Gift
I can only say that Zhang Fei was overthinking.
It's almost like someone coming to the wedding for free.
Cao Dongdong and his friends had fun in Baifan Building for most of the night last night, and also spent half the night with Zhang Fei. They played until dawn, but they were full of energy and didn't feel tired at all. They came here to join in the fun and asked Zhang Fei what he did last night.
"Third brother! Third brother! Come out quickly, the brothers are here to congratulate you."
"Mrs. Gao."
"What Madam Gao? You should call her Madam Zhang."
"Mrs. Zhang."
... ..
As soon as I returned home, I heard Cao Dongdong and others shouting.
"What are you yelling for so early in the morning?"
Zhang Fei walked over with a sullen face.
How can I show them a good face if I don’t bring any gifts
"Zhang San!"
Cao Dongdong flashed, no, jumped in front of Zhang Fei and put a hand on Zhang Fei's shoulder, "Zhang San, you actually lied to me."
Zhang Fei asked: "What did I lie to you about?"
Cao Dongdong said: "You still say you are a virgin?"
Zhang Fei was surprised and asked, "How do you know... Ahem, what do you mean?"
Cao Dongdong snorted, "Don't think I don't understand. What virgin man would choose to have sex with someone in the first place? If he can't even lie down, how can he stand?"
"Wild sex?" Zhang Fei asked in surprise.
Cao Dongdong looked at him with disdain: "Who would believe that he would go out with a widow in the middle of the night to get drunk?"
Zhang Fei immediately looked at him with contempt: "What do you mean by having sex outdoors? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. This is clearly sex in a car!"
"Car...car sex?"
Cao Dongdong blinked and said thoughtfully: "So what I did is called car sex?"
As he spoke, his eyes lit up, "Excellent! Excellent! This is a very wonderful saying! Sex in the car, what a sex in the car. Haha!"
The more I read it, the more I like it.
Beast!
Zhang Fei couldn't help but curse in his heart, but his eyes were full of envy.
It would be great if we could have sex in a car. Damn, I had a full chamber full of bullets, but I missed it in my dream!
It's so sad!
Ma Xiaoyi chuckled and said, “Brother is smart. As soon as he heard that you didn’t go home, he knew what you were doing. He made brother very angry... Uh-huh-huh!”
Before he could finish, Cao Dongdong jumped over and covered his mouth with one hand.
Zhang Fei reacted, "So you came to see me last night because you wanted to watch a live performance. I thought you really cared about me."
Cao Dongdong said hurriedly: "I care, of course I care, I'm just afraid that you don't know how to do it, so I want to teach you a few moves. Call the bride out quickly, so that we can see if it's more moisturized."
Zhang Fei said, "She was tired most of last night and is resting now, so don't disturb her."
Cao Dongdong looked Zhang Fei up and down.
Zhang Fei said depressedly: "What's that look in your eyes?"
Cao Dongdong said, "Most of the night? I don't believe you are that good. How about we go to Piaoxiang Tower and compete with each other today?"
"Excellent! Excellent!" Ma Xiaoyi said excitedly, "Let me testify for you."
Are people's tastes so strong these days? Zhang Fei said, "How can this be compared? Go away, I don't have the desire to perform." He quickly changed the subject, "I haven't said anything about you. You come to congratulate me without any gifts?"
Ma Xiaoyi said, "Third brother, we spent nearly two thousand strings of cash on you last night, and it was all our business, how dare you let us bring gifts?"
Last night, Zhang Fei got into the car holding the beauty. All the formalities were taken care of by Cao Dongdong and others.
"that is!"
Cao Dongdong said: "I am also your matchmaker. A matchmaker comes to your house, but I don't even have a glass of wine to drink."
One thousand five hundred strings of cash in exchange for a dangerous situation, and he just touched my hand. This is not matcha wine, it is clearly moldy wine, you guys will drink it to death!
Zhang Fei quickly ordered Li Si to buy some wine to entertain these guys.
However, these guys are just the beginning.
Gradually, many people came to congratulate him.
"I didn't know Sanlang had such talent. His poem astonished Baifanlou and won the heart of a beautiful woman. I haven't seen such a good story in Tokyo for a long time."
