Dirty...blood
Although Chu Danfeng didn't know much about the wedding process, he was not without common sense. On the wedding night, the white handkerchief... wasn't it the "blood loss"
This thing is a special prop to prove whether the bride is a virgin. Although it is feudal, it is indeed a traditional part of the wedding night. But the problem is... she is not a woman at all! ! Do all the ghosts in the Youquan Palace from top to bottom have to selectively pretend to be blind like this!
The ghost maids were not idle either. They scattered dates, chestnuts and other dried fruits on the quilts, chanting: "Sweep east, sweep west, a pair of girls, a pair of little girls."
The ghost grandmother bowed to Hua Tingxuan and Chu Danfeng, "A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, and I will leave now."
After saying this, she told the maids and servants to leave, and closed the door, leaving only the two newlyweds inside.
Hua Tingxuan used a wedding scale to lift the red veil on Chu Danfeng's head. The two looked at each other for a moment. He still had a white towel in his hand and said with a red face, "Junior Brother."
Chu Danfeng: “…” Don’t hold that thing and look at me like that!
Chu Danfeng was still dressed as a woman, but unlike the thin bathrobe she had worn in the hot spring pool that day, she was now wearing a phoenix coronet and a bridal robe, and gorgeous pearls and jade that made her eyes look even brighter and more radiant.
Hua Tingxuan's eyes became even more fervent: "Junior Brother."
… Stop screaming!
Chu Danfeng's ears were also a little hot, but he still forced himself to change the subject, "I don't know if I can get through this night safely and leave tomorrow."
Hua Tingxuan held the handkerchief in her hand without saying a word, her eyes sparkling.
"..." Chu Danfeng couldn't stand his gaze, touched his nose, looked around the bridal chamber, and found that apart from a carved step-out bed, there was a crescent table with red candles and a pot of wine on it - there was not even a chaise longue in the room.
"This bed is quite big. Ha, it's getting late, why don't we just rest." Anyway, they have been slept in the same bed all the way, and it would seem pretentious to suggest sleeping in separate beds at this time.
The main thing is... it won't be awkward if I fall asleep.
However, the ghost woman's voice was heard outside the house: "Bride, don't be impatient, the wedding wine has not been drunk yet!"
No, why are you so anxious? Who is anxious
Chu Danfeng almost choked to death on his own saliva.
"Ahem... She, she, ahem, why hasn't she left yet?"
Hua Tingxuan patted his back to calm him down, "I guess this is 'eavesdropping at the wall', also known as 'eavesdropping at the new house'. In folk culture, some people even invite people to eavesdrop, kill roosters, and smear rooster blood on the tip of the nose of the person eavesdropping at the wall. There are many things to pay attention to, just to fulfill the saying 'if people don't listen, ghosts will.' I guess this saying has come true, there really is a ghost eavesdropping at the door."
Chu Danfeng: “…”
Thinking of the ghost granny and the others listening to the noise outside the door, Chu Danfeng felt a chill. He rubbed the goose bumps on his arms and said, "Then, let's drink a cup of wine together."
Fang Qingya probably knew something, and he repeatedly reminded that the ceremony could not be stopped and there could not be any mistakes, so the process of drinking the wine from the cup could not be omitted.
Hua Tingxuan nodded with a red face. He was dressed in a bright red wedding dress, with delicate eyebrows and eyes under the lamp, looking like a young and heroic man, yet so gentle as if he was the young wife.
Seeing Sixth Junior Brother being so shy, Chu Danfeng was not so embarrassed. He calmed himself down, acted like an elder, lifted up his skirt like a robe, and sat down: "It's all for the mission, it's nothing."
Hua Tingxuan's eyes darkened when he heard that, he pursed his lips and said "hmm", but he still took the initiative to pour the wine, as obedient as a little lamb.
Chu Danfeng sighed in his heart. He felt that pushing him away again and again was the right thing to do. But he also felt that he was a scumbag who dumped him after having sex. He was a piece of shit.
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Hua Xiaoyang raise his glass and take a sip. After a moment, he smiled and said, "I've tried this wine. It's fine. Drink it, little brother."
… This kid, it turns out he was testing the poison on himself! How could he be so reckless? What if the alcohol was really problematic
The Sixth Junior Brother in this life was surprisingly sensible. It seemed that he had known how to take care of him since he was very young, and it had become a habit for the two of them over the years.
But I...
Chu Danfeng felt increasingly mixed emotions.
The young man refilled the wine and pushed the cup in front of Chu Danfeng. Chu Danfeng picked up the cup and was about to drink, but was stopped by his junior brother, "This is how you drink the wedding wine."
