"My house, there are creatures with heavy sullen air all year round, and there were even ferocious spirits that appeared not long ago. They haven't had time to clean it up. If ordinary people come in, they will definitely feel shy, but you have nothing to do. No, it seems to be accustomed to it. How can you be accustomed to it if you don’t have frequent contact with evil spirits?" I stared at Ying Cai'er and said word by word.
"..."
"Continue to ask, if you are in constant contact with evil spirits and do not have Taoism, how can you live safely until now?" A solemn flash flashed in my eyes and continued, "So, you are not a person who does not understand Taoism at all, your Taoism , It's not shallow at all! In other words, why on earth are you close to me? Are you from the sly organization?"
Yes, I have to doubt!
Zhou Huo and Bingnv just died in my hands. At first glance, these two people are not low in the sly organization. After losing these two people, how could the sly organization not come to trouble me
At this moment, Ying Cai'er with a foolish look came to the door.
Oh, in this era, where is there a girl with such a stupid hat? So, I can tell at a glance that she has other intentions.
I stared at Ying Cai'er, her face covered with chill, but there was no movement on my body. I have to be cautious and make sure nothing goes wrong... so I can’t act rashly...
When I heard what I said, Ying Cai'er's face was full of solemnity, but then she still chuckled, "Big brother, what are you talking about? I often come into contact with those evil spirits because I am taking over these businesses, but I I was not academically good, and later I asked others for help."
I sneered, "I still refuse to admit it? No problem, but how do you explain the explosion charm?"
"..." Ying Cai'er's face changed, and she cursed in her heart, "I'll just say! This girl is really doing me tricks!"
"Oh, it seems to understand your expression. Do you think ordinary people can really explode magical charms casually?" I shrugged helplessly, and said, "Of course not! Even ordinary Taoist priests can't control it. But you succeeded in doing it with the magical magic talisman. It can be seen that your Taoism is really not low."
"I kindly helped you blow up the corpse, but you used this to test me. It seems that I shouldn't blow up the corpse for you at that time." Ying Cai'er said in a frantic tone.
"If you don't help me explode the corpse, either I die there, or you and I both die there. You are close to me, obviously you don't want to kill me directly, let alone kill me directly. So, you It seems that there is a choice, but in fact you have no choice at all." I said lightly.
"..." Ying Cai'er looked dumbfounded, and after a while, she thumped her chest and her feet, "Wow! As far as the yin person is concerned, I am really not academically good, and there is still a huge gap between you and you."
"Stop talking nonsense." I said coldly, "what are you here for?"
"Okay." Ying Caier shrugged helplessly, "Since you have seen through, then I have nothing to pretend. Listen well, this girl is the one who walks the rivers and lakes and gives the nickname Peter Pan. A female Taoist priest, Ying Cai'er! As for the sly organization you mentioned, I don’t know! As for why I approached you, that’s because, for all Anlin people who do this kind of thing, you are the only ones who are really at a level. I I have decided to stay here for a while, so I naturally consider you here as the first choice."
"... You're really welcome."
Ying Cai'er said she was not a sly organization.
is it? Should I believe it
"I have already said what I should say, believe it or not. I declare that from today onwards, Yin Shaodong's house is mine!" Ying Cai'er said impassionedly.
I was taken aback, "Do you know Yin Shaodong?"
"Nonsense!" Ying Cai'er gave me a blank look, "I'm his aunt's grandmother! Dear!"
I:"… "
It's Yoon Shaodong's aunt and grandma? !
Yin Shaodong's generation is quite small, and there is such a young aunt.
Caier Ying went directly into Yin Shaodong’s room without saying a word. Thirty seconds later,
A pile of sheets was thrown out,
"Yin Shaodong, this kid is too dirty, grandma, I don't need him, hey, you, give me a whole new set."
Me: "... Wait, that, I haven't promised you to live here..."
"Huh?" Ying Cai'er was taken aback, turned around and stared at me and asked, "Did I live in your room?"
"No, no."
"Then Yin Shaodong's aunt is here, should Yin Shaodong give his room to his respected aunt?"
"This, it seems, it should."
"Hey." Ying Caier's face finally showed a satisfied smile, "Isn't that right! I didn't live in your room, I live in Yin Shaodong's room!"
I:"… "
Why do I always feel something is wrong
"Don't say more, go and help me pick up a new product. I'll take a nap first. Bye." After Ying Cai'er finished speaking, she closed the door directly.
I:"… "
Among the relatives, is there really the name "aunt"
Is she a sly organization
I sat on the sofa, pondering for a long time.
