Farm officer's friendly smile, fresh fruit in a plate, striking black fingerprints by candlelight
Time seems to freeze at this moment. Zilu Pavilion om
"Bastard!" "Eat your mother!" "Do you want dog paws to be so cheap!"
At this moment, if the agricultural officer appeared on the earth, he would probably not live for three seconds, and he would be torn to pieces by the gnashing earthlings.
Earthlings watching the video can also vent their anger with scolding and cursing.
In the medieval world, Wu Qingchen's temples throbbed, but he had to forcefully control himself.
Wu Qingchen took a deep breath.
fine!
It's ok!
This is nothing!
he did not do it on purpose!
Wu Qingchen worked extremely hard to suppress his emotions, and quickly recalled the recent period in his mind. When he returned to Earth to "rest on his own", he had a fixed one-hour game time every day.
In the first 20 seconds, I sent a blood, and my teammates never scolded me
Buying equipment with small animals was accidentally snatched by the enemy, and my teammates never scolded me
When the team battle was victorious and I blocked my own people when chasing down the remnant enemy, my teammates never scolded me
When the enemy base camp was about to be blown up, I misplaced the ultimate move, and my teammates never scolded me
It has to be said that the professional player team specially designed by the Earth Advisory Group for Wu Qingchen's personality, ravaged and destroyed Wu Qingchen in different ways, which really greatly improved Wu Qingchen's endurance, self-control and control.
In at most five seconds, Wu Qingchen managed to control his mouth, and swallowed the saliva that almost sprayed on the agricultural officer's face. Wu Qingchen also managed to control his right hand, almost In a little bit, he put away the silver fork that was on the dining table with the paw of the agricultural officer's dog.
However, no matter how hard he tried, Wu Qingchen still couldn't be completely calm.
When he put the silver plate containing the fruit back in front of him, Wu Qingchen's arms were trembling slightly, his face seemed to be crying and smiling, and his expression was extremely stiff.
Such a performance is too easy to be misunderstood.
"Tsk" the agricultural officer patted Wu Qingchen's shoulder lightly again: "It's just a few pieces of fruit, what are they compared to the trouble you saved me? Don't worry about it, eat it quickly."
"" Wu Qingchen opened and closed his mouth, not wanting to say a word to this pig teammate, this bastard who will revenge his favor.
At this time, another nun came over, holding a large earthenware pot in her hands, which contained the second course of the dinner.
The second course is vegetables.
It is composed of various green foods such as radishes, cabbage, water spinach, and onions.
This time, we must not let the bastard next to me make trouble again!
There is a lesson from the past, when the delivery nurse was still two or three steps away, Wu Qingchen had already stood up, her arms stretched out to hold out the wooden bowl.
Wu Qingchen managed to fill a bowl of vegetables by herself.
By the way, the second wrong signal is given.
"Huh? Your Excellency Ross likes to eat vegetables so much?"
What do you want to do
Wu Qingchen turned her head abruptly, and saw dully again, the enthusiastic agricultural officer took up the same freshly filled vegetable bowl—by the way, inserted his black and yellow thumb into the vegetable soup—and generously pushed it to Wu Qingchen. before.
Wu Qingchen couldn't stand it anymore.
"your fingers"
"Finger? What's the matter?" The agricultural officer frowned, raised his right hand suspiciously, and suddenly realized.
The next moment, His Excellency the Agricultural Officer smiled slightly, put his green-stained thumb into his mouth and sucked it: "Oh, it's okay, I'm not really afraid of being burned."
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Earth.
Jiang County, a rental house.
The boxy table flew far away with the mouse, keyboard, cigarettes, lighter, wine bottle, and display screen placed on it.
Li Zhencai roared up to the sky: "Hot your sister!"
On the left and on the right, upstairs and downstairs, there are countless echoes roaring from all directions: "I'm paralyzed, I'm about to vomit!" Si, right? Cao Nima, I remember you!"
Guodu, Public Opinion Orientation Group.
"Alas" the joint venture sighed for a long time, and when it was so long that it was suspected that he was going to spit out his entire lung, he finally said: "Hold your breath, hold your breath!"
"Three minutes." The co-working office looked at the parameters in the lower left corner: "In just three minutes, the agricultural officer successfully became the public enemy of all people on Earth. This bastard is really fucking capable! It's better than the damn cowherd last time." hundred times!"
"Fengmu/Bales/Ackford, please record the full name of this bastard." The joint venture continued to sigh and said: "The key words above are probably coming soon."
"Ten thousand ways to kill this bastard?"
"How is it possible, the situation of the agricultural officer this time is completely different from the situation of the cowherd last time!" The joint venture smiled wryly and shook his head: "Although this guy is troublesome and annoying, he is the whole Ackford Leader, the leadership who has the highest affection for Wu Qingchen currently has such a high-quality human resource, and it is too late for the staff group to protect it, so how could it be possible to kill him?"
"Fuck!" The joint office was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized: "You mean, we are going to wash the floor for this bastard soon?"
"Ugh"
The joint venture once again sighed long, long: "That's why I said, hold your breath!"
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Medieval world, restaurant.
"No need, you can eat by yourself." Wu Qingchen pushed the vegetable bowl in front of the agricultural officer.
"It's okay, you can eat more if you like." The agricultural officer pushed back.
"It's really not necessary, it's enough for me to eat what I have." Wu Qingchen pushed again.
"You are young, and it is time to eat. It is good to eat more." The agricultural officer continued to push.
"There are a lot of good things in there later, I have to save some stomach." Wu Qingchen was quick to wit.
"Okay." The agricultural officer finally caught the vegetable bowl.
