Joy of Life

Chapter 1184: I know what you did last summer

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After confirming that there were no enemies around, Gundam put the long knife back into the sheath in a somewhat dull manner, and the friction between the blade surface and the mouth of the sheath made a dry and dull sound.

The six swordsmen wearing black lotus clothes and the spies not far away who were disguised as passers-by reported back almost at the same time, and there was no difference. Fan Xian's subordinates watched him with strange eyes, not knowing what happened on the carriage at that moment.

Fujiko Jing cleared out all the debris and wheels in front of him, and carefully prepared to help him.

Fan Xian shook his head and waved his hands, indicating that there was nothing wrong with him. Then he realized that his subconscious annoyance had brought so much rubbish to this quiet long street, and also brought so much trouble to his subordinates.

Gao Da came to his side with the long knife on his back, and asked in a low voice, "My lord, what happened?"

"It's okay." Fan Xian smiled wryly, and walked forward.

The Overwatch Council's work was extremely efficient, and it didn't take long before another brand new black carriage drove over from the corner of the street and stopped in front of everyone. Fujiko Jing rubbed his frightened and limp legs, and was about to take the reins, when Fan Xian scolded, "You're so scared, go back and rest."

Fujiko Jing responded with a smile, and handed the reins to Mu Feng'er.

Without ordering, someone naturally started to clean up the things on the street, so as not to disturb the people of Kyoto. The carriage started to move again. Fan Xian sat in the carriage thoughtfully, but never said a word. Mu Feng'er was driving a carriage on the quiet street. The more she walked, the more anxious she felt. She couldn't help but turn her head and said through the cotton curtain, "My lord, the palace is pressing you hard."

There is a decree for Fan Xian to enter the palace to discuss matters, but Fan Xian goes shopping in a carriage. Mu Feng'er was the one who went to deliver the decree to the Prince's Mansion earlier, he knew that no matter how arrogant Mrs. Fan was, the majesty in the palace would not be willing to blame him, but what should he do? So he mustered up his courage and started to urge.

At this time, Fan Xian didn't care about Xihu, the palace, and the lawsuits in his head, and he cursed: "I'm thinking about something, don't bother me!"

The people around the carriage looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling very strange in their hearts, not understanding why Master Tisi was in such a bad mood today.

In the eyes of the officials all over the world, Fan Xian, the Inspector of the Overwatch Council, is a guy with a gentle appearance and vicious methods, but in the eyes of the insiders of the Overwatch Council, Mr. Xiao Fan is extremely lenient, generous in action, and extremely temperamental in speech. Great boss.

Not to mention swearing, Fan Xian would not even say harsh words to his confidants in his daily business. That's why everyone felt strange, not knowing what caused Mr. Xiao Fan to lose his composure. But no one dared to ask.

The carriage did not go straight into the palace, but arrived at the Overwatch Council at Fan Xian's insistence.

He stepped out of the car in three steps, and walked inside without even looking at the square black and gray building. On the road, there were occasional Overwatch Council officials who were out on business, and they saw the stern look on the face of Mr. Tisi today. The expression on his face was taken aback, and he hurriedly stepped aside to salute.

About to enter the Overwatch Council, Fan Xian suddenly stopped in his tracks.

He stopped too hastily, Gundam and Mu Feng'er who were following behind him didn't react and almost collided with each other.

Fan Xian didn't look at them...just twisted his neck, turned his head to the back, and reached for them desperately...as if he wanted to see what happened behind him.

It is really a very difficult movement for a person to turn his head to look at his buttocks. Even with the flexibility of a ninth-grade master like Fan Xian, he still finds it very difficult.

His neck was a little sore, and his body reacted naturally, and began to circle in place, as if his buttocks covered by the black official uniform were ashamed to meet his gaze, desperately trying to escape.

Turn your head to look at your buttocks, and circle around in place.

Round and round and round and round.

Fan Xian's action was really absurd and ridiculous. This is the gate of the Overwatch Council. He is the high-ranking commissioner of the Overwatch Council, but he glances like a cat... he keeps circling around trying to see his own tail.

Gundam and Mu Fenger on the side watched this scene, opened their mouths wide, and the corners of their eyes twitched immediately, very speechless, speechless, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, not sure what Fan Xian was playing.

The officials inside and outside the gate of the Overwatch Council were also in a daze watching this scene, and they turned into countless clay statues one after another, watching Master Tisi circling in astonishment.

