Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife

Chapter 151: Drunk, fighting with mouth (1 more)

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The night was getting darker, and there was a night wind blowing across the playground, and pieces of fallen leaves swirled and covered the ground.

The shiny military boots stepped on the dead leaves, bringing an inadvertent sound.

"The captain just said that in order to boost morale, everyone is allowed to have a drink today." Qi Yue pointed to a bottle of beer in front of everyone.

More than half of the people almost have bright eyes. The special forces have rules, no matter whether it is vacation or normal training, they will not drink alcohol.

None of them knew when the mission would come suddenly, not to mention that after drinking too much, the body would feel paralyzed for a short period of time, and the calibration of firearms would also be restricted.

Now, the captain actually showed kindness and allowed them to have a drink

Qi Yue opened a bottle first, raised his wine glass, and said: "The strong men go out and return in triumph."

"Respect." Everyone excitedly picked up their wine glasses and drank it all in one gulp.

Xiao Jing looked around, he was really a rough guy, smelling the wine, he was as eager to plunge into it as a dung beetle found a baby's dung ball.

This beer tastes as bitter as swill, how can they drink it.

"Don't you know how to drink?" Lin Qi sat beside him, saw that he was motionless, and asked.

Xiao Jing nodded, "I haven't had any."

"Then don't drink, alcohol is not good." Lin Qi put the chicken legs on his plate into his bowl.

Xiao Jing smiled, "You give me your own chicken legs every time, and you can try it today too."

"I don't like to eat chicken." Lin Qi clamped it back.

Xiao Jing was no longer pretentious, and took a bite with peace of mind, "In fact, the food made in the cafeteria tastes good except for the lack of oil and water."

"That's because you're hungry." Lin Qi looked at the grease stains on the corner of his mouth, and reached out to wipe them off for him.

Xiao Jing stepped back, subconsciously avoiding his contact.

Lin Qi retracted his hand in embarrassment, and said vaguely: "Wipe your mouth."

Xiao Jing smiled, "Wipe after eating."

Lin Qi glanced at him secretly, that face with a smile all the time seemed to have a small world uncontested with the rest of the world. He was in the most dangerous place, but he still smiled innocently. Why, it seems to keep his smile, let him keep smiling like this, no one can disturb his peace.

"Why doesn't Captain Xiao drink?" Jiang Xin stood in front of Xiao Jing with a glass in her hand, smacking her lips, "It's our Captain Xiao who should drink freely here, you have made a great contribution this time, everyone must congratulate you Come on, you have to drink this glass of wine."

Seeing the wine glass that was suddenly handed to her, Xiao Jing frowned.

Lin Qi forcibly took it over, drank it in one gulp, and said, "Captain Xiao doesn't know how to drink, so I'll drink it for him."

"You can't take the credit for someone else, and of course you can't do the toast." Jiang Xin refilled a glass, "The instructor said that tomorrow is a day off, so don't worry about getting drunk, at worst, you can sleep all day."

Lin Qiben was about to snatch it for him again, but was tied up by Jin Shan and dragged away from the encirclement.

Xiao Jing was forcibly poured two cups, and a group of rough men tied her such a delicate girl in such a rude and savage way, and poured two cups forcibly.

A glass of white, a glass of beer.

"Gulu Gulu." Xiao Jing was a little confused, blushing and staring at the shameless group of laughing people in front of her.

"Captain Xiao got drunk so soon?" Cheng Chen was about to take another sip, but when he saw that his face was flushed and hot, he stopped pushing.

Xiao Jing fell down on the seat, shaking her dizzy head dumbfoundingly.

Lin Qi helped him up, "I'll take you back to the dormitory."

Xiao Jing shook her head, stood up staggeringly, just took two steps, her body lost her balance and fell straight down.

Lin Qi hurriedly hugged him and carried him on his back, "What are you trying to do, I'll send you back."

Xiao Jing leaned on his back, hiccupped, and said in a daze, "Captain, you are so annoying, you make me want to vomit."

Lin Qi stopped, looked at the rows of big trees in front of him, and heard him calling the captain to himself, feeling as if a big stone was suddenly pressed down in his heart, which made him very uncomfortable.

