Seeing him with a blank face, Chu Chuyan said lightly: "No matter where you know it from, don't ask about it in the future, otherwise there will be murder."
Zuan smacked his tongue secretly.
But he reacted immediately, isn't this keyboard cheating me? Even inquiring about it will be a disaster, where can he find some secret to unlock the keyboard.
Forget it, even if you don't have gold fingers, you won't be able to get ahead as a traversing crowd, let alone send such a beautiful wife at the beginning of the game, and you need a bicycle.
As for this wife, it doesn't seem to be a problem that he has a relationship with him. With the methods he has seen on the Internet, there are examples such as Xiang Shaolong, Wei Xiaobao, and Song Qingshu in front, and Bingshan can cover it for you.
Thinking of being able to sleep with such a fairy-like woman at night, he felt a little heartbeat speeding up.
Don't get excited, wipe your saliva, pay attention to quality!
Worried about causing suspicion, Zu An did not ask any more questions. The other party apparently had no interest in talking to him anymore, so he looked at the scenery along the way through the window.
It didn't take long to see the city wall in front of you. From the scale of the city wall, it was considered a big city in ancient China.
When passing by the city gate, he noticed that Mingyuecheng was written on it. He wanted to find a chance to buy a map to see where the city was on the mainland. The original owner of this body was too useless, even these basics. I don't know the common sense of geography.
Observing the scenery of the city along the way, although not as good as those modern cities in the past life, it is also called the bustling and crowded streets. But what surprised him most was that the carriage was not bumpy at all, it was as smooth as sitting in the top luxury car of the previous life.
He noticed that there were some blue lines faintly shining inside the carriage, looking like a circuit board.
Zuan was secretly frightened: Is this the legendary magic circle? It is really a luxury to be used in a carriage.
Unknowingly, he has come to a large mansion. In his eyes are two huge stone sculptures. I don't know what animals are carved, like a lion but not a lion, like a tiger but not a tiger, with an inexplicable aura.
The carriage stopped, and the white-clothed woman got out of the carriage step by step, and walked directly in from the gate. Zuan glanced secretly, and saw the word Chu Mansion on the plaque, and could not help but secretly vomit. She was too miserable in this life. Come on, live in the woman's house? Isn't it a door-to-door son-in-law? No wonder those people just pointed.
She subconsciously wanted to follow, but she was stopped by Xueer: "Can you go to the front entrance? Go to the side entrance yourself."
Zuan was taken aback: "Why can't I go to the main entrance?"
Xue'er curled her lips: "This front gate is for the Chu family. How can you be a son-in-law who has the right to come to the door, and you are not afraid to bring bad luck to your family after you leave?"
Zu looked at her quietly: "Your mouth is so poisonous, your boyfriend must have uremia, right?"
Although Xueer didn't understand the connotation, she knew that it was definitely not a good thing, so she couldn't help being furious and grabbed him by the collar and wanted to fight.
Who knew that her fist hadn't fallen yet, Zuan had already fallen under his feet first, and yelled.
"I haven't played yet?" Xue Er looked dumbfounded. Nowhere in the world has ever seen a trick of touching porcelain.
Chu Chuyan turned around and said, "You are not big or small. No matter how he is, he is also the grandfather of the mansion. You are not allowed to do this to him in the future."
Xueer looked aggrieved, but did not dare to refute: "Yes."
Chu Chuyan glanced at Zu An: "You can get up now."
Zuan got up in a slip of smoke, and said with a smile, "You still know that you love me."
Chu Chuyan frowned, and subconsciously stepped back to get away from him, turned around and walked in, a faint voice came: "Father and mother are still waiting inside, don't waste time."
"You did something like that last night, and now you are treated as okay and shameless? Wait a while to see how the master and madam will deal with you!" Xueer gave him a fierce look and ran over to help her lady.
Zuan remembered the discussion in the crowd just now. This guy seemed to climb onto the sister-in-law's bed last night? This Nima is a hell start!