However, it was quiet, and the strong nerves of the Overwatch Council officials kept them silent. They didn't know if Mr. Tisi, who had suddenly turned into a lunatic, was testing himself.

Gao Da put his lips together with difficulty, looked at Fan Xian, and wondered if the young master had been with the eldest young master of the Lin family for a long time, and he had become a little silly, right

Fan Xian suddenly stopped his whirling dance and stood where he was.

Although he only made a few laps, for those who saw this scene, the time of a few laps already made them feel like years.

Fan Xian stood there in a daze for a while, then suddenly pointed his finger behind him, and asked Gundam, "Has my walking posture changed?"

"No." Gao Da shook his head in confusion.

Fan Xian felt relieved, sighed, scratched his head, and said, "I also think everything is normal."

Gao Da and Mu Feng'er couldn't understand, Fan Xian suddenly shivered, frowned a little disgustedly, wiped his sweaty hands on the front of his lapel twice, and walked into the courtyard.

When the figures of the three people disappeared in the hall of the main entrance of the Overwatch Council, the officials of the Overwatch Council who turned into clay sculptures came back to life. They felt extremely absurd in their hearts. They looked at each other several times and recognized each other. There was a smile in the eyes, and then a burst of discussion erupted.

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Fan Xian didn't know that his gaffe had brought countless talking points to the subordinates of the Overwatch Council in this boring winter day. He didn't bother to pay attention to these problems, he went directly into the secret room, and didn't say hello to the bewildered Yan Bingyun, and asked him to fetch the northern intelligence files from the past year and a half.

The action of the Second Office was extremely fast, and within less than a cup of tea, the hill-like northern intelligence files were already piled up on the table in the secret room.

Fan Xian waved his hand and asked Yan Bingyun to leave very impolitely. Yan Bingyun frowned, seeing Fan Xian's restlessness, he went out of the house and asked Gao Da and Mu Feng'er in a low voice, but he didn't get any clues.

A sealed file was opened and then closed again. Fan Xian frowned and fell into deep thought. Most of these files involved stories and news from the Shangjing Palace. Fan Xian had read most of the contents in the past, especially the part involving the Northern Qi Emperor. It is the most important thing he pays attention to.

However, in the past, it was very difficult to analyze the Northern Qi Emperor's character from these disorganized information. Now, Fan Xian already has his own guesses and judgments about the Northern Qi Emperor in his heart, and it is much easier to find clues based on this. up.

The so-called bold assumptions, careful verification, and goals are always easier. In a short time, Fan Xian has already used his own guesses to string together countless details in the old files, and gradually approached that absurd fact.

That fact was enough to shock the world, cause countless heads to fall, and make Fan Xian feel uneasy.

It is clearly written in these files that the Northern Qi emperor was brought up by the empress dowager since he was a child, and even the nanny who was close to him has not been changed. For more than ten years, it has always been those two people. As an emperor, there are only two nuns, and there are very few palace maids, which is really different from the extravagant style of the Northern Qi Dynasty.

The Empress Dowager of the Northern Qi Dynasty explained that when the Great Wei Dynasty overthrew the country with exaggeration, it was necessary to teach His Majesty to live a simple and simple life since childhood.

And the people in the world thought that the emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty was not a womanizer, and those four side concubines from ordinary families... In Fan Xian's eyes at this moment, it was enough to explain too many things. Just like what the second prince said in Prince He's mansion, the harem is an excellent weapon to stabilize and balance the court for the king of a country. According to theory, it is impossible not to make the children of several ministers in the court as concubines.

This is a somewhat stupid behavior, but...Fan Xian only found out today that this is the mother and child in the Northern Qi Palace... No, the mother and daughter had no choice but to choose.

If the Northern Qi emperor married the minister's daughter but never had intercourse, the news would naturally spread to the princes and nobles, causing some people to speculate. And even if they can't have intercourse, they always have to sit opposite each other and lie down next to each other, and those ministers' daughters will always find something strange.

Only by marrying some civilian daughters can you completely control all this.

With the all-pervasive intelligence methods of the Nanqing Supervisory Council, until today, it is still impossible to give a complete and detailed description of the Northern Qi emperor, let alone mention the physical characteristics of the other party. This is enough to prove how well the Northern Qi imperial palace protects the Northern Qi emperor's body. Harsh.

All of these, with Fan Xian's mind set, point to a certain big secret that cannot be revealed to the world.

Not marrying the minister's daughter, being so careful when taking a bath... In addition to proving that the Northern Qi emperor had some unspeakable secrets, it also indirectly comforted Fan Xian a little.

