The hatred and cursing of the military advisers to the leader of the band of thieves fully illustrates the truth that people's hearts are weak.
If before this accident happened, the earth team heard that Wu Qingchen and his party could get a precious drill that was close to actual combat without paying any price, I believe any staff member would be grinning from ear to ear.
In fact, the attitude of military advisers is itself a minority.
In order to reduce noise and improve efficiency, the representatives of various countries in front of the conference table and the advisory group attending from afar are equipped with earphones and throat microphones. The headset is easy to talk about, and everyone is very used to it, but the throat microphone, for these gentlemen in high positions, it is a bit unaccustomed to use it.
Therefore, experts in other fields who are relatively close to the military adviser have intermittently heard what the military adviser of their country said.
Listening to these remarks that are obviously contrary to safety first and stability first, listening to these attitudes that only hate Wu Qingchen and his party for not fighting the thieves, especially hearing "From the information currently available, There are also thieves around the parish and the barony, when you return to the village of Akeli, maybe you can consider asking Mr. Wu Qingchen to look for their traces." The divergent plan...
If it weren't for the obvious inability to beat these water-filled bastards, the experts in other fields with extremely unhappy faces would have already jumped up and beat the brains of these military advisers first!
Fortunately, the representatives carefully selected by various countries for the astronomical events are basically mature and prudent figures, who do not possess the natural aggressiveness and risk factors of military groups.
"Although this chance encounter with the thieves had some positive effects... But the cause, process, and result are not actually controllable. In the future, we should try our best to avoid such incidents and stick to the original plan."
From the final judgment of the interim committee, it is not difficult to see that the official attitude is cautiously optimistic about the outcome of this accident.
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Super authority, internal information, great colleagues, social responsibility, rapid progress, achievement, self-realization...
After a few days, Qin Gengxin has fallen in love with the new profession of "Shuijun" who gets paid to post.
Just after the terrific air defense siren ended, Qin Gengxin took a deep breath and groped his body carefully to make sure that there were no missing parts and no pain. Qin Gengxin quickly got up from the floor and rushed to the computer.
"what's the situation?"
"Fucking scared me to death!"
"I'm still shaking."
"I'm not afraid of your jokes, I really peed."
"Damn it, I read my last words into the phone's voice! Only now do I remember who to leave my last words for?"
In the joint venture-specially invited commentator work group, the exclamation of the survivors quickly swiped the screen.
After the shock, the content of exploring the cause was quickly launched.
"What the hell is going on with me?"
"Is there any news? Is there any conclusion?"
"The information has not been updated."
"Summon the group leader!"
About seven minutes later, the group leader appeared: "The Thief Incident" special clip has been uploaded to the group file, please browse it as soon as possible, the list of related task links will be updated soon, please pay attention to the hot word guide.
Qin Gengxin quickly entered the group file, and with just a shake of his hand, the number of downloads of the "Thief Incident" video has been refreshed to 379.
"I'm stupid!"
Qin Gengxin called out subconsciously and changed the number to 380.
"I see… "
When watching the special clip of "The Thieves Incident", according to the habit formed in the past few days, Qin Gengxin and his colleagues in the joint venture-specially invited commentator work group began to discuss the direction of the upcoming public opinion guidance.
"'Accidental' and 'full preparation' are definitely the key points..." A member of the group spoke "deeply and basically relying on pretending". There are 10,000 projects, but there is only one Mr. Wu Qingchen. Regardless of time and energy, it is absolutely impossible to cover everything. You can only grow selectively and purposefully. "Encountering a group of thieves" is an accidental event with a very small probability. Wu Qingchen Although Mr. has not received targeted training on 'encountering bandit groups', his actual performance has fully proved that the training content arranged by the Earth team has actually been 'fully prepared' for similar accidental incidents."
"The thieves this time just correspond to the traffic part in "The Mill Strategy"..." According to the textual research, Mr. Guanghua, a member of the imperial group, pointed out: "The roads that I personally encountered were not stable, and Mr. Wu Qingchen showed his own experience, which can definitely add a weight to the construction of the mill. reason."
"The three thieves caught are also a harvest..." The group member "CC" who is good at textual research said, "No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. The more human resources, the better... Moreover, these three thieves come from three There are three more experienced intelligence channels for the surrounding area intelligence that the earth urgently needs, especially the political, economic and natural environment in the forest edge area."
"Pay attention to the current appearance of the messenger and the policeman..." Qin Gengxin also contributed some ideas: "These three thieves can also allow the people around Wu Qingchen to accept the spiritual baptism of remembering bitterness and thinking sweetly."
