Keyboard Immortal

Chapter 5: Cheating lottery

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Zuan: "???"

I don't know why, I always feel that the sound of the system is a bit gloating!

Suddenly noticed that there were some small prints beside the steel wire ball on the screen, and he leaned over to check it unwillingly.

"Introduction to the rich woman Happy Ball: According to legend, this thing can make the rich woman a great sense of pleasure and satisfaction, but behind this is the unbearable pain of those delicate ducks, so a clever duck invented this thing instead.

Use effect: After using this thing, the pain when a woman who is wealthier than you hurt you will be converted into a sense of pleasure. Note: It does not reduce the damage, but it can lock the last drop when the rich woman causes fatal injuries to you Blood. "

"Whether it is stored in the storage column? You can press the Q key to take it out and use it according to your idea."

Have a daddy!

Seeing the genuine steel ball in his palm, Zuan nearly fell to the ground.

This thing is tedious, the effect is so tasteless, and there are a lot of restrictions. I don't want to be a duck. How can I use this thing

Zuan shoved the steel ball back into his inventory with a black line on his face, and then ran back to change the basin of water and washed his face again. Still worried, he deliberately turned back and washed his hands several times.

Then, press the third draw.

As the cursor continued to turn, Zuan's eyes stared tightly: "Don't be a space, don't be a Q..."

Finally the cursor stayed on the "B" key.

The cold voice came from my ears: "Congratulations, the dagger is poisonous!"

Zuan: "???"

He almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, this keyboard is too rude, what kind of stuff he smoked, until he saw the dark dagger in the screen, he knew that he wanted to be crooked.

"Introduction to the poison in the dagger: Once someone licked it subconsciously when he was holding the winning ticket, then he died. The last sentence before he died was that the dagger was poisonous. Instructions for use: This is a cursed dagger. If the wound is caused, the injured will die immediately."

Zuan was finally relieved. Although the name of this thing is a bit awkward, it is no less than a divine tool after good use, but the biggest question is whether he can hurt those enemies.

Seeing the abilities of Xue'er and Chu Chuyan before, I'm afraid I can't even get close to them, let alone cause wounds.

Well, keep a low profile. Sneak attacks are king. Back then, Wei Xiaobao was able to win seven sisters with a dagger. My Zuan has this magical weapon, and it is not a problem to win seventy.

Hey, if I get hurt by this dagger, will I also die

Seeing the bright dagger in his hand, Zuan had the urge to cut his fingers to try, but in the end he dispelled the idea of trying the law with his own body, which was too daunting.

Zuan hurriedly started the next lottery draw, but unfortunately, no matter how he pressed the lottery system, there was no response, only the screen reminded him of "Insufficient anger."

"Isn't it easy to get angry." Thinking of Xueer's girl, Zuan touched his chin and laughed.

Hey, smiling like this is like a bad guy.

Thinking of Cher, he remembered the embarrassing experience tonight, his face shook, and the joy of the lottery suddenly disappeared. The top priority is how to recover the little brother.

Wait, what "Phoenix Nirvana Sutra" just seemed to be swallowed by the keyboard

Zu An's face was instantly pale, do I really want to become Sima Qian

I hurriedly checked the keyboard and found that only the F2 key was still on. When I pressed it down, the screen displayed: "Are you practicing the "Phoenix Nirvana Sutra"?"

Zu'an suddenly turned from worry to joy. Could it be possible to use this keyboard to reach the full level with one key? What secret code of the Unknowable Land, when you hear it, is too good, then can you walk sideways in this world

Pressing "Yes" hastily, only a little golden light flew out of F2 and spread all over his body, giving him a warm and extremely comfortable feeling.

One-shot 999, one-shot 999!

Zu An thought silently in his heart. After a while the golden light faded, he opened his eyes suddenly, only to feel that the air was sweeter, and there seemed to be some differences between the heavens and the earth, so he took his skill and punched it on the nearby stone.

"It hurts, it hurts..."

Zuan clutched his fist, tears almost coming out.

It’s completely the same as before. No, it’s still a bit different. That is, he now has nine incredibly magnificent engraved arrays on his skin. There are lines connected between the matrix and the magic matrix.

Soon those engraved arrays slowly disappeared into the skin, Zu An suddenly became anxious, and then he saw those engraved arrays again, as if looking inside.

"What are these magic circles?" Zuan noticed that there was some golden substance inside the bottom circle. He thought of the mysterious old man introducing the characteristics of this technique, and then looked at his bloody fists. It suddenly dawned on:

This sordid exercise really depends on being beaten to improve the skill.

With rich gaming experience in his previous life, he quickly figured out that this keyboard made the practice easy and visualized. As long as he fills up the golden substances in the nine magic circles, he should be able to upgrade.

Obviously, this golden substance can only be obtained by being beaten.

For the sake of my lower body... Ah, the happiness of the second half of my life, even if this technique is cheap, I still have to practice it.

Zuan gritted his teeth, then punched his fist against the wall.

But although it was painful this time, the golden substance in the circle hardly increased. Zuan looked at his two fists and roughly understood what was going on.

Different from the first punch, this punch has its own subjective consciousness, and the body's subconscious mind will protect itself from some strength, and the effect is naturally not as good as the first time.

The path of self-abuse doesn't work. It seems that you can only find someone to fight, but who can you go to

Damn, why the more I think about it, the more I feel so cheap.

He was upset when he suddenly noticed a mouse coming out at his feet looking for food. He couldn't help but feel angry. This uncle was really sad, and the place he lived was dilapidated. There were still rats.

He flew directly and kicked the mouse out of the window, sighing that his footwork was comparable to that of the national football team, when the door was kicked open.

