Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife

Chapter 361: Grab some food, my wife is hungry (second update)

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Mo Luo sat up from the ground and smacked his lips, "Are you really worried that I will hurt Xiao Jing if I don't pay attention?"

"I'm afraid she'll make up her mind and kill you first."

"..."

"So when necessary, you can choose to commit suicide." Shen Chengfeng stood up, facing the majestic mountain in front of him, "After all, death is worse than life."

Mo Luo stood up angrily, "Shen Chengfeng, don't bully people too much."

Shen Chengfeng narrowed his eyes, "I've said it before, I protect my weaknesses, if someone bullies my wife—"

"Let's talk if we have something to say, hahaha, we are all comrades-in-arms, all comrades-in-arms."

Shen Chengfeng buttoned up his military coat, "Everyone is smart."

Jiang Feng hurried back all the way, only to see Shen Chengfeng's shiny head disappearing from his pupils, he stepped forward urgently, and asked worriedly, "Captain, are you alright?"

Mo Luo took the coat off Jiang Feng's body, was shocked by the cold wind, and sneezed a few times, "Shen Chengfeng and I have reached the point where we can't die forever. From now on, if the special forces have me without him, with him without me, you all Listen to me, the next time you see someone from the Iron Eagles, they will beat me up in groups without asking indiscriminately."

Jiang Feng smiled wryly, "Captain, are you sure you want to do this?"

Mo Luo gouged him out, did he look like he was joking

Jiang Feng asked again, "You really plan to do that?"

"You just treat me as a fart, hahaha, we and the Iron Eagles are a family that loves each other, what are we doing all day long? We have to be consistent with the outside world, and let all criminals who are ready to move know that our special forces are united atmosphere of."

Jiang Feng snatched the coat of a player behind him and squeezed his hands and feet together, "Shall we continue training today?"

Mo Luo looked up at the majestic burning sun in the sky, "If we just leave like this, will we look useless?"

"Captain, how about I send someone to investigate and investigate, and we can continue after those two people leave?" Jiang Feng asked.

"Will this make you look more useless? There are more than a dozen of us anyway." Mo Luo kicked the stone beside his feet, "But as the saying goes, a man who knows the current affairs is a hero, and we are heroes, so we should be able to bend and stretch."

After speaking, Mo Luo just squatted on the ground.

Behind him, a group of special forces elites squatted down quietly.

Zhao Hong asked, "I suddenly feel that the captain is quite pitiful."

"You have to know a word, poor people must have something to hate. The captain left the good camp behind the mountain without training, and came all the way here to be beaten by Captain Shen. It is also a skill." Qi Sheng shook his head. .

"I think Captain and Captain Shen are true love. Colonel Xiao Jing is completely a third party who interferes. Look at every secret training of our captain can be destroyed by Captain Shen. There is love between them Killing each other, it's too cruel, too bloody, too cruel." Holding the barrel of a gun in his hand, Chen Yi looked at Captain Mo Luo with a lonely expression.

"When you say it like this, I think it's quite similar. The captain came all the way to be beaten by Captain Shen. It's probably a way to attract him." Zhao Hong coughed lightly, "Should we comfort the captain? Telling him that the deputy team is actually quite good, at least following him without complaint or regret, not even asking for a gentle look at each other, this kind of friendship is even more cruel."

Moluo threw the stones on the ground, listened to the intermittent discussion behind him, and sighed, "Damn it, our cubs seem to be itchy recently."

Jiang Feng squatted beside him, threw stones in the same way, and echoed, "Father, I think we should strengthen the training program, otherwise these bastards will feel that they are not trained enough."

"This matter will be decided by the child's mother, and I am very relieved to hand over these tiger cubs to you."

"Father, don't worry, I know that loving mothers often fail. This time, I will be ruthless and try to scrape them off."

The two looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

The boat continued to sway in the center of the lake, the breeze was gentle, and the lake surface was rippling and rippling.

