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"Since you are so good at logistics, why don't you just change from outside work to inside work?" Qin Lang joked.
"Hey! To be honest, it's not easy to do internal affairs. You know that our Tangmen's logistics staff, except for those who run errands, are all people with high IQ and high education. These guys are either communication experts or computer experts, otherwise They are actuaries, accountants, etc. In a word, even if these people don’t work in Tangmen, they can get high salaries in any large company! And I, my grades are too bad, so I can only do These unskilled field missions are gone!"
Tang San smiled self-deprecatingly, "Of course, I'm just complaining, in fact, I prefer to do field work, and those guys who work in the back office are actually quite envious of us, you know why not? "
"How do I know. However, I am a little curious." Qin Lang said.
Tang San tossed his hair a little triumphantly: "Because us killers who are highly skilled in the field are more attractive to women, and it is difficult for those nerds who work in the office to catch the beauties of Tangmen killers—by the way, to be honest Tell you, there are many beauties in our killer world, but these beauties are not subdued by those who work in the back office. Update as soon as possible."
"How many beauties are there in the killer world?" Qin Lang was also very curious about this question.
"Of course there are too many!" Tang San said affirmatively, "Do you know the reason?"
"I would like to hear the details. More and faster chapters are coming."
"Because as a woman, if you want to be a killer, you must have a good figure, because it is difficult for a woman with a bloated body to become a killer, because it is inconvenient to move. In addition, a good method is also a weapon for a female killer, which can make many men He was killed by her when he was fascinated. Also, there are many beautiful women in the killer world because beautiful women are often conceited or even narcissistic, so they hope to prove their abilities in this way. The first Time update" Tang San explained like this, "How about it, are you not very excited now? Do you want to be a professional killer? Are you envious of me?"
"Student Tang San, I just want to ask you one question, please tell me honestly - you are considered an old assassin, since there are so many beauties in the assassin world, how many have you successfully conspired with?" Qin Lang asked one substantive issues.
This question really stumped Tang San, he held back for a long time before he coughed a few times: "This... about this question, it involves a person, so I will answer it. Update as soon as possible"
"Unexpectedly, you are still a young boy in the killer world." Qin Lang laughed, telling the truth.
Tang San snorted, and said dissatisfiedly: "Actually, I had a chance, and I had more than one chance. It's just that my eyes are higher than the top, and I don't bother with mediocrity. For more and faster chapters, please go to .Look, I am such a handsome killer, how can I easily hand over my boy body to an ordinary guy, right?"
"Tang San, I admit that you are handsome. However, you must also admit that your attraction to women is far less than what you said. At least, the attraction to beautiful women is not enough." Qin Lang said calmly But it hit Tang San's sore spot.
Tang San heard Qin Lang's words, but he couldn't refute, and said angrily: "I don't know if those beautiful female killers are blind, why are they so indifferent to a super handsome killer brother like me! Qin Lang, Don't you think so?"
"Obviously not. Update as soon as possible." Qin Lang analyzed calmly, "I said, student Tang San, these killer affairs you mentioned should be told to you by others, right? How many really beautiful female killers have you met?" ?”
"This...how do you know?" Tang San asked, "I've heard from quite a few fellow students that they have met many super romances, and those female killers are not only beautiful, but also very open, often after calling each other. , went directly to a five-star hotel that night, and then must have fought fiercely for a whole night. After waking up in the morning, the beauty was no longer by my side, and it was quite refreshing for a night of passion and cleanliness! So, the killer world Beauty, it is really desirable!"
"So... you believe it?" Qin Lang snorted, "I find you professional killers are really pathetic, you can't even see such an obvious story deception?"
"Scam?" Tang San looked at Qin Lang suspiciously, as if Qin Lang's words pierced the beautiful fantasy bubble in his heart. Update as soon as possible
"Stunning beauty, fighting fiercely all night, ten times a night... Please, this kind of story is something every silk man and otaku have thought about. The only thing that changes is the identity. Don't think that the identity of a killer is attached. The degree of romance will increase a lot. If you think about it carefully, gather all the stories you have heard, and then remove the modifier of 'killer', you will find how pale, vulgar, and Nothingness!" Qin Lang ruthlessly shattered Tang San's dream.
Tang San felt depressed for a while, he really wanted to refute what Qin Lang said, but it was a pity that Qin Lang's words were not unreasonable, listening carefully to Qin Lang's words, he also doubted that many things he had heard before Stories are fabricated.
"Think about it again, how much hard work and cruel training is required to become a killer. If she is a stunning beauty, would she be willing to put her white and tender skin under the scorching sun? Does a murderer eat wind, drink dew, and sleep in the garbage? Will she really let her delicate skin be scarred by killing? I am not saying that there are no beauties in the killer world, but that even the killer world really has There must not be many beauties. If it wasn't for beauties with brain problems, or psychological problems, or both, who would want to be a killer. Don't you think so, classmate Tang San?" Qin Lang said The word front has always been very sharp, Tang San could only watch helplessly as the image of the beautiful killer in his heart was shattered under the attack of Qin Lang's poisonous tongue.
"Qin Lang, you ruined my dream girl!" Tang San said gloomily after a while.
"Only by giving up the lover in your dreams can you find the lover in reality." Qin Lang patted Tang San's shoulder and said in a comforting tone, "Tang San, think about it, you should concentrate on being a professional killer, wait for you When you become an A-level or S-level killer and gain both fame and fortune, you can’t get any beautiful women. You just want to find beautiful women in the world of killers, aren’t you looking for women in monk temples? Therefore, these unrealistic fantasies It must be a good thing for you to be disillusioned earlier, not a bad thing."
"Everything was ruined by your poisonous tongue, how can I not be disillusioned now." Tang San was extremely depressed.
"Anrong City is coming soon, let's get into the mood early." Qin Lang reminded Tang San.
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