As soon as Zuan rolled his eyes, he covered his head and called out: "Oh, my head hurts..." Then he fell on top of the two women.
Who knew that the two women flashed directly to the side, letting him fall to the ground.
Zuan's tears were coming out of pain, but he didn't dare to call it out. It seems that the same trick made it impossible for him twice. The folk customs here are not simple at all.
"Why don't you catch him?" Chu Chuyan glanced at Xue'er badly.
Xue'er pouted: "Miss didn't answer, and I think he mostly pretended."
Chu Chuyan looked down at Zuan, and finally said, "I heard that he was struck by lightning today. Maybe his body is really bad. You should take him back to the room to rest, and then I will refresh him. I'll go with Dad. Mother said it." After speaking, he floated away.
Xueer had no choice but to order the two young men to find a stretcher to lift Zuan up and walk to the other side.
Zuan on the stretcher was secretly surprised that when she climbed onto her sister-in-law's bed on the night of her wedding, Chu Chuyan didn't ask any questions, and she didn't even see any anger between her eyebrows.
"I'm afraid this sister is not a kiss?" Zuan speculated maliciously.
Along the way, passing through the Chuhua Gate, passing by a long corridor, passing by a pile of rockery, and coming to a pavilion. She was stunned. Xueer suddenly said: "Put him here first, and you will come with me to get some water. Come and freshen him up."
Hearing the sound of footsteps leaving, Zuan quietly opened his eyes and found that he was placed in a pavilion by the pond. Seeing no one was around, he got up and saw a reflection by the water. Only then did he find that his hair was soaring into the sky. Distracted and scorched, it is no wonder that cheap wife looked at him with disgust.
Suddenly he felt a strong force coming from his back, and then he fell directly into the pond.
"Help, help~"
He had been swimming in the river since he was a child. This little water would naturally not drown him, but he seemed to be kicked behind his back just now. He couldn't figure out the situation, so he naturally wanted to pretend to be drowning.
Vaguely seeing a slender figure standing by the water and looking at herself with a sneer, Zu An was startled, why did Xue Er want to kill me? Could it be that the cheap wife hooked up with Ximen Qing? Or did the Chu family feel that there was such a big scandal and used an accident to kill this uncle
All kinds of possibilities popped up in his mind for an instant, and at the same time he floated on the surface of the water pretending to be drowned.
"Dying so soon? It's really cheap for you." Xue Er on the bank yelled, and a ribbon flew out of his sleeve with her hand, hooking the "floating corpse" in the water to the bank.
Zu An was surprised that this little Niangpi could even martial arts, so she seemed to have to be more careful.
Cher squatted down by the water and reached out to check the pulse of the opponent's neck.
At this moment, Zuan's eyes opened suddenly while lying in the water, and a jet of water sprayed on her face. When she instinctively closed her eyes, she hugged her tightly and rolled back into the water.
Xue'er didn't even know that she was hit by his tricks, so she subconsciously wanted to hit him with luck. Who knew that she opened her mouth and drank a big gulp of water.
"Ahem~" Although she knows martial arts, few women of this era know how to swim. She choked a lot of water in the blink of an eye. She struggled to grab the things on the shore, but where can she get it
In a panic, a small hand shook, and a white silk ribbon wrapped around the railing by the water, and was about to fly up with strength. Who knew that Zuan hugged her like an octopus, so she couldn't use any force at all. .
Being pressed so tightly to her body by the other party, Xue'er was ashamed and angry, desperately trying to struggle, but the other party was too watery, and she kept sinking to the bottom of the water while holding her. The more blurred.
Feeling the strength of her body's resistance gradually disappeared, Zuan knew that it was almost time to drag her up from the water.
Eyes closed tightly, eyelashes slightly raised, delicate nose with small cherry mouth, she clearly looked like a quiet and beautiful girl, but it was a pity that her mouth was a little bit too bad when she opened her mouth, and her heart was a bit poisonous. Well, it would be fine if she was dumb.
"What should I do next?"
