Kidnapping All Mankind

Chapter 69: The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea

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There is a saying that heroes see alike.

United States of America, Senate.

Member of the Senate of the United States of America, staff member of the Office of Administration and Budget of the United States of America, secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services of the Federal Government of the United States, and a member of the Office of the United Nations Interim Committee on Astronomical Events.

"Snapped!"

"This is the opinion of the gentlemen who cost me 300,000 dollars a month?" Members, staff, ministers, and His Excellency, who are also members, slammed the bound documents in their hands onto the desk viciously.

"I'm sorry, Senator..." The intern who just graduated from a prestigious school trembled.

"boom!"

"This is the result of the emergency video conference of the Senate Select Committee?" The veined arm slammed heavily on the round and plump desk.

"I'm sorry, Senator..." The intern who had just passed his dissertation defense half a month ago trembled.

"哐!" "哐!" "Dang..." "... Dang... Dang Dang... Dang..."

"Go *democracy and freedom! Go *universal values! Go *American dream! Is it time to export these sons of bitches?" The hand-made dress sleeves swung out violently, and the pen holder on the desk, Phones, binders, business card holders, and that disgusting document were thrown all over the floor.

"I'm sorry, Senator..." The intern, who had never really faced the rage of a political creature, felt his feet were off.

"Go, move out!" Behind the desk, the senator stood up, pressed his hands on the table, like an eagle patrolling the territory staring at its prey, and roared at the few interns in the office who were about to faint: "Hurry up!" Come on, move all the documents from the fax machine over here!"

The intern hurriedly brought over a large pile of documents from the buzzing fax machine.

"Girls, let's take a look and learn..." After picking up a few copies, the senator opened his mouth and read: "I love to be clean since I was a child. The little boy sitting in front of me - Wu Qingchen's kindergarten classmate remembers!"

"The deepest school cleaning in my memory - a sample composition by Wu Qingchen's junior high school classmate!"

"Clean and refreshing desk—the internal reading material of Wu Qingchen's company!"

"What a wonderful text! Girls, do you understand? Do you understand? This is the shot in the arm that American citizens need now, this is the stimulant that American citizens desperately need! This is the aircraft carrier that the world's police need most now fighter!"

The judgment of Mr. Senator is undoubtedly very accurate, and the decision of Mr. Senator is undoubtedly very decisive.

It's a pity that apart from the famous saying in this world, apart from heroes who see the same thing, there is also a saying that a clever woman can't cook without rice.

After the Tianxiang incident, "Wu Qingchen's kindergarten, preschool, elementary school, junior high school, high school, college classmates", "Wu Qingchen's family, relatives, neighbors, colleagues", "Wu Qingchen's downstairs bun shop, corner supermarket, alleyway dumpling "Shop owner", "Jiang County Linjiang community courier, takeaway staff, computer maintenance staff" and other relevant personnel copied melons, and were immediately listed as scarce resources by the government, and exports were strictly prohibited.

In response to these high-quality resources that are in short supply in all countries in the world, the smuggling war and the anti-smuggling war entered the most immediately without any prelude.

Less than an hour after the astronomical phenomenon, the two expressway companies leading to Jiang County have been blocked.

In the second hour, five national highways and 41 county roads were also blocked.

At the seventh hour, hundreds of village-level roads were all blocked.

Under the premise of such a heavy siege, around the Linjiang Community of Jiangxian County, the hardest-hit area, there are still 24 hours a day with various foreign media press cards in their arms, invitation letters for investment promotion from local governments, passports of diplomatic personnel from embassies and consulates, etc. Foreign nationals with certificates.

These blond gentlemen and ladies keep coming out of all sorts of unimaginable places, such as rooftops, alleys, public toilets, trash cans, sewers, etc., and they will take a small piece of paper with a phone number on it with lightning speed. or a satellite phone with 24-hour standby, or a stack of banknotes plus a small note with a phone number and a phone, or a box of banknotes plus a small note with a phone number Add another phone and stuff it into the arms of the "Wu Qingchen-level resource" passing by.

Next, if there is still time, these ladies and gentlemen will quickly make a series of oaths such as green cards, nationality, jobs, houses, wives, and even concubines while taking photos that are transmitted instantly through satellites. promise.

If the time is too late, you will lie on the ground and hug your face, and will be caught by a large group of big men who are already on the street, or who appear from various unimaginable angles, who have no regard for diplomatic influence. Turned into a pile of dead dogs, dragged into a truck and thrown away.

These blatant, reckless, and moth-to-flame behaviors are just helpless choices in countries with weak intelligence capabilities in China.

The traditional powers in the intelligence community play even more tricks.

For example, a certain western country.

In the same Jiang County, when a long convoy of armed escorts was driving on a fully enclosed expressway, twelve small drones suddenly rushed out from a certain corner, and instantly threw dozens of magnetic flying claws. The escort vehicle in the third place was seized. The whole process took less than a minute. One vehicle, one driver, and four soldiers disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The convoy immediately contacted their superiors, and soon a large number of helicopters were dispatched to conduct a blanket search. Thirty minutes later, the escort vehicle was found in an abandoned village ten kilometers away from the expressway. The driver and soldiers were still there, but the ether gas had been injected into it. anaesthetization.

During the whole process, without a single shot being fired, the most important material in the escort convoy was precisely stolen by the other party: Wu Qingchen's three-year junior high school workbook!

