Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife

Chapter 453: Xiao Ye I have mysterious power (second update)

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Lin Chenyu listened very seriously, without even blinking his eyes, he asked excitedly, "And then? Did that bastard Shen Chengfeng cross the river and demolish the bridge at the end?"

Xiao Ye nodded, "He didn't just cross the river and demolish the bridge. He didn't even cross the river, so he demolished my bridge, and then asked me to fish him out of the river with the idea of dying with me."

Hearing this, Lin Chenyu couldn't help but let out a long sigh, "Sure enough, this scumbag is not a kind person. In my case, he either crossed the river and demolished the bridge, or demolished the bridge without crossing the river, and then stepped on it in the most tragic way." Follow me across the river, the heartless fellow."

"Yes, this guy is not as good as a pig or a dog."

"Yes, this sanctimonious fellow."

"Hey, this guy doesn't know how to reciprocate at first glance."

The two looked at each other, and then let out a long sigh at the same time.

Xiao Ye took a sip of tea, "Sir, you are right, I regret getting on that thief ship of his now."

Lin Chenyu put down his teacup, "Then why did you give your sister to that guy?"

"Isn't this a temporary obsession?" Xiao Ye looked at the red flag on the desk with resentment in his eyes, "There used to be a better road in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. If I go back in time, I must choose the broad road without hesitation, and say to it: Life will occasionally take a wrong turn, but fortunately, I have found my way back.”

Lin Chenyu waved his hand, "Unfortunately, there is no turning back time."

Xiao Ye took another sip of strong tea, "You are right, there is no turning back time."

"Thinking about how I naively thought that no one dared to approach his perverted body, I never expected that I would leave for ten years. He was not only touched, but also fell asleep, and even had a baby. I After knowing the truth, I got drunk for three days and three nights."

"Sir, you really have sincere affection for Shen Chengfeng." Xiao Ye substituted tea for wine and touched his glass.

Lin Chenyu shook his head, "I just haven't figured out why I'm still struggling to find a sense of existence even if someone wants such a fool."

"Sir, don't worry. I have observed your face. You will definitely have many children in the future."

Lin Chenyu was surprised, covered his face, "Really?"

Xiao Ye nodded solemnly, "My eyes are good at seeing people. I can tell at a glance that the officer will be the son and daughter of Cheng Huan in the future, and he will be full of children and grandchildren."

"Hahaha." Lin Chenyu laughed a few times, and then the laughter stopped abruptly. He retracted the full smile on his face, and turned to a serious face. With a paralyzed face, he said, " Don't talk about those compliments, I'm not a stupid person who will be dismissed in a few words."

Xiao Ye smiled, "Sir, this is to measure the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. I am speaking from the bottom of my heart. Thinking about Shen Chengfeng, I can tell at a glance that he and my Xiao Jing are a natural match. As expected, I A line was drawn logically, and they themselves secretly laid down on the same bed."

"Qiu Beast, how could you bully a girl like this." Lin Chenyu covered his mouth and coughed lightly, "How did you get the strings?"

"Of course my family Xiao Jing was sent to Tie Ying by any means."

"Just stay by your side?"

"In a boring and tasteless space, with a single man and a widow sharing a room, unless one of them has a problem with that, sooner or later it will burn, and the burn will get stronger and stronger, and finally ha, ha, ha, you know."

Lin Chenyu squeezed his chin, "So you mean to find a way to imprison the other party's body, and then possess her soul?"

"..." Why do these words sound a little rough? But Lier is still the same Lier.

Lin Chenyu seemed to understand something, raised his head and laughed, but fell silent for a moment, and said, "That's how Shen Chengfeng got his senses, but what if he doesn't get his senses?"

"No, according to my calculations, Shen Chengfeng, a 30-year-old man, when facing such a delicate Xiao Jing, no matter how hard he looks, he will involuntarily have a little thought in his heart. Once he has With that kind of thinking, after getting along day and night, sooner or later he will lose himself, and then like a lone wolf that explodes, he will swallow the delicate little white sheep into his stomach."

