Seeing that Qin Lang hung up the phone, Tao Ruoxiang asked Qin Lang: "It seems that you are planning to capture this flying monkey, but I want to know, how did you catch such a lawless monkey?"
"No matter how powerful the monkey is, it will not be able to turn the palm of the Tathagata Buddha." Qin Lang chuckled, "Although I am not a Buddha, this monkey is not the Monkey King, so if I want to catch it, the possibility is still relatively high , but the premise is that it should not have left Xiayang City."
"No way, can you really catch this monkey?" Tao Ruoxiang asked in amazement, although Qin Lang's biological knowledge is quite perverted, but to catch a cunning monkey in such a large urban area as Xiayang City, it is very difficult. It is simply a fantasy!
Even Tao Ruoxiang didn't believe it, and Han Xuan couldn't believe it even more. She sighed and said, "When I found out that a monkey stole the briefcase, I had already resigned to my fate. I can only count myself as unlucky. It only took one night." , even catching a person is like finding a needle in a haystack, let alone a monkey that can climb trees and houses.”
"Teacher Tao, in order to stimulate my potential, I would like to ask you a question, if I catch this monkey, how will you reward me?" Qin Lang asked Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
"Mr. Qin, if you can catch the monkey and bring me back the briefcase, I will definitely thank you!" Han Xuan vowed, but she never thought that Qin Lang had no interest in her promise at all. .
Therefore, Qin Lang still stared at Tao Ruoxiang, waiting for her statement.
"If you can help Xuanxuan get her briefcase back, I will really convince you!"
"What's the use if you convince me." Qin Lang said with a smile, "This doesn't count."
"If Mr. Qin wins, Xiangxiang, you agree to go on a date with him." Han Xuan finally said something that in Qin Lang's eyes was still "human words".
"Stop joking, I'm his teacher!" Tao Ruoxiang gave Han Xuan a white look, and then said to Qin Lang, "If you can really help Xuanxuan get her things back, I'll treat you to dinner."
"Eat? Just eat? Teacher Tao, please be a little creative with your rewards." Qin Lang said absent-mindedly.
"You drag it if you don't agree!" Tao Ruoxiang snorted dissatisfiedly, "Who do you think can let me treat you to dinner?"
"Okay, let's eat. However, you must invite me alone. I don't want to be the same as last time, and there is a shit stirrer inside." Qin Lang put forward his own conditions.
"Okay, I promise you." Tao Ruoxiang made a proper concession, but she was also forced to do nothing, Qin Lang was too cunning, Tao Ruoxiang didn't want to trap herself in it.
"You two, please stop flirting and cursing, and help me solve the problem first?" Han Xuan is still concerned about her own troubles. If this problem can't be solved, she will completely say goodbye to this decent job. Bye bye, don't even think about the things you mentioned.
Han Xuan's vanity has always been very strong. If she can't even keep this job, where does her vanity come from? How can she compare with Tao Ruoxiang, a sister like Tao Ruoxiang
"I have a sense of proportion." Qin Lang was a little irritated by Han Xuan's urging, but for Tao Ruoxiang's sake, Qin Lang still started to hunt for monkeys.
Qin Lang first called Han Sanqiang and asked him to arrange five or six younger brothers on duty in every street in Xiayang City, and then waited for his order.
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan thought that Qin Lang had some clever tricks, but when Qin Lang called Han Sanqiang to make arrangements, they thought that Qin Lang just used the crowd tactics and waited for the rabbit, and their confidence in Qin Lang fell to the bottom.
Qin Lang also saw that the two of them lacked confidence in him, so he smiled and said, "Don't judge too quickly, the next arrangement is the key point—alright, the audio file has been downloaded to the phone, we can start now .”
"What audio file?" Tao Ruoxiang asked curiously.
"You want to hear it now?" Qin Lang looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
Tao Ruoxiang vaguely felt that there was nothing good going on, but her curiosity still prevailed, so she nodded and said, "Don't be a fool, tell me what audio file you downloaded."
"Do you really want to hear it?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Tao Ruoxiang said impatiently.
Qin Lang had no choice but to click on the newly downloaded audio file. Immediately, Qin Lang's mobile phone heard a strange "shouting" sound from a monkey. The "overtones" here -
This is not an ordinary monkey call at all, but a monkey call. Chun or the sound made during mating!
Hearing this voice, Tao Ruoxiang's face turned red immediately, even her ears turned red, and she secretly scolded Qin Lang that he was really shameless for having such a perverted hobby.
Although Han Xuan is relatively open in this respect, she still can't stand Qin Lang's behavior. This guy actually downloaded this kind of audio, which can be called the best little bitch.
"Not yet turned off!"
Tao Ruoxiang was almost about to burst into anger. Qin Lang saw Tao Ruoxiang's complexion was unkind, so he quickly turned off the audio, and then explained, "Please don't look at me with colored eyes, okay? I don't have a perverted hobby in this area, but I just drug against each other to clean up that one' Flying monkeys' get ready! According to the current research results, it is not only the calls of human females that can stimulate the excitement of the opposite sex, thereby promoting the opposite sex to reach sexual desire quickly, and monkeys are also the best in this regard. Because monkeys, orangutans and other animals mate The number of times is very frequent, and the male has multiple partners at the same time, so the female monkey must find a way to extract the male monkey's sperm, and this method is 'shouting'."
Qin Lang paused for a moment, seeing that the two women had already listened, so he continued in a scientific tone: "Studies have shown that when monkeys and orangutans mate, if the female does not 'cry', the probability of the male releasing sperm is less than 100%. 10% of them, and 80% on the contrary. Therefore, many female monkeys are experts in this area, and they know how to arouse the desire of male monkeys."
"Which monkey do you want to lure out with these calls?" Tao Ruoxiang seemed to understand Qin Lang's thoughts.
"Teacher Tao is really smart!" Qin Lang nodded with a smile, "I asked people to play similar audio on mobile phones in every street, and it will definitely attract the attention of that 'flying monkey', as a person who often lives alone in the city , A monkey who has been away from the monkey group for a long time and cannot vent its lust, it must be very eager for the comfort of the opposite sex, so it will definitely show up!"
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan were suddenly dumbfounded, from their previous contempt for Qin Lang to amazement:
Such a creative idea, probably only a "wonderful work" like Qin Lang can come up with it. Moreover, the key is that this idea is still very feasible!
"Play it on your phone, can that flying monkey hear it?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.
"Don't worry, there are people playing it in every block, and it will definitely hear it. Although the sound of the mobile phone is not high, the monkey must be very sensitive to this kind of sound, and it will definitely hear it. What's more, I can't use high-pitched Use the speakers to play this kind of sound?" Qin Lang explained again, and then said, "Okay, let's go out of the hotel first, whether it is useful or not, we will see later!"