After arranging the spies, Marin suddenly remembered that there was still a big cow named Da Vinci living in Tenburg. Since knocking him out and tying him back, he still hasn't done it yet. The few times I tried to win over the conversation before, I was sprayed back by this old boy...
Da Vinci is a bit stubborn, because Marin kidnapped him back by force, so this guy has always been cold to Marin. Moreover, he was not very happy to come to a remote place like Texel.
Because there is no artistic atmosphere here, and he, a naked artist, has no like-minded people. Here, the great artist Leonardo Da Vinci felt very unaccustomed and lonely...
When Marin walked into the villa where Da Vinci lived, he saw the old boy painting eggs on a basket of eggs...
"I'm going, are you still drawing eggs? Isn't this the meme you used when you were young? Are you still using it when you're so old?"
"How do you know that I often draw eggs? Also, what is the meme?"
"Uh, I heard that when you first started to learn how to draw, you honestly made you draw eggs like crazy..." Marin recalled the legend about Leonardo da Vinci's egg drawing in elementary school textbooks. It can be said that Da Vinci's painting Eggs have been painted for 6 years...
Unexpectedly, Da Vinci started painting eggs again here...
"I have nothing to say to you, a vulgar person who has no artistic talent. Painting eggs is a good way to improve your observation and painting skills." After finishing speaking, Ada turned his head and continued to paint his eggs...
"That, Ada..."
"How many times have I told you, please call me Da Vinci, or Leonardo, don't call me Ada!"
"Got it, Ada..."
"Don't..."
"Okay, Ada..."
"Forget it, you won..." Da Vinci said dejectedly.
"Ada, why did you draw eggs? Is there no other reference? For example, draw some mission portraits, Mona Lisa or something..." Ma Linxin said, drawing a beautiful woman, I can also collect it what…
"Who is the Mona Lisa? Your wife?"
"Pfft—I'm not married yet... I'm still a big girl..."
"vomit-"
"Okay, Ada, how about I hire you as the chief military engineer of my barony? I heard that you are very talented in this area?"
"Yes, I've done some research on this..."
"That's great, let's sign the contract..."
"When I finish speaking... Although I have made some achievements in this area, I will not serve you, a kidnapper!"
"Huh?" Marin was a little annoyed, but he didn't like it. Because, the opposite is Da Vinci. If it wasn't for Da Vinci, another cat or dog would be so shameless, he would have to be beaten to death...
"I'll give you a high salary, the treatment of a palace minister..."
"Don't do it! If you don't do it, don't do it!" Da Vinci decisively rejected Marin, and continued to paint his own eggs.
"The treatment of the palace minister is doubled..."
"I won't do it, it's not about the money, but I don't like you as a person. If I recognize you, I will work for you if I give you enough food. If I don't approve, I won't do it no matter how much money I give. Besides, I am like this Are artists worried about money? If you hadn’t been imprisoned on the island by you, I would have continued my artistic career... "
"I heard that you like to dissect the human body..." Marin decided to threaten.
"Who said that? Do you have proof?"
"You obviously hid a lot of corpses in the basement..."
"Didn't you send someone to clean it up for me? Now, who has evidence?" Da Vinci knew that Marin's men helped Da Vinci clean up those corpses that were brave enough to dissect.
"I..." Marin was a little discouraged. He helped clear up the evidence just in case others found out that Da Vinci had violated the Holy See's regulations. Unexpectedly, this made Da Vinci even more confident.
"I heard that you like men, how about I find some handsome guys to relieve your boredom?" Marin was at a loss, so he decided to bribe. It is said that Da Vinci was gay...
"Get lost—" A drawing board flew over and almost hit Marin on the head.
Da Vinci changed his plain appearance just now, jumped up and cursed:
"You bastard, you only like men, and your whole family likes men!"
"Then why don't you get married?" Marin retorted with a stiff neck.
"The reason why I don't get married is because I watch too many girls. Huahua stares at the models of girls every day. I'm tired of aesthetics. I don't feel interested when I see naked women, so I don't bother to get married!"
"What? Facing the fruit girl is also aesthetic fatigue?" Marin was completely shocked...
"Nonsense, when I first painted the human body, I faced Guo Nu every day, whether to see or touch. At first, I was very tempted, but gradually, as I tried my best to control my desire... Then, I found that I succeeded. But—then I really lost my desire for women, even naked ones..." Da Vinci said angrily. But at the end, I couldn't help but sigh. Because of this, Da Vinci was rumored to be gay, but no one had ever seen Da Vinci living with any man...
"It turns out that I won't lift. If I give you a Viagra, then everything will be solved... No, there is no Viagra in this era..."
Marin understood Da Vinci's suffering. It turned out that he didn't lift, and it was a very troublesome psychological failure. No wonder this old boy is 46 and still single. He doesn't want men, and he doesn't give up when facing women. It's strange if he's not single...
And looking at this old boy with a big beard, it is obvious that there is no problem with endocrine. If you are a eunuch, you will not grow a beard. Then, the only possibility is that there is something wrong with Da Vinci's psychology, not physically...