Chen Maoqian bowed repeatedly.
Needless to say, how can my idol's lyrics not be amazing? Zhang Fei cupped his hands and smiled, "No! No! It's just a small scene. Haha!"
Ma Tianhao who came with them said, "Where's the bride? Call her out quickly so that I can take a look."
Zhang Fei said with a slightly tired look: "I worked hard for most of last night and am still resting."
"Most of the night?"
Ma Tianhao's look at this moment was exactly the same as Cao Dongdong's just now.
Zhang Fei felt really insulted. "If you don't believe me, we can go to Piaoxiang Tower and have a try."
Ma Tianhao was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, “Believe it, believe it! How could I not believe it?”
Zhang Fei said to Fan Yong again: "Mr. Fan, there is something I want to discuss with you."
Fan Yong asked, "What's the matter?"
Zhang Fei said, "I really like the groom who brought me back yesterday. I wonder if you can bear the pain and give him to me."
Fan Yong blinked and said awkwardly, "I can give it to you, but I can't say I'm reluctant to give it up."
You're just a groom, what are you talking about
"Thank you very much."
... ..
Later, Fan Li and others also came to congratulate.
You have to know that it was just dawn, which changed Zhang Fei's view of the Northern Song Dynasty's media.
Is it transmitted so fast
It turns out that the reason why the news spread so quickly was all because of that poem.
If you just buy a woman and bring her back, no matter how beautiful she is, it won't cause any waves. But a good poem can spread throughout Bianjing immediately.
You have to know that public opinion today is controlled by intellectuals, and things they like spread very quickly.
The key point is that Zhang Fei also made some outrageous remarks on the spot.
This also stimulated the literary world of the Northern Song Dynasty.
As more and more people came to congratulate him, the room was almost full. It was the first time that Zhang Fei realized that he knew so many people.
Most of them were businessmen, some of whom had just chatted with Zhang Fei for a few words and came to congratulate him.
They all knew that after Zhang Fei won the lawsuit against Cao Dongdong, his status was no longer the same.
At least the Cao family owes him a favor.
After sitting down, they began clamoring to see the bride.
This was of course led by Cao Dongdong and others.
There is no way. It would be unreasonable for the newlyweds not to show up when people come to congratulate them.
So Zhang Fei went to the back hall to invite Gao Wenyin.
"ah?"
Gao Wenyin opened her red lips slightly, revealing her neat, white teeth. Her big, bright almond-shaped eyes looked at Zhang Fei with tears in their eyes.
"You what?"
Zhang Fei said: "This is true! I did buy you with money."
"I... I thought... ..."
The more Gao Wenyin spoke, the lower her head lowered.
Zhang Fei said: "Do you think that I am so upright and kind, handsome and unrestrained, and I will definitely give you freedom and not force you when I see that you have such a pitiful life and are planning to commit suicide for your husband?"
Gao Wenyin nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, so fast that her chest felt heaving.
Zhang Fei showed a charming smile, "Madam Gao, you guessed right, but you are so gentle and virtuous, considerate, and righteous, and you are as brave as a man. For the sake of your brother, you are willing to sell your body. You should also know that 1,500 strings of cash is not a small amount, so you have to pay me back, and then you can decide whether to live or die."
Gao Wenyin raised her head and looked at Zhang Fei pitifully.
Zhang Fei asked: "Did I say something wrong?"
Gao Wenyin nodded and said, "You are right. I... I should pay you back, but... But I can't afford so much money."
Zhang Fei asked: "So what do you think we should do?"
Gao Wenyin frowned and nodded, saying, "Okay, I will find a way to pay you back, and I will leave after I pay you back."
"It's settled then."
Zhang Fei snapped his fingers. "There is another question. That is, what is your identity when you live in my house? I can't say that there are a bunch of wanted criminals in my house, right? I am not ready yet. What if I alert the enemy..."
Before he could finish, Gao Wenyin said, "I... I will pretend to be your wife first, but... just pretend."
"Madam, please!"
Zhang Fei immediately stood up and stretched his hand towards the door.
Gao Wenyin's cheeks were as red as the morning sun. After hesitating for a while, she stretched out her hand and placed it on Zhang Fei's hand.
