Kidnapping All Mankind

Chapter 92: spit speed

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Do you want to be so exaggerated...

Hearing Huang Xing put on such a long list of attributives for this group of monkeys in one breath, Wu Qingchen believed that the committee must have worked hard to find such a specific and inferior group of similar people.

However, Wu Qingchen felt a little disapproving of taking it so seriously.

Isn't it just to teach you how to farm? Wouldn't it be enough to just pick up a few white-collar workers from the city who don't know the grains and come over to simulate it? Is it necessary to search the whole earth to find such a group of monkeys who are closest to the aborigines of the medieval world

In Wu Qingchen's imagination, if one compares comprehension ability, acceptance ability, logical thinking... These aspects are closely related to the accumulation of knowledge and the richness of information, the villagers in the medieval world can't compare with the earthlings who have reached the standard level.

However, if the comparison is sowing, weeding, plowing, harvesting... etc. that require real work on the ground...

Except for professional farmers who have been fighting on the front line of farming for a long time like those veterans just now, Wu Qingchen has a hard time convincing himself that he has already completely left agricultural production, and his impression of agricultural production has basically been established as rice transplanters, tractors, and harvesters. Ordinary city dwellers can actually leave behind the peasants of the medieval world who can't wait to soak in the allotment all the time.

You know, Wu Qingchen has a full set of painful experience from "farm rookie" to "farm expert". In the first half month of entering the medieval world, many earths really can't arrange various odd jobs to learn time. Wu Qingchen had to learn from his family members in the Middle Ages.

—Of course, when he first entered the medieval world, there were too many things that Wu Qingchen needed to pay attention to all the time. Wu Qingchen, who was still in the stage of pretending to be deaf and dumb at the time, never realized that when he could actually fulfill the requirements of his family members , the surprise and admiration in Old William's eyes.

"Okay..." While speaking, the shouts of the soldiers were conveyed through the translator. The monkeys who had uncuffed and hooded had already moved their hands and feet several times. Huang Xing first gestured to the leading officer, and then turned to face the teacher team : "... It's almost done, let's start."

"OK… "

The person in charge of the teaching team walked up to Wu Qingchen. He was a middle-aged man with glasses and an elegant demeanor, and his voice was calm: "Mr. Wu, let's start with the pasture treatment that needs to be completed before the summer service." , the first item is harvesting, please use your actions to demonstrate to these 'students' a few times... "

Following the direction pointed by the person in charge, two or three meters away, green pastures covered an area about the size of seven or eight basketball courts.

After receiving the sickle and straw gloves from a certain staff officer, Wu Qingchen put on the equipment and walked over, bent down and started harvesting grass.

Grab the grass and swing the knife down, grab the grass and swing the knife down...

The piece of pasture in front of Wu Qingchen, when they were transplanted, probably carried half a meter of soil with them, and the roots were tightly packed. After a few cuts, Wu Qingchen found the familiar labor rhythm of the medieval world.

Farm work is like this. After the body and nerves form a memory, facing a familiar environment, the brain has already automatically calculated the best process for the next movement just after the previous movement of the hands has started.

Familiar grass and skilled movements have been practiced in the medieval world for nearly half a month. Wu Qingchen worked very smoothly, swinging the sickle almost without a pause, the grass fell quickly, leaving behind a string of neat stubble .

Wu Qingchen began to harvest pastures, and the soldiers also began to execute orders. They opened several large boxes that had been prepared nearby, and the soldiers took out a plastic "sickle" with a handle from the box, and plastic flat plates of about two square meters. , "grass" that is also made of soft materials "grows" on the plate.

A plastic "sickle" and a piece of special "grass" were distributed to each monkey, and the monkeys began to "harvest the grass" by ordering through an interpreter and imitating Wu Qingchen's actions.

"Okay..." After about a few minutes, the teacher in charge stopped Wu Qingchen, "... come here first, Mr. Wu, please stop."

Wu Qingchen put down the sickle and turned around.

"Now, please watch their demo..."

The voice of the leader of the teacher team fell to the ground, and the translator next to him immediately gave an order.

The monkeys immediately bent down, waved their "sickles", and cut towards the flat "grass" that had just been replaced.

It only took a few seconds for Wu Qingchen to roll his eyes.

Some monkeys move slowly like zombies, some monkeys only hold three or five pieces of grass at a time, some monkeys use their hands backwards, and some monkeys even throw their sickles away...

The scene was horrible.

"This... this... who are these people!" After being stunned for a long time, Wu Qingchen regained the ability to speak: "What are these people doing... have they never worked?"

