I hung up, hey, wait, why does Duanmu Lei say such things
who cares! It seems that I have been asleep for the past two years. Duan Mulei and Yin Shaodong should have been in close contact, otherwise, why this guy has been infected even when he speaks.
I shrugged helplessly, looked at He Die in my arms, the solemn color in my eyes became more serious.
"Oh, things are worse than I thought, a lot worse!"
Unexpectedly, not only the underworld could not find her information, but also the human world.
Is it really a hacker? Or is there another reason
hateful!
My eyes were filled with melancholy, and I didn't know what to do next.
Now it’s nothing to do with the sly organization. I originally wanted to investigate them, but now it’s all about the magic book, and I don’t even dare to slack off.
"Or, go and meet that guy!" There was a cold light in my eyes, and then another worry, "But, are you really going to see that guy? Afraid!"
The cemetery in the north of the city, a place with no one.
I walked into a dead wood forest that was going to be deserted, and a group of little ghosts saw me running around.
I shook my head silently. Just like the human world, many of the facilities in the underworld are not perfect, causing many little ghosts to wander at the junction of yin and yang, and there is nowhere to go.
People are displaced from others, and ghosts are displaced from ghosts.
I continued to walk forward and came to the front of a rock wall.
Suddenly, there was a sudden burst of yin air from inside the rock wall, followed by a roar.
"Hu Tian! Do you dare to come and see me!"
On the top of the rock wall, an angry face suddenly appeared.
This is the face of an old man with a white beard and a beard.
I subconsciously stepped back two steps and forced a smile, "Hey! Stone army, long time no see!"
"See you uncle! You bastard, you have trapped the old man in this rock wall for a thousand years! A thousand years! You know, Monkey King has only been crushed by the Tathagata for five hundred years. What are you, you dare to turn off? Old man for a thousand years! You lose the old man's youth, you lose the old man's face!"
I:"… "
"Brother, is it good to be reasonable? When I put you in, you were already an old man."
"Then I don't care." The Stone Army suddenly got up and said to me, "Say, why are you here this time? Could it be that your seal is about to expire? Isn't the old man allowed to go out? Hahahaha !"
I said lightly, "Impossible, the Xuanyin clan's rock wall sealing technique can guarantee that this rock wall will not be destroyed for 10,000 years. If you want to live, you can live with peace of mind for 9,000 years."
"That's good." The Stone Army muttered suddenly.
I was taken aback, "What did you say?"
The Stone Army quickly recovered and said quickly, "No, no, no! I mean, this is really too bad!"
I:"… "
I stared at the old man suspiciously. Suddenly, my eyes flashed, "You guy, won't you be addicted to living here, right? Damn it! I have to see what you changed my rock wall to! "
With that said, I am going to open the eyes of Xuan Yin.
The Stone Army panicked, and quickly waved his hand, "Don't open, don't open! Oops!"
But it was too late, and I opened my eyes of Xuan Yin at once.
With the help of the eyes of Xuan Yin, I saw the scene inside at once.
"Fuck!"
Fountain, sofa, swimming pool? !
My eyes widened, "Stone Army, you will enjoy it too much!"
"Hey." The Stone Army touched his forehead embarrassedly, "Don't look at it, there's nothing good about it, I made it when I was bored."
"Hey wait, what's that in the swimming pool?" I stared suspiciously.
"Ah! Nothing, nothing!" The Stone Army panicked.
But it was still too late. Under my observation, I finally found that there were a few swimsuit girls floating in the swimming pool!
"puff!"
I almost vomited blood and stared at the Stone Army, "What's the matter?!"
The Stone Army lowered his head in embarrassment again, "It's none of my business, these female ghosts are going to run in by themselves."
I:"… "
"Great, Stone Army, I decided to let you leave here today." I said suddenly.
"Don't tell me, brother!" The Stone Army suddenly wanted to cry without tears, "Didn't you say that the rock wall can live for nine thousand years? You go back first, and come back after nine thousand years, okay?"
"No!" I shook my head extremely seriously, "I think your sins have almost been paid off, and it's time to send you reincarnation."
"Come on, Hu Tian! You don't know that the underworld dare not accept me! I have a pardon order from the Hades. As long as I don't want to, the underworld can't take me away." The Stone Army suddenly swung his hand and said.
I said indifferently, "Yes, but the previous Yama has already left, and now the new Yama has taken office. Even the currency has changed. You have an expired pardon, and you have a hammer to use."
