The first reaction after touching the book was actually relief. After all, Chu Danfeng had a preconceived positive impression of the child: although the male protagonist would flirt with girls and have a harem in the future, he was a good cultivator, talented and willing to work hard.
The master would check on the progress of several disciples every once in a while, and then teach them some skills according to their aptitude. So, this should be a reference book of mental skills, sword manual, etc. He was studying hard even when he was sleeping. However, the sword manual passed down by the master was crumpled. What should I do
Chu Danfeng thought so and casually pulled out the "Sword Manual", preparing to put it away for him, when he suddenly saw the title of the book.
Indeed, the book was well-made and had a simple and elegant cover, but it bore the words "The Peddler".
… No matter how you look at it, it’s not a ‘Sword Manual’.
Tsk tsk tsk, Chu Danfeng thought, it turned out to be a storybook, no wonder it was hidden so quietly under the pillow.
But it's okay to relax occasionally. Not to mention the children, he himself likes to read storybooks very much. He often buys them from his third senior brother. In the past few years, he has read almost all the good storybooks on the market. He has never read the story of "The Peddler".
What a coincidence! Chu Danfeng was running out of books, so he stopped tidying up the bamboo house and sat down at the coffee table with a book in his arms.
That was his favorite place to read storybooks. It was just outside his bamboo house. There was a small door above his head, and snacks and hot tea were always placed on the coffee table below. Chu Danfeng picked up the teacup and took a sip, then nestled into the armchair, found the most comfortable position, and opened the book.
Then I was so shocked by the unrestrained and bold illustrations that I spit out my tea.
This this ...
Chu Danfeng choked on his tea and coughed violently, tears streaming down his face. After finally catching his breath, his first reaction was to beat up Hua Tingxuan. He was so young and didn't learn his lesson. Is this something a child should watch? ! But halfway through, he stopped again.
It's not okay to be so reckless. Adolescents are the most sensitive. What if they get angry and rebel? Chu Danfeng thought about it and felt that he had to control his temper and communicate with him calmly. To make him understand the reason, he must first know himself and the other party. He should first read what the book is about. There should be a plot.
Chu Danfeng barely suppressed his temper, sat back with mixed feelings, and opened the book again. But after flipping through a few pages, he became even more upset—this was not only a pornographic comic, but also a gay comic!!!
The jade dildo at the beginning of the book is not used on others, but for the protagonist himself!
Ahhh, what is this trend?! Why would the male protagonist of a harem novel read gay comics? His range of interests is too wide! !
This is a rag literature. The protagonist is a handsome young peddler who sells small gadgets from door to door. However, after flipping through half of the book, Chu Danfeng still couldn't figure out what he was selling, because every time he walked into a store, he would do this or that to the male protagonist of that store. The plots were basically repeated, the only difference being the location and posture.
But surprisingly attractive!
If nothing else, the production is really excellent, and every illustration is lifelike and full of sexiness. Not to mention the children, even he, an adult, blushes when he sees it.
Especially when the peddler was roughly pushed onto the weapons rack at a general's house, he turned his head back pleadingly, his eyes reddened, and he looked very pitiful, his expression was handled delicately and smartly. The general was rough and dark, which made the protagonist look more like a piece of white tofu, especially his buttocks, which were so plump and perky.
Chu Danfeng thought: This foolish boy who has never seen the world might have mistaken the protagonist for a woman.
He even understood Hua Tingxuan a little, because it was actually the first time for him to see a pornographic picture. Even though he knew that the theme was homosexuality, he couldn't help but be attracted to it. It was too novel and exciting, and he became very absorbed in watching it without realizing it.
"Chu Danfeng! I called you several times, are you pretending not to hear me?"
The album was suddenly shrouded in a shadow. Chu Danfeng was startled. When he looked up, he saw Fang Qingya's shocked and indescribable expression.
Chu Danfeng scratched his head: "Fourth Senior Brother, I'm sorry I didn't hear you, what's the matter?"
Fang Qingya would never come to see him unless there was something important, and he never paid much attention to him unless it was something important. Although he liked to be sarcastic, he usually got straight to the point. But this time, he didn't say a word for a long time, and his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Chu Danfeng noticed belatedly that his eyes were fixed on the illustration in his hand.
Oh no!
He suddenly closed the book and coughed, "Let me explain..."
