Zuan flashed back in a hurry, and from the side of his eyes he saw a yellow turbid liquid rushing over the door, and a wooden barrel was falling, and he smelled a smell of fishy air from a long distance away.
He immediately reacted, thinking that someone had put a urine bucket on the door in advance, and when someone pushed the door in, he would be covered with urine on it. Although it was not lethal, it was extremely insulting.
Thinking of Sang Hong's reminder yesterday, the appearance of Shi Kun appeared in his mind, and he sneered in his heart. The last time Mingyue City calculated that he ran fast, this time, let's see how I can clean you up.
So he summoned the blue mallard and directly controlled the yellow turbid liquid in the sky to reflect back at a faster rate than when it came.
There were originally two people watching the play with a smile behind the door. A big fat man is naturally a prince. The man next to him is much more handsome and tall. No matter where he is, he can be called a handsome man, but his gloomy eyes He spoiled his temperament a bit, but no matter how much he spoiled, it was much better than the big fat man next to him.
Naturally, this man was Shi Kun. He knew that Zuan had also become a prince's residence, and his lungs almost exploded. Why? A street gangster, not only married a fairy who was beyond his reach, but now he has become a prince and he is on an equal footing
Is this guy out of shit luck? So he decided to throw a bucket of urine on this guy to destroy his luck.
The prince was already stupid, and he was most interested in fun things, so it was easy to be moved.
But he didn't expect the other party to react so quickly. You must know that he also deliberately added a wind magic circle behind the door.
Seeing the yellow liquid that was bounced back, the prince opened his mouth in shock. With his ability, there was no way to avoid it.
Shi Kun had a chance to stop these things for him, but then he would have to stand in front of his body and bathe in these disgusting liquids. Thinking of the urine of the most bashful and smelly eunuch he had deliberately found before, his cheeks jumped. I really don't want to be splashed by this stuff.
So he stepped aside decisively, the prince was not so lucky, even if there was an eunuch next to him trying to block, but he was still showered and covered.
After the initial astonishment, the prince soon burst into tears: "Wow... vomit... Who is the pee that smells so bad, this prince must... vomit..."
Shi Kun on the side saw his eyelids jump, but fortunately, he hadn't made it hard just now, otherwise this would be the shadow of a lifetime.
At this time, Zuan was also dumbfounded. Looking at the miserable look of the big fat man not far away, he knew that this was in trouble.
This fat man is so stupid, he doesn't have to stand behind the door if he wants to fix him.
At this time, Shi Kun jumped out: "Boldly, dare to assassinate the prince, this is the great sin of the Jiu Clan."
The eunuchs nearby also rebuked them, knowing that they also have a lot of urine on their bodies. His mother, who is the one who kills a thousand knives of urine, is so embarrassed
The prince also wanted to say something, but his mouth was wide open just now, and now there are a lot of them inside. When he opens his mouth, he feels nauseous and vomits: "Oh..."
Zuan's eyelids twitched, and he had to look at Shi Kun first: "It's your kid again, it's really lingering."
Shi Kun snorted: "You don't need to make friendship, if you assassinate the prince, no one can save you anymore."
This is another reason why he didn't stop the prince just now. It is just a trick to piss on Zuan, but if the prince is thrown all over, it will be a catastrophe, and the kid Zuan is dead. .
At this time, a group of guards rushed to hear the news, and they were dumbfounded when they saw the situation in the room. Under what circumstances, how could there be such a pickled thing in the Prince's study
But they also witnessed the misery of the prince, and Shi Kun pointed at Zuan, so a group of people drew knives to take Zuan down.
"Wait!" Zu An looked at Shi Kun, "You said assassination, what do I use to assassinate?"
"Of course it's..." Shi Kun was about to point to the urine bucket, and suddenly he couldn't say anymore. Which brain-pumping assassin would use a bucket of urine to stab him, and no one believed it. The first reaction to Hua Zuan's guilt was to assassinate.
Zuan said at this time: "It looks like you want to talk about this bucket of urine. Everyone knows that I didn't bring anything when I entered the palace. The guards along the way can testify. The bucket of urine was obviously prepared by my accomplices. If I murdered the prince together, I also want to punish the Nine Clan, right?"
Shi Kun suddenly felt pain, because he was the one who prepared the urine bucket. Many people in the womb knew that they couldn't hide it. He didn't know that in order to be quick to speak, he ended up going in too.
Zuan was originally an orphan, and now he has broken off his marriage contract with the Chu family. He is a widow in the true sense of the solitary family. Punishing his nine clans is no different from killing one person; but he can’t. The Shi family still has such a big family, if it’s really because This is implicated, and his skin will be stripped.
He had no choice but to change his words: "Even if it wasn't for assassination, you can see it with your own eyes when you pour urine on the prince. This is a sin of disrespect, and the sin is to blame."
"It's not bad... Oh..." The big fat prince immediately agreed. He was really sick and broke, so he didn't care about the friendship he had just met yesterday.
Shi Kun on the side laughed. Now that the prince supports him, this guy is dead.
Zuan thought of Sang Hong's reminder that the prince really inherited his father's meanness and viciousness.
But at this moment, he also thought of a way, and directly summoned Lan Fu, stretched out his hand and inhaled, and sucked up all the yellow liquid from the prince's body.
To some extent, urine is also a kind of water.
The prince was originally drenched in water, but in the blink of an eye, his body regained dryness, and he didn't even have the strange smell in his mouth.
A small yellow ball gathered in front of him, obviously a condensation of those disgusting liquids.
Zuan bowed, and the concentrated urine ball flew straight to Shi Kun's mouth.
Shi Kun was smiling happily, with a mouth wide open, where could he react: "Uh...cough cough... vomit..."
He hurriedly reached out to clasp his throat and tried to spit it out, but no matter where it was too late, a disgusting and strange smell rushed over his head. He couldn't help it anymore, and the acid water was spit out overnight.
Zuan of Dog Day!
The anger value from Shi Kun +999+999+999...
It's a pity that he can't speak at all now, his mouth is just spitting out instinctively, not only that, his two eyes keep on tearing, who the fuck is urinating, it's too smokey.
Zuan didn't bother to care about him at all, but at the same time used the skills of "a hundred thousand taels of money" on the prince. One hundred thousand taels of silver disappeared in an instant, but the prince had subconsciously regarded him as a friend.
"This is fun, this is fun," the prince patted his fat hand, "Big Brother, you want to teach me this."
Seeing his affectionate eyes, Zu An breathed a sigh of relief. The previous two uses of "Ping Yi Jin Ren" did not work well, and in the end he failed to achieve his goal. I was worried that I would pull my hips this time, but fortunately, it finally worked. It seems that this skill is not too useless.
Shi Kun was dumbfounded. He didn't understand why the prince no longer blamed the other party. Wasn't the prince very petty and irritable on weekdays
"Okay, but the prince will not call my eldest brother in the future. It's really out of compliance." Zuan is worried that others will use this to target himself in the future, and it is better to prevent it early.
The prince didn't take it seriously: "By the way, not only should I teach me this, but also the invulnerability."
"Impossible?" Zu An looked dumbfounded.
The prince pointed to Shi Kun on the side and said, "What he said, he said that your cultivation level is obviously not high, but so many assassins on the road to Beijing can't kill you because you are invulnerable."
Shi Kun on the side was vomiting bile, but he is now a sixth-rank, no matter what a master, and finally his luck forced the urine out of his body, holding the wooden barrel on the side and vomiting wow. , Almost full of vomiting.
Hearing the prince say this, he hurriedly agreed: "Yes, if the prince doesn't believe it, let him stand at the door, and you shoot him with a throwing knife."