The scene was once very embarrassing. Zilu Pavilion om
The scenes in the video are so unbearable to watch, countless people on earth can't help but cover their faces.
A village, villager activity center, counterpart analysis team.
"It's over!" "Idiot!" "This is troublesome!"
"Run! What are you still doing there? Run while they are still in a daze!"
"So many people are running away! Come on! Hurry up and catch that fat man!"
"How can you catch a fat man who is so strong! Hurry up and catch that woman!"
"What are you yelling about!" Amidst the chaotic shouts of the workers, Li Glasses slapped the table heavily: "I'm afraid of a fart! Didn't I just hide some food? So what if it's discovered?"
"Huh?" The workers were all taken aback.
"What is there to worry about?" Li Glasses said quickly: "With Mr. Wu's current status, what happened to putting the food in a bag? What happened to hiding it in his clothes? What if they saw it? Is it for a few dollars? Meat, did you kill Mr. Wu?"
"Uh"
The workers turned their heads to look at the video, just as Li Glasses said, looking at the cloth bag on the ground, all the officials looked surprised, puzzled, contemptuous, and thoughtful, but there was no hostility, let alone murderous intent.
"This..." Beside Li's glasses, Old Liu frowned deeply: "Why is this happening? Didn't it mean that you have to hide if you catch a fish or a rabbit, or your life will be in danger?"
"When was that?" Li Glasses said with a wry smile, "Mr. Wu is no longer a commoner. How can a formal member of a dignified church be so worthless?"
"But" another worker was also very puzzled: "I remember that after becoming a priest, when Mr. Wu ate meat dishes every day, he still had to sneak to the secret kitchen."
"That's another matter." Li Glasses shook his head vigorously: "First of all, catching wild game is taking advantage of the church and the lord after all, and it will damage the image. The other thing is" Pointing at the culprit of all this, Wu Qingchen's hands are half black and half The hind leg of the red deer, Li Glasses continued: "You have also seen the result of the meat food being cooked by the aborigines."
"What now?"
"How do I know? The complete plan of the staff group can fill this activity center." Li Glasses said with a wry smile, "Anyway, it's just an excuse. I don't want to eat if I'm not hungry, or I don't want to eat when I'm in a bad mood, or just to be honest, these ghost things It's fucking bad."
"Is this all right? Is this all right?" The workers' faces were full of disbelief. [Zero↑Nine△Small↓Shuo△Net]
"It's not okay." Li Glasses took off his eyes, rubbed his face vigorously, and corrected: "It's just that there is no danger. However, if it is not handled properly, the goodwill and influence that has finally been established among the high-level people in the territory Let’s just compare your heart with your heart, invite someone to a big meal with good intentions, and others will gossip or mess around, who would like such a guy?”
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Medieval world.
After being stunned for half a minute, Wu Qingchen, who was holding the deer's leg, slowly looked around.
Every official who was stared at by Wu Qingchen immediately showed a forced smile.
With the observation ability trained by the world's top team, Wu Qingchen can easily see that under these hypocritical smiles are clearly full of contempt and deep disdain.
With the micro-expression analysis ability trained by the world's top team, Wu Qingchen doesn't need to speak, just by looking at these people's distorted expressions and glances, Wu Qingchen can guess most of their inner thoughts:
An inferior is an inferior;
I have never eaten good food in my life;
If you can't hold on, then hold on; if you can't hold on, hide and take away;
Ass doesn't deserve the position, that's what happens
"Ha ha ha ha" At this time, the agricultural officer finally broke the silence of the restaurant: "It's okay, it's okay, the food given to Mr. Luo Si can't be eaten all at once, and it's nothing to put it away."
While smoothing things over, the agricultural officer helped Wu Qingchen pick up the cloth bag.
On the other side, the captain of the guard also bent down and picked up the fruit and quail that fell on the ground to the table: "Your Excellency Ross is young, and his body is indeed a little weak now. It is normal to divide it into several meals."
go away!
Shut up if you don't know how to wash the floor!
Listening to the low-level excuses of the two pig teammates who would only make others more disgusted, Wu Qingchen's cheeks burned hot.
"Well" Ignoring the words of the agricultural officer and the captain of the guard, Baron Ackford also said: "Your Excellency Ross, it's nothing, let's continue to eat."
When speaking, the baron's tone was quite calm, but Wu Qingchen could still hear the slight displeasure in it.
Just make a mess like this? How can this work
Wu Qingchen looked left and right, focusing on the right side, the two seats on the next floor.
Although the magic of hiding food has gathered the wisdom of the world's top magicians to achieve the ultimate in simplicity and reliability, Wu Qingchen has only practiced for a short time after all, and the possibility of mistakes is naturally within the plan of the staff group .
In view of the possible mistakes, after multiple screenings, the staff team provided Wu Qingchen with five aftermath plans.
The first two plans are relatively conservative and relatively safe. They have designed two panacea-like reasons from the two aspects of the body and the church respectively, and tried to calm the dissatisfaction of everyone present on the premise that it will never cause additional dissatisfaction. —Obviously, it is impossible to completely eliminate the adverse effects of the incident with a plan limited to the lack of intelligence.
The other three proposals are relatively positive, starting from the perspectives of politics, economy, and interpersonal relations, and taking the initiative to attack, not only can completely calm the situation, but also can further enhance Wu Qingchen's image. — But in practice, we must confirm the information and confirm that the practice conditions meet the pre-requirements to avoid further deterioration of the situation.
