Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife

Chapter 437: The second uncle who was thrown downstairs by Xiaobao (17 more)

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As soon as Shen Chenghuang entered the house, he saw his second brother who was sitting alone on the sofa. He wondered, "Why don't you eat at the table?"

Shen Chengyi raised his head, with an indescribable sadness in his eyes.

Shen Chenghuang glanced in the direction of the restaurant, everyone seemed to be there, he walked in, and ordered the servant, "Give me a pair of bowls and chopsticks."

Yan Jun said, "Why are you back?"

"There is no major event in the military department today, so I came back on purpose." Shen Chenghuang couldn't hide a smile on his face.

Yan Jun coughed lightly, "It's pitiful for your second brother to sit there and eat alone." The implication is self-evident.

Shen Chenghuang said, "It's quite pitiful, but I know that a poor person must have something to hate."

"Your awareness is quite strong. Do you know why I let him squat there alone to watch us eat happily?" Yanjun asked again.

Shen Chenghuang said without hesitation, "There are three unfilial acts, and having no offspring is the greatest. He has indulged himself too much these years, the so-called living among the flowers, not a single leaf will touch his body, this is typical irresponsibility, he should be punished, he should be punished, he should be blamed. "

Yan Jun looked at the other party leisurely, but did not speak.

Holding his bowl and chopsticks in his hands, Shen Shenghuang said solemnly, "So, as the eldest son of Shen, I have learned a lot, and decided to advance my wedding date with Fenglin by one month."

Yan Jun pursed her lips and smiled, "The Liu family also agreed?"

"They don't want to agree, but they have to agree." Shen Shenghuang grinned, completely losing his usual poise, and said with a smile, "We are treating this as a special case."

Mrs. Shen understood, and said, "Is this a good thing coming?"

Shen Chenghuang nodded, "I came back today to tell you about the situation."

"When?" Mrs. Shen asked again.

"About a month." Shen Chenghuang replied.

"Crack." Yan Jun slapped the table and stood up, "Why didn't you tell your family earlier that you are married?"

"Your mother is right. You have to inform the family about this kind of thing earlier. You only said it now. We don't have time to prepare anything. What do you let the Liu family think? Say that the eldest son of the Shen family is irresponsible?" Mrs. Shen took it away. The bowl in his hand, "Can you still eat it?"

Yan Jun lifted him up from the table, "Go and tidy up for me, and go to Liu's house right away."

"At this time?" Shen Shenghuang asked.

"The raw rice has been cooked into rice, do you want to cook it into porridge again?"

Shen Chenghuang nodded, "I'll get ready right away, I'll get ready right away."

Yanjun tidied up her attire, "Mother, I'll go to Liu's house first, you guys eat slowly."

"I'll go with you. At a time like this, what the Liu family wants to see is our Shen family's attitude."

Xiao Jing chewed the minced meat in her mouth, thinking about whether to stop eating together, but she didn't seem to be full yet.

Yanjun smiled and said, "Xiaojing, eat slowly, don't worry, I'll go first."

Seeing the people who had left, Shen Chengyi held his own bowl and sat back on the dining table, smacking his lips, "Sure enough, there are bones on the road that are frozen to death, and the wine and meat of the wealthy family stinks. Give me corn buns, and you will eat and eat here."

"Second brother, do you know why your mother-in-law doesn't give you meat?" Xiao Jing put down the short ribs in her hand and wiped her hands.

"What do you want to say?" Shen Chengyi grabbed the pig's trotters and gnawed a couple of bites. It was really stewed just right, the meat was plump but not greasy, and the sauce was even more delicious. It must have been steamed and boiled nine times. Excellent product.

Xiao Jing said, "Aren't you in your thirties? Have you never thought about getting married and having children?"

"A woman is a burden. Look at how free I am when I'm alone." Shen Chengyi put down his bones, "What I yearn for is freedom, physical freedom, and spiritual freedom."

"Second Uncle, I want to eat too." Shen Xiaoxiao sat on Shen Chengyi's lap, pointing to the pig's trotter in front of him.

Shen Chengyi picked up one and handed it to her, "Can Xiaoxiao eat it?"

Shen Xiaoxiao gnawed on it, but found that she couldn't move it, so she threw it aside in disgust.

Ben was a little guy sitting on a children's chair, but somehow he crawled out, clattered over a pile of bowls and chopsticks, threw his body forward, and directly grabbed the pig's trotter on the table that was thrown away by Xiaoxiao.

The little guy moved so quickly that no one could react.

Xiao Jing wanted to take off the pig's trotter in his hand, but the little guy was holding it in his mouth, and he refused to let go.

"Hahaha." Shen Chengyi was amused by her appearance of fishing.

Xiao Jing pulled the pig's trotter out of her son's mouth, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, "This stuff is too greasy, you can't eat it."

The little guy licked his fingers eagerly.

Xiao Jing picked up the child, put it in the nanny's arms, and took him to drink milk.

The nanny took the baby and put it in the crib as usual, then turned around to get the feeding bottle on the sterilizer. After taking the hot water and turning around, the baby who was still inside just now disappeared.