Xiao Jing looked at the drone in the sky that would pop up from time to time and then hastily retracted, frowned and said, "Captain, Captain Moluo and the others seem to have not left yet."

"They chose this place for secret training, and they definitely won't leave so soon." Shen Chengfeng took out a box of chess and put it by his side, "Don't worry about them."

"I always feel subconsciously that I am being watched by others, so that I will not be able to carry out my purpose of belittling you." Xiao Jing rested her hands on her chin, and looked at the person in front of her with fiery eyes.

Shen Chengfeng pursed his lips and smiled, and took the initiative to stick his head over, "I'll give you this chance."

Xiao Jing held his head and kissed his lips without hesitation, "What if I still want to do some mosaic things with you?"

"The future is long, so why be in a hurry." Shen Chengfeng gently brushed her red lips with his fingertips, "How about a game of chess?"

"It seems that the captain is very satisfied with his chess skills recently? Do you dare to challenge me, the master?"

"I'm just asking for advice with an open mind, looking for my own shortcomings in the game." Shen Chengfeng put the chessboard on the board.

Xiao Jing rested her chin on one hand, and fiddled with the white pieces in the chess box with the other hand, she said, "The loser must promise the winner one thing, what does the captain think?"

"Are you sure that I will lose?" Shen Chengfeng made the move first.

"There is a little bet to make us go all out for each other." Xiao Jing also put down her son.

"Okay, I promise you."

The breeze swayed past, and the surroundings were so quiet that even the sound of the wind could be heard clearly.

"Ah Choo." Mo Luo couldn't help but sneezed, "How long will the two of you be here?"

The corner of Jiang Feng's mouth twitched slightly, "Captain, why don't we retreat first and come back in two days?"

Mo Luo stood up from the ground, leaned secretly in the grass, carefully studied the two figures in the center of the lake, and seemed to be talking to himself, "Aren't they cold?"

Jiang Feng lay beside him, and replied, "Captain, haven't you seen the stove that Captain Xiao Jing is holding?"

Mo Luo tore off a handful of grass with one hand, "I suddenly couldn't figure it out. We train ours, they date theirs, and they don't mess with each other. Why should I hide here?"

"Captain, I respect your decision. If you say rush out, we will rush out immediately."

Mo Luo glanced at him, "How can you have no claim at all? In case I make a wrong decision, you won't object to me?"

"You are the captain, and I only obey your orders."

Mo Luo sat back on the ground, "Forget it, it's even more embarrassing to go out and get beaten up. I've been wasted here today, and I don't believe that the two of them won't leave."

The sun at noon is more intense, and the game is about to be lonely.

Xiao Jing was a little distressed, fortunately, she used to rely on chess skills to kill the world, but now she was led by the nose with no intention of powerlessness. When did this guy learn to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? At first, he asked the king to convince himself that he was not good at chess. Afterwards, she cut off her food supply step by step. It was a game, and the most taboo of the expedition was the shortage of food and grass. Thanks to his ambition, he failed to succeed.

Shen Chengfeng swallowed half of Xiao Jing's world, he curled his lips into a smile, "It seems that there is no way to recover."

Xiao Jing bit her red lips lightly, "You always do it on purpose, right?"

"Daughter-in-law, you should know that you are willing to gamble and admit defeat."

Xiao Jing put one hand on her knee, "Tell me, what do you want me to promise?"

"I have to think about it carefully." Shen Chengfeng put the chessboard away.

Xiao Jing glanced at him, "Captain, why don't we play another game. If I lose again this time, I promise you two things. If I win, let's pretend nothing happened."

Shen Chengfeng re-arranged the game in silence.

Xiao Jing attacked cautiously this time, she had to be more careful this time.

It's a pity that this time Shen Chengfeng's attack was more ruthless and decisive than the last time, leaving no room for it.