"It's too cruel." Lin Chenyu couldn't help thinking about it.

Xiao Ye leaned forward, with a secretive smile on his face, he said, "Sir, you seem to have some special plan?"

"Ahem." Lin Chenyu sat up straight, "Now that the private matters are over, let's talk about business matters, about the whale wolf—"

"Micro-observation tells us a very direct answer. The chief has a little secret in his heart, and this secret is about women."

Lin Chenyu covered his face, "Am I so obvious?"

"You've come so close to getting me dreaming about a woman on your forehead."

Lin Chenyu narrowed his eyes, "You should know that if you tell the secret of the chief, it will be easy for him to silence you."

"The commander should also know that this is a special forces team. It may not be so easy to kill the elites of the special forces team."

Lin Chenyu raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "So I can't do anything to you?"

"Sir, you may as well tell me if you have anything to say, maybe I can easily solve your problem."

Lin Chenyu hesitated for three minutes, nodded after deliberating, "It's not impossible to tell you."

"I'm all ears." Xiao Ye stretched his head and leaned over.

Lin Chenyu leaned against his ear and muttered, "This is a romantic past. In a certain spring of a certain year, in a certain courtyard, when the flowers bloomed in the warmth of spring, there was a woman in a white dress holding With a bouquet of white chrysanthemums, I left like a gust of wind."

"Sir, can't we make a long story short?"

Lin Chenyu nodded, organized his words, and said, "That was the first time we met, and we met again later in the military headquarters. She was wearing a military uniform, and her shiny military boots made me blind. , I later found out that her name is Qin Yiran."

"Qin Yiran?" When Xiao Ye heard the name, he coughed without holding back his breath.

"Yes, it's Qin Yiran." Lin Chenyu nodded his head.

Xiao Ye let out a long sigh, "Sir, how can you be so puzzled? Who in the military doesn't know that Qin Yiran is a devil? Is she a good stubble? No, is she a woman? Not at all!"

"She's a woman. I've seen her look clean in a skirt. She's so beautiful."

"Sir, no one can guarantee that we will not be blind."

"You don't understand. It's the flirtatious look that fascinated me the most. Thinking about Shen Chengfeng, who can find a woman if he's such an idiot, how can such a gentle, outstanding and handsome man like me be single?"

Xiao Ye covered his mouth and swallowed back his redundant words, he said, "If it's Qin Yiran's words, I advise you to give up your mind as soon as possible."

"Then let's do business. I will mainly talk about the problems of the Whale Wolf team these days. After a comprehensive review, I will immediately submit it to the military department for review."

"Hahaha, it's not that there's no other way. Women, they're all coaxed and lied to, and then they're determined."

Lin Chenyu leaned forward, "How to coax? How to deceive?"

"Women like sweet talk, sir, you should know what sweet talk is."

"But as soon as I stepped forward, I told her that you are so beautiful. Let's be friends. Will she beat me to death?"

Xiao Ye shook his head, "For a woman like Qin Yiran, she absolutely doesn't like that kind of secretiveness. She must be straightforward."

"It seems that I have to give it a try. No wonder she ignored her when I greeted her a few times before. It turns out that I didn't hit the backbone right away."

Xiao Ye saw the officer who stood up and seemed eager to try, before he could say anything, he heard him say it.

Lin Chenyu said, "The review of the Whale Wolf team has come to an end for the time being. I will submit the review report after I go back."

"Yes, sir." Xiao Ye stood up and saluted, watching the leader leave.

"Ding..." The phone ringing echoed in the office.

Xiao Ye pressed to answer.

"I heard that the superior came to review?" Xiao Zheng's rough voice came from the receiver.

Sitting on the desk, Xiao Ye said in a dignified voice, "This matter is a bit complicated. The third brother must be mentally prepared. This person is not easy to deal with. He was in charge of statistics in the military department before, and then he used the data to speak. , As for what the process is and what the result is, he doesn't care at all, he only believes in the data he sees."

