The scene froze.
Killing intent surged.
Cao Dan humbly explained: "Then what, I told you last night and asked for your opinions..."
Indeed said.
They did ask for opinions, too.
I also agreed with guilt because I felt that the Reuters incident was caused by my own problems.
But who would have thought that the agreed-upon live broadcast would be a live broadcast that started early in the morning without even a buffer.
Gu Yanshu's gaze was icy cold.
Cao Dan said with a guilty conscience: "Actually, we didn't intend to start the live broadcast so early, but we just happened to be debugging the live broadcast equipment in the public area on the first floor, but we didn't expect you to get up so early and so..."
so what.
Needless to say.
Gu Yanshu thought of Shen Jue and what he had done just now, the knuckles holding the handle of the spoon were turning white, as if they were going to crush Shen Jue and the spoon together in a few minutes, and the eyes that looked at Shen Jue were as cold as Bury him right there.
Shen decided to think, it's over, someone has a thin skin, it's hard to coax them now.
I could only comfort myself: "Fortunately, in this time period, there shouldn't be many..."
Before he finished speaking, Cao Dan interrupted him with a little pride: "The number of real-time online viewers has just exceeded one million!"
"..."
"Now turn on the TV, switch to the online version of Guokong TV, and interact with the audience in real time!"
"..."
After speaking, regardless of the reaction of the three present, he stretched out his chubby finger and quickly pressed the button, and three handsome faces with different expressions suddenly appeared on the 102-inch large screen in the living room.
For the convenience of recording, the first floor is made into a wide flat floor. The kitchen and dining room are open, and there is no visual barrier between them and the living room. In addition, the screen is large enough, the pixels are high enough, and the vision is good enough, so sitting The three people at the dining table could see the barrage clearly.
[Ah! ! ! I'm gone! I am dead! I live! I'm dead again! ! ! ]
[Shen Jue, what's the matter with you! What about your cool and crazy young master character set? ! What are you acting like a spoiled child! What a spoiled child! What a spoiled child! ]
[Gu Yanshu, stay away from that dog man! He told you to feed you to feed it! You smash the bowl on his head! ]
[Being coquettish is a must! It is impossible to smash a bowl! Because of the resolute book szd! ]
[My whole body has spirally exploded and flew into the sky, the corner of my mouth is shoulder to shoulder with the sun! It's good to be alive because it's possible to see anything! ]
[Looking at Weibo last night, I thought it wasn’t rio at all, now I know I was wrong! The Judgment Book is real! It's not true that I perform handstand diarrhea! ]
[The sisters in front don't need to. I care more about what is a friendship that comes out of a bed? And it's not bad to take a shower, wash your hair, eat, drink, and drink. What does this time mean? Comrade Iron Man, if you don’t start talking about it, I’m going to get on the highway by myself! ]
[I'm already on the highway, think about the way Gu Yanshu tied Shen Jue's hair, and then think about the way Gu Yanshu cooks! What kind of aloof male god's unknown wife attributes is this! ]
…
The screen is full of "ahhh", "kswlkswl", "decision book szd" and forget it.
What is the property of a wife.
What's wrong with high speed.
Gu Yan put down the spoon and bowl expressionlessly: "I haven't washed up yet, so I'm going back to my room first."
Shen Jue looked at his clean and pretty face and neat hair: "Didn't wash?"
Gu Yan wrote without changing his expression: "Yes."
Shen Jue looked at his little ears, lowered his head, and concealed the smile in his eyes: "Well, okay, you can go."
With a cold face, Gu Yanshu got up, went upstairs, and disappeared into the live broadcast camera.
leaving a full screen:
[Gu Meili is gone Gu Meili is gone]
[He's shy, he's shy]
[Ears are red, ears are red]
[Don't swipe, don't swipe, it's time to protect Gu Xiaoyao]
It wasn't until he walked into the bathroom, closed the door, and made sure that the camera couldn't take pictures of himself, that he propped himself on the sink and exhaled slowly.
Looking up, the ear tips of the person in the mirror are already red.
Gu Yanshu thought it must be because the indoor heater was too hot.
Turning on the faucet, the fingertips touched the cold water, and then squeezed the earlobe, but couldn't help thinking of the scene just now, so the tip of the ear not only didn't cool down, but became hotter.
But what's hot.
He and Shen Jue obviously have nothing, and it's not a day or two that CP fans like to say strange things.
So no big deal.
Anyway, it was Shen Jue who was exposed for acting like a spoiled child, and it wasn't me who was ashamed, as long as I kept a distance from Shen Jue today and didn't let those people have anything to say.
But what did Shen Jue think when he saw those words
Although he is not homophobic, it does not mean that he likes those jokes.
Will you be unhappy? If you are unhappy and lose your temper again, what should you do
Gu Yanshu twisted his earlobe twice with his fingertips.
