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Chapter 82: The popular queen Shangliu fish

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Yang Wei, the most respected teacher in the weekdays, frowned. He was not used to this kind of atmosphere, but thought that it was to deal with Zuan, so he endured: "If this is the case, please testify to all the students. Some people won’t admit it when they lose."

Zuan opened his mouth and said, "Wait."

"Why, afraid?" Yang Wei frowned, for fear that the other party would shrink back at this time.

"Afraid?" Zu An chuckled, "I just want to find a witness for our betting appointment."

Yang Wei pointed to the many students on the side: "Why, are so many people not enough to be witnesses?"

"Of course not enough," Zuan said lightly. "If I lose, they must be enough, but if you lose, the words of this group of students may not have enough weight. After all, no one wants to offend the teacher."

"I will lose?" Yang Wei laughed angrily. Although his cultivation level is not high, he has absolute pride in arithmetic this one-third of acres, and he cannot tolerate any doubt.

"There is no absolute thing in this world, if you don't want to, then I won't gamble." Zuan turned around and left.

Yang Wei only thought that he was retreating, and he was anxious, and finally forced him to this stall. That would make him leave when he said to leave, and hurriedly said: "Okay, let's find another teacher to be a witness. But at the moment, who is more empty."

He was thinking about finding a few colleagues he had made on the day before, and at this moment, an elegant and soft voice came from outside the door: "Let me witness it."

Such a soft and pleasant voice immediately attracted everyone's attention. When everyone looked back, the classrooms that had been tumbling like a bazaar instantly calmed down.

I saw a woman in a plain skirt leaning against the door very lazily, with snow-skinned lips and picturesque eyebrows. The dress on her body was like veil like mist. A thin layer perfectly outlined the graceful and moving contours of her body, even though only A small half of snow-white slender arms and jade-white calves were exposed, but it was enough to make any man breathe.

She has a special temperament, just relying on the door at will, there is a graceful and indescribable free and easy elegance, graceful and graceful like a fairy in the sky.

If it hadn't been for a cyan hip flask hung around her waist, at first glance she thought she really didn't eat fireworks.

"Shang... Teacher Shang!"

The classroom fell into silence for an instant, and then burst into great cheers, and ran over there one by one, looking at the woman eagerly.

Even Yang Wei's breathing was a bit short. Originally, he was reluctant to come to the academy. He had to know that Hu Cao was busy with official duties, and unless the court had relevant regulations, he didn't want to go to the academy to teach these little kids.

But since he first came to class and saw this woman in school, he no longer felt that taking part-time classes was a chore. Instead, he ran into school just to get a better look at her.

Zuan was a little shocked, because he had seen this woman before, and the two of them played flutes in the pavilion that time... A-呸呸呸, making friends with pleasure, at the time he asked the other person’s name, but the other person did not want to tell, what to say It will meet by chance.

At that time, he was slanderous about this, and it was not easy for him to meet again. Now I understand that the other party has known that he is a student of Mingyue College for a long time, so he is so sure that he will meet again.

He is not stupid. These people call her Teacher Shang, and with the appearance of those male classmates who are all hair-spring, this woman must be the third-ranked Shang Liuyu in Hongyan Record.

It's no wonder that the principal of Meirener asked him if he knew Shang Liuyu before, saying that the other party secretly helped him revise the qualification assessment record, and he said that she didn't know him. As a result, she was Shang Liuyu, and everything made sense.

Yang Wei also changed his gloomy expression at this time, with a smile that he thought was the best on his face and leaned forward: "Mr. Shang, why are you here?"

Shang Liuyu smiled lightly: "I happened to be passing by, and when I heard it was quite lively inside, I came over and have a look."

The other person’s smile made Yang Wei feel more than half of his body in an instant, but thinking about what happened in the classroom, his face became hot, and he hurriedly explained: "The main reason is that a student is too disobedient. I am trying to teach him to respect the teacher. road."

Shang Liuyu glanced at Zu An from a distance, and the corners of his lips rose slightly: "I just heard that you are going to compete. Why don't I come to be a witness."

"Good~"

"Ms. Shang is the best~"

"I like Teacher Shang the most~"

Fierce cheers broke out in the classroom, which shows how popular it is.

"This..." Yang Wei hesitated. It was easy for him to deal with a chaotic student, but if he joined other teachers, there would be more variables.

"Why, don't you welcome me?" Shang Liuyu looked at him quietly with a pair of beautiful eyes, naturally revealing an inexplicable style between his eyebrows.

The first time I talked with her so close, when Yang Wei saw her flawless face, he felt a heavy hammer in his heart, and his breathing was a little bit short: "Welcome, of course welcome."

He then thought about it. On weekdays, there is nothing to do with Shang Liuyu, so I took advantage of this opportunity to show off my talents in front of her. Although I can't compare with others in practice, no one in Mingyue City can compare with arithmetic. I.

How can there be such a good opportunity to show on weekdays, it is impossible to pull her and say that I will teach you arithmetic problems, right? Being able to act like this today will definitely make her look at me differently.

"Teacher Shang, please." Yang Wei eagerly led her to the main position on the podium.