"Our Zhenghu team is open and frank, and we are not afraid of his investigation."

"So my whale wolf team is not frank?"

"In view of your recent performance, it is indeed a little frank."

Xiao Ye hung up his cell phone and talked about civilization with rough people, and sure enough he seemed rough too.

He clenched his fist proudly. If the military department knew his current ability, who would dare to question him

Xiao Ye raised his right hand high, and roared with a majestic voice like swallowing mountains and rivers, "Explode."

A cold wind blew through the house.

Xiao Ye frowned, sank into his dantian, then drew out his strong inner strength, and said, "Mie."

Once again a cold wind blew through the house.

Xiao Ye stood up, stomped his feet on the spot, and said, "Mie Mie."

The light shone proudly as if mocking an idiot.

Xiao Ye was puzzled, why did it fail again? Is it because I don't have enough power

After thinking for a while, Xiao Ye resolutely walked to the socket, looked at the two-hole socket with serious eyes, and then used a screwdriver to remove the plugboard.

Xiao Ye took a deep breath, no wonder he felt that there was nothing in his dantian. It turned out that he hadn't charged for the past two days.

He closed his eyes, and then grabbed the bunch of criss-crossing lines.

"Sir, the marshal is here." As soon as the adjutant pushed open the door, he saw the man who had been shocked and was still foaming, and hurriedly rushed over in three steps at a time, using the book beside him. The officer pushed away.

Xiao Ye fell to the ground, twitching all over.

As soon as Xiao Yao entered the room, he saw the guy who was foaming at the mouth, frowned and said, "What's wrong with him?"

After hesitating, the adjutant answered truthfully, "I don't know if something went wrong with the chief recently. He often has this kind of situation, just playing with electricity and being shocked by various electric shocks."

"..."

The electric current in Xiao Ye's body had gradually disappeared, he blinked, and his mind went blank for a moment, what happened to him

Xiao Yao squatted beside him, "Do you know what you were doing just now?"

Xiao Ye sat up straight, looked at his hands, nodded, "I know."

Xiao Yao slapped him on the back of the head, "How old are you? You still play with electronics, if you have the skills to pick up high-voltage electric piles and try? Let's see who can save you."

Xiao Ye shook his head, with a solemn expression, he said, "Godfather, I have no choice but to, you don't know that during this time I—"

Seeing that he hesitated to speak, Xiao Yao snorted coldly, "What's the matter with you these days?"

Xiao Ye gritted his teeth, and was finally ready to tell the whole story, he said, "Didn't you notice that I've been different during this time?"

"It's quite different. Which normal child would grab a wire with his bare hands? Why don't you go to the sky?"

"No, no, godfather, don't you feel that I'm really different?" Xiao Ye stretched out his hand to hold his hand, "Do you feel it?"

Xiao Yao glanced at him, "What do you feel?"

"My body is full of strength."

Xiao Yao hit him on the head again, "Speak human."

Xiao Ye said mysteriously, "I can freely control the electricity in this room, do you believe it?"

Xiao Yao didn't speak, but just stared at this unlucky boy without blinking.

Xiao Ye saw suspicion in his eyes, stood up, "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

Xiao Yao stared at him leisurely.

Xiao Ye raised his breath and exhaled, took a big last step, and roared aggressively, "Mie."

"Quack quack." The crows flew by in groups.

Xiao Ye frowned, and took another big step, "Mie Mie."

The house was the same as usual, nothing unusual.

Xiao Ye kept walking around the house, saying plausibly, "Mie, soon to extinguish, all extinguished, extinguished like a storm."

Xiao Yao couldn't bear it anymore, "Have you played enough?"

Xiao Ye stopped and looked at his old father pitifully.

Xiao Yaoyu said earnestly, "I know that the child's incident has hit you too hard, but Xiao Ye, we are all civilized people in a civilized society, don't talk about it all day long, isn't it better to be normal? "

"Godfather, what I just said is true, I could really—"

"Okay, don't say a word of these words again. If others hear it, they will think that our Xiao family, Xiao Ye, has become a fool."