The Northern Qi emperor was not gay, he... she was a woman.

Fan Xian rubbed his astringent eyes, raised his head, leaned on the chair, and thought about something thoughtfully. On his right hand was still holding the information that Si Lili had sent through a secret channel, but there was no need to read it. Since this was the case with the Northern Qi emperor, Si Lili must be well aware that the constant stream of information about going to Beijing must be full of moisture.

Fan Xian clenched his right hand slightly, and then let it go again. A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly thought of the words that Haitang had said in Shangjing in the Northern Qi Dynasty.

"We sisters all think it's feasible..."

How many sisters? A wry smile appeared on the corner of Fan Xian's lips, how many sisters? ... The Emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, Begonia Duoduo, and Si Lili, this combination of sisters is too powerful, but they are playing with themselves in the palm of their hands, which is really annoying.

Was the person who was with me that night really the Little Northern Qi Emperor? That faint scent of golden osmanthus... If it was really the little emperor of Northern Qi, why would she take such a big risk to have sex with her

Fan Xian frowned, and buried his head in the file again, carefully checking the information on the Shangjing Palace in the past year and a half.

He is a very self-aware person. Although he knows that he has the title of a so-called poet fairy in this world, Zhuang Mohan admires him very much. A wisecrack... But he didn't think that he was a walking aphrodisiac sachet that could attract women from all over the world to bow down under his black lotus clothes regardless of life or death.

Especially the little emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, judging from the cooperation between Jiangnan and Beidi, he is an extremely powerful and far-sighted character.

As for feelings? Although Fan Xian believed in love at first sight, he didn't think that an emperor who had always been a female companion in men's clothing and lived in danger and danger would indulge his mind like this.

Then there is only one explanation.

After sorting out the information of the last year and a half, Fan Xian raised his head again with some satisfaction. In this year and a half, the little emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty still went to court according to the sun. Summer palace, hunting.

In short, the little emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty has not been out of people's sight for more than two days, and the supply of medicines in the Shangjing Imperial Palace Hospital is also normal. Judging by Fan Xian's keen sense of medicines, there is no sign of birth control drugs at all. Of course, If the other party is doing it secretly, there is no way.

However, judging from the current situation, it is impossible for the little Northern Qi emperor to be pregnant.

This judgment made Fan Xian feel a lot more relaxed. Subconsciously, he stood up and stretched himself. What he was most afraid of was having a romantic relationship with the Emperor of Northern Qi and having him conceive a child.

It's not that he's not mentally prepared to be a father, but he's just not prepared to be an emperor's father, especially he doesn't want to be the object of the other party's borrowing in this passive and sexual situation.

Borrowing seeds and borrowing seeds, since there are no seeds to take root and germinate, it doesn't matter. The gloom in Fan Xian's heart has long since dissipated. Men are often like this. Having sex with women is really nothing. Even in this passive situation, you can still comfort yourself and enjoy it.

Suddenly thought of Ye Qingmei.

"The cycle of karma, the retribution is not good!"

Fan Xian smiled helplessly, thinking a bit Ah Q that he was not as good as his mother, but at least in some respects he was finally on par with his mother—everyone had slept with the same emperor.

He subconsciously didn't think about it, his experience was much more miserable than his mother's methods, he patted his numb buttocks heavily, and left the secret room of the Overwatch Council with some fear and some helplessness.

Sitting in the carriage bound for the palace, Fan Xian took Neku's special pencil, thought carefully for a while, and then wrote a line on the white paper.

"I know what you guys did last summer."

Then he sealed the letter and handed it to Mu Feng'er, who asked him to take it to Wang Qinian in the secret courtyard in the west of the city.

Fan Xian's confidantes have long been used to the commissioner using the secret channels of the Overwatch Council to write love letters to girls in the north, so Mu Feng'er doesn't find it weird.

Fan Xian looked at his leaving figure and couldn't help shaking his head. Wang Qinian naturally knew who he was writing this letter to. It's just that this is not a love letter, nor is it written to Haitang alone, but to the families of the three girls.

He was bullied by the other party, and now that he has realized it, he naturally wants to gain some benefits, at least spiritual benefits, first of all, to write a letter, to intimidate the other party.

With the wisdom of the little Northern Qi emperor, of course he could understand what he meant.