However, Fang Qingya didn't give him a chance at all, and said with a red face: "Chu Danfeng, so you—"
Then he flicked his sleeves and flew away on his sword.
Chu Danfeng: “… …” It doesn’t have to be to the point where I need to fly a sword, right? Am I some kind of monster? Damn it, this is a big misunderstanding.
Ultimately it’s all Hua Tingxuan’s fault!
With Fang Qingya's incident, Chu Danfeng's anger, which had just been suppressed, flared up again. Careful guidance was a secondary matter. He was still so young and didn't learn his lesson. He would be spanked first and then be reasoned with!
Chu Danfeng broke off a peach tree branch, took the erotic painting, and went to look for the child in a threatening manner. However, when he found his junior brother, he was making soup.
"Junior brother, there is a lot of fumes in the kitchen. Be careful not to smoke you. Today we will have your favorite lily sweet soup. You can drink it in half an hour." Hua Tingxuan said earnestly.
“…” As the saying goes, don’t hit someone who smiles at you. Chu Danfeng was instantly deflated.
Hua Tingxuan noticed the peach branch in his brother's hand and his unusual expression, and looked over suspiciously, his sight finally falling on the... "The Peddler" in his other hand? ? !
"!!"
Hua Tingxuan almost knocked over the bowl of soup by mistake. He hurriedly tried to steady it with his bare hands, without realizing how hot it was. But when he was busy steadying the stewing pot, he suddenly had an idea, his eyes rolled, and he calmed down.
He took a deep breath, slowly moved in front of Chu Danfeng, looked at the thin and tough peach branch, glanced at the face of the fifth senior brother, bit his lip and asked in a low voice: "Young senior brother, are you here to punish me?"
From his expression to his tone, he looked so pitiful. But at this moment, Chu Danfeng was in a dilemma. He couldn't just take back the peach branch and say, "It's nothing. I just brought it for fun to discuss the aesthetics of the Spring Palace painting with you." So he raised the album directly in front of Hua Tingxuan with a sneer, "Do you know you are wrong?"
I thought the child would definitely make excuses, but Hua Tingxuan simply removed all his defensive energy and said, "Please punish me, Senior Brother."
As he spoke, he closed his eyes as if he was enduring the pain in advance, and his long eyelashes trembled slightly.
"..." Seeing his obedient appearance, Chu Danfeng's anger disappeared, "Don't you have anything to refute?"
Hua Tingxuan opened his eyes again, his mouth pursed, and he was about to cry: "Little Senior Brother, Xuan'er knows he is wrong, but, but... No, there is no but, Xuan'er accepts the punishment."
The more he heard him say this, the more Chu Danfeng felt that there was something going on, and he asked, "Why are you hesitating? You must explain it clearly today! Where did this thing come from? How many copies have you read?"
Hua Tingxuan stood properly, lowered his head, blushed, and said, "There is only this one book. It was the day I helped Qingfeng of Jinxiu Tower to remove the restrictions. He said he wanted to thank me and insisted on giving it to me. I thought it was a storybook, and I thought my junior brother would like it, so I brought it back, but I didn't expect..."
It turned out to be that male brothel owner, what a bastard! He said his child was innocent, how could he watch such things for no reason? No wonder it was a gay comic, wasn't Jinxiu Tower a brothel
But Hua Tingxuan is only twelve years old, how can he give that kind of book to a child? Sure enough, there is nothing good in the brothel!
Chu Danfeng was so angry that he was about to go and settle the score with Qingfeng, but was stopped by Hua Tingxuan.
"Young Senior Brother, forget it. Xuan'er is also wrong. He shouldn't have looked at it." Hua Tingxuan tugged at his sleeve and asked timidly in a low voice, "Is this 'dual cultivation'?"
Chu Danfeng: “…”
The most worrying problem still occurred. This child doesn't understand the relationship between men and women yet, but instead watches gay porn first. Is it okay for a little straight boy's enlightenment education to be gay comics
Don't lead the child astray.
Chu Danfeng sighed and threw away the peach branch, "Come on, Senior Brother will tell you about it."
The two returned to the bamboo house. Chu Danfeng racked his brains for a long time, and used the most euphemistic words and a scientific and objective attitude to give the child a physiology lesson, trying his best to shape correct and healthy values for him.