"You threw this mouse?" As a crisp voice sounded, a young girl appeared at the door. She was slender and petite, with red lips and white teeth, thin pink lips, shoulder-length short hair, and oblique bangs slightly covering her eyes.

Had it not been for a mouse in her hand at this time, Zuan would sigh what a lovely girl.

Seeing the mouse squeaking and struggling in her hand, Zuan reminded: "Be careful of the mouse biting you."

"I'm not afraid of this stuff." As soon as the girl's voice fell, she pinched it directly, and the mouse screamed and lost her breath.

Zuan swallowed, is this Nima still a woman

I saw that girl threw the mouse's corpse away, wiped her hands carelessly, and stared at him with a cold face: "I don't know what my sister thought, but after catching you back, she didn't punish you. "

Zuan was about to ask what happened to the chewing noise outside, and was startled when she heard her words: "Sister?"

Only then did I notice that her eyebrows were somewhat similar to Chu Chuyan, but she was much younger, and it seemed that Chu, the second young lady of the Chu family, had recruited him. After this period of time, the memories of him and this body slowly merged. A lot of the previous clips have been remembered, but he didn't understand why the second lady would take such a bad name.

The girl in front of her was wearing a tight leather jacket, her waist becoming slender, her small buttocks curled up, and a small leather whip hung around her waist. She looked like a chili pepper, completely different from her sister’s frosty appearance. I don’t know why the difference is so big because it was born to the same mother.

"Where do you look at the dog's eyes?" Chu Huanzhao was very dissatisfied with him at first, but now that he sees his eyes turning sharply, he only feels more annoying.

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +10!

Zuan noticed that the anger value on the keyboard had become "10", and couldn't help being overjoyed. This little girl was very angry. It was really sorry for not taking this opportunity to earn a little more anger value.

As soon as I turned my eyes, I thought about it: "I have always had a question that I can't figure out. Your sister's name is Chuyan. What a good name, why did you give you such a bad name?"

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +666!

Zu An was shocked at once, this anger value is too exaggerated.

Seeing that Chu was still red eyes, a small face flushed red: "I, what Chuyan, she changed her name, her original name was Zhaodi!"

Hiring? Thinking of the cheap wife fluttering in white clothes and a fairy-like temperament, but having such a village girl's name, Zu An suddenly looked weird.

Recruiting Di, recruiting... Wait, I remember that the mansion son seems to be called You Zhao...

"Are you laughing at me?" Chu's words interrupted his thoughts.

"No, no," Zuan hurriedly denied feeling the flames in her eyes. "By the way, why didn't you change your name?"

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +199!

"I want to change it, but my parents are not allowed to say anything, and my sister is not allowed, huh, she has changed it herself, regardless of others' life or death!" The girl couldn't help thinking of the scene of being laughed at by friends and college classmates since she was a child. A look of grief and anger.

"Wait!" Chu Huanzhao suddenly reacted, "You are close to aunt and grandma, I'm here to ask you to settle the bill last night!"

Zuan was counting the anger points he got happily. He has already collected 875 points of anger. It counts to draw 8 prizes. This time, he must not be able to draw out those messy things. Hearing this, he subconsciously replied: "What happened last night must be a misunderstanding."

"You have crawled on my bed, what can you misunderstand." Chu still sneered again and again.

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +10!

Hey, why the anger value is so low, it can be seen how deeply she resents the name.

Zuan spread his hands out: "Then why didn't you stop it at the time? Or call someone else."

"I..." A red cloud flashed across Chu Huanzhao's pale face, "I don't know what's going on, as if I was asleep at the time."

"I was also drunk at the time, and I don't know why I appeared in your room. There must be something weird in it." Zuan didn't care about the value of anger at this time. Will martial arts, people at this age do things the least important, if a mistake kills me, where can I go to reason

"Could it be that I didn't bring you into the house?" Chu still sneered. "As the saying goes, wine is the matchmaker of sex. When you are drunk, you don't go to me in other places, which proves that you treat this lady on weekdays. Unscrupulous."

Zuan stared at her airport-like breast, and sighed for a long time: "You are still a child, how could I have thoughts about you? If you really have any thoughts, I should run into your sister's house. "

Chu also blasted his hair in an instant: "I obviously have grown up, and occasionally I can help with the family's business! On the contrary, you are a trash, who only eats dry food at home, where does the face say me!"

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +99!

Zuan secretly laughed, sure enough, no matter which world he is in, the most taboo thing for young teenagers who have just grown up is to be treated as children.

"Look at your fierce and wicked look, which man would dare to marry you in the future? A woman should look like a woman, and she should be a woman, and learn how to be virtuous and virtuous." Zuanyu looked at her earnestly, eyes full of "Hey, brother-in-law is also for your own good."

Although he was a little worried about being killed, looking at the soaring anger value, he was really hard to stop.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +33 +33 +33...

Seeing that the numbers on the anger value panel began to soar, Zuan almost didn't laugh. This little Nizi's emotions were really good. If it was the wife of the iceberg, I am afraid it would not be so easy.

"Do you really want to hit me right now? Don't forget that I am your brother-in-law, bullying the elders, and be careful of thundering." As if seeing the smoke on the head of the girl opposite, Zuan was also a little guilty, so he caught one. Will it be bald by just sculpting

But after thinking about it, it wouldn’t be a big deal for her to have a fight. With her small arms and legs, it shouldn’t be too dangerous to be beaten in the chest by such a beautiful girl’s small fist. Maybe she can take the opportunity to break through that technique. .

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +55!

Zuan was too late to be happy. He only felt a violent attack on his chest, he spouted a mouthful of blood, and he fell onto the bed.

Chu even retracted his fist and snorted disdainfully: "Seeing you so provoking, I think you have any abilities, cut, weak!"