Kidnapping All Mankind

Chapter 24: Conversations and greetings

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This is the end of the situation where almost everyone in the strategy room is engrossed.

Xiao Luosi/Wu Qingchen left the church, and the background of the six huge projection screens in the middle of the room was replaced by the blue sky and hills. The major general immediately straightened his body and clapped his palms vigorously: "There will be work soon, soldiers and gentlemen, Brace yourselves...George, connect to the intelligence center immediately...Joseph, 5th, 7th projection for irs video...Sezell, hey...Sezell, turn off the damn terrain rendering, connect to the integrated processing center, first look at the cuteness Mr. Pastor said something to our morning…”

The major general issued a series of instructions, and there was a series of noises in the room. After about two minutes, everything was in place, and the room returned to silence. In front of the console on the left side of the room, Mr. Sezer, a young soldier wearing earphones, was listening intently. Looking at the instrument in front of him, waiting for the response from the comprehensive processing center, ready to switch at any time.

"Beep..."

With a soft sound, the young soldier turned his head quickly: "General, it's alright."

The major general nodded, and the soldier immediately pressed the button, and the six huge projection screens in the center of the room instantly cut out half of the screen, re-displaying the conversation between the pastor and Little Los/Wu Qingchen in the church.

The replayed content at this time has naturally been adjusted to be 30 times slower than the normal human eyes can see. There was silence in the room. Sezer pressed another button, and the speakers placed around the room immediately turned on at the same time.

"Good day, I remember you, you are Little Rose of William's family."

"Good day, Reverend."

At this moment, if Wu Qingchen stood in the room, he would definitely dig out his ears for the first time, because the voices from the surrounding speakers were very similar to the speed, tone and tone of his conversation with Praia. , but Wu Qingchen absolutely couldn't understand a single word.

This is normal, the sound coming from the stereo is pure French.

So far, according to the research of various countries, the sky projection of astronomical events has been following Wu Qingchen's activities in the medieval world. The projection range is a perfect circle with a radius of about 17 kilometers centered on Wu Qingchen. The projection resolution is extremely high, and the upper limit cannot be reached temporarily. It is estimated that the image obtained by pointing at it with any equipment used for shooting on the earth at present has directly reached the limit of the resolution of the equipment. In addition, the image also directly penetrates the roof, trees, water surface and other non-living objects that block the images of Wu Qingchen or other characters in the medieval world in a way that the earth cannot understand at present.

Of course, even with all these inconceivable features, the projection of astronomical events is still only a kind of image, and cannot transmit sound simultaneously.

At this time, the conversations coming from the speakers around the strategy room were the analysis teams of the French Astronomical Events Temporary Handling Office. First, the lip language experts of the special forces distinguished the lip and throat movements of Wu Qingchen and Praia to get the pronunciation, and cooperated with them. Behaviorists in the Middle Ages came up with meanings, which were then translated into French by linguists. Afterwards, the temporary office dispatched dozens of professional voice actors from major French film and television companies to dub the pronunciation.

Finally, the technical department will divide these into more than a dozen parts, and hundreds of teams will combine the translated voices at the same time, use technical software to unify the pitch, adjust the speech speed, and finally take shape.

It took only two minutes to complete fifteen minutes of dubbing post-production. This kind of super efficiency that any director in the world could only dream of, did not make the military experts in the strategy room sigh, because this is not the first time that the crowd here Hearing the conversations from the medieval world, Wu Qingchen's previous conversations with anyone in the medieval world were shown to everyone in the same way.

In fact, just half a minute into the conversation between Wu Qingchen and Praia, the grey-haired major general expressed annoyance on his face: "It's blank again? And there's no angle? Trash, trash! The idiots of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs should all be sent to prison! This How many times has it been? All the trash from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs were blown to death in the Great Hall of the People, or did the emergency diplomatic plane fall? Even if there is no way to cram it into the training subjects, is it so difficult to just emphasize the content? ?"

While the major general was roaring, other people in the strategy room were also full of anxiety. On the projection screen, Wu Qingchen and Praia had been talking for about half a minute.

After two words of good day, Praia said a few words about the weather, asked about the age of little Ross, his family, and then...

Then... there is no more!