"Captain, why don't you leave?" Xiao Jing tilted her head and smiled foolishly.

Lin Qi sighed, "I am Lin Qi, not the captain."

"Oh, Captain, you are Lin Qi." Xiao Jing smiled and leaned on his neck, "Captain, you can't let me write a review next time, I really hate writing reviews."

Just as Lin Qi walked down the steps, he saw the captain who was wearing a military uniform and wrapped up as airtight as before slowly approaching not far away. For some reason, he wanted to turn around and go back from another place.

Xiao Jing opened her eyes, and seemed to see a figure in a vague and real way. Under the red frost of the setting sun, the shadow of the person approached from far to near, as if there was wind, and gradually became clear.

"Captain." Xiao Jing blurted out a soft call.

Lin Qi only heard him yell, and the next moment, the drunk Xiao Jing suddenly broke free from his back, and ran towards the captain in a stumbling manner.

Xiao Jing blushed, her eyes were blurred, but she poked Shen Chengfeng's nose very seriously, showing her bright teeth, and said, "Captain, have you eaten yet?"

Shen Chengfeng stared at the little soldier who smelled of alcohol, then looked at Lin Qi who was chasing up behind her, and remained silent.

Lin Qi explained: "Captain Xiao was drunk a few times by them, he was probably drunk, I will send him back to the dormitory immediately."

Shen Chengfeng continued to remain silent.

Xiao Jing rushed over, tightly grabbed Shen Chengfeng's arm, hugged him persistently, and refused Lin Qi's pull.

Lin Qi exerted a little strength, seeing that Captain Xiao, who was usually weak, was as heavy as a boulder today, no matter how hard he pulled it, he couldn't pull it off.

Xiao Jing leaned on Shen Chengfeng, clinging to him like an octopus, buried her head in his heart, and muttered to herself: "Captain, take me away quickly, let's save the world together."

"..." Shen Chengfeng silently lifted the guy who was entangled with him.

Xiao Jing waved her arms and hugged him again, this time she simply jumped onto his neck, blushing, eyes blurred, and yelled loudly: "There was a shock in the sky, and I appeared on the stage, I'm a hero, I'm a big hero, hahaha."

"..." Lin Qi raised his forehead.

Xiao Jing leaned on Shen Chengfeng's body, raised her head and laughed loudly, "May God grant me strength, I want to save the world, let's go, my people."

"Have you had enough trouble?" Shen Chengfeng tugged a few times before dragging down the little soldier who was molesting him in broad daylight.

Xiao Jing hiccupped, shook her head and nodded again, and finally covered Shen Chengfeng's mouth, and said seriously: "Captain, don't talk, listen, the voices of the crowd are getting louder and louder, they need us."

As she said that, she just poked the badge on her shoulder like this. There was no change after poking it, and then continued poking it again.

Shen Chengfeng stared blankly at her stupid action.

Xiao Jing frowned, turned around to look at Lin Qi, and shouted: "Did you take my transformation device away?"

"..."

Xiao Jing curled her lips, "Look, I can't even transform, transform, transform, transform." She poked her shoulder patch vigorously.

"Quack quack." A crow flapped its wings and flew across the playground.

Xiao Jing gave up her transformation, staggered and sat on the ground.

Lin Qi smiled wryly: "Captain, I'll send him back right away."

"No need." Before he could finish his sentence, Shen Chengfeng bent down and couldn't help saying that he carried the drunken and confused soldier on his shoulders.

Xiao Jing was hanging upside down, her head was getting more and more dizzy, something seemed to be churning in her stomach, she opened her mouth and spat out his pants.

The warm liquid splashed on his calf, Shen Chengfeng looked down subconsciously.

"Ouch." Xiao Jing aimed well this time and vomited on his waist.

Shen Chengfeng's hands tightened uncontrollably.

"It hurts, it hurts." Xiao Jing murmured.

Shen Chengfeng slackened his strength and carried her to speed up. Sure enough, alcohol must be banned in a place like a military camp!