Chu Danfeng broke into a sweat while talking. He thought he had expressed himself in a measured way and his knowledge was comprehensive enough, and the child would definitely benefit a lot from it.
Hua Tingxuan really showed an open mind to learn. He sat upright and just sniffed calmly. His mind was full of thoughts: Junior brother's physique is really amazing. Even his sweat smells good.
Chu Danfeng wiped his sweat and said, "Not only men and women in the mortal world can do this, but also people who practice Taoism can do it. They can even use exercises to help each other improve their cultivation. This is called dual cultivation."
Hua Tingxuan: “…” It smells so good.
Chu Danfeng: "This matter is not mysterious, nor is it obscene, so we need to treat it correctly."
Hua Tingxuan: “…” The album said that the peddler was ‘sweating profusely’ after being fucked. If it was Junior Brother, would he be ‘sweating profusely’
Chu Danfeng: "Do you understand everything I said today?"
"Ah?" Hua Tingxuan suddenly came back to his senses, "Ah, I understand."
After a moment, he continued, "However, Xuan'er has a question. Junior Brother has been saying that there is one man and one woman, but the album clearly shows two men."
Chu Danfeng: “…” He couldn’t get around this question after all, but luckily he had already thought of an answer.
"Xuan'er." Chu Danfeng said seriously.
Hua Tingxuan immediately sat up straight and clenched his fingers nervously. He knew that the junior brother liked women, otherwise he would not have given up his life for the seventh junior sister in his previous life, and he would not have lingered in brothels in this life.
Ever since he learned that Chu Danfeng had the memories of his previous life, he no longer cared who his junior brother had liked, but... he suddenly didn't dare to listen.
Hua Tingxuan: "Junior Brother, I, I don't want to listen anymore."
He was so afraid to hear Chu Danfeng say something like "two men are disgusting" with his own ears.
Chu Danfeng thought the child was shy, and became more serious: "No, this is very important."
Hua Tingxuan opened his mouth, but finally lowered his head, as if waiting for judgment, his whole body stiff and uncomfortable.
Chu Danfeng: "The harmony of yin and yang is natural. Two men together is against morality and is extremely treasonous. They should be despised by others."
For a moment, Hua Tingxuan suspected that all the blood in his body had been drained. It turned out that Senior Brother hated men so much...
If he hates it so much, would it be considered forcing him if I continue to pester him
The words "forcing someone to do something against their will" have never been in Hua Tingxuan's dictionary. In his previous life, he traveled across the three realms and regarded even human lives as worthless. When had he ever considered other people's feelings
Even if he was reborn, it was ultimately due to his own obsession and possessiveness. But now, he actually thought of the four words "forcing someone to do something against their will".
"Junior brother, Xuan'er, Xuan'er..." Hua Tingxuan heard himself utter a few words with difficulty, but he was hesitant to say the word "taught" at the end.
But Chu Danfeng changed the subject: "If you hear someone say this in the future, don't agree with it!"
Hua Tingxuan: "Yes... ah?"
Chu Danfeng: "How others fall in love is their business. What I really hate is not the splitting of peaches and the cutting of sleeves, but what people say. Some people, if they have different cognitions and ideas from them, others are extremely rebellious... It's the greatest absurdity in the world! Moral standards are to be required of oneself, not to be used to kidnap others. Whether a person has sex with a man or a woman, as long as it does not affect others, it has nothing to do with others, and no one is qualified to comment on them. Do you remember this?"
Hua Tingxuan was stunned: "... I've got it."
After a moment, he asked carefully, "Do you really think so, little brother?"
Chu Danfeng: “Of course.” He knew that as a modern man, his ideas might be somewhat different from the surrounding environment. However, he still wanted to teach the child he raised the word “tolerance”, especially since the child had a promising future and would unify the three realms. As a superior, he was more tolerant. Would this cultivation world also see a few small changes
It was a rare occasion for Chu Danfeng to speak from a high position, but the child didn't understand his profound meaning at all. Hua Tingxuan pursed his lips and smiled, and said in surprise and shyness: "Xuan'er knows."
Chu Danfeng thought the child had listened and felt relieved.
On this day, both of them were immersed in their own emotions, inexplicably harmonious.
Until nightfall, the two of them lay on the same bed, Chu Danfeng thought vaguely: In a year or two at most, we will be able to sleep in separate beds successfully. The child has already started studying erotic pictures, so how long will it take for him to grow up
At that time, his retirement plan will officially begin.
