Finally woke up!
Chu Danfeng let go of the bulge and chirped happily, "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!"
—Get up, get up, go out today! Go collect the debt from my senior brother!
However, the sixth junior brother who was at level ten of bird language was particularly slow today. He did not answer him for a long time. He just looked at Chu Danfeng with a red face, hesitant to speak.
"Chiu?" Chu Danfeng tilted his round head in confusion.
What's wrong with this child? Why is he so dull today and his face is so red? Did he catch a cold at night
He was a little worried and wanted to test the child's temperature, but just as he jumped forward a step, his foot stepped on a bump and Hua Tingxuan suddenly jumped up as if he was stimulated by something.
"!" Chu Danfeng grabbed Hua Tingxuan's collar with one claw under reflex. This time the belt was completely loose, and the inner clothes completely slipped off. Chu Danfeng shook his tail feathers and grabbed the collar of the clothes. The fluffy little body swayed with the collar. At first, he thought it was a bit fun, but then he froze...
The open collar revealed a strong, white chest, but one spot was particularly eye-catching: the nipple was erect due to blood congestion, and the surrounding area was covered with red marks from being pecked.
“!!!!”
WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF!!!
Chu Danfeng finally realized where he had pecked and why the child was blushing.
Oh my god! Is there a crack in the ground? He wants to crawl in.
This is so fucking embarrassing!!!
Chu Danfeng stiffened like a piece of wood. His claws loosened and he fell straight down. Fortunately, Hua Tingxuan was quick-witted and caught his little senior brother.
Chu Xiaoniao simply pretended to be dead, turned over its fluffy white belly, and relaxed its little wings as if it had lost all desire to live.
Just kick your feet and live in peace with the worldjpg.
Hua Tingxuan's heart was still beating wildly. Seeing his little brother pretending to be dead, he was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. He couldn't help but poke the fluff on Chu Danfeng's belly: "Little brother, it's okay. I don't blame you."
“…” Chu Danfeng continued to play dead.
Hua Tingxuan: "It doesn't hurt at all."
"..." Chu Danfeng did not move.
Hua Tingxuan said shyly: "If you like, you can come anytime..."
Chu Danfeng jumped up, his little wings flapping in anxiety, leaving afterimages: “Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!”
—Who likes it? No, listen to my explanation! Wait, you are shy bubble teapot! !
Chu Danfeng felt that he could not clear himself even if he jumped into the Yellow River. What could he say to make Hua Tingxuan believe that it was just a misunderstanding. There were so many wrinkles on the inner garment, and a small bulge was not abrupt. He did not even think about it, but just pecked at it based on the instinct of a bird. This was just like a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder who wanted to cut off something that was not neat.
Just when Chu Xiaoniao was still struggling, Sixth Junior Brother actually started to take off his clothes.
In fact, Hua Tingxuan also understood that there must be some misunderstanding here. At least he was not confident enough to think that Chu Danfeng would have any improper thoughts about him. The junior brother was such a brilliant person. As long as he was given a little chance, the whole world would be able to see his brilliance.
And I am just a demon with blood on my hands who only knows how to kill.
But the reason why Hua Tingxuan was able to unify the three realms in just a few decades was not only due to his thundering methods, but also because he understood the eight-character mantra "Opportunity is hard to come by, once lost, it will never come back."
No matter how you look at it, it was Junior Brother who spoke first this time, and if I don’t add fuel to the fire, it would be a waste of this God-given opportunity.
The brat was quite quick, stripping himself naked in no time, and tensing his muscles in a very deliberate way.
People who practice Taoism emphasize the cultivation of "Qi" and generally do not pay attention to physical training, but Hua Tingxuan has a very good figure. He is thin in the way that young people are, but not frail. He is strong and sturdy, full of spiritual power, like a wolf cub ready to go.
The wolf cub carefully hid his sharp claws and said shyly and embarrassedly: "Little Senior Brother, Xuan'er just lied. In fact, I am a little uncomfortable."
"Here," Hua Tingxuan pointed to his chest, "It hurts. I don't dare to put on clothes. Can you rub it for me, Junior Brother?"
Chu Danfeng: “…”
Chu Danfeng really wanted to say something bad, you are not a three-year-old baby, how can you be so delicate, why would you rub your ass!
But in the final analysis, it was all my own fault, and it was pecked pretty hard, leaving a large red area, which was painful just to look at.
"That's all!" Chu Danfeng thought. He shook his short tail feathers fearlessly, then flapped his wings and flew over, deciding to use his round, fluffy body to "rub" the sixth junior brother a few times as a way of comforting him.
But before he could rub it twice, Hua Tingxuan uttered a very light, long "hmm".
"!!!"
The sound was like being hurt, or... not very dignified anyway.
Chu Danfeng was so embarrassed that the hair on his head stood up. Somehow, he suddenly remembered that long-lost dream - when he used the Yaolang Fujin grass to repair his dantian, he repeatedly dreamed of the grown-up young man Dahua doing this and that to him - he flew away as if he had been electrocuted, and fell to the highest point of the bed curtain, but when he lowered his head, he met Hua Tingxuan's gaze, with an innocent face and full of confusion.
“… … ”
Chu Danfeng was extremely ashamed.
It seems that my head is full of pornographic garbage. I am "judging a child by his own standards". Xuan'er is only eighteen years old and very naive! He has never touched a girl's hand since he was a child. What can he understand
But even if he figured it out, Chu Danfeng couldn't be "comforted" anymore. The old dreams and reality blended together, making him fly away as if escaping.