Then let go of the phone, took out the phone, turned on Guokong TV, and clicked on the live broadcast of "Cohabitation Life".
With my departure, the first group of CP fans who came here admiringly became a little calmer after howling. There were more passers-by and people eating melons in the barrage, and there were more bad comments and doubts.
And Shen Jue was lazily leaning against the back of the chair, crossed his long legs, touched the table with his fingertips, narrowed his eyes slightly, and smiled at the corners of his lips.
The tone was worn down slightly, and his voice had his usual sarcastic sarcastic taste.
It's like watching a barrage, and then commenting and responding sentence by sentence.
"Why did you ask Gu Yanshu to feed me, don't you have long hands?"
"Don't you have eyes, can't you see that my right hand is injured?"
"Why is your right hand hurt?"
"I suggest you go back and watch the news."
"If you have money, you can do anything wrong and smash other people's cameras to humiliate them?"
"I suggest you go back and watch the news with the one in front."
"Is Gu Yanshu's statement last night trying to clear my name?"
"It is recommended that you take the first two and go back to watch the police report and surveillance video."
"Why is it that Gu Yanshu is on duty but I ask Huang Yinan to cook?"
"Because Gu Yan Shutuan loves you."
"Why is Gu Yanshu the favorite of the group?"
"A person who is good-looking, well-behaved, sensible, hard-working, serious and professional is not worthy of being a group favorite. Do you deserve ten yuan and three keys?"
"Shouldn't I explain it when my fake homophobic character overturns?"
"When did I say I was homophobic? Your own imaginings were imposed on me. It's fine if I didn't sue you for defamation. You still come to question me. You're not reasonable."
"I hate Gu Yanshu?"
"Which eye of yours sees that I hate Gu Yanshu, or which ear hears me say that I hate Gu Yanshu? Didn't you hear the long list of good-looking, well-behaved, sensible, hard-working, serious and professional abilities mentioned earlier?"
"Gu Yanshu and I have actually broken up, but in order to make money, we have to re-bundle marketing and speculate on CP?"
"Sorry, the amount of money in the artist circle is not enough for my family's annual bank deposit interest, so I really can't. By the way, I never speculate on CP."
"Swear on your conscience?"
"Well, I swear by my conscience, I have never fired CP, and I will never fire CP in the future."
Shen Jue's palm covered the position of his heart, his expression was calm, without any hesitation.
Gu Yanshu tapped the edge of the phone with his fingertips.
The phone vibrated suddenly.
［Weibo push: Popular attention@都孔向我喻: Sisters! ! ! It's New Year's Eve! ! ! High sugar ahead, bring your own insulin! ! ! ! #Decision book szd#]
The exclamation point made Gu Yanshu's fingertips tremble slightly.
Accidentally clicked in.
It is already a hot topic, and the popularity is rising rapidly.
The screen was full of ahhs, and Gu Yanshu's eyes were already noisy.
The square is full of screenshots during the live broadcast, frame by frame, infinitely zoomed in.
[They are in the same frame! ]
[They share a room! ]
[Rounding up, they have already bought Coke! ! ! ]
do...i
What does this English word mean
What does it mean to buy a Coke
Gu Yanshu frowned slightly, before reaching Baidu, there was a sudden knock on the bathroom door, and Shen Jue's voice came.
"Gu Yanshu, haven't you finished washing yet? Teacher Sheng and the others are all up, waiting for you to go down and start the official live broadcast."
"immediately."
Gu Yanshu answered indifferently and calmly.
But in a panic, he locked the screen and quickly hid the phone in his pocket, for fear that people outside could see it through the heavy wooden door.
Then he scooped up a handful of cold water, patted his face, and opened the door after patting the heat, with an indifferent expression on his face: "Okay."
He looked dull as if nothing had happened.
There was still a redness at the base of the ears that hadn't completely faded away.
Seeing that Shen Jue really wanted to tease him, but knowing that he was thin-skinned, he was afraid that he would spoil his teasing and ignore him, so he just suppressed a smile and coaxed: "Well, it's fine when it's done."
Gu Yanshu felt that if it wasn't for him making such a mess, there wouldn't be so many incidents. Indifferently bypassed him and went downstairs.
Everyone else downstairs has already arrived, sitting around the table and eating breakfast.
Gu Yanshu chose a seat with his back to the screen and sat down.
Shen Jue sat beside him.
Cao Dan picked up the small speaker: "The live broadcast has officially started. Let's first talk about the rules of today's live broadcast."
rule
What rules do live broadcasts need
Cao Dan cleared his throat.
"After the live broadcast starts, the program group will open the audience voting channel at the bottom right of the screen. After the voting ends, the option with the highest number of votes is the task that all guests need to perform. After the task is performed, the next round of voting will be opened at the same time, and so on until The live broadcast is over. Each round of voting lasts ten minutes."