More than ten hours later, at an abandoned pier in a certain coastal province, the coast guard blocked a group of armed men of unknown nationality who "speaking accents from various parts of the United States" and an "unidentified American equipment" of unknown nationality. Civilian submarines.

The workbook was caught and brought to justice in a "civilian" submarine. On the left is a cutting-edge scanner of the world's top laboratory that was "just stolen by the United States", and on the right is the cutting-edge satellite information transmission equipment of the world's top laboratory-of course, it is also "just now". Stolen from America".

Another example is a certain northern country.

Jiangxian's network has been regulated long ago, and so has its communication, but the computers at home of Jiangxian citizens keep popping up various dialogue pages inexplicably all day long.

The mobile phone is also answering all kinds of calls with garbled phone numbers all day long!

The guy on the other end of the phone who spoke Chinese with a big tongue could tell all the information about the owner of the phone, and his proficiency in business made all the fraudulent groups out of eight blocks.

Their requests are often quite simple:

"... No, please don't hang up the phone, yes... I know you don't know Wu Qingchen... Yes, I also know that you don't know any relatives of Wu Qingchen's family. Are you in the bedroom now? You just need to open the window and take a few pictures. Just a photo."

Yes, it only takes a few photos.

There is absolutely no need for citizens to worry about how to take pictures, how to send them, and who to send them to. As long as you just raise your phone according to their requirements, they will directly indicate on the other end of the phone that they have received it, and they will tell you very considerately: Already Delete the photos and call logs you just took.

First-class service awareness!

As for the reward

"Do you want a satellite phone? Do you want a top-of-the-line computer? Do you want a sturdy truck? For cash, the economic situation is not good now, do you accept rubles? How about I get you some ak47? RPG is also available! The quantity is unlimited! We will take care of it. Transport to your door, ensure safety!"

This level of boldness is really frightening, but no matter how the citizens of Jiang County set up the whitelist/blacklist, their phones still keep ringing.

Even the arrears are useless. In order to fully guarantee the communication quality of the citizens of Jiang County, these foreign Lei Fengs got into the telecommunications system and helped hundreds of thousands of Jiang County citizens fill in the phone numbers with a jaw-dropping balance. .

It's useless to block the telecommunications loopholes, people prepare their own base stations!

At the end of the incident, six strong armed police soldiers finally smashed open the door of a certain basement with a battering mallet. Only then did they realize that although the base that blocked the door looked stupid and thick, it was still full of creaking and burning. Hua, still can tirelessly spread the wild survival knowledge points needed to deliver goods to the Sino-Russian border to the citizens of Jiang County!

This is the case.

The hooligans and the Eight Immortals from all walks of life crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers, but under the strict prevention and defense of the Chinese government, their gains were always limited.

Now, the medieval world has just been promoted, and Mr. Wu Qingchen, a freshly baked cowherd, is obviously facing a brand new situation. The whole world is eager for all information about Wu Qingchen.

How to do? Is it copying the media reports of the Chinese government? Of course we have to move! And it has already started moving!

But if the voice of the United States is not heard, what do the people think? What do MPs think? What does the president think

What should I do if I can't find someone who is really close to Wu Qingchen

It doesn't matter, don't underestimate the capabilities of our Western media!

Sitting on the most Chinese resources in the United States, San Francisco is the first to make a move: "Interview with my family, the son of God in the eyes of Wu Qingchen's university deskmate!"

Even after careful makeup, the tablemate talking eloquently in the camera still makes people vaguely feel that something is wrong.

There is no way, after all, it is a bit of a test of acting skills for a middle-aged man who is not confused to play the role of a college student who has just graduated.

However, the San Francisco TV station was absolutely not lying, and this middle-aged man was indeed Wu Qingchen's deskmate in university.

However, the time the two sat at the same table was separated by a full twelve years, which was equal to the number of years between the two alumni.

The central region, which has few Chinese resources, is not too weak, and Cincinnati has another city: "Entering the mysterious ancient country of the East - unique medical concept and environmental hygiene concept!"

If it wasn't for the strong smell of curry on the man next to him, even the host almost thought he was introducing Chinese medicine.

Areas where even Asians are difficult to find are more painful, especially in some small cities where the road condition is not so good, the feeling is even more terrible.

"How? Where are you?"

The direction that the channel director hoped to look at, the sweaty assistant gasped for breath and shook his head: "... come... it's too late, now...there are... too many cars, the police... also... also said they can't do anything... "

The director's face turned gray at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Hi! Hi! Gentlemen, do something!" Beside the desk, the frivolous agent banged on the table vigorously: "... only 5 minutes until the show starts!"

"I can't do anything!" The director grabbed his hair in pain, "The only oriental face I can find is twenty blocks away!"

"No, you must do it!" The forceful tone was as firm as the handcuffs around his waist! As firm as the m4a1 carbines in the hands of the two National Guards guarding the office door!

Five minutes later, looking at the teleprompter hanging behind the camera, the director of the channel put on his clothes in person and said: "When I first arrived in Sichuan, a famous historical city on the east coast of China...

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When the staff is busy adjusting plans, the spies are busy stealing information, the government is busy maintaining stability, and the media is busy dispelling rumors—by the way—

Earth, May 12, 2012, Middle Ages World, February 08, 0001, Wu Qingchen/Loss, the first batch of human resources that can be directly controlled, the cowherd helpers are about to leave.

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