkey reached the boundary, it raised its neck and let out a long growl, "Mm ang, um ang..."

The Taoist woke up suddenly, sat up straight suddenly, and unexpectedly assumed the posture of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey backwards.

The dazed Taoist priest scratched forward for a long time, but couldn't touch the donkey's neck, and naturally he couldn't grab the rein, because the donkey's butt was in front of him...

With a sudden movement of his hands, he grabbed the donkey's tail, mistook it for a rein, and pulled it violently!

"Ah Ang—"

As soon as the little donkey became stubborn, he threw the Taoist priest down on the spot. With a bang, he lay on the ground and didn't get up for a long time...

Ye Qingxuan and the others couldn't bear it anymore and burst out laughing.

On the contrary, the drinkers in the wine shops next to each other had stern faces, and no one smiled.

This made Ye Qingxuan wonder, and became curious about the funny Taoist priest in front of him, who is this person? It's so hard to make these masters laugh...

When the Taoist wobbled up from the ground, only then did Ye Qingxuan and the others see that the old Taoist was carrying a long strip on his back, wrapped tightly with black cloth, which looked like A sword, but you don't need to hold the sword in your hands, so what's the use of wrapping it up

When the old Taoist turned around, Ye Qingxuan and the others couldn't help being surprised.

I saw this Taoist had an odd face, he looked very old, his beard was gray, especially the two long-lived eyebrows drooped down his cheeks, but his face could be called a childlike face with white hair, and he looked like a fairy, but he drank a lot , the sand all over his face didn't know how to brush it off, he drank alcohol all the year round, causing the whites of his eyes to turn yellow, the smell of alcohol all over his body, he was so decadent...

The old Taoist hiccupped and walked towards the wine shop with a smile. He couldn't see the unkindness of the people around him, and shouted loudly: "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, get some wine, get some wine..."

"Here we come, here we come..." Er Huan, the shop clerk, called out and took out a jug of wine from under the counter, and handed it directly to the old Taoist priest.

Now even Ye Qingxuan and the others could see that something was wrong, but the old Taoist's eyes lit up, he raised the pot, poured it for a while, and finally drank, "Good wine, good wine..."

"It's good wine, it's good wine!"

The shop clerk was talking with a smile on his lips, but the murderous intent could almost come out from his eyes.

Jiang Shuihan leaned into Ye Qingxuan's ear and said, "Seventh brother, it's not suitable to stay here for a long time. The old Taoist priest has already drunk poisoned wine. We can't control it anymore. Should we go?"

Ye Qingxuan chuckled, and said: "I'm not leaving." He sat back on the original place when he stood up, and said with a smile: "Let's sit down and watch the fun..."

The brothers were amazed, but they all sat down quietly.

Since these people entered the rivers and lakes, they have encountered many big and small things. Since Lao Qi said that he wants to sit down and watch the fun, why not sit down and see what's going on...

The old Taoist over there drank a pot of wine and yelled "have another pot"...

The waiter in the shop didn't answer, and just handed over another pot. Back and forth, the old Taoist made more than ten pots in a row. Finally, when he was satisfied with the wine, he touched his pocket and said with a smile: "Shop, hey, old Taoist Forgot to bring money...”

At this time, the waiter in the shop laughed and said: "My boss said, it doesn't matter if the old Taoist has no money, as long as you keep the things behind, our debt will be paid off!"