Everyone could see that Praia and Wu Qingchen were half a meter apart on the projection screen, facing each other, obviously talking, but the surrounding speakers were completely silent, without any sound.

This is not the first time this has happened.

The only way for people on earth to observe astronomical events is the projection. This projection is always hung on the side. No matter in the mountains or flats, or in the deep sea sky, anyone can directly observe it with the naked eye as long as they raise their heads slightly. Even the astronauts on the International Space Station , and you only need to raise your head slightly to see an image of the medieval world from the darkness.

This piece of land is extremely fair. You only need to have the organ of the eyes to have a piece of scenery at the same time. It seems that it is only 355 meters away from everyone. However, for nearly sixty hours, all countries on the earth have sent tools including helicopters, hot air balloons, submarines, parachutes, and even cranes, elevators, etc., and there is no way to get closer or farther away from it. a distance of one micron.

For the earth, the distance of 355 meters is a natural barrier, and the projection of celestial events has become truly visible and intangible. Except for Wu Qingchen, no country, organization or individual can have any effect on this projection. influences.

So, when Wu Qingchen once again ignored the details, stood in the wrong position, and at the wrong angle, so that the experts and staff could not see the lips and throats of the two parties in the conversation, everyone on the entire earth had to watch a silent movie.

At this very second, staff officers and analysts from countless countries yelled at the same time. A small part of these greetings from all over the world were sent to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, trainers, linguists, and station coaches like the Major General of the Strategy Office of the French Saint-Cyr Military Academy. , God, God, etc.

Most of them, of course, are selflessly dedicated to "stupid, stupid, son of a bitch, brainless, does anyone have ears, stupid,..."

Also poor...

Wu Qingchen.

Chapter 21 Dialogue and Greetings (Part 2)

Fortunately, the silent state lasted for about a minute. On the projection screen, little Ross/Wu Qingchen suddenly raised his head covertly, looked at the top of the church slightly, and then moved his body quickly and inadvertently.

Wu Qingchen was adjusting the angle of these movements according to the training method, and the crowd in the strategy room clearly knew it very well, and a large number of soothing voices immediately rang out in the room.

Almost at the same time, the speaker once again heard the conversation between the two.

"...Little Los, I passed by the wooden bridge on the west side of the village a few days ago, and saw that the wooden bridge seemed to be repaired. Avilia said that he saw you moving a lot of stones. Did you repair the wooden bridge?"

"Yes, sir."

"Oh!" "Aha!" There was a low voice of joy in the strategy room immediately, and the angle adjustment was too timely, just in time for the extremely important dialogue information to be completed.

Hearing Little Rose's answer, the Priest Playa touched his chin on the screen, said "Yes", pondered for a while, and continued to ask: "Wolf told me that yesterday you finally got rid of the land in the west of the village. Did you try to burn those troublesome thorns?"

"Yes, sir."

Playa rubbed his chin again, "Also, when I was walking last night, I saw old Holt and Richard building roads, are you building roads too?"

"Yes, sir."

When answering these questions, Xiao Luosi/Wu Qingchen kept looking at his toes honestly, and answered in a concise and clear way without any redundant words. This is not Wu Qingchen's usual way of speaking in the medieval world, but an expert They conducted a large amount of analysis specifically on Praia, and obtained the answer method that can win the favor to the greatest extent.

"Good job." These efforts soon yielded results. Hearing Wu Qingchen's answer and seeing Wu Qingchen's posture, Praia suddenly smiled, "Little Ross, I know you are A hardworking and smart child, now it seems that you are very polite."

"Great!" "Works! Works!" "Great!"

The cheers in the strategy room were several times louder immediately.

After negotiation, Wu Qingchen's plans and plans for entering the medieval world were not formulated by China alone, but were made with reference to the opinions of all major countries on the earth, and were promptly and completely reported to each powerful major country.

Therefore, all the people in the strategy room understand that Xiao Luosi/Wu Qingchen have worked harder these few days, squeezed out time, and solved a total of five troubles for Akeli Village. The common purpose is to attract the attention of Priest Praia .

But at this moment, the follow-up plans agreed by all countries that the implementation is more difficult have not yet been implemented. Pastor Praia has already noticed three good things in it. Cheers.

However, these cheers only lasted for a very short time, everyone held their breaths, and the room was even quieter than before.