Hua Tingxuan held Chu Danfeng's hand and guided him to wrap his arm around her.
Hand in hand, elbow in elbow, the wine tasted spicy and sweet, burning hot in the throat and slowly burning up the face.
Hua Tingxuan didn't let him go. He looked at Chu Danfeng with his phoenix eyes: "Junior Brother said this is a mission, but I don't think so. I have worshiped heaven and earth with you, watched the wedding candle, and drank the wedding wine with you. Even if I die here after tonight, Xuan'er will have no regrets."
"..." Chu Danfeng pulled his hand free and said fiercely, "Don't talk nonsense, we..."
He looked into Hua Xiaomianyang's dark phoenix eyes and was at a loss for words, so he changed the subject and said, "We will definitely be able to turn danger into safety and walk out of this Luofeng Secret Realm alive."
At this moment, the ghost woman's voice sounded again outside the door, "It's getting late, the newlyweds should go to bed early! Finish the work early so that I can rest too!"
… Damn, you are a ghost, why are you resting your balls!
Chu Danfeng was really panicking this time. 'Every step must be completed before we can successfully walk out of Hengha Lane.' Now it seems that the "bridal chamber" is also a necessary step.
What should he do? He would never rape his Sixth Junior Brother again. Even if he really made it to the last step, two grown men would never have a chance to bleed!
"I have a way." Hua Tingxuan said suddenly.
Chu Danfeng quickly raised his index finger to his lips and pointed at the door vigilantly - those ghosts were watching and listening!
Hua Tingxuan obediently whispered: "They want white towels, just give them, but you have to pretend to give them one."
After saying that, he suddenly stepped forward. Chu Danfeng felt something was wrong and subconsciously took a few steps back, "You you you—"
Chu Danfeng had nowhere to retreat with his back against the wooden bedpost. Hua Tingxuan stretched out his long arms, wrapped him in his arms and kissed him.
Kiss, go!
This was their third kiss.
But it was different from the previous two times when he just tasted it briefly. Hua Tingxuan held his lip beads in his mouth, licked, sucked and nibbled them, then stretched out his tongue to conquer him.
Chu Danfeng was initially concerned about the ghost woman and ghost maid outside the door, and was afraid of complications, so he did not dare to struggle. But later, he really felt comfortable being kissed.
I have to admit, this kid is really good at it!
Is he really a pure little boy who has never even held a girl's hand? Oh, yes, he is no longer like that. I had already abused him "that night".
Chu Danfeng was kissed until he felt dizzy, but suddenly he felt a pain in his lower lip and his eyes widened suddenly.
Hua Tingxuan bit his lower lip with his canine teeth, then licked it gently with the tip of his tongue before letting him go. Both of them were breathing unsteadily.
It is said that "beauty is best seen under the lamp". At this moment, Chu Danfeng stared with a pair of misty peach blossom eyes, pupils like lacquer, and red lips slightly opened. Because of the fierce kiss, they were a little red and swollen, and there was a layer of moist water color on them.
He was also wearing a phoenix coronet and a bridal robe. His skin was as delicate as the finest white porcelain, with a hint of cherry pink tinged with lust. His hair hung down, and he had a peach blossom hairpin on his forehead.
Hua Tingxuan's Adam's apple rolled before he explained in a hoarse voice: "The white towel needs blood."
Chu Danfeng suddenly realized and hurriedly touched his lower lip. While he was relieved, he also felt a little disappointed that he didn't even notice: It turned out... it was for blood.
Why didn't you say it earlier? There's no need to make so much trouble.
However, it doesn't seem to hurt that much when my lip is bitten, it's almost the same as a normal bite.
Thinking of this, he wiped his lower lip and looked at his fingertips.
… Nothing? Where’s the blood
When she looked up again, she saw Hua Tingxuan calmly biting his finger and chuckled: "You really believed it? How could I bear to hurt you?"
Chu Danfeng: ...What the hell
Hua Tingxuan said that he couldn't bear to hurt Chu Danfeng, but he was ruthless when it came to attacking himself. He didn't bite through it the first time, so he frowned, bit the tip of his teeth on the tip of his finger, bit it hard, and then pulled it hard, and blood gushed out.
It's totally different from the beautiful scenes in TV dramas where people bite their fingers easily! The fingers are connected to the heart, it really hurts to watch!
Chu Danfeng felt the same way and felt that his finger was hurt by looking at it, but Hua Tingxuan squeezed the injured area without changing his expression, and bright red blood dripped onto the towel.
Hua Tingxuan: "That should be fine."