"The addicts caught by the island countries in Southeast Asia are severely cracked down... and only those who have been so addicted to drugs that their brains are about to be crippled have definitely not done any farm work for a long time."

"This... Junkie... This... This has never done farm work... So how to teach?"

"Only in this way can the effectiveness of teaching be fully verified... You have never done farm work before, have you learned it differently? Don't worry..." Huang Xing said in a comforting tone: "...the methods that the teachers have researched have been fully tested. Experimental verification, and can be mastered quickly."

"any solution?"

"Don't be in a hurry to learn the method..." Huang Xing didn't answer Wu Qingchen's question directly: "...before formal study, you should try to 'directively teach' it yourself, which will help you understand later."

"...how to teach?" Wu Qingchen was completely at a loss.

Huang Xing didn't answer, but just made a "please" gesture.

Unable to get an answer, Wu Qingchen had no choice but to walk slowly to the side of a certain drug dealer. ——"Beside" means that surrounded by a dozen soldiers, the distance between Wu Qingchen and the drug dealer is at least ten meters.

"You...you..." Wu Qingchen opened and closed his mouth several times, and finally decided that there was only one way he could think of: "Look at my movements, follow along..."

I don’t know what a certain island country in South Asia or the United Nations has done to these addicts. After listening to the translation, the addicts on the opposite side not only nodded obediently, but even tried to squeeze Wu Qingchen out with their black nose and swollen facial features. gave an ugly smile.

After the communication, Wu Qingchen also took a plastic "scythe" and stood in front of the plastic tablet to start cutting the "grass".

The props are made with great care. Although the material is completely different, when Wu Qingchen "cuts" it, there is not much difference.

The drug addict also learned very hard. Wu Qingchen bent down, and he also bent down; Wu Qingchen grabbed grass, and he followed suit; Standing up, leaning forward...then the "sickle" cut his wrist.

Hmm... Maybe I'm too fast...

Wu Qingchen reflected for a while, and then said to the translator, "Slow down, see clearly before moving."

Junkie nodded.

So, Wu Qingchen bent down, and the junkie also bent down... Wu Qingchen grabbed grass, and the junkie followed suit... Wu Qingchen got up, leaned forward, swung the knife forcefully, and the junkie also stood up, leaning forward... Then fell into the "grass" bushes.

"Okay...it doesn't matter if it's too slow." Wu Qingchen reflected again, "Let's go a little faster..."

For the third time, the addict cut the "sickle" back and forth like a saw, but failed to get rid of the large handful of "pasture" in his hand.

The fourth time, the junkie got up too hastily, and when he swung the knife, the pasture had left his fingers.

"Waist! When cutting grass, the waist should go up a little!"

Junkies go up a little.

"The lower back! It's the lower back! Don't move the front!"

Junkie's lower back goes up a little.

"Only the back moves! Why are you lifting your neck?"

Junkie shrinks his neck.

"Yes, lift your lower back now."

Junkie began to lift his back again.

"That's the butt! It's Nima's ass!" Wu Qingchen began to panic: "You can't tell the difference between Nima's butt and waist... I'm like your sister!"

Four words, drawing a tiger-like dog: This is the best description for addicts to accept the effect of Wu Qingchen's "directed teaching".

"It's all right...Mr. Wu..." Huang Xing hurriedly persuaded Wu Qingchen to calm down: "You don't need to be angry, you don't have to be stupid... Cough, people with low IQs usually care... It's okay, you already understand "Teaching to similar people" 'The difficulty, this step is quite successful... Next, it depends on the methods of the teachers... "

As Huang Xing finished his sentence, the teachers began to play.

The first step of the teacher team made Wu Qingchen's eyes shine.

Walking up to the addicts, the teacher team first singled out two addicts at the same time.

After picking the addicts, the teacher team did not ask Wu Qingchen to start mowing the grass directly, but asked Wu Qingchen to break down the complete "grass cutting" action according to his own understanding, and first demonstrated the first decomposed action. Bend over posture.

After Wu Qingchen puts on the pose, the teacher team asks drug addict A to stand on the "grass" platform and is responsible for learning Wu Qingchen's movements; drug addict b stands outside the "grass" platform and imitates drug addict A's movements at the same time. a provides a comparison of actions and a reference for making adjustments.

Decomposing the originally complex and coherent movements into simple static postures, the two addicts naturally imitated them.

First, a drug addict A imitated Wu Qingchen, and then another drug addict B imitated drug addict A. At this time, it seemed unnecessary. However, Wu Qingchen, who was used to doing farm work, immediately understood the intention.