Xiao Jing looked at the game of chess that was crushed and won, and couldn't help sighing, "I have a sense of being killed by a cub I raised."

Shen Chengfeng gently rubbed her little head.

Xiao Jing stared at him resentfully, "The captain is planning to slap me and then give me a date?"

"You are great, just a little weaker than me." Shen Chengfeng comforted.

"Captain, when did you learn this trick?" Xiao Jing lay on the chessboard, trying to change the topic just now.

Shen Chengfeng watched her awkward movements carefully, and lifted her up from the small stool.

Because the two suddenly stood up, the hull shook slightly, "What are you going to do, Captain?"

"But it's okay, promise me two requests."

Xiao Jing looked at her nose with her eyes and her heart with her nose, with an expression of not wanting to admit it.

Shen Chengfeng held her head in his hands, and the corners of his mouth lifted jokingly, "Don't try to change the subject, your captain is a smart man."

"Captain, just tell me what you want me to promise you." Xiao Jing rubbed against him, trying to cover it up with her beauty.

Shen Chengfeng gently kissed her lips, aggressively occupying her territory.

Not to be outdone, Xiao Jing fought back, and slapped the opponent's lips with her mouth more and more, wishing to turn against the enemy and snatch all of this guy's cities.

Shen Chengfeng held her waist, felt the shaking of the boat, and hurriedly stopped her brutal movements, "Xiaojing, the boat is about to capsize."

Xiao Jing took a closer look and realized that the entire hull was shaking violently in the center of the lake. Sure enough, this limited area was not suitable for her purpose.

Shen Chengfeng couldn't help but said, "Okay, let's go back to the hospital."

"Captain, is this your first request to me?" Xiao Jing proudly stood on tiptoe, trying to use her flexible head to cancel the bet.

Shen Chengfeng held on to the oars, "You can be more rascal."

Xiao Jing blinked, "I'm called Bing Wu Ti Tiao."

"Then I have to think about it carefully, I can't waste this last request in vain." Shen Chengfeng punted the boat to the shore.

Mo Luo, who was hiding in the grass, beamed with joy, and muttered softly, "They are finally leaving."

"Captain, we finally guarded the clouds and saw the moon." Jiang Feng shouted excitedly.

Mo Luo also hugged Jiang Feng's arm with difficulty concealing his joy, "Yes, we finally have another village, and the sky will not kill me."

"Captain, let's think carefully about what to do next? We finally have a chance to show our strengths. We can't waste this opportunity." Jiang Feng was moved to tears.

"Okay, okay, you have the final say on this matter, we must face the road of prosperity together with the determination to thrive."

On the side, the top and bottom of the Zhanyi team kept silent and looked at the excited captain and deputy team who were embracing each other. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay: I'm afraid these two are fools.

Shen Chengfeng got off the boat first, took her hand gently, and carried her off the boat.

Xiao Jing stood on the shore and rubbed her stomach, "Captain, I seem to be a little hungry."

Shen Chengfeng set his eyes on the grass not far away.

Mo Luo couldn't help shivering, he felt that this guy's eyeballs fell on them.

Sure enough, the next moment, Shen Chengfeng walked over without looking sideways, and even more brazenly extended his right hand towards them.

Mo Luo didn't understand his intention, stretched out his hand half-believingly, and retracted nervously, how could he hurt himself like this, knowing that his hand was corrosive, he still wanted to shake hands with me and make peace, no, he Never compromise easily.

Seeing that he didn't move, Shen Chengfeng continued to stretch out his hand.

Mo Luo gritted his teeth, frowned and said, "If you have something to say, don't give me such nonsense."

"Is there any food?" Shen Chengfeng asked straight to the point.

Mo Luo almost gritted his teeth in excitement, "Can you be more shameless? You have robbed my territory, and you plan to rob me of food and grass."

"My wife is hungry." Shen Chengfeng said again.

"What does it matter to me if your wife is hungry? No, nothing."