Chu Danfeng nodded, but suddenly slapped his forehead: "That's not right!"
He whispered in secret: "Those ghosts are still outside the door!" They can stick their heads through the wall, so their little trick might not be hidden from their eyes!
"It doesn't matter. I have already set up the barrier."
Hmm? Barrier? When did it happen? How come he didn't notice it at all!
Hua Tingxuan: "So, they can't see anything."
"Oh, good..." What a bubble teapot! If he can cast a barrier, then what's the point of that kiss just now? Can't he just bite his finger
Chu Danfeng felt that his face, which had just cooled down, became hot again. He didn't know whether it was because of embarrassment or anger.
There is also a little bit of indescribable joy.
Hua Tingxuan used another trick, and the injured finger instantly looked like it was back to normal. "You go to bed first, um... just pretend, I'll remove the barrier and go deliver the handkerchief."
Chu Danfeng followed the instructions and got on the bed. The so-called "pretending" naturally meant pretending to have just done something unspeakable. He took off his phoenix crown and bridal robe, thought for a moment, and grabbed a handful of hair, trying to fake the appearance of having just been ravaged.
Chu Danfeng took off all his clothes except for a red bellyband and asked, "Do you think this is okay?"
There is no way, the bridal outfit prepared by Painted Skin Ghost is a complete set, covering everything from inside to outside.
Chu Danfeng felt that wearing a bellyband would at least cover up a bit, which was better than taking it off completely, otherwise it would be too embarrassing. Little did he know that "holding the lute half-covered" was the highest realm of appreciating beauty. Hua Tingxuan looked at him deeply, removed the barrier, and pushed the door open to leave.
Several ghosts outside the door walked straight through the door and fell to the ground - they were obviously trying hard to listen to the wall, but due to the barrier, they could neither hear nor see anything.
Hua Tingxuan looked down at them and handed over a white towel stained with scarlet. "Here."
The ghost woman got up first, took the towel, looked at it for a long time, and murmured, "It's really blood."
Hua Tingxuan: "So, we have passed the test?"
The ghost woman said: "But you, the groom, cast a spell, so we didn't see anything."
Hua Tingxuan glanced at her and said arrogantly: "How can I let others see my wife?"
When he left Chu Danfeng, he lost his gentleness and submissiveness, and his aura was no longer restrained.
Ghosts would show some respect to people with heavy karma of killing. The ghost woman was instinctively afraid of him. She hesitated for a moment and did not dare to ask further. Finally, she said reluctantly: "That makes sense. You have passed the test. But you have to wait until the sun comes out tomorrow before you can leave. This is the rule of Hengha Alley."
Since this was the rule of the secret realm, Hua Tingxuan had no objection. He just set up a barrier to prevent peeping in front of the ghost woman, and then went back to the room and closed the door.
Outside the door, the ghost lady was about to lead the ghosts away, but was stopped by a man in a black hat, "Why? Are you leaving now?"
"Hello, Lord Ji. Nothing has happened to them. I am leaving now." The ghost woman bowed to him and briefly told him what had just happened.
Ji Xiao: "Do you really believe his lies?"
Ghost Granny: "We took the white scarf as a token, and we didn't find any flaws."
"No flaws? Such obvious flaws," Ji Xiao sneered, "How could we, the demon race, be so fast? Even if he is a bastard..."
He snatched the blood-stained handkerchief and said with a sigh, "It's the blood of the demons. This blood... belongs to my cheap nephew."
Ghost Granny: "This... But no matter whose blood it is, they have indeed passed the test."
Ji Xiao waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter. Everyone has to die anyway. Are there so many 'new couples' who will turn their fake love into real love just to survive? As long as one couple fails, then..."
The ghost woman couldn't help but ask, "Master Ji, now things have changed. Fang has warned them in front of so many people. What if they really turn their fake play into reality?"
"Heh," Ji Xiao's black hat trembled, and he sneered, "You'd better catch them. Otherwise, if the souls are not enough, I will use you to replace them, just like those villagers, and put them all into the flying smoke bottle and take them away!"
The ghost grandma shuddered and didn't dare to ask him again, "What does a demon cultivator who doesn't practice ghost ways need so many souls for?"
Fortunately, Ji Xiao showed mercy and did not hold her back. Instead, he took out a bamboo tube, pressed it against the crack in the door, and blew gently.
The ghosts all looked at him curiously.
"This is a good thing that can activate demon blood... It's so rare to see a Dinglu body, how can we waste our wedding night?" Ji Xiao said playfully, "It must be very interesting, I'll give it to my cheap nephew as a gift."