Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife
军爷撩妻之情不自禁
Author: 凹凸蛮
Latest: Chapter 507
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Sci-fi, Romance, Supernatural, Comedy
Tags: abandoned children beautiful female lead childcare complex family relationships cross dressing
Rumor has it that the empire’s first general, Shen Chengfeng, has a quirk that does not allow anyone to touch his body!
But on a certain day, not only did he touch people, but also slept with a certain person!
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For countless generations, it is rumored that the empire’s well-known Xiao family only had sons who became generals. But the fact is, they actually have a daughter named Xiao Jing!
However, she must dress as a man to become a young soldier.
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Anybody who will have a contact with Shen Chengfeng’s skin will die. This is the secret of the Shen family that cannot be disclosed.
Xiao Jing, however, was careless and touched the general’s body everywhere!
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The Shen family is well aware of the fact that Shen Chengfeng’s both hands are like strong sulfuric acid. Once touched, even the bones will not be saved.
Xiao Jing, however, was not paying attention and touched him all over!
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The Shen family understood that the body of the imperial general is special and cannot have a wife and children in this life.
However, one day, the general suddenly announced that he is going to marry a certain soldier!
In other words…
Xiao Jing didn’t have a choice but to disguise herself as a man to become a soldier. Unexpected events led her to have physical encounters with the empire’s most distinguished general, Shen Chengfeng. However, unknown to the public, this military master has a mysterious secret – anything that he touches would all turn to ash! Surprisingly, Xiao Jing was an exception!
How will our hardworking Xiao Jing keep her little secret hidden when Shen Chengfeng is constantly keeping an eye on her? And how will our formidable general react when a certain soldier is not affected by his supernatural ability?
传闻帝国第一将军沈晟风有个怪癖，不允许任何人肢体触碰！
而在某一天，不仅被人碰了，还睡了！
传闻帝国名流萧家世代只出将军，而她萧菁却是个女儿身。
只得女扮男装做个小士兵。
沈家不能透露的秘密，所有人都不能接触沈晟风的皮肤，因为会死。
萧菁却一个不小心摸了个遍！
沈家上上下下都深知，沈晟风的双手犹如强硫酸，一旦接触，尸骨无存。
萧菁却是一不留意摸了个遍！
沈家心照不宣的默契，这个帝国将军身体特殊，这辈子不能娶妻生子。
而这个将军却突然有一天高调宣布，他要娶一个“士兵”！
片段：
初次见面，他面无表情的看着她：“脱衣服！”
再次见面，他视若无睹般冷冷道：“脱衣服！”
数次见面之后，他自上而下审视她一番：“媳妇儿，咱们有话好好说，别动不动就脱衣服。”
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关于帝国将军沈晟风和他副官的一席谈话。
将军问：“我现在整天整晚患得患失，我是不是生病了？”
副官答：“您最近是不是和那个萧少尉走的太近了？”
将军问：“近吗？可是我一天看不见他就茶饭不思，心神不宁啊。”
副官默……
将军道：“他最近好像和那个新来的小子谈的很愉快啊，一想到他们谈笑风生的模样，我心里很不爽。”
副官默……
将军说：“你说我要不要用点小计挑拨离间让他们自此犹如情敌见面分外眼红那种？”
副官小心翼翼道：“您是不是对萧少尉有什么不正经的想法，比如想抱抱，想亲亲，想举高高？”
元帅：……
片段：
“父亲，我媳妇儿要给我生崽子了。”别墅内，沈晟风朗朗笑声经久不衰。
“母亲，我媳妇儿要给您生大胖孙子了。”庄园内，沈晟风得意仰头大笑。
“大哥，我媳妇儿怀上了。”军机处，沈晟风满面春风肆意宣布道。
“二哥，我媳妇儿不仅怀上了，听说还是两个崽。”高营区，沈晟风面对数位领导毫不避讳道。
于是乎，沈家乱了，帝国慌了……
等等，沈晟风什么时候有媳妇儿了？