"Not bad... the woods can also..."
"..."
The incorporated Fifty Cent Party was in full swing, racking their brains to discuss the land-cleansing... public opinion guidance plan.
A few minutes later, the official guiding plan came:
: A list of the results of the Thief Event.
: Determine the corresponding training subjects that Wu Qingchen should deal with correctly.
: The positive effect of the thieves event on the Mill Strategy.
: Rogue captives are widely used.
: The significance of the encounter to Wu Qingchen's training.
: Encounter increases the combat effectiveness of core human resources.
: Credibility screening of core human resources by emergencies.
: Surviving the crisis together has greatly improved cohesion.
…
Etc., etc.
The water from the official sprinkler is sufficient, and the routines just discussed by Wumao have covered almost all of them, and provided a wealth of material, sufficient evidence, detailed data, tight logic, and convincing.
"Antoine ran 100 meters in 13.22 seconds! Can he run so fast with a weapon on his shoulders? His shoes are gone, his tongue is sticking out... This guy, Mr. Wu Qingchen did not teach him for nothing!"
"Runcorn is good too! The 'compressed biscuit' given by Wu Qingchen, he actually put it back into the luggage bag with long ears..."
"I can't tell, Harry, a little serf, usually keeps silent, but at the critical moment, he actually got to the front!"
"Abbeville is going to be unlucky! 1.7 meters! When the three thieves are about to appear, this guy has already retreated 1.7 meters secretly! This bastard, usually so attentive, knows people and faces but doesn't know his heart!"
"Damn it! If it wasn't for this accident, the psychologist would have been tricked by him! I don't know what will happen in the future!"
Looking at these materials, the Fifty Cents have to admit that the government has really put a lot of effort into guiding public opinion this time.
However, propaganda belongs to propaganda, and information belongs to information.
People on earth who are still in shock, can you calm down and accept this information calmly
Can you calm down
For this question, the state of a university interest group is more representative:
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"Corresponding plan... full preparation... correct decision..."
The commentary items were scrolling overwhelmingly on the mobile phone, computer, and radio, and the team leader from the School of Environmental Engineering sneered while flipping through them: "Run away, Mr. Wu Qingchen is in the world, is there anyone who forces him to play heads-up? ? Is it necessary to brag about running away so far-sightedly
"Combat power... Encounter battles... Positive effect... Significance... Bah!"
The deputy team leader from the School of Chemistry and Technology was full of disdain: "You're so fucking tall...Foolish, keep fooling, just looking at these materials, I thought it was the Battle of the Hundred Regiments, the Normandy landing, and the decisive battle of the ace army!"
"Bullshit ace showdown!"
"Two lovers meet!"
"Vegetable chickens peck each other!"
"Victory over bad!"
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Eighteen hundred years later.
Medieval world.
Inside the bus.
After two stops, Shen Lin continued to stare out the window in a daze.
In the ear, the old lady has already heard the climax of "Leaving Akeli":
"Countless poisonous crows cover the sky and cover the sun, attacking from the sky; huge alien beasts swoop down, and trees fall... The shaker recedes, and a gap appears... Sharp claws, long tongues, and a deep poisonous mist covering the body of the unjust , the saint's mind is heavy, the body is weak... Hunger, curse, pain, bite, go crazy, rage, evil orders come from the top of the mountain... "
"Expulsion! The man threw wheat, honey, and vanilla into the sky, and the boundless poisonous crows creaked and flew away... Clean! The man sprinkled holy water on the ground, and the big tree climbed up to the sky, firmly binding the beast... Mercy! Holy! The light of God shines on the unrighteous person, the thick poisonous mist dissipates, the sharp claws soften and become hands, the long tongue dissipates and spits out a human voice:... May your mercy forgive the suffering of the world, and may your glory , to illuminate all living beings in the world."
"That what..."
I don't know if it's because I'm depressed, or because of the bad weather, or because the smell of buns coming from behind the bus is too strong, or because the old lady's nagging is too long...
In short, in a depressed mood, Shen Lin, who was always looking out the window, opened his mouth that had been firmly shut for two stops: "This grandma is vanilla, holy water, and divine light...the supernatural powers are so amazing!" , next to the sculpture of Luosi/Wu Qingchen, why is there never a horse?"
"The man had no horse by his side" is a religious joke with a long history.
It was the darkest era in history. A certain nobleman did not dare to publish his last words until his death, and later generations dug out his last words from the grave.