The reaction after getting attention is the most critical content.

Sure enough, after the same short pause, Pastor Playa started talking again: "Little Ross, I want to ask, why are you doing these things?"

"En..." Wu Qingchen raised her head slightly, showing a slightly suspicious look: "You mean...?"

Looking up slightly, slightly doubting, and slightly prolonging the pronunciation of the word "you" in the medieval world...

Damn it! At least 100,000 people cursed this word at the same time, and this damn fool forgot the word again!

These three "Weiwei" are all summed up by the joint efforts of thousands of people on the earth, and they are specially used for Pastor Praia. It is a standard... way of delaying time after forgetting words.

Fortunately, Priest Praia was not displeased when he heard the elegant title of "you" that he hadn't seen for a long time. "Let's talk about why we built the road first."

"Pastor, you taught that laziness is a sin to be avoided, that laziness makes a man ugly and never beautiful again..."

Laziness makes people ugly and never beautiful again.

That's right, it was indeed taught by Little Ross.

Praia shook hands, and the tone of the second question was much calmer, and his eyes finally set on little Ross from the roof of the church: "Then why do you want to build a bridge?"

"Sir, this is also your teaching. When the road becomes narrow, the falls become more frequent until the road becomes flat again."

"Oh!"

Praia's voice showed a bit of surprise. From the observations these days, the pastor had already guessed that Ross must have memorized a lot of holy words from the scriptures. However, when Ross really blurted out, Praia Ya was still taken aback, because when little Ross read these two holy words, his expression was serious and focused, and his tone was low and steady, which was the most standard, or the most pious way.

No wonder it reads so smoothly.

A smile appeared on Praia's face. This is the holy word, and this is the teaching of the master. The same sentence, the bumpkin Freeman recited yesterday, intermittently, was really unbearable. If it weren't for the bumpkin This is the virtue, it is simply blasphemy!

Involuntarily, Praia put his feet together, clasped his hands together, and asked again after concentrating: "There is a lot of farm work these days. Why do you help Wolf clear the thorns in the field?"

"Love your brother, love your neighbor, and they will love you too."

"Okay... good... good..." Holding his palm, Praia walked back and forth a few steps before turning around and asking the last question in his heart: "However, little Ross, those troublesome thorns are constantly being shoveled and can't be pulled out. How do you Do you know that you can burn it with fire?"

"This... this..." Wu Qingchen raised his head slightly.

Is it a secret? Praia was a little curious.

What the hell! This guy actually forgot such an important word again! Countless staff officers gritted their teeth again.

"The road that the saint walked is full of thorns, and flames grow everywhere."

"Haha!" Priest Praia laughed out loud, "You're wrong, little Ross, it should be the path walked by a saint, with thorns all over and flames burning."

"I... this..." Wu Qingchen suddenly raised his head, opened his mouth wide, and murmured for a long time before finally saying cautiously: "So it's not that the flames are growing everywhere?"

"Of course not. How could it be that the flames are growing everywhere? Little Ross, you can't remember the holy words wrong." Praia shook his head lightly, with a serious expression, but a very gentle tone.

"Yes, pastor, please forgive me."

Hearing Praia's gentle tone and seeing the priest's serious expression, Wu Qingchen lowered her head in shame, thinking moved in her heart:

I am stupid!

at the same time:

I am stupid!

sonof tch!

especedei color e!

c day stopdio!

どあほう!

Including Wu Qingchen, hundreds of languages and millions of curses were instantly concentrated on Priest Praia and the 180 generations of Priest Praia's ancestors.

This is their own fault. The holy words "fire grows everywhere" are clearly the words that Pastor Praia uttered solemnly during his last sermon.

At that time, because the pronunciation of this sentence was too complicated, countless staff officers, linguists, behaviorists, and cryptographers on the earth racked their brains and went all out to connect the context and compare daily conversations. The scene during the sermon, I tried my best to finally come up with a relatively close translation of "flames growing everywhere".

In the last training, when Wu Qingchen provided the lines for the five good deeds from Lei Feng, the lines for the other four things were easier to remember. Only this sentence took Wu Qingchen a lot of time, and his tongue was eaten. Bitter.

And the end result of all this hard work, the ultimate source of all this torment, is that the bastard mispronounced his sermons.

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