The nanny froze, put down the baby bottle in a panic and ran to the bed, turned over the mattress and everything, but the child was really gone.

what to do? Could it be that the child just disappeared out of thin air in front of his eyes

The nanny ran out of the room in a hurry, looked around, and there was no sign of the child in the corridor. She felt a chill on her back, and she ran downstairs stiffly.

Seeing Liushen Wuzhu's nanny, the housekeeper asked, "What are you doing in such a hurry?"

The nanny was a little slurred, and she felt that the more anxious she was, the less she knew what to say.

The butler said, "Calm down first."

The nanny pointed at the room and said falteringly, "Just now, I took, I took the young master back to the room to drink milk. Just, I just turned around and took the milk bottle. The child, the child is gone."

Hearing her incoherent words, the housekeeper frowned, first ran up to the children's room on the second floor, and indeed did not see the child, he said in surprise, "Young master won't leave, what will he do if he isn't in the room?" place?"

"I, I don't know, I really don't know, I just took the bottle, and the child, the child really just disappeared out of thin air."

The butler hurried down the hall.

Hearing the messy footsteps on the stairs, Shen Chengyi frowned slightly, but he didn't bother to ask what they were doing, so he gnawed on the pig's trotters and prepared to open the door.

He suddenly noticed something on his leg and lowered his head subconsciously.

The little guy tugged on Shen Chengyi's trousers.

Shen Chengyi originally thought that he had kicked something, but he had no idea that this little guy would be at his feet. To be honest, when he saw him for the first time, his heart seemed to run wild like a million mud horses in an instant.

Where did this little guy come from

The little guy ignored him when he saw him, with two big eyeballs rolling and his little mouth curled up.

Shen Chengyi could see the urgent desire in his eyes, he shook the pig's trotter in his hand.

The little guy shifted his eyeballs in the direction of his palm movement, and his intentions were obvious. ,

The corners of Shen Chengyi's mouth raised high, he squatted down and deliberately pushed the pig's trotter forward a little, and when he saw him stretching his neck, he hurriedly retracted it.

Yes, he just wanted to tease and tease this stinky brat who kept calling him repeatedly, to let him know that he had offended his second uncle, which was tantamount to committing an unforgivable felony.

The little guy moved his head following his hand again, waiting anxiously for him to hand him the thing in his hand.

Shen Chengyi was playful, and shook the pig's trotter in his hand even more vigorously. Seeing that it was about to be handed to the little guy's mouth, he finally shifted the direction abruptly, allowing his little palm to keep shaking with him. .

"Hahaha, hahaha." Shen Chengyi had a great time playing, he took the last bite and let him watch like this, watching himself swallow it all in one bite, and then smash it, smash it, eat it It's delicious.

"Bang, bang, bang."

The housekeeper and a group of servants noticed the voltage on the ceiling, but before they could react, the originally calm lampshade was suddenly shattered, and powder poured down everywhere, scaring everyone to hide and run around.

Shen Chengyi heard the movement downstairs, and glanced indifferently, but just glanced, he inexplicably felt a destructive force coming towards him bravely.

He took a closer look, and there was a flash of white light in front of his eyes, as dazzling as the Buddha came to save sentient beings. He froze for a moment, and was instantly surrounded by white light.

"Boom." Shen Chengyi was thrown out of the third floor by the impact, and his body soared high into the air. The strong wind seemed to shave his face a bit. He was terrified, his eyes flickered, and he fell on the carpet with a "boom".

"Snap." The chandelier in the middle of the hall shook violently, and finally broke away from the wall overwhelmed, and even more so, it just happened to hit Shen Chengyi's body. With a bang, he raised his head high. At that moment, he felt that he might be dead, yes, he was really dead.

Xiao Jing heard the voice and hurriedly ran out from the direction of the restaurant, saw all the servants in a mess, and then looked at the second brother who was lying on the carpet, not knowing whether he was dead or alive, she walked over cautiously, and poked lightly. poke him on the shoulder.

"Boom." Shen Cheng raised his head reflexively.

Xiao Jing saw a cut on his forehead, and the bright red blood stained his face along his eyelids.

Shen Chengyi coughed, and said, "I won't die in peace."

The corner of Xiao Jing's mouth twitched, and she whispered, "Second brother, what's wrong with you?"

Shen Chengyi raised his finger and pointed in the direction of the third floor, then excitedly held Xiao Jing's hand, and said in tears, "Revenge me, revenge me, revenge."

Xiao Jing glanced in the direction he was pointing, and was startled, could it be that there was an enemy invasion

Shen Chengyi gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not reconciled, I will burst into tears."

The housekeeper ran over panting, and replied, "Young madam, the young master is gone."

Xiao Jing pushed Shen Chengyi away, feeling more and more weird what happened today.

The nanny explained, "I really just went to get the bottle, and when I turned around, the young master disappeared."

Xiao Jing pushed open the door, the sound of the bedside bell jingling echoed in the room, and the little guy was sitting on the bed clapping his hands harmlessly.