This kind, conscientious gentleman, after encountering a series of packages such as confiscation of property by the church, seizure of tenant farmers, deprivation of titles, and excommunication, was in despair and angry. From countless piles of old papers, he concluded: Before "that man", war horses often appeared in church sculptures, but after "that man", there was no longer a place for horses in church sculptures.
This conscientious gentleman therefore guessed: "That man" may not be as invincible as the church later claimed when he was shining in the vast world. All the victorious horses were cancelled.
A joke is a joke, and a joke is not just a joke.
As soon as this sentence was finished, Shen Lin regretted it.
It is inappropriate to call the holy name directly, and calling the last three words is closer to blasphemy. As for the last joke...
It doesn't take too long. Hundreds of years ago, the guy who committed the first item would probably have his head smashed by the people around him. If he committed the second item, he might go to the Inquisition to drink tea, and if he committed the third item item, there must be another handful of fuel on the stake.
In fact, even now, Shen Lin noticed that following his own words, all eyes in the bus were focused on him.
You must know that although the "horse" joke has a long history and is widely spread, few people will say it in public.
In any case, even those who hate the church, most of the time, they only direct their anger on the church, and very few people choose to attack "that person".
No one can deny the immaculate holy name of "that person", let alone the great promotion of "that person" to history and the great contribution to society. Showing respect for such a great figure is in itself respect for oneself.
"sorry."
Under the surprised, displeased, and reproachful eyes, Shen Lin stood up, bowed slightly to the pale old lady, and sincerely expressed his apology.
"Child...children..." The old lady's lips trembled: "Of course there is no horse beside that man. How can a sympathetic person oppress other living beings."
Shen Lin is of course familiar with this explanation which is also widely circulated.
At this time, the bus arrived at the stop. Shen Lin quickly approached the door and looked around the inside of the bus. He apologized again to the old lady and to other passengers who still have a high percentage of faith even in modern society. :"sorry."
Shen Lin got off the car early.
From here, there is still about two kilometers between the platform where Shen Lin usually gets off.
Checking the time, there were still twenty minutes before work, so Shen Lin decided to walk there.
After walking forty to fifty meters, the intersection came, and there was a red light ahead, Shen Lin stopped.
It was the rush hour for commuting, the intersection was quite congested, and the long queue of vehicles could not be seen at a glance.
At this moment, Shen Lin suddenly heard the voice of "Woo... woo... woo..." in Shen Lin's ear.
Shen Lin turned his head, and sure enough, at the end of his field of vision, the long convoy suddenly turned to the left, abruptly clearing a lane.
Following the gap vacated by many vehicles, a small truck drove straight towards the intersection.
Seeing the iconic pattern of yellow and black on the surface of the pickup truck, and the open compartment completely ignoring the city's ban, Shen Lin had no difficulty in recognizing that it was a special vehicle for Holy Bee Mobile.
gosh…
Shen Lin backed away quickly, this is "human's closest brother", if he is kissed a few times, it is not an ordinary enjoyment.
Shen Lin backed away quickly, but was suddenly blocked lightly.
Um? What's wrong
Shen Lin turned his head, ready to see who or what he bumped into.
Halfway through turning around, Shen Lin's whole body became stiff, and a cold sweat broke out all over his body.
Just behind him, less than 10 centimeters away, a dark and deep hole has opened its mouth wide, just waiting to be swallowed.
"Damn it! People from the parish of Denia have done their business here? Steal your paralyzed manhole cover!"
Shen Lin cursed angrily, and hurried forward several steps.
"Thank you, thank you very much..."
Staying away from the black hole and walking to a safe place, Shen Lin turned around again, ready to thank his savior: "If it weren't for you, I would..."
Huh
Um
what happened
Shen Lin was stunned, there was no one in front of him.
After staying there for a second, Shen Lin quickly circled around and looked around.
Within the field of vision, the nearest pedestrian was seven or eight meters away from Shen Lin.
what happened
How is this going
Shen Lin opened his eyes wide.
That's right, this place used to be a trash can, and normal people would not choose to pass by here.
Also, when I was pushed just now, at such a close distance...
Shen Lin swore that if someone left this distance, he would definitely feel it!
However, Shen Lin didn't feel the same at all.
Frowning deeply, Shen Lin carefully recalled that when he backed up just now, when he was pushed, although it was very light, it was definitely a real touch.
well, and...
Shen Lin continued to recall: that sense of touch should be an arm.
It's a very warm arm.
But what about people
The green light is on, cars are coming and going, and people are coming and going.
Shen Lin stood there blankly, feeling at a loss.
that warm feeling...
Why is it so familiar
Why is it so touching
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