Five minutes later, the situation finally made real progress. I saw Zhou Jiang rushing out of the bathroom, rushing directly to Qin Lang, begging: "Mr. Qin, Doctor Qin... I was wrong, I shouldn't doubt you The medical skills... Since you have diagnosed my illness, you must have a way to cure me, right?"
"You... I told you a long time ago, you can't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment." Qin Lang sighed softly, "If you admit your illness earlier, you don't have to ask for trouble. People eat five grains and get all kinds of diseases. It doesn't matter if you get sick , the key is to treat it in time when you are sick. Even if you suffer from the willow disease, it is not a big deal."
"You... Doctor Qin, can you cure my illness?" Zhou Jiang seemed to see the dawn of hope. As a journalist, he certainly knows that the disease of willow willow is not so easy to cure. Once infected, it is simply a nightmare!
"Don't forget, I'm the uncle of Lin Wuchang, a master of health preservation." Qin Lang said lightly, seeming a bit pretentious, but it made Zhou Jiang feel that this was a natural expression of the master's demeanor.
There is no way, these days celebrities wear tattered clothes, this is called personality; ordinary people wearing this kind of clothes will be regarded as stupid hats. Similarly, it is called pretense for ordinary people to put on a show; while it is called demeanor for a person with status and ability.
There is no doubt that in Zhou Jiang's eyes at this time, Qin Lang is called demeanor and bearing.
Isn't that right? Zhou Jiang suspected Qin Lang of slandering Qin Lang just now, but he didn't mind, and now he also promised to treat Zhou Jiang's illness. This is not tolerance.
"Yes, yes, you are Master Lin's uncle, you must have a way to cure my disease!" Zhou Jiang nodded hastily. There is no way, Zhou Jiang has scratched his skin all over the skin, and he still feels very itchy. If he doesn't treat it in time, I'm afraid his lifeline will be completely scrapped.
"Well... there is no problem in treating the disease, but I need to know how you contracted the disease, so that I can diagnose whether it is a willow disease." Qin Lang said again, this is Zhou Jiang himself confiding in his past misdeeds in life.
"This... this..."
"If it's embarrassing, you don't have to say it. However, Chinese medicine pays attention to seeing, hearing, and asking. If the process of 'asking' is omitted, in case something goes wrong, the so-called mistake is a thousand miles away. It will cause a wrong diagnosis and treatment, which will delay your condition. This is not very good." Qin Lang pretended to be profound.
"Actually, I went out to drink with my friends before, drank a lot, and then accidentally... had sex with a few girls. That's how it happened. I didn't expect... I was so unlucky that I was 'successful'." Zhou Jiang looked annoyed.
"Oh, in this way, my judgment is correct? You are indeed infected with the willow disease because of sexual intercourse?" Qin Lang nodded slowly, "Since the diagnosis is correct, I will write you an exclusive folk prescription. Keep it After you use it, within half an hour, the symptoms will be significantly reduced, and you will be cured after a day."
"Really?" Knowing that he was infected with a venereal disease, Zhou Jiang was already extremely depressed, but now he was overjoyed when he heard that Qin Lang could make him recover within a day. The reason why people are afraid of sexually transmitted diseases is that on the one hand, it is shameful to suffer from this disease, and on the other hand, it is because this disease is difficult to recover, and it is also contagious. Once infected, there are often endless troubles. However, Zhou Jiang did not expect that Qin Lang could cure his illness within a day, which really made him secretly relieved.
"Really." Qin Lang said calmly, "Because you are lucky, you were diagnosed by me at an early stage, so as long as you are supplemented with the correct treatment, it is not impossible to be cured within a day. On the contrary, if you You should avoid medical treatment when you are sick, and wait until the disease is very serious to get treatment. At that time, it will be difficult to recover. Well, I won’t talk about other things. Damn, it's inevitable to be 'hit'—I've already written the prescription, so you can try it now. Anyway, we have these things in the school cafeteria."
Zhou Jiang took a look at the prescription written by Qin Lang, and his face suddenly became cloudy—
Because there are only three "herbs" written on the prescription, namely garlic, chili pepper and spirits. Usage: crush garlic and Chaotian pepper, then mix spirits and apply on the affected area.
Chaotian pepper, garlic, and spirits, these three things are mixed and rubbed on the affected area, which is a hundred times more painful than sprinkling salt on the wound! However, now Zhou Jiang was extremely itchy, even if there were so many people present, he couldn't wait to reach into his crotch and scratch it fiercely. And Qin Lang is obviously his only hope.
"Why, you don't believe it? You're worried that I'll argue with you about the past." Qin Lang said flatly, "I'm both good at medicine, how can I not even have this bit of capacity!"
Qin Lang said that he was very generous, but in fact he was the one who directed this matter. The so-called feeling Zhou Jiang's pulse to diagnose the disease is actually poisoning this kid. With Qin Lang's poisoning method, it is too easy to deal with Zhou Jiang. As for chili, garlic and spirits, of course Qin Lang used them to deal with Zhou Jiang.
Zhou Jiang heard Qin Lang say so "noble", so he could only believe it, and now he could only trust Qin Lang, and a dead horse could only be treated as a living horse. So without saying a word, Zhou Jiang rushed directly to the cafeteria of the No. 7 Middle School, asked for these three things, smashed them and mixed them together, and then rubbed the "unique secret medicine" on it in the bathroom.
"ah-"
When the chili and garlic wine medicine was applied, Zhou Jiang let out a scream. There's no way around it, he's scratched his skin before, now with chili, garlic and spirits, Zhou Jiang's dick will directly become a "turkey", can it be painless? what!
Not only was it painful, but it was so painful that Zhou Jiang wanted to scold his mother. But, strangely, when this pain hit, the unbearable itching before gradually disappeared. Compared with the unbearable itching, Zhou Jiang felt that this pure pain was not so unbearable.
Therefore, Zhou Jiang at this time is definitely in pain and happiness!
While Zhou Jiang was "enjoying" the pain, other reporters asked some trivial questions. In addition, some local reporters in Xiayang City interviewed Wang Zhixiu, and Wang Zhixiu finally found the opportunity to talk about her so-called quality education methods and outcomes.
However, the reason why these reporters haven't dispersed is that they are still waiting for the results of Zhou Jiang's treatment. Because the reporter himself is very gossip, and Zhou Jiang's popularity has not been very good, so many people are waiting to see him make a fool of himself. If Zhou Jiang really contracted a sexually transmitted disease and cannot be cured, I am afraid that many fellow journalists will gloat over his misfortune.
After about ten minutes, Zhou Jiang finally came out of the bathroom.
"Zhou Jiang? Are you cured of your sexual disease?" Immediately, a gossip reporter asked Zhou Jiang.
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