The nanny rubbed her eyes in disbelief, leaned forward to look at the child seriously, and finally staggered a step, she said, "What, what's going on? The child was really not in the room just now, really Absent."

The little guy turned his head sideways and stood up with his hands on the edge of the bed.

The nanny felt that she was going to have a nervous breakdown. Could it be that she was dazzled? Was it blinded by ghosts? Or maybe I didn't enter the room at all. In fact, all this is my illusion, it must be an illusion.

Xiao Jing picked up the little guy, looked at his dirty little hands, pretended to be slightly angry and said, "What did you do again?"

The little guy poked his mouth up and licked his fingers.

Xiao Jing grabbed his hand, "It's so dirty, I can't lick it anymore."

The nanny was busy mixing the milk powder, fearing that the child would suddenly disappear again, she would turn around to look at it from time to time, and after making sure that the child was still lying on the bed, she took a deep breath.

As soon as Shen Chengfeng entered the house, he saw the house in chaos.

Shen Chengyi was still lying on the ground, unable to get up for a long time, the butler on the side asked anxiously.

The butler said, "Second Young Master, do you need a doctor to come over and take a look?"

Shen Chengyi buried his head in the carpet, waved his hands, "Leave me alone."

"What are you doing here standing there?" Shen Chengfeng took off his military cap and put it on the table next to him, looking at his second brother whose body was stretched and motionless on the ground, he asked.

Shen Chengyi suddenly raised his head, supported the sofa beside him, stood up cautiously, twisted his waist and walked forward, "It was that good son of yours who threw me off the stairs."

Shen Chengfeng looked at Shen Muxiao who was playing with building blocks beside him, and saw that with a push of his little finger, all the building blocks fell down, "Maybe you are made of wood."

"It's not him." Shen Chengyi roared.

Shen Chengfeng unbuttoned his cuffs, and then said, "You were thrown down by Xiaobao?"

"it's him."

Shen Chengfeng stared at his second brother with an expression of looking at an idiot.

Shen Chengyi could see doubts in his eyes, was he doubting what he said

Shen Chengfeng walked up the steps, "Although outsiders who heard what you said would definitely say that this person must have been thrown into a fool, I know what you said is true."

Shen Chengyi hugged his third younger brother's shoulders with a moved face, as if he had been greatly wronged, "Second brother is suffering."

Shen Chengfeng nodded, "But being thrown downstairs by a child less than eight months old, second brother, don't you feel ashamed?"

"..."

"Although my son has a special body, you are also an imposing seven-foot man at 1.89 meters."

"Do I believe I'm going to kill your son tonight?"

"Well, then you probably weren't thrown from the third floor." Shen Chengfeng pushed away from the children's room.

Shen Chengyi stood at the door hesitating, he looked at the little guy in the room who was holding a bell, squinted his eyes, and calculated in his mind how he should vent his anger.

Maybe he really has to wait until the night is quiet, and he will take out his ten-meter-eight aura and sneak into this room secretly, he smiled sinisterly.

He felt that his plan was simply insane, hahaha.

Xiao Jing saw the second brother who was smiling foolishly, frowned slightly, and said softly, "Why do I think the second brother's smile is a bit thief? Will he bully Xiaobao while we are not at home?"

"Don't pay attention to him, with his brain circuit, he can't come up with any great plan." Shen Chengfeng saw that the child had already fallen asleep, and took Xiao Jing's hand out of the room.

"Should we send Xiaobao back to Xiao's house for a while? I'm worried that the second brother's fall will make me stupid."

"No, his already dull head, maybe he can become smart in one fell swoop."

Shen Cheng Yixiao's shoulders trembled slightly, he felt as if his head had been pierced through Ren Du's two veins at once, and a ferocious force condensed at his dantian, as if he had acquired peerless martial arts in an instant, making him invincible in the world.

Hahaha, hahaha.

The house was completely quiet.

The night is deep, and the stars in the sky are twinkling.

The little guy who was sleeping peacefully on the crib rolled over and woke up.

Shen Chengyi just stood beside his bed, the corners of his mouth parted in a smile that was not a smile.

The little guy stared blankly at the handsome second uncle who was smiling in front of him, stretched out his little hand and gnawed.

Shen Chengyi proudly took out the plate behind him, and there was a lingering strong smell of meat in the air.

The little guy rolled over and stood up from the bed.

Shen Chengyi moved a stool, and just like this, he ate meat and drank wine in front of the little guy, and ate a whole plate of pig's trotters.

"Want to eat?" Shen Chengyi showed off his victory.

The little guy stretched out his hand, and his little mouth moved along with his opening and closing mouth.

Shen Chengyi raised one leg and put it on the stool, took the pig's trotter and bit it, "Want to eat? I'll tell you today, not only do I come here today to eat delicious and spicy food, I will come to eat meat and drink in front of you every day from now on."

The little guy didn't move.

Shen Chengyi stood up, took a step forward, retracted, and took another step, "Do you want to hit me? Come hit me, come hit me, you can't hit me, hahaha, come hit me ah."