Zuan thought quickly, someone in this mansion wanted to kill him, it was too dangerous to stay. But if you run out and think of the high gate compound when you enter, and don't say what you can't tell, even if you go out, you are penniless and unfamiliar with the world, I am afraid that you will starve to death if you can't carry it for two days.
What's more, if you just did such a scandal yesterday, if you bear another life today, the government will also want him.
Wait, since the other party used this method of creating accidents, obviously the master behind the scenes didn't dare to kill him publicly, um, then take a gamble.
He lowered his head and pressed her ears to Cher's chest, and found that she couldn't hear the sound of her heartbeat. She was shocked, and hurriedly prepared to give her first aid for cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
As soon as the clothes on her chest were untied, a lot of snacks such as melon seeds and candies fell out. He was stunned to see him: "Why is this guy so thin?"
But he didn't care about that much, he pressed his hands on his chest and started first aid.
After pressing for more than 20 times, she found that she was not moving, and leaned down-when she was about to do artificial respiration, a cold voice came from behind: "What are you doing?"
Zuan looked back and saw that Chu Chuyan was standing not far away with a face of frost. He subconsciously looked at Xue'er beside her, and saw her hairy hairpins in chaos, her clothes hanging down, and the bright colors inside were faintly visible. With her belly and snow-white skin, her hand was pressing on her chest.
"Uh, do you believe that I said I was saving her?" Zuan replied solemnly, and subconsciously pressed it again when he said it.
Chu Chuyan walked over with an indifferent expression: "Go away." After taking a look at Xue'er, her ten delicate fingers lit up quickly on her body, leaving only a trail of afterimages.
Zuan couldn't help but rubbed his eyes. My dear, I didn't expect this cheap wife to be a master of martial arts. But it was relieved to think that Xue'er had a martial arts skill.
Is it her who wants to kill herself
"My wife, how high is your martial arts?" Zuan asked tentatively.
"Wow~" At this moment, Xue'er coughed sharply and vomited a few large salivas in a row. She was obviously rescued. Chu Chuyan patted her back while turning her head to look at Zuan: " What do you call me?"
"Lady?" Zu An's heart shuddered and hurriedly changed his tone.
Chu Chuyan looked cold, and said flatly: "I told you before we got married, and you can call me Miss Chu in the future, or call me Chuyan. Those two words are not allowed to be mentioned again."
"Good lady." Zuan promised, "How high is your martial arts, how high can you rank in the world?"
"Martial arts? You mean cultivation," Chu Chu Yan Dai frowned, but still replied, "How big is the world, there are people outside the world, there are outsiders, how can you know your ranking."
Zuan said, "That's not influx."
Chu Chuyan's breath was choked, and before he could answer, Zuan said again, "But I don't dislike you as a family, so you can teach me martial arts. Is there such a magical skill that one year of practice equals ten years of people's practice? Secrets? Or some quick tricks or something like that."
Someone in this mansion wanted to kill him, making him full of crisis awareness, and learning some martial arts, it would be easier to find those unknown places in the future.
"There is no such exercise method," Chu Chuyan said coldly, "and even if you have you, you won't be able to learn it."
"How is it possible," Zuan jumped up immediately, "how can I fail to learn the aptitude that is one of the best in my bones, it's because you don't want to teach it."
Chu Chuyan replied: "The world's people have been cultivating their bodies since they were young, and this requires a lot of vitality. When the body bones are formed in adulthood, no one will waste resources, and your qualifications can barely be regarded as T-shaped inferior... even if you practice since childhood. There is no hope." He shook his head slightly.
What is the lower level of the T-shaped
It’s not a good word at first, but Zuan didn’t take it seriously. You have to know which of the protagonists in those novels was not a waste material at first, but he just didn’t find a suitable technique. Speaking of which, he already has a male protagonist. To some extent, the characteristics of waste materials at the beginning can be regarded as half of the success.
Seeing Xue'er wake up, Chu Chuyan didn't bother to talk to him again: "Xue'er, what happened just now?"