Only Hua Tingxuan was left sitting cross-legged on the bamboo bed. The innocent expression on his face had completely faded. His thumb stroked the skin on his chest that Chu Xiaoniao had just touched. There was still a trace of spring love on his cheek. He slowly raised his lips: "Why are you so flustered? Have you finally realized that I'm a man?" and not the kid who knows nothing as you thought.
Chu Danfeng felt that he was socially dead today. The last time he was so embarrassed, it was because Huang Changtian invited him to visit a brothel using a sound transmission jade disc... Oh, Hua Tingxuan was also there that time.
Damn it.
Do I still have an image in front of my junior fellow apprentice
Old father Chu felt hopeless and flew around in the master bedroom of the bamboo house with his little wings flapping twice before he gradually calmed down and remembered the important things.
When Chu Danfeng struggled to hold a piece of 'betting certificate' in front of his sixth junior brother, Hua Tingxuan was already dressed neatly, his expression returned to normal, and he did not mention a word about what had just happened, which made Chu Danfeng quietly relieved.
Hua Tingxuan took the voucher, glanced at it, and couldn't help but smile, "So Junior Brother used all his wealth to buy me to win."
Chu Danfeng: “Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!”
—Yes, let’s go and cash it in! After exchanging the spiritual stones, we will become rich overnight. Senior Brother will take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks!
Chu Danfeng yelled in excitement, tilting his short, almost non-existent neck, and the fur on his chest exploded into a ball, making him look like a round fur ball with a tail. Hua Tingxuan couldn't help it, so he stroked Chu Xiaoniao's furry little head with two fingers and said, "Let's go, I'll go with my brother to collect the debt."
Zhuang Jia is the only medical practitioner in the Shuangji Sect and a disciple of his twelfth uncle Xiao Cangwu. He is currently tending to spiritual plants in the spiritual medicine garden.
When Hua Tingxuan handed over the 'betting certificate', the other party's first reaction was to deny it.
"Junior Brother Hua," the dealer bowed with a bitter face, "You also know that there was a problem with this sword drawing competition. The entire mountain protection formation of Wanjian Peak was broken. All the uncles and uncles joined the battle, but it has not been repaired yet. Except for you, no one else can draw a sword. Doesn't the bet count as invalid?"
Before Hua Tingxuan could answer, Chu Xiaoniao was already so angry that he jumped up and down on his junior brother's shoulder and shouted angrily: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!"
— Unscrupulous dealer! Didn’t you say “I will accept the loss and leave the bet”
The disciple asked curiously, "Junior Brother Hua, is this your flying pet? It turns out it can shrink. It looked so majestic when it spread its wings and flew that day. I didn't expect it to be so cute after shrinking. It looks like a ball of yarn. Can I touch it?"
Hua Tingxuan slapped his hand away and said coldly, "I'm willing to admit defeat and I'll let you go."
Chu Xiaoniao puffed out her chest and echoed, "Chirp!"
"The bet has to be made before you can leave... Actually, it would be fine if it was a little less, but six hundred high-grade spirit stones, how can you bet that much? I can't afford to pay even if you kill me, so let's make a deal, can't you return the six hundred spirit stones in full?"
Hua Tingxuan shook the certificate in his hand: "It's written in black and white, you want to deny it?"
The dealer probably couldn't come up with 5,400 high-grade spirit stones. He stiffened his neck and said, "Opening a gambling game privately is against the sect's rules. Even if you report it to the sect leader, I don't have the money!"
Seeing that his dream of getting rich might be shattered, Chu Danfeng immediately started to curse passionately: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!"
Hua Tingxuan stroked Chu Danfeng's feathers soothingly, "Don't worry, insults won't solve the problem."
After that, he nodded politely to the banker and said, "Brother, can I have a word with you?"
"Everything can be discussed," Hua Tingxuan said to Chu Danfeng, "Let's find a place where it's convenient to talk. Bodhi Buddha Flower can't be without people. Xiao... you take care of this brother, we will be back soon."
Looking at Hua Tingxuan dragging the banker away, Chu Danfeng couldn't help but feel emotional: the boy has really grown up, he is able to handle things properly, and he can negotiate with that man calmly. In comparison, it is he who has lost his composure.
While he was reflecting on himself, Chu Danfeng suddenly heard a burst of clear, sweet and soft laughter.
When did Uncle Twelve accept a female disciple
The scale of this spiritual medicine garden was incomparable to Ye Bailu's small medicine field. It was so large that one could not see the end of it. Chu Danfeng curiously flew to the end of the spiritual flower field and unexpectedly saw a group of familiar faces.
Tang Yingdong and several fellow sisters were picking spiritual fruits with small baskets. Twelve-Uncle's favorite student, Mo Lin, was by their side, diligently instructing them which fruits were more spiritual.
Chu Danfeng was about to sigh, "It turns out to be a mouthful of dog food" when he heard his own name.
"Bixia Pavilion really wants to take this opportunity to find a husband for its young pavilion master? Then wouldn't there be many young talents coming to this sect competition, and we can feast our eyes on them."
"Will this young talent be more handsome than Senior Brother Chu?"
"Chu Danfeng? Although he is recognized as the 'most beautiful man', unfortunately he is a playboy and loves to hang out in brothels. His name 'Peach Blossom Fan' has long been known throughout the sect. Bixia Pavilion values a man's reputation the most. The young Pavilion Master probably wouldn't be interested in him."
"???" Chu Danfeng's red hair slowly stood up. What peach blossom fan? What pure reputation? Why didn't he understand a single word