Seeing him bowing and bowing, Zuan secretly scorned, really licking dogs.

Shang Liuyu randomly found a place to sit down, and then smiled slightly: "Be quiet, everyone, don't disturb the competition between the two of them."

Her words seemed to have an inexplicable magical power. The classroom that was noisy like a vegetable market immediately became audible, and Zuan felt that the charm of the beautiful woman was really extraordinary.

Yang Wei rolled up his sleeves and felt that he was full of energy and was determined to perform well in front of the goddess. So he used what he had learned in his life and asked 20 difficult questions. He was confident that not only these students could not do it, even if it was himself. If you don't think hard for a while, I'm afraid the ship will capsize.

He can already imagine the situation waiting for a while. The guy Zuan bit the pen and couldn’t do it. Then he played a rogue to question these questions, and then he appeared in the respected eyes of the students in the classroom, slowly answering each one. How to do the question.

The Shangliu fish on the side must also be full of stars. Maybe they will look at me differently from now on.

Thinking of beauty, the two mustaches around his mouth trembled with laughter.

No, no, so many people are watching, pay attention to the image!

He coughed slightly and hurriedly took the paper and came to Zuan: "You regret it now and it is still too late. If you can't solve one problem at that time, you will have to leave school."

He only deliberately said this to show his demeanor in front of Shang Liuyu, showing that he had no intention of seeing a student, but the atmosphere was set here, wherever the other party wanted to retreat, he could retreat.

Zuan smiled: "I got everything right, but it's time for you to leave school."

Not to mention Yang Wei, even the other students in the field thought that this guy must have a bad brain, only Shang Liuyu looked at all this with a smile, as if he had guessed something. "Ignorance junior, arrogant!" Yang Wei was furious, "I will let you know the cost of arrogance today!"

The anger from Yang Wei +541!

Obviously, being questioned in front of the goddess professionally made him extremely annoyed.

Zuan shrugged and took his paper over with ease.

"That's it?" Zuan sneered. To be honest, he was not very sure that every problem was solved. After all, he didn't know how high the level of mathematics in the world was until he saw the questions on the paper. He realized that he really overestimated the other party.

"Instead of taking advantage of your tongue here, it's better to seize the time to do it. If you haven't finished it after class is over, hehe..." Yang Wei did not finish, but the meaning was self-explanatory.

Shang Liuyu on the side said: "There is not much time until the end of get out of class now, will the time be too rushed? Well, anyway, the next class will also be mine. I will give you half of the class time, you slow down Slower than."

Yang Wei was taken aback, but he didn’t think that Shang Liuyu was speaking for Zu’an. After all, the two were not relatives. They must be the goddess with kind heart, subconsciously sympathizing with the weak, and worrying that I would bear a big bully. title.

It was so touched that the goddess thought about me in this way.

Yang Wei was so excited that his tears were about to stay, and he nodded hurriedly and promised: "Yes, yes, Mr. Shang has a point, so let's give you another half class."

Anyway, arithmetic stuff, you can do it, if you can’t do it, it’s useless to give you more time.

Zuan was too lazy to pay attention to him, and started to look at the first question:

"Three people drink three buckets of water in three days, so how many buckets of water nine people drink in nine days?"

Wei Suo on the side saw the light in his eyes and hurriedly called out: "This question is so simple. I know how to do it. Three people drink three buckets of water in three days, so nine people will naturally drink nine buckets of water in nine days."

As soon as this statement came out, the surrounding students nodded in agreement, and only a few people vaguely felt that something was wrong, but they couldn't tell what the problem was.

Yang Wei sneered secretly, if it were so simple, would he come out? However, he didn't say anything to stop the people around him talking, hoping that these people would mislead Zu'an.

Zu'an shook his head. Those elementary school students in the previous life would do it. Three people had three buckets of water for three days, and those three had one bucket of water a day. That is to say, one person would drink 1/3 buckets of water a day, and nine people would drink for nine days. If you multiply one third by 81, it is exactly 27.

Seeing him write this answer, Yang Wei's eyes straightened instantly. How could this be possible!

You should know that he read this question in an ancient book. The first time he did it wrong, he secretly took it to test a lot of colleagues. Basically, the first reaction of most people was nine buckets of water. Did you get it right

However, this question is not too difficult, it is more of a kind of text trap, and it is possible that the other side's blind cat may encounter dead mice.

Hmph, this is the easiest question, each of the following questions will become more and more difficult, I don't believe you can still be so lucky!

It's just that the other party has already done a question correctly. I'm afraid it's a bit difficult to get him out of the school according to the previous agreement. Hey, I knew it shouldn't be so full.

Coming to the backstage came from Yang Wei’s “+9+9+9...” anger score, Zu An thought that he was so stingy even to contribute anger score.

Then look at the second question:

A peasant woman was washing dishes by the river. A passer-by asked her why she was washing so many dishes. She replied that there were a lot of guests at home. Every 2 people shared a rice bowl, every 3 people shared a soup bowl, every 4 people shared a vegetable bowl, and shared 65 bowls. How many guests did her family have