King of Mercenaries

Chapter 132: Various tricks

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Ancient lolita were relatively precocious. Although Angela de la Rovere was only 15 years old, she was a standard lady. She was very proficient in various etiquettes, much better than Marin, a wild nobleman.

But, no matter what, Angela is only a 15-year-old girl, and in later generations, she is only equivalent to a third-year junior high school girl.

Although Marin was not good at coaxing girls in his previous life, it doesn't mean he didn't know how to coax girls. There are a lot of those so-called pick-up routines on the Internet.

It's just that girls in later generations are well-informed after all, even if you know the routine, you may not succeed. Moreover, many routines have also been used badly.

But what era is it now? End of the Middle Ages! In this era, entertainment culture is extremely scarce, so Marin has a lot of opportunities to play.

For example, telling a joke casually made the little girl Angela, who was trying to stay a lady, laugh so hard that her stomach ached. In fact, Marin was also very puzzled. The joke he told was not very funny. Unexpectedly, the girl Angela smiled so lowly.

Then, I made some brain teasers again, which made the big Lolita stunned for a while...

"There are 7 birds in the tree, I shot one with a musket, how many more?"

"Six, such a simple arithmetic problem!"

"Wrong! There is not one left! I killed one bird, and the other birds are still waiting in the tree for me to shoot again? Are you stupid? Are you stupid?"

"Ah? It seems... Really..." Then, the little girl was very happy again...

A mentally retarded brain teaser like this made Angela da Lolita stupefied for a moment. Although I didn't answer a single brain teaser, I was extremely interested.

However, Marin is a lord after all, and he can't always play with Angela. So, after thinking about it again and again, Marin decided to find some smart little girls among the people to play with Angela. Otherwise, if I was with this little ancestor all the time, would I still have to do things

But the biggest problem is - the little girl doesn't understand Frisian now and doesn't speak German very well. In a short time, you have to go out on your own. For this reason, in addition to making the little girl happy every day, Marin also taught her to speak German. When the little girl speaks German, a few little girls who are playmates can play with her.

In order to deal with curious babies like Angela, Marin made fun every day in different ways. In addition to telling jokes and playing brain teasers. Before going to bed every night, Marin still told the little girl Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales and Grimm's fairy tales by the bedside.

Although she is 15 years old, the little girl still has no resistance to fairy tales and is deeply attracted. Originally, the little girl was more resistant and shy to Marin, a little rascal, who stayed in her room at night. However, after hearing the fairy tale, Angela couldn't stop, and acquiesced to Marin staying in her room at night. Even after listening to the story, Marin secretly kissed her while she was in a daze, and finally acquiesced.

To be honest, Marin really couldn't do it to such a young girl. After all, Angela is underage. However, Marin knew that marrying her would bring great benefits in the future. Therefore, Marin had to bite the bullet.

In order to win the heart of the little girl, Marin, who was 30 years old in his heart, had to imitate those weird millets and coax Angela, a cute big loli.

The little girl is not stupid, but she is a little cute. Every time a fairy tale is told, the little girl is often in a daze, immersed in the fantasy world. Then, Marin, the old streamer, took the opportunity to secretly kiss her.

At first, the little girl was very angry, thinking that Marin was too wretched. However, after kissing more, the little girl didn't care anymore. Moreover, she is also very aware of her situation. Pope Alexander VI wanted to kill everyone in the Rovere family, and it was considered very good that the lord Marin was willing to take her in. Moreover, the Wadden Islands are far away from the right and wrong nest of Italy, which can better protect Angela from harm.

It's just that Angela was afraid that Marin just wanted to have fun and didn't want to marry her. You know, in the Catholic world, there is a big difference between a wife and a lover. A child born to a lover has no inheritance rights and is looked down upon by others.

Although Marin is not tall and strong, he is also very handsome. A little girl like Angela likes a handsome boy like Marin the most. Therefore, Angela did not reject Marin's pursuit at all. The only worry is that Malinken refuses to marry him, but just plays with him.

Marin laughed out loud when he heard about Angela's worry. He rubbed the little girl's hair, and took out a bright rose from behind like a magic trick, and then suddenly put on an affectionate expression:

"Angela, I swear in the name of God, I am willing to marry you!"

"Really?" Big Lolita was a little happy, but worried inside.

"Of course, you see, I have sworn in the name of God, do I still dare to be disrespectful to the gods?" In fact, Marin is an atheist, so he dared to swear casually. However, in this day and age, no one in Western Europe dares to make fun of God casually.

Moreover, Marin is not deceiving the little girl. Knowing that you are a close relative of the next Pope, marrying you will bring great benefits, why should I break my oath

After receiving the bright red roses from Marin, the little girl sniffed happily. However, there are thorns on the rose stem...

"Hey...be careful!"

Seeing that Angela was stabbed by rose thorns, Marin quickly grabbed Angela's tender little hand, pulled out the thorns, and then sucked the wound with his mouth, and from time to time spoke words to comfort the little girl who was hurt.

Then, in order to divert the little girl's attention, another fairy tale plot unfolded, and Angela was deeply attracted again and diverted her attention.

Taking advantage of the little girl's cute daze, Marin took the opportunity to sneak up and kiss Angela's little cheek. However, when Marin kissed Angela, he didn't blame Shushu for being obscene, but because he loved cute things.

Even though he had already planned to marry this girl, Marin didn't plan to do it now. Because, Angela is too young. Even if Marin wanted to do it, he had to wait until the little girl turned 18. Angela, who is 15 years old, has not grown yet, and looks very young. There are two small bean bags on the chest, which are completely invisible when you put on the clothes.

For this reason, Malin specially asked the little girl to drink more milk, eat what she eats to make up for herself...be more mature, so that she can start...

Unfortunately, there are no papayas in Europe at the moment. Otherwise, let the little girl eat papaya milk every day to supplement the milk...

The food in Marin Castle is the best in Europe right now. A variety of Chinese gourmet dishes are dazzling. Little girls are usually greedy. Facing the dazzling array of Chinese delicacies, Angela happily eats and drinks, but is worried about getting fat. But Marin told her, just eat less at night. Therefore, every lunch, the food is very rich. In the evening, dinner is mainly vegetables.

Jokes... brain teasers... fairy tales... giving roses... gourmet food... all kinds of low-end routines, let Angela, a little medieval girl with little knowledge, fall into the trap. These tricks may be very low-end and low-end in modern times, and they can only be used to coax little girls. But hundreds of years ago, it was very tall. Therefore, Marin's various low-end routines work very well...