Fan Xian played with the thin pencil tip with two fingers, then put it into the upper pocket of Lianyi, shook his head, and suddenly thought of something. To that sweet-scented osmanthus flower sachet... Could it be that with her intelligence and meticulous thinking, she wouldn't have guessed this unique fragrance in the world, and what would she have guessed

He frowned, and thought to himself, could it be that the female emperor who was once a spring breeze also had a little concern for himself in his heart, and couldn't bear to hide it for the rest of his life, so he found a way to remind himself

He felt that he seemed to be thinking too much, sighed, stopped thinking about it, and thought to himself: "I should have guessed that the person who is so obsessed with the story of the stone...how can it be a man."

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The imperial study room was already full of people, and Fan Xian stood at the bottom with a face full of embarrassment. As soon as he entered the imperial study room, he was disheveled and scolded by Emperor Qing. Naturally, he did not have the honor of sitting down.

Some of the civil and military ministers in the room might feel gloating, but they all knew that the harder His Majesty scolded, the more he favored Fan Xian, so they didn't dare to show their happy emotions on their faces.

Fan Xian knew that he should be scolded, it was a matter of military and national importance, but he had delayed entering the palace for so long, and let the palace find him several times, so ignorant of the importance, disregarding state affairs, no wonder the emperor was so angry.

It's just that in Fan Xian's view, the matter he wants to investigate today, although it is a family matter, is actually a state matter. It's just that this matter must never be discussed with others, and he can only be bored in his heart and be scolded without saying a word.

He didn't say a word, but he forgot to plead guilty, so the emperor's expression didn't improve, and he put him in the cold with two cold snorts.

The emperor summoned Fan Xian into the palace today, originally thinking that he was looking for an opportunity for him to get in touch with the high-level decision-making venues of the Qing Kingdom when responding to emergencies, with the intention of teaching and training, but Fan Xian came so late, naturally It made the emperor a little unhappy.

Discussions had already begun, and it was initially decided that Ye Zhong would lead the army westward for three hundred miles to suppress Xihu's eagerness to move. At the same time, Yan Xiaoyi, the governor of Zhengbei University, would return to the north early to resist the arrogance of Shang Shanhu, the hero of the Northern Qi Dynasty.

There were also some specific logistical issues, Fan Xian didn't listen to a single word, he just knew that the emperor had finally fulfilled the promise he had made to him and drove Yan Xiaoyi away, and Ye Chong...

Subconsciously, Fan Xian looked up, and saw a military general sitting second to his right. This military general was not tall, but a little stout. His eyes were drooping, and he didn't seem to have much energy. He only occasionally glanced at Fan Xian with far-reaching gaze.

This is Ye Linger's father, formerly the defender of the capital, and now the governor of Dingzhou, Ye Zhong.

Fan Xian looked at him with a gentle smile, and suddenly heard in his ears that eunuch Yao had already read out the decree. He was startled when he heard what happened in the seventh year of Qingli. The eclectic story... The time should have been the summer of the year before last, not last year.

After the emergency meeting in the imperial study room, the emperor left Fan Xian behind, stopped cursing, and just stared at him. Fan Xian knew that he had made a mistake today, so it was inconvenient for him to pretend to be the fault, so he apologized with a wry smile.

The emperor frowned and said, "Didn't you stay in Prince He's mansion before? Where did you go then?"

Fan Xian responded with a smile: "Suddenly something urgent happened in the courtyard, so I rushed over to deal with it."

The emperor said unhappily: "Is there anything that can overcome the border troubles?"

Fan Xian's face remained unchanged and he replied: "It's the news from the north that Uesugi Tiger led the decree to go south, and it's three hundred miles away from Yanjing... But he didn't lead his own soldiers."

The emperor turned pale, and said: "So that's how it is. It's very rare for the little emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty to dare to use Shangshanhu... It's just that three hundred of his own soldiers dare not pull it out. It seems that his heart is nothing more than that."

Fan Xian thought to himself, there are many people who have been emperors in this world, but there are not many colleagues who are as confident as you. Immediately afterwards, the emperor asked a few more gossips about the gathering with the prince's mansion, and he seemed to be very satisfied with the eldest prince's actions.

Fan Xian's heart shivered slightly, knowing that what the second child said was right, although the Emperor Lao Tzu picked his sons to fight, he still didn't want his sons to suffer unacceptable losses.

After saying a few more words, the emperor saw Fan Xian's disturbed appearance and kicked him out.

Fan Xian wiped the cold sweat off his brow, stepped out of the side corridor of the Tai Chi Hall, but stood there in astonishment, looked at the burly general in front of him, and secretly became vigilant. (, If you want to know what happens next, please log in, there are more chapters, support the author, support the original!)