"Boom." In the bathroom, Xiao Jing leaned against the wall, her feet slipped, and she fell again.

Shen Chengfeng stared condescendingly at the sound of just lying on the ground and trying to fall asleep, took down the shower, and turned on the faucet.

The ice-cold liquid fell on Xiao Jing's body, shocking her to the point of chills, she sat up in a panic, with mist in her eyes, she looked around vaguely.

Shen Chengfeng turned off the faucet, and said in a low tone, "Are you awake?"

Xiao Jing blinked, hearing the familiar voice but couldn't see the person in front of her clearly.

Shen Chengfeng knelt down and leaned in front of her.

Xiao Jing blinked vigorously again, there was a very smelly smell in the air, before she could react, she opened her mouth and sprayed out a mouthful of acidic water.

"..." Shen Chengfeng squatted in front of her motionless, the liquid evaporated instantly when it fell on his face, but the smell still lingered strongly in his nose.

Xiao Jing rubbed her aching stomach, leaned against the wall, her eyes were red with grievance, "Hungry."

Shen Chengfeng stood up and let out a long sigh. The criss-crossing veins on his forehead could be clearly captured in the mirror, and his growing anger could be felt in the still air.

After a while, a voice murmured to himself: "This is my soldier. I brought it back. This is my soldier. I trained it. This is my soldier. If you strangle it, you have to spend more time training it." , This is my soldier, my soldier!"

Xiao Jing stood up along the wall, her eyes seemed to be hazy with mist, she raised her hand and waved it, but it was still blurry.

Shen Chengfeng took a closer look, saw the basin at her feet, and instinctively grabbed her hand.

Xiao Jing squinted her eyes, the fog in her eyes dispersed, and a chicken leg winked at her proudly.

"Gulu." She swallowed.

Shen Chengfeng noticed the strange look in her eyes, and planned to give her a fist to wake her up, but just as she stretched out her hand, she quickly restrained her.

He may have underestimated the persistence of foodies in the face of delicious food.

Xiao Jing rushed over, grabbed Shen Chengfeng's head, opened her mouth, and bit his ear.

"..." Shen Chengfeng felt some pain in her ears, and before she pulled her head away, she switched positions again.

Xiao Jing held the disobedient big chicken leg with both hands, watched it dangle, and finally bit down unbearably. The skin of the chicken leg was a bit soft, but it seemed a bit smelly.

Shen Chengfeng's eyes widened, and his body staggered and slammed into the wall with one step. He looked down, just looking at the guy who was hugging him, gnawed and bit him, and finally held his mouth in his mouth and wouldn't let go.

The cool wind blows, it's chilly.

Xiao Jing took two bites, and then took another two bites. The skin of the drumstick was a bit hard, and it seemed that it would not be ripped apart.

Shen Chengfeng forcefully tore her head away, and she bit off a piece of skin at the corner of her mouth.

Xiao Jing tasted a sweet taste, subconsciously rushed towards it again.

"Boom." The two heads collided without any gaps.

Xiao Jing became clear for a moment, and the thick fog in front of her eyes seemed to have dissipated a little. She flickered her two big eyes, looking at the captain who was close at hand.

Shen Chengfeng stared at her expressionlessly.

Xiao Jing didn't understand why he stared at her with such eyes that wanted to kill her, pouted aggrievedly.

Wait, there seems to be something in the mouth!

Her eyeballs began to move down, slowly, looking down cautiously for fear of disturbing something.

The picture is still, her big bright white teeth are tightly holding her captain's mouth, looking at her bravery, she seems to be bleeding out.

Hehe, she felt like she was going to die.

"You haven't let go of your mouth yet." The deep voice seemed a little hoarse.

Xiao Jing hastily let go of her teeth, covered her mouth that was broken due to excitement, and staggered back a few steps.

A big cut was bitten off Shen Chengfeng's lower lip, and the blood was rushing out, he wiped it off indifferently, and said in a more serious tone, "Come out after washing."

"Bang!" The bathroom door was tightly closed.

Xiao Jing felt dizzy for a while, she squatted down against the wall, she was hungry and tired.