As I was thinking, I fell into a deep sleep.
Hua Tingxuan slept very uneasily.
Perhaps it was because he was too stimulated during the day that he had a dream at night. Hua Tingxuan dreamed that he seemed to be a general. One day, he met a coquettish peddler outside the mansion. On a whim, he took out an ingot of silver and bought his entire load of goods.
He handed the load of goods to the servants and personally led the peddler into the inner courtyard. The inner courtyard was empty except for a peach tree, standing gracefully in the middle. When the hot warm wind blew, the peach petals fell on the weapon rack under the tree.
At some point, the peddler broke off a slender and flexible peach branch, lowered his head and bluffed: "If you dare to do anything to me, I will beat you!"
"General Hua" unbuttoned his outer robe, revealing his strong honey-colored muscles, and said sincerely: "If you want to hit me, I will bear the punishment and never resist."
This conversation was completely irrelevant, but it went on without any sense of incongruity in Hua Tingxuan's dream.
The peddler still had his head down, so his face couldn't be seen. He threw down the peach branch and resumed his submissive behavior as in the pornographic painting: "I dare not."
Then, he was pushed onto the weapon rack by "General Hua", and his pants were peeled off, revealing his white flesh. The thin and tough peach branch fell into General Hua's hands at some point, and he pulled it away, leaving a thin red mark and a sticky cry for mercy.
"How dare you disobey this general?" He recited the lines from the script, but saw the peddler finally turned around, his peach blossom eyes were red, and it was Chu Danfeng's face.
"!!!"
"General Hua" was so scared that he dropped the peach branch, thinking that he had hurt his brother again. He wanted to turn around and run away, but his body went against his will and instead pressed forward even more violently.
Ever since Chu Danfeng merged with the demon pill and obtained the body of a cauldron, his body has become extremely sensitive, even in his dreams. He woke up in a sweat, feeling uncomfortable and dry all over.
"Is it possible that sleeping next to someone is no longer okay? I'm becoming too hypocritical." Chu Danfeng unbearably lifted the quilt to get some fresh air, reflecting half-heartedly. When he regained consciousness, he realized that something was wrong.
It’s not my problem, but Hua Tingxuan is hugging me in his dream...
Chu Danfeng: “…”
“… … ”
“… … ”
He was rubbing it quite vigorously.
Chu Danfeng's face became darker and darker, but after all, Hua Tingxuan did not mean to do that, and he could not blame someone who was sleeping. Forget it, just push Sixth Junior Brother away.
The child has really grown up... We must sleep in separate beds tomorrow!
Chu Danfeng carefully pushed the man away, but somehow stimulated Hua Tingxuan. He suddenly hugged him tightly and then trembled.
“… … ”
“… … ”
Chu Danfeng's face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot. He threw all his fatherly feelings out of the window and kicked the child off the bed.
Chu Danfeng still remembered that day, Hua Tingxuan stood outside the door all night holding a small quilt, cursing pitifully and swearing that he would never dirty his bed again. He didn't know how long he cried, and Chu Danfeng almost cried so hard that he softened his heart and broke down.
However, he finally hardened his heart and decided to sleep in a separate bed from his child.
Children will eventually grow up and cannot be protected under wings like chicks forever. Besides, Hua Tingxuan is not a chick. If we must compare him to a bird, he should be a ferocious bird of prey.
Hua Mengqi tried every possible means, including pretending to be a good boy and throwing a tantrum, but he failed to win the heart of the young brother for several days. Finally, he had to accept his fate and moved to the side room.
The side room was separated from Chu Danfeng's master bedroom by a wall, so at least it wasn't too far away. The only advantage was that he could study Qingfeng's 'treasures' to his heart's content late at night.
Chu Danfeng later proposed to build another bamboo house for the child, but was rejected by Hua Tingxuan verbally - refusing to move out of his junior brother's bamboo house was his last stubbornness.
Chu Danfeng compromised. The child was still young, so it was understandable that he didn't want to leave him suddenly. So he let him live in the side room as a transition.
However, he never expected that this "transition" would last for a full six years. In the blink of an eye, Hua Tingxuan had grown from an ignorant boy into a tall young man. Not only had his cultivation improved steadily, but his height also grew rapidly. Now he is a head taller than Chu Danfeng.
Eighteen years old.