Stone Army: "..."
Hehe. I secretly smiled in my heart.
I think at the beginning, this Stone Army was granted a pardon from Yama because he helped Yama once. Of course, there was also a reason why Yama saw his nature not bad.
But I didn't expect that although this guy is not bad in nature, he has no brains at all! In order to watch a thousand-person swimming competition, he even stole the water from the Yin River and introduced it into the Yang, causing many people to contract the Yin disease. Many evil spirits also took advantage of the Yin River to escape into the Yang Room, causing the Yang Room to be chaotic.
Helpless, the underworld couldn't accept him, so I took a shot and sealed him here, and I counted it. As of today, it has been almost a thousand years.
This old guy really hasn't changed at all. He even built a swimming pool on the rock wall I sealed him, and abducted a few ignorant female ghosts
Damn it, I am envious.
Bah, I can't stand it anymore.
I looked at the Stone Army and said, "Are you ready? I'll let you out now, and then press you to reincarnate in the underworld, and say goodbye to your swimming pool and swimsuit girl."
With that said, my hand changed and began to lift the seal.
"Don't!" The Stone Army just got down on my knees, "Brother Hu Tian, I beg you, I haven't practiced well yet and don't want to reincarnate. You will keep me locked up for a few more years!"
"En..." I slowed down, pretending to be meditative, "You can think about it, but there are a few questions, you have to answer me."
With that said, I stopped the movement in my hand.
The Stone Army glanced at me, then suddenly realized that he nodded, and said fiercely to me, "Hu Tian, you just asked me to solve the problem for you. Did you come here to frame me from the beginning?"
"What about you, as long as you don't answer my question well, I will take you to the underworld immediately!" I said awe-inspiringly.
"Yes! Acknowledge! As long as you let me continue to live, you can ask, and I can answer any questions." The Stone Army said in a loud voice.
"Hehe." I smiled and finally achieved my goal.
Why are you looking for the Stone Army? Because he is the most knowledgeable old ghost I have ever seen.
Although the practice is not good, this guy's knowledge is really broad. News gossip in the sky and the earth, nothing he doesn't know
"Listen well, my first question, do you know the demons?" I stared at him and asked.
"Cut! Who doesn't know!"
"You can take me seriously, I'm not talking about the demons of the demon world!" I said solemnly.
"I know, don't you just ask a group of people? Just like your Xuanyin clan, there is a group of people who call themselves demons." The Stone Army replied disdainfully.
I was taken aback, and I really knew.
"Well, the next question, are there any demons in the world?"
"Does the demons know, there must be one demons." The Stone Army suddenly said.
"What does it mean?"
The Stone Army winked at me, "I! I am the demons transformed from the demons!"
I:"… "
The air was silent for three seconds.
In the fourth second, I pulled out the Stone Army at once.
Suddenly, a 1.5-meter old man with a white beard appeared in front of me, it was the Stone Army.
The Stone Army was taken aback, looked up at me, then looked back at the rock wall behind him, and looked up at me again.
I shrugged.
"Wow!"
The Stone Army jumped up, turned around and ran back, and fell on the rock wall all of a sudden, crying, "No, I want to go back!"
I patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think about it, follow me obediently, and I'll send you back after doing good things."
"!"
The Stone Army suddenly turned around and glared at me. Suddenly a fierce aura appeared on his body, "Hu Tian, you have released me, and you want to order me? Look down on me too much! I just make you look good, just right. , I avenged you for sealing my revenge for a thousand years!"
As he said, the head of the Stone Army grew bigger and bigger, like an evil beast.
I watched this scene, and then slowly stretched out my hand and poked the stone army in the face.
Suddenly, the Stone Army collapsed to the ground like a flat ball.
"Fuck! What's going on?" The Stone Army looked dumbfounded, "Can't use it?"
"Excuse me, although I released you from the seal of the rock wall, you should have known it a thousand years ago. You are not my opponent at all. Let's go, I put a tight spell on you, you If you don’t want to suffer, just do things with me obediently, otherwise, I’ll take you to see Black and White impermanence now. Believe them, I should really want to take you back to the underworld.” I shrugged helplessly. A smile on his face.
"Asshole!" The Stone Army whispered up to the sky, "How can you put such a heavy hand on me? What did I do wrong?"
I smiled, "You did nothing wrong, and I want to take you to do good deeds. But it is a good deed to accumulate yin virtue!" (End of this chapter)