"In addition, ordinary viewers only have one voting right in each round, and VIP users have three voting rights. At the same time, every gift worth one RMB can get an extra voting right. The accumulation is unlimited and there is no cap. So your idols What to eat and what to do today are all up to you to decide, everyone, act quickly!"
The last sentence "Hurry up and act" has a naked and undisguised infinite yearning for money and ratings.
Everyone looked at Cao Dan silently.
Cao Dan danced on the verge of being beaten under the death stares of everyone: "It seems that everyone likes this interaction method very much! Then let our choreographer come up with the first option!"
If it wasn't for the live broadcast, Cao Dan would have been beaten to death.
Fortunately, it is still live, and everyone still has to take care of their public image more or less, so they can only be pushed out of the shelves.
Looking at the big screen.
The first question is Huang Yinan's whereabouts.
—In order to ensure the live broadcast effect, the six guests will be divided into three groups based on the room, and each group has an exclusive live broadcast channel, so which group do you want the flying guests to join? Come and vote!
Divide the rooms into three groups.
Gu Yanshu reasonably suspected that the program crew was doing something wrong.
If he and Shen Jue were alone for twelve hours, it was hard to imagine what would happen to the CP fans.
He felt that his reputation could be salvaged a little.
"Brother Nan, come with us."
Huang Yinan frowned: "I don't want to be with you."
Gu Yanshu: "?"
"You two are so handsome, walking with you will not help me to become a fan."
Gu Yanshu: "..."
"I'd rather be in a group with two girls, otherwise none of them would do the heavy lifting."
Jie Shuang and Xu Fangfang nodded desperately: "Yes, yes, we also hope that Brother Nan can join us. Otherwise, what should we do if we have to work hard?"
Gu Yanshu turned his head to look at Shen Jue.
Shen Jue was playing with his mobile phone with his left hand, and seemed to feel Gu Yanshu's gaze, and said casually: "I'm free." "
As soon as the voice fell, there was a sudden "bang—" sound from the stereo.
This familiar voice.
Gu Yanshu suddenly had a bad feeling.
Looking back, sure enough.
fireworks rain.
ten.
Presented to user: @小沉小gu Tiansheng a pair.
Barrage: There are no light bulbs in the world of Jujueshu.
Huang Yinan's option to join the girl group received 10,000 more votes in an instant.
"..."
Ten minutes later, Gu Yanshu and Shen Jue walked to the crossover VJ with a cold face.
As soon as the exclusive crossover is turned on, the barrage is like a cult.
Gu Yanshu tried not to look at those shameful remarks, and focused on the lower right corner.
—The cohabitation life has been recorded for three days. After hard work and housework, how do you hope that idols will spend today.
A. Sleeping at home.
B. Continue to work.
C. Playground.
The barrage suddenly came:
[A good! sleep! You give me sleep! Put me to sleep now! ]
[sisters! wake up! That sleep will be banned! Wouldn't he be happy on a funfair double date! ]
…
Gu Yanshu was very vigilant: "Who will pay for the tickets to the amusement park?"
"Of course it will be deducted from your account."
"..." Gu Yanshu, "Then I choose B."
As soon as the voice fell, the barrage stopped.
[Zai Zai are you crazy! ! ! What a job! Mom stole the battery car to support you! ! ! ]
[Kangkang, the man next to you! What kind of work does he do for you! ]
[Mom will send you money! You go and fall in love with me! ! ! ]
Gu Yanshu tried his best to restrain his calm, and explained gently: "If we don't work to earn money, we will have no food in the future..."
bang bang bang bang—
There are five fireworks in a row.
Add bricks and tiles to the already outstanding option C.
"..."
Gu Yanshu felt a headache, turned his head to look at Shen Jue who was playing with his mobile phone, and said in a bad tone, "Can you say a few words?"
Shen Jue raised his eyebrows: "Do you think it's useful if I say it? And isn't it just money, just earn it, and I will support you."
Brother, support, you.
The barrage exploded again.
Gu Yanshu looked at the barrage that was so dense that the characters could hardly be distinguished, and felt a headache, he shouldn't let Shen Jue speak.
What else can this person do except show off regardless of the occasion.
There is also this @小沉小古天生一些…
never mind.
Don't get angry with strangers.
Gu Yanshu restrained his emotions and remained calm and indifferent.
Look to the last question before we go.
—When your idol arrives at the playground, what do you want him to play the most.
A. roller coaster.
B. Carousel.
C. Haunted house.
D. Pirate ship.
When Gu Yanshu saw the word haunted house, his heart skipped a beat.
"As long as it's not a ghost..."
Bang bang bang bang!
Special effects barrage.
—Real men are never afraid of haunted houses.
The font is super large, one top ten, radiant and dazzling.
Option C plus 20,000 votes.
"..."
Gu Yanshu pressed his knuckles expressionlessly, and made a crisp, killing sound.
This @小沉小gu is a natural couple, and he has a grudge against him.