Shen Chengfeng stood motionless in front of Mo Luo, and the air suddenly became quiet.

Mo Luo glanced uneasily at the big pillar in front of him. This kind of pressure reminded him that he was alone on the battlefield facing thousands of troops. He was about to die, and he felt that he was about to be forced to die by the pressure.

Jiang Feng leaned on his captain's shoulder and murmured softly, "Captain, a hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses, let's give it to him."

Mo Luo shook his head proudly, "There are more than a dozen pairs of eyes watching behind me. I can't let our team members know that their captain was robbed of food."

"We each save one bite, and the food is enough." Jiang Feng said again.

Xiao Jing also lightly poked her captain's waist, "Captain, does this count as robbing good people?"

"We are using violence to control violence, robbing the rich and giving to the poor."

"The captain is treating me as a poor household?"

"Aren't you hungry?" Shen Chengfeng asked back.

Xiao Jing nodded, "But I think Captain Mo is about to cry. I can't bear it when we bully him like this."

"Aren't you hungry?" Shen Chengfeng repeated the topic again.

Xiao Jing nodded again, "Very hungry."

Shen Chengfeng withdrew his gaze, and threw it at the unresponsive Mo Luo again.

Looking at it, Mo Luo almost knelt down with weak legs.

Shen Chengfeng said, "We are comrades in arms."

"..." Your old man said the word comrade-in-arms, wouldn't your conscience hurt

"Love each other is a good comrade-in-arms."

"..." Do you still have a conscience

"Blessings and hardships together can create a harmonious society."

"..." Did you fucking share the blessing with me? Your conscience has been eaten by dogs.

"Eating alone not only destroys our harmonious life, but also intensifies the harmonious development between our two teams."

Mo Luo couldn't take it anymore, and grabbed Jiang Feng's arm, "Give it to him, give them all our food, let them go, let them go quickly."

Jiang Feng took out two bags of compressed bread from his backpack.

"I smell the smell of dried meat." Xiao Jing shrugged her nose, "But forget it, as long as there is bread to eat, we can't ask too much, it will be detrimental to our friendly and harmonious relationship."

Jiang Feng took out the two bags of jerky together, dumbfounded.

Xiao Jing declined, "I've said it before, don't be so polite. Vice-team Jiang is just like this. We are all comrades-in-arms."

Seeing her talking, Jiang Feng stuffed all the jerky into his pocket, and silently swallowed back the second half of the sentence.

Xiao Jing smiled and saluted, "Today we walk together through wind and rain, and in the future we will create prosperity and glory together, hahaha."

Shen Chengfeng carried the clothes of his little soldier and walked to the other side.

Mo Luo squatted on the ground, looked at the two people who were eating bread and eating dried meat, his mouth twitched, "How much meat do we have left?"

"Give it all." Jiang Feng said.

"Are you short-sighted, kid? How can you give them all?" Mo Luo questioned.

"Captain, you must not have seen clearly what happened just now. The moment Captain Xiao Jing finished speaking, I felt a sharp knife poking my spine fiercely. Just when I was about to give a bag of dried meat, Originally, there was only one eye knife suddenly turned into two, and then my spine was in pain inch by inch, as long as I had the slightest hesitation at that time, now I have to turn into a pile of ashes."

Mo Luo hugged Jiang Feng's shoulders, "They are all poor children."

"Captain, we have to firmly believe in one thing. If the green hills remain, we won't have to worry about running out of firewood."

"Good job, we must maintain such determination and determination, let's train hard, and we will definitely be ashamed in the future."

"Cough cough." Not far away, Shen Chengfeng covered his mouth and coughed.

Mo Luo's legs softened, he turned his head, grinned, showing a perfect eight-teeth smile, "It's agreed, we are good comrades in arms who love each other, go hand in hand, walk through wind and rain, create a harmonious society together, and strive for everyone. Love me, I love everyone."

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