Xiao Ye lowered his head and gathered his strength secretly. Sooner or later, he will blind their eyes and let them know that he is the mysterious successor chosen by the gods.

"If you have nothing else to do now, go to Shen's house with me, and you should set a date for your wedding."

Xiao Ye hurriedly stood up straight, "Yes, godfather."

The car drove away from the camp.

The noon sun was shining brightly in the yard, and butterflies fluttered with their wings fluttering up and down among the flowers.

Xiao Jing gently rocked the small shaker.

The little guy was lying inside, kicking his feet excitedly, thinking of grabbing the little bells on the rocking bed from time to time.

"Dingling, Dingling." Following Xiao Jing's shaking, the clear and crisp sound of the bell echoed in the courtyard.

"Captain." Xiao Jing pursed her lips and smiled when she saw the voice of putting down the phone and coming over.

Shen Chengfeng sat on the side of the stool, looked at the little guy in the shaker who was tossing around and was having fun by himself, and said, "After dinner, we can go back to camp."

"En." Xiao Jing stopped shaking, "Captain, has your application been submitted yet?"

Shen Chengfeng shook his head, "Something happened and I need to put it on hold."

"Why?"

"At a special time, we need to cooperate with the investigation and review before we can leave."

Xiao Jing suddenly realized, "According to the speed, the review is generally completed within one month as soon as possible, and as slow as half a year."

"Yes, this is also my distress, but there is no way, we must obey the order."

"Originally, everything was prepared, but now we have to put it on hold." Xiao Jing looked at the child who had crawled to the edge of the crib, and hugged him back.

The little guy sat in the center of the bed, picked up his feet and took two bites.

Shen Chengfeng picked up a piece of cake and handed it to her mouth.

Xiao Jing was stunned, but opened her mouth instinctively, and she said, "Didn't the captain say before that you can't eat this kind of high-sweet food?"

Shen Chengfeng wiped her mouth for her, "This is home, there is no need for such a rigid life."

Xiao Jing swallowed the cake in her mouth, "Does that mean I can eat two pieces?"

Shen Chengfeng picked up another piece of cake and handed it to her mouth.

Xiao Jing stretched her neck to take a bite, but before she even touched the cake, he shrank her hand and took it back.

Shen Chengfeng said with a half smile but not a smile, "Do you still want to eat?"

Xiao Jing grabbed his hand, and persistently moved his hand closer to her. After she was sure that she could eat the cake in his hand, she opened her mouth and could bite down at any time.

"Well."

However, Shen Chengfeng caught her mouth unexpectedly, and the strong cake fragrance lingered between his lips and teeth.

Xiao Jing's cheeks were flushed, and she pushed his shoulder in refusal, "Captain, someone will see."

"No one will see." Shen Chengfeng handed the cake to her mouth again, "Do you eat it or I eat it?"

"Let's eat together." Xiao Jing took a bite.

Shen Chengfeng was about to move forward, but was stopped by the third head.

-----Off Topic-----

Qingxue Ningyu's "His Wife Addiction: Husband, Please Moderate"

She, 18 years old, ZNH's bodyguard, the head of the Jingmen Qi family, a talented girl with a cold appearance and an IQ of 180.

He, 25 years old, the crown prince of A, has a high-energy black belly, a loyal dog, a wife-loving maniac.

When we first met, she was the final product to be photographed, and he was a noble buyer who spent a lot of money.

When someone was determined to win, he called out the highest price ever: "One billion!"

When she strangled him with iron shackles and was surrounded by more than a dozen bodyguards,

He said calmly: "Don't do anything, she is my wife."

wife

She did not remember such a husband.

Obviously fighting for life, but woke up from his bed the next day.

"Good morning, my wife." He greeted him with a smile, and before she could make a move, he had already escaped from the bed:

"I'll take care of it."

Responsible? Who wants you to be responsible! I'm going to castrate you!