"Also..." Wu Qingchen hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Don't give me any other food later, I really can't eat that much."
"Well." Looking at Wu Qingchen's stomach, the agricultural officer finally nodded reluctantly: "Oh, you are indeed too thin now."
Finally out of this big trouble
Wu Qingchen breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling that half of his energy was exhausted.
During Wu Qingchen's time to deal with the agricultural officer's enthusiasm, the third and fourth food was delivered to everyone.
They are fish and white bread. —Two palm-length fried fish per person, and four slices of white bread the size of a cigarette box.
The next food is cheese, porridge and eggs.
Seeing the five newly delivered foods, Wu Qingchen was slightly relieved.
Fortunately, Baron Ackford's taste is quite normal.
If the magic bag really can't hold it, the food that has been put on the table so far, fried fish, wheat porridge, eggs, and the vegetable soup just now can barely be eaten.
The only food that must be dealt with secretly is cheese with unknown objects, white bread with suspicious spots, and fruit touched by dog paws.
Thinking of this, Wu Qingchen looked around.
So far, the first seven portions of food have been shared by everyone, and all the officials at the table have begun to enjoy the food they have been given.
Although being the ruling class, everyone here can certainly fill their stomachs every day, but it is midsummer when they are busy with production, and after a long day of hard work, everyone is already hungry. When the seventh portion of food is distributed, the restaurant The chatter has been subdued, replaced by loud chewing, grunting, swallowing.
it is good!
Here's your chance!
Wu Qingchen looked left and right again, and after confirming everything, he calmly changed the fork to his left hand, leaned forward slightly, and began to "drink" the vegetable soup with his head down.
Through the video, countless people on the earth saw: using various obstacles such as clothes, fingers, and other dishes to block the sight of others, and using various methods to cover up actions such as light, position illusion, and blind spots, Wu Qingchen "drank" every sip of soup. , a piece of fruit will be missing from the silver plate near the right hand.
"Good workmanship!" "Nice work!" "Fingers are getting more and more flexible!" "It's much more proficient than when I secretly put salt in."
When the earthlings praised it, Wu Qingchen swiftly killed four pieces of fruit and two pieces of white bread, and just as Wu Qingchen was about to make persistent efforts, the delivery nurse started distributing food again.
Everyone's eyes began to focus on the brightly lit place, and Wu Qingchen tactfully stopped his movements.
The eighth dish is not a dish, but a drink between meals, well, it is not entirely correct to say that.
Because, the first three utensils brought by the meal delivery nuns were beer, ale and wine, while the fourth one was filled with honey.
Starting from the drinks between meals, the types and portions of everyone's share are no longer exactly the same.
Wu Qingchen has all four things in front of him, the next level lacks wine, and the next level lacks honey.
Looking at the four cups of "drinks" in front of her, Wu Qingchen felt very stressed.
Fortunately, honey can basically guarantee safety.
As for the other three glasses of wine, Wu Qingchen touched the beads of sweat on his forehead. No matter how safe these things were, as long as he drank them, he would immediately turn into the worst traffic accident perpetrator in the history of the world.
If it is liquid, the requirements for action and posture are too high.
Wu Qingchen frowned slightly. With his magic skills that he had practiced for less than an hour, he was not very sure to pour the three glasses of wine into the magic bag intact. —and that thing isn't very waterproof either.
It seems that we have to use another method.
Just do what comes to mind.
While others were enjoying the alcohol, Wu Qingchen continued to "drink" the soup while frequently picking up the honey cup. Every time he picked up the bee cup, the other three wine glasses next to him would quietly change their positions, and Wu Qingchen held the honey cup. A straight line is formed between the arms when the honey is drawn.
almost
After a while, after calculating the distance between the three wine glasses and the range of his own movements, Wu Qingchen raised his hand again and reached for the cup containing honey.
When he was about to grab the honey cup, Wu Qingchen shook his arm slightly, and the three alcohol cups immediately began to tilt towards the table.
became
The corners of Wu Qingchen's mouth curled up slightly.
Just when Wu Qingchen was suppressing his emotions, and was about to reveal some "wrongness" and "regret" at the right time, suddenly, two big palm-like hands stabbed obliquely, between lightning and flint, when there was no time to send, they covered their ears with lightning speed With a steady posture, he firmly grasped the three cups.
As if being stuck by the neck, Wu Qingchen turned his head mechanically and very slowly.
Then, Wu Qingchen saw a face like a steel rock. At this moment, this face was squeezing out a very ugly but sincere smile.
It was Captain Ackford Fort, Carter/Ackford
"This..." Wu Qingchen stuttered a bit: "You are so quick!"
"How fast is that?" The captain of the guard smiled modestly, and put the three wine glasses firmly in front of Wu Qingchen, "Compared to arrows, my speed is nothing."
You fucking want to compete with Arrow
When Wu Qingchen was about to cry, the delivery nurse appeared again, this time delivering precious meat.
A few minutes later, Wu Qingchen placed half a chicken, a quail, and a large plate full of mutton in front of Wu Qingchen.
Wu Qingchen looked to the right, and the agricultural officer immediately pushed the plate in front of him slightly, his inquiring eyes clearly said "Do you want to eat?" Wu Qingchen quickly shook his head.
Wu Qingchen looked to the left, the captain of the guard smiled slightly, and helped Wu Qingchen to push the plate that Wu Qingchen had moved slightly just now, slowly, caringly, and firmly back to its original position.
Under the staring eyes of the two, Wu Qingchen stood up slightly and felt the magic bag on his chest: the remaining space inside couldn't even hold a quarter of the meat in front of him.
I am stupid!
This is the cheating!