Zhang Fei was surprised and asked, "What are you doing? I just asked you to go out."
Gao Wenyin retracted her hand like lightning, and the blush on her face changed from morning glow to evening glow, which was even more bright and charming.
Zhang Fei suppressed his laughter and said, "Madam, please."
"please."
"Look at this name..."
"Husband...husband please."
Speaking of the latter part, Zhang Fei didn't hear it clearly, but he could only make do with it and said, "It's okay! You'll get used to it after being called so many times."
As the two of them reached the door, Zhang Fei suddenly called out again: "Wait a minute."
"What's wrong?"
Gao Wenyin tilted her head and looked at Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei thought for a while, "Can you pretend that your foot is injured and you have difficulty walking?"
Gao Wenyin asked in confusion: "Why?"
"Because this can... Forget it, let's not pretend. It will be even more embarrassing if we are found out. Let's go, let's go."
... ...
The two came to the front hall.
It must be said that when the two of them stood in the hall, they were a perfect match, which dazzled all the guests and made Cao Dongdong hang his head and stamp his feet, regretting his decision.
So under the leadership of Cao Dongdong, everyone started a round of crazy and retaliatory toasts.
Zhang Fei never refuses anyone who comes.
Although he has never been married, he has attended many weddings. Nine times out of ten, the wine in the groom's glass is diluted with water. He understands this routine.
Besides, the woman next to him is a fake wife, so he has to drink fake wine!
Real wine is not worth it.
The party lasted from morning to afternoon before the guests left one after another. It must be said that with their partying, the house was filled with people and it really felt like home.
Zhang Fei's heart was also full.
"call!"
In front of the door, Zhang Fei breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Finally, the journey is over."
Gao Wenyin said, "Husband, I'm going back to my room to rest."
"Well, Madam, go to bed early!"
“… … !”
After they finished speaking, they were both startled at the same time, and then looked at each other tacitly.
In the end, Gao Wenyin fled.
"Ha ha... ..!"
This made Zhang Fei burst into laughter.
"It seems the groom is very happy today!"
Suddenly, Xu Zhiqian came over and asked with a smile, "Is your marriage a fake one or a real one?"
Zhang Fei said unhappily: "Whether it is true or not, don't you know?"
Xu Zhiqian said: "But I see you seem very happy."
Zhang Fei snorted, "I'm happy, but if it's true, I won't be able to deal with them."
Xu Zhiqian asked curiously, "What do you mean?"
"Don't ask too many questions, kid."
After saying that, he turned and walked into the hall.
"You are a child!"
Xu Zhiqian chased after him again, looking around: "Where's the bride?"
Zhang Fei glared at her and said, "Are you done yet? You spent 1,500 strings of cash to buy a fake wife, and she caused all the trouble. I am really pissed off."
Xu Zhiqian chuckled and asked, "By the way! Where did you copy that poem from?"
Zhang Fei looked at her and asked, "You also understand lyrics?"
Xu Zhiqian snorted, "Don't pretend in front of me. You can't even write an article clearly, so how can you write such a quatrain?"
Zhang Fei sneered: "What do you know? I am an inspirational player. If you can stimulate my inspiration, I can write better."
"Yeah?"
Xu Zhiqian really didn't believe it, "But I don't know how to stimulate your inspiration?"
Zhang Fei said, "It's very simple. It just made me lustful. However..." He looked at Xu Zhiqian for a moment, "You don't stand a chance."
"Bah! You rascal, your head is full of evil ideas." Xu Zhiqian glared at him fiercely.
"Believe it or not."
Zhang Fei shrugged slightly.
Xu Zhiqian was furious, but she couldn't say anything. After a long pause, she said, "My Senior Brother Wang will come to congratulate you later."
Zhang Fei asked: "By the way! When will we have your wedding banquet?"
Xu Zhiqian hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense. Senior Brother Wang and I are just senior brothers and sisters. There is nothing else to do."
"Wow... why are you so nervous?" Zhang Fei said, "It seems like we are having an affair."
Xu Zhiqian stood up suddenly, and just as she was about to explode, she heard a hearty laugh coming from the door, "Zhang Sanlang, congratulations, congratulations."
"Hey, young! Oh no! The adulterer is here."