Addicts can easily imitate their own static posture, which is just an ideal state without further practical application.

After learning all the decomposed poses, it will definitely be the turn to mow the grass, which means that addicts must restore the decomposed static poses to coherent actions. At that time:

Standing on the "Grass" platform, Addict A, who actually learned to mow grass, immediately changed from a posture that only needed to worry about Wu Qingchen to a posture that needed to worry about Wu Qingchen's demonstration at the same time, the sickle in his hand, and the pasture in front of him , the effect of actual mowing, etc., are suddenly much more complicated.

However, addict b standing on the platform of "grass" only needs to imitate addict a's movements from beginning to end, so that addict a can clearly see whether the movements are deformed, the hands and feet are too slow, or something is wrong. other mistakes.

Wanting to understand this, Wu Qingchen's mind instantly flashed the mirrors that were placed in three directions at the same time when he was receiving training on the first day.

Sure enough, there are many tricks...

In the medieval world where glass did not even appear, the team of teachers forced themselves to find a "mirror" for future students with the most intuitive and obvious action observation effect.

After demonstrating the routines of "Action Decomposition" and "Human Mirror", the teacher team continued to help Wu Qingchen further expand his thinking.

The simplest bending posture is quickly learned, and the second step of "grass grasping" posture is not difficult. Enter the third step, and after the third step, "get up", "lean forward", "follow the trend" The two drug addicts encountered difficulties in the dynamic postures of swinging a knife vigorously.

The waist is too low, the butt is too high, the legs are slow, the sickle is placed too high...

This is also the most frequent problem that Wu Qingchen encountered when he tried "directed teaching" before.

The teacher team began to demonstrate to Wu Qingchen how to help the "directed teaching" subjects correct the deviation of these movements.

"The waist is too low", "the buttocks are too high", "the legs are slow", "the sickle is placed too high"... these are naturally wrong statements.

"Raise the waist by five centimeters", "press the buttocks down three centimeters", "raise the legs faster by one and a half seconds", "put the sickle in half of the current position"... these are actually wrong statements.

Most of the aborigines in the medieval world would only use "medium water" and "little water" to distinguish the flow of water, and "sleeping water" and "diving water" to distinguish the state of water...

As the closest group on earth to the aboriginals of the medieval world, the addicts in front of Wu Qingchen are basically purely illiterate, have never been to school at all, and have no chance to learn whether the language of a certain Southeast Asian island country is rich. Vocabulary and full weights and measures.

Of course, if they switch to the professional field, they can also skillfully use the "gram" in "Here, these two grams are enough for you" and "Brother, please, give me another one." "Package" in "Package" and other special units in the industry.

However, if you encounter "centimeter", "one third", and "1.5 seconds" that several translators next to you expressed embarrassment, then you can only feel sorry.

Therefore, the opportunity for rural teachers to show their strength came: "raise your waist with two fingers!" As high as a thing!"

So this step was successfully completed.

Next, a professor from Capital Normal University demonstrated to Wu Qingchen several tips to quickly guide students to think about themselves;

A researcher from the Ministry of Education let Wu Qingchen know that the principle analysis in advance can improve the educational effect;

The class teacher from the No. 1 Scholar class in the college entrance examination taught Wu Qingchen to stimulate students' enthusiasm for learning through encouragement;

The director of admissions from a private school told Wu Qingchen about the soothing effect of flickering... ahem, looking forward to a bright future.

Etc., etc…

Unknowingly, the "directed teaching" training on "high-efficiency standard version of agricultural labor in the field" is coming to an end.

By this time, Wu Qingchen had naturally fully understood the practicability of the teachers' team for training them, and the necessity of using Southeast Asian monkeys as templates.

Although the time is limited, Wu Qingchen only practiced a part of the "directed teaching" of field labor on these monkeys. However, with the various educational methods trained by the teachers, he can "directed teaching" other scientific labor from the advanced experience of the earth. Wu Qingchen was quite sure about the movements.

After finishing the "directed teaching" content of the last addict, Wu Qingchen stretched his waist and let out a long breath.

The wind of May, blowing gently, slowly unfolded a beautiful picture in front of Wu Qingchen:

Father-in-law Sun sheds infinite brilliance and brings infinite hope of growth to all things he loves. In the sunny allotment, drug addicts skillfully manipulate various farm tools to quickly cut off crops of green pastures. The ground rakes away patches of light black soil, and carefully picks up green peas.

Ah~ what a lively scene!

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