For a long time, I shook my head slowly, at least it doesn't look like it now.
"Then... go buy a new sheet..."
I picked up a pile of sheets on the ground, threw them into the washing machine, and then turned and walked out the door.
After all, it is Yin Shaodong's grandmother, and since Yin Shaodong has done a good job in the office in the past two years, we are not the unenlightened person, so let's be polite.
As everyone knows, after I left.
Ying Cai'er, who was standing by the window, looked at my back, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly and muttered,
"That old man is right, he is an interesting guy."
When she came back with a bunch of things, Ying Cai'er was already eating fruit while watching TV with her little white legs.
Seeing me coming back, he said without looking up, "Well, very good. Go in and spread it out for me."
I:"… "
Cherrie Ying? Even if you are Yin Shaodong's aunt, but I am not a servant of this family!
correct!
I suddenly woke up, I am not a servant, why should I listen to you
At the moment, I smashed a bunch of things directly on Ying Cai'er and clapped my hands. "You can shop as you like. I can live here. Just like Yin Shaodong, I am responsible for the rent, utilities, and food. You are Yin Shaodong's relative, and I will give you a 12% discount, five thousand five thousand a month!"
Ying Cai'er's eyes widened, "What the hell is the twelfth percentile?"
"Because I originally planned to ask you a 15% discount, but the 12% discount does not count as a discount?"
"...Is such a profiteer?"
"It's fine if you know it." I grabbed the remote control and turned off the TV sound to the minimum.
Cai'er Ying was not happy at the time, "What are you doing?"
"Isn’t the living room so big? I’m working here, okay? I’m working, you’re entertainment, entertainment can’t affect work, please be quiet, or I’ll drive you out." Then I sat down at my own table,
Looking at Ying Cai'er, who was glaring at me, and said lightly, "Okay, don't look at me any more. Go out and pull customers when you have time. We don't have idlers here. I need to look at the documents.
What document do I want to see
I don't know, but I have to think of something.
Go and check the sly organization.
These things are not what I am good at at all, but no one can help me now, I can only do it myself. After all, I can't sit still and wait for death.
However, I don't know anything about computer networks, do I have to learn the network again
Just as I was sitting in front of the computer desktop and feeling helpless, Cai'er Ying walked directly in front of me.
"What?" I asked as soon as I looked up, "I'm very busy."
Cherrie Ying ignored me, instead she glanced across the table.
Suddenly, she picked up a pen and stretched it in front of me, "What is this? Who gave it?"
My eyes narrowed slightly, "This is from an old friend."
I remember that this pen was given to me by Duanmu Lei a few days ago.
I was very abrupt when it was given to me. Why did you give me a pen? Is the pen bad
I still remember that Duanmu Lei said at that time, "Hu Tian, study hard."
I:"… "
Although I don't know why this guy suddenly gave me the pen, since he gave it, I also accepted it.
But at this moment Ying Cai'er's eyes were bright.
"Interesting."
I was stunned, "What's the point? What's the point? Don't mess with me, give it back to me soon."
Ying Cai'er didn't answer me, but a bright light flashed in her eyes, and then lightly twisted the end of the pen. Suddenly, a metal head came out.
I was taken aback: "This..."
"Hey." Ying Cai'er smiled triumphantly.
"I said it! Don't mess it up for me, look, what did you do!" I yelled, and looked at Ying Caier accusingly.
Ying Cai'er was instantly covered with black lines, looking at me like a fool.
I was stunned, "What are you looking at? What is this, can you retract it for me?"
Finally, Ying Cai'er seemed to believe that I really didn't know the thing in my hand.
She asked weakly, "Hu Tian, you, don't you really know a USB flash drive?"
"U disk? I seem to have heard of it, what kind of U disk? Why do you use it?" I looked dumbfounded.
Cai'er Ying was speechless for a moment, grabbed the pen in my hand, and walked around the table to the computer.
"Get up and make room."
I:"… "
Although very confused, I obediently stepped aside.
I saw Ying Cai'er with a solemn face, "Your friend, there is something to tell you."
"Yep?"
Under my gaze, Cai'er Ying quickly turned on the computer, and then inserted the U disk into it.
I watched this scene, puzzled.
I saw Ying Cai'er click on the computer a few times, and suddenly, a video jumped out.
"Fuck? Duanmu Lei?!"
Cai'er Ying clicked to play and I saw Duanmu Lei sitting in a dark room, speaking with a serious face,
"Hu Tian, when you see this video, I am definitely not in Anlin anymore. Don't ask me how I know, I'm so awesome."
Me: "..." (End of this chapter)