Thinking of this, Wu Qingchen once again looked at the two gentlemen who were three seats away from him.
No problem, option 4 can indeed be implemented.
Making up his mind, Wu Qingchen took a deep breath.
When Baron Ackford spoke, all the officials looked away from Wu Qingchen immediately, and started to deal with the food in front of them again.
In the restaurant, the sounds of chewing, swallowing, and snoring gradually recovered, and the movement of everyone's conversation gradually changed from whispering to talking again.
At this moment, a young, slightly raised voice sounded:
"I am the son of the free folk."
Wu Qingchen quickly attracted the attention of everyone present by using the skills taught by the earth speech masters, such as the slightly trembling ending sound, slightly excited emotions, and opening remarks that contrasted sharply with the occasion.
"I am the son of the free people"
Emphasizing the point again, Wu Qingchen continued "a little excited but not inferior": "In my previous days, most of the time, eating was a table that could be lifted easily, and a bowl could only be half filled. mushy, a few wilted cabbages, and beans that you only see two or three times a year."
"When I started to remember things," Wu Qingchen pointed to the eggshells on the dining table in front of him: "The first egg I ate was my brother's food, which was given after three days of pulling weeds in the allotment. He poured it into my bowl."
"When I grew up to the height of the table," Wu Qingchen gestured towards the dining table more than ten meters long in front of him, and continued, "The first piece of meat I ate was my elder brother, who harvested two booleans of pasture by himself. He poured the food into my bowl again."
"When I was carrying the plow for the first time." Wu Qingchen lifted up his coat, revealing the deep strangle marks on his shoulders: "I ate two bowls of paste and a whole bowl of beans in one meal for the first time, and they belonged to me. My father, my mother, and my two older brothers gave me food."
“This is the first time I have seen such a rich food”
Pointing to the dinner plate and cloth bag in front of him, Wu Qingchen took a deep breath, "holding back tears" and said: "I am already a priest, and I can often see such rich food in the future, but my elder brother is still free." Son of Min, the first time I ate eggs and meat, the first time I was full of mush and beans, it was all the result of my elder brother’s starvation, I thought.”
"I'm thinking" Wiping his face, Wu Qingchen lifted the bag again: "The lamb, venison leg, quail, and this wine I saw for the first time, I can give my brother a taste first."
"I'm sorry, Your Excellency the baron, I'm sorry, you let everyone down."
Wu Qingchen stood up and bowed deeply.
Wu Qingchen finished speaking.
The love of licking the calf is the nature of human beings, no matter what class they are, in life, who doesn't have a few moments of family warmth
The open dining room fell into silence again.
After "that" ten seconds later, the agricultural officer sighed: "I still have a few pieces of meat here, you can take them together."
On the other side, the steely rock-like man didn't like to be verbose, so the captain of the guard directly pushed the plate in front of Wu Qingchen.
"no no no"
Seeing that the officials who were a little further away were also starting to move, Wu Qingchen quickly waved his hands: "Everyone has someone close to them, and I leave my own food to my elder brother. It is the will of the ruler to use everyone's food. My own private wish violates the command of the Lord."
"Well"
When the ministers wanted to "express" again, the baron, whose face softened again, spoke slowly: "Okay, don't argue. That's it, today's dinner, all the food that can't be eaten, everyone can eat it." Take it back. In addition, who is the food of Your Excellency Ross, Hilbert, come here!"
"Cough! Cough! Cough!"
At this moment, the baroness, who had been silent throughout the banquet, suddenly coughed again and again.
"What's wrong?" Baron Ackford turned his head.
"cough cough"
The baroness coughed and pushed the baron's thigh, and with the other hand, she pointed covertly at the eldest son who was half a meter away, and the second son who was almost ten meters away and three times.
"Huh? Ah? Oh!"
In about ten seconds, Baron Ackford finally realized.
"Ehlers, Tines, and Basson"
The baron pointed his fingers together, and said to his sons who stood up immediately: "You three, go there, keep an eye on the servants, and go deliver food to Lord Rose's brother."
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Fifteen minutes or so.
Ehlers, Tines, Bason, and Ackford's three sons stepped off the suspension bridge, down the hill, and arrived at the wooden house where Wu Qingchen's entourage temporarily rested.
Of course, the place where the free people lived didn't smell very good. There were still a dozen steps away from the wooden house, and the three masters had already stopped.
The low-ranking servant stepped forward to report, and Grace ran out swiftly.
After listening to Ehlers, the eldest son of the baron, and looking at the dinner plates held by several other attendants, Grace swallowed hard.
"Eat slowly." Seeing Wu Qingchen's face, Ehlers' attitude was very friendly, and he patted Grace's shoulder lightly: "Your Excellency Ross is very grateful for your care before."
"that"
Looking at the muscles, the quail, the venison, the white bread and the three wine glasses, Grace suddenly said hesitantly, "Sir, do I have to eat these things now?"
"Well?"
Ehlers frowned slightly: "What?"
Tines, the second son of the baron, thought of a certain possibility: "You also want to leave it to your brother or parents? It's impossible. The weather is so hot now. When you go back, these foods must not be eaten. And, If you can stay for that long, needless to say, His Excellency Ross will definitely bring it home."
"no"
Grace shook her head slightly: "I mean, can these foods only be given to me?"
"Huh?" The three baron sons frowned together.
"If you can"
Grace was a little surprised: "These foods, I want other companions to eat together. Without them, Ross would not be able to walk to Fort Ackford so safely and peacefully."