Junk Rat

Chapter 472: Turn over the poor and sing

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Old Wu continued: "I asked the old tramp:'Old man, when did you touch me?'"

"Speaking, I looked at the old tramp up and down, and saw that he was wrapped up with a famous brand from head to toe, but the matching was nondescript, with a suit on top, shorts below, and a pair of leather shoes on his feet. The clothes are still very new, and I don’t know if Which luxury store got it from."

"The old homeless man said:'I came when it was almost dark yesterday, boy, how long have you lived here? Are you alone?'"

"I said:'It's been more than a month, a man, what young man, almost forty.'"

"The old homeless man said:'But I'm 20 years older than you, so it would be nice to call you a young man.' He took out half of the bag and Tianxia from the bag, and gave me one,'Is there anything to eat here?'"

"I said:'You have found the right place. At the end of the corridor is a French restaurant full of high-end dishes.'"

"The old homeless man said cheerfully:'That's okay to dare to love, don't you go?'"

"The old homeless man and I came to the western restaurant and walked into the kitchen. My chef, he helped to clean up a table of good dishes, including cold junior sausages, bacon, canned locust fish, black truffles, sea cucumbers, and tens of thousands of yuan. A small can of Kalu caviar."

"The old tramp sat down at the crystal dining table with a salivating expression, impatiently. Rubbing his hands:'Can you eat it?'"

"I went to the wine cabinet to get a bottle of red wine with the highest price, and said with emotion:'Brother, it's not easy for us to meet together.'"

"The old homeless man was a little moved:'Yes, it's been three months, you are the first living person I met!'"

"I poured two glasses of wine, the old tramp picked up a glass, and when the two touched, the old tramp took a sip, spit out all the wine in his mouth on the pure wool carpet, sticking his tongue out and said:'This What kind of gadget, can it be called wine? Bah, baah, it's worse than pesticides!'"

"I smiled and said:'Brother, your life's poverty, 180,000 bottles of red wine, you say it is awful?'"

"The old tramp stared at me:'What are you talking about? One hundred and eighty thousand bottles?!'"

"I said:'Yes, 180,000!'"

"The old tramp shook his head again and again:'I don't correspond

Believe, who would spend money to drink a bottle of 180,000 pesticides? '"

"I said: "Brother, the life of a rich man is something you can't imagine." Shaking his head, "If you are not used to drinking red wine, let's drink white wine instead."

"I went to the wine cabinet and brought two bottles of Huaxia Baigan again. The price of this wine is not cheap, more than 80,000 bottles. I thought that the old homeless man should be satisfied this time."

"Who knew that he took a sip, closed his eyes and smacked his lips, frowned, and said, "It's not bad, but I can deal with it.""

"I couldn't help but laughed:'Hehe, brother, I think I can find a wine that can satisfy you, I really can't find it in this world.'"

"The old tramp curled his lips:'Who said that? Old Tie Niu Jiu, it's good. After a glass, the whole body is warm and vigorous. It will ensure that you will not worry about the white and soft body of a woman, hehe, hehe.' "

"I smiled. The old iron cow wine that the old tramp said was privately brewed, and cheap liquor sold secretly in the black market. In Eagle City, private winemaking is illegal. I have drunk that wine too, and drank it in my mouth. It's like a knife cutting the tongue."

When I heard this, I thought: "It turns out that private winemaking is not allowed in their world, but I only know now. What else is different from mine?"

Just listen to Old Wu continuing: "The old tramp is a bit boring to talk, but as long as someone can talk, I don't care about the rest."

"I said:'Brother, you are all women when you open your mouth and shut your mouth. Have you ever had a woman?'"

"The old tramp smiled, his eyes narrowed, he dug a bite of caviar and put it in his mouth, swallowed it in his stomach, and said:'Look at me like this, can there be a woman? But. Haha ...'"

"He said with a mysterious face:'But it won't be long before the old man will definitely have it.'"

"I said:'You dream, didn't you just say, in three months, I was the first living person you saw?'"

"The old homeless man knew that he had missed his mouth, so he quickly turned off the topic, pointed to the caviar and said,'What is this dark thing? It's fishy and greasy.'"

"I said:'Caviar.'"

"The old man said:'Caviar, oh, I know

Say, isn't it just a fish ball? He also made a damn good-looking jar, pretending to be a dog. Well, how much is a bottle? '"

"I gave a wry smile:'Don't be scared if you don't understand, what fish balls are not fish balls, this thing is a small can of tens of thousands of yuan, the bite you just ate is worth thousands of dollars.

"The old homeless man became unhappy and said, "Do you look down? What are you? This fish ball, is it your first time to eat this fish egg today? Huh, the root hair on the butt egg, what big tail chicken for me?' "

"I said:'Okay, okay, if you are right, I am a taxi driver, of course I can't afford this stuff.'"

"The old homeless man then eased his tone and said:'That's right, you are not much better than me. In the past, people took your car and gave you a few small dollars. You are not a grandson with your head bowed. Hey. .'"

"I felt unhappy in my heart, but I thought what he said was not unreasonable, so I didn't care about it with him."

"The old homeless man raised the cup:'But now our chance is here, people are dying out, haha, all the fucking stuff on the street belongs to us!'"

"I looked a little ugly, and said:'You all know that people are dying, so gloating?'"

"The old tramp said:'Yeah, shouldn't you be happy? Haha, I live to sixty-five, and finally it's time to exhale.'"

"I said:'You are really a wolf-hearted person. We should sympathize with those who have died, and stop saying these unconscionable words.' After finishing speaking, I drank a big sip of wine unhappily, and I was in a hurry, choking and coughing for a long time."

"The old tramp smiled, raised his neck, drank a glass of wine upside down, and said:'Why should I sympathize with the dead? No one sympathized with me when they were not dead.'"

"I shook my head: "You are reasonable." I thought that his life was unsatisfactory. No wonder he was so cynical.

"The old homeless man filled himself with wine and said, "That's right, this is called Feng Shui turns, and we should enjoy the blessing. You can take everything in the store, and eat the wine and vegetables in the restaurant. Damn this natural disaster, ha ha , God is really eye-opening, let us poor people have a day of turning over!'"

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