Shen Chengfeng glanced at the quiet bathroom, wondering if this guy fell asleep again

"Dong dong dong." He stood outside the door and knocked on the door.

No reply.

Shen Chengfeng unscrewed the door lock, looked at the sleeping figure leaning against the wall, and went straight forward.

Xiao Jing heard the intermittent sound of running water and opened her eyes for a while, only for a moment, then closed her eyes tiredly.

Shen Chengfeng didn't take off her clothes, but simply washed her, and after making sure that her body was wet, he wrapped her in a towel and carried her out.

"Ah Choo." Xiao Jing rubbed her nose.

Shen Chengfeng clenched his hands tightly into fists, took off his gloves, turned his head away, and put his hands on her clothes, a puff of white smoke quietly dispersed.

Xiao Jing frowned, choked, she turned over and continued to sleep.

Shen Chengfeng put on his gloves again, twisted his neck and put his clothes on her body. After doing a series of movements, he once again stared at the little figure who was sleeping peacefully with his face expressionless.

Xiao Jing hugged the quilt, taking a bite from time to time.

Shen Chengfeng turned around, he had to find a way to calm down, he was afraid that he would slap her to death.

The night was like fog, the moonlight quietly climbed up the window sill, and the crisp sound of bells echoed in the room.

Xiao Jing's head hurts, as if someone was holding a saw and stabbing her head back and forth.

Shen Chengfeng noticed something on the bed, put down the document in his hand, and subconsciously glanced at that place.

The figure who was still lying on the bed sat up suddenly, Xiao Jing covered her head with her hands, lifted the quilt and got out of bed without even opening her eyelids, and planned to drink a sip of water to relieve the pain from memory , but she bumped into the chair just after taking two steps, the pain hit her, and she suddenly opened her eyes.

The room was a little dark, but it didn't stop her from observing her surroundings.

This is... the captain's dormitory!

Xiao Jing hurriedly stood up straight and looked around in panic. The cold air seemed to smell of air freshener. She turned her head and saw the captain who also heard the reputation.

The eyes of the two met, and Xiao Jing could see a very strong crisis in his eyes, and she couldn't help but her body felt cold, as if she wasn't wearing any clothes, and she shivered from the cold.

Shen Chengfeng silently moved his eyes away.

Xiao Jing patted herself on the heart with lingering fear, and it turned out that drinking was a mistake, and the prohibition of alcohol was a must.

It's just that after she patted it twice, she felt that something was wrong. Why didn't she feel friction? It stands to reason that her hands will feel a very subtle friction when they touch her clothes.

She lowered her head slowly, as cold air rushed towards her face, and she could see the goose bumps on her arms.

Hehe, where are my clothes

Only now did she realize that there was a shirt she was stepping on, and her mind gathered, she hurriedly grabbed it and put it on, what should I do? What did I do when I was drunk

She covered her mouth in disbelief, her mouth seemed to hurt a little, what did she do? Why do I wake up with my clothes gone

Shen Chengfeng stood up from the chair, went to the table and poured a glass of water, and just took a sip.

Xiao Jing carefully recalled bits and pieces, but her head was buzzing and noisy, like breaking a hornet's nest, she couldn't remember anything.

"Do you know what you have done?" Shen Chengfeng put down the teacup, rubbing the rim of the cup thoughtfully with his fingers.

Xiao Jing swallowed her saliva, she drooped her neck, not daring to say a word.

"I really underestimated my soldiers. The way she chose to die with me is different."

"..."

"Did you see my mouth?" Shen Chengfeng turned on the lights in the room, and it became clear instantly.

Xiao Jing's eyes widened suddenly, there was a hole in his mouth, as if the bleeding hadn't stopped, as long as he spoke, the blood would drip down, especially with the cold air, especially like the midnight bell, too Scary.

"You are amazing, thinking about using your mouth to flick my mouth, gnawing and biting, wishing to swallow my mouth, very good, very good, you did swallow it."

"..."

"Do you know why I didn't kill you?"

"..."

Shen Chengfeng stepped forward step by step, grabbed the back of her head, bent